[Comprehensive] I thought you were going to attack me

"Miss Miyuki, you actually drank coffee with other men while I was shopping for groceries!"

Just as the two people in the partition fell into subtle silence, a human head...ah no, a head attached to the neck of a living person emerged from behind the potted plant on the side of Miyuki.

Seragaki Miyuki: "..."

Bakugo Katsuki: "..."

Like a ghost that appeared out of nowhere, no one found out when this head that looked like Osamu Dazai appeared.Miyuki saw Bakugo's crimson eyes overflowing with murderous aura instantly, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight veins bulged on his forehead. If it were five years ago, a guy who appeared suddenly would have probably flown out of the window.

However, as if wanting to test the limit of Bohao Katsuki's endurance, this head continued to add fuel to the fire: "Hold on, Bohaojun, this is a public place. In case the group of people outside find out your identity, you are alone Forget it, it will cause trouble to Ms. Seragaki."

Bakugo Katsuki: "...##############"

Miyuki looked at the other person's face and felt that if she didn't say anything else, the headline of tomorrow's news would be "The No.

She stood up from her seat and was about to prepare her speech when she saw the man opposite him move his body inch by inch toward the potted plant, then rubbed his upper and lower teeth "creaking" and "crunching" and spoke word by word:

"And, you, no, relationship, relationship, right, bandage, bandage, strange, human."

It looks like a PPT animation stuck at 16 times slower speed due to network speed problems.

The heads around the potted plants blinked, and said very naturally: "Because Ms. Seragaki said, 'Recently thinking about love affairs', the object is me."

After speaking, he stretched out an arm from below and pointed to himself.

Seragaki Miyuki: "..."

She looked at the arm, then at the bandages, to make sure she wasn't dazzled.

How could this be a head that looks like Osamu Dazai—this thing must be Osamu Dazai! ! !

You buy a vegetable so fast? ? ?

(emphasis wrong)

As soon as these words came out, Bakugo Katsuki's expression froze.

He slowly raised his head, glanced at Miyuki who was frozen beside him, and then at the man behind the potted plant.A few seconds later, as if the screen was replayed, he glanced at Miyuki who was frozen beside him, and then at the man behind the potted plant.

Bakugo Katsuki: "..."

Bakugo Katsuki: "..."

Bakugo Katsuki: "..."

"Huh?!" After being silent for an unknown amount of time, the milk-blonde man finally broke out, "Is she thinking about you? Is she out of her mind or was threatened by you with something, and she is actually thinking about dating you?!"

Miyuki: "..."

Ah, it seems completely irrefutable.

Fortunately, there are potted plants blocking this side. Even if other guests notice the high-pitched pitch, they can only hear the suspected quarrel in the Asura Field through the partition.After all, it is a public place, no matter how much people want to eat melons, it is impossible for most people to openly come to watch or peep.

Otherwise, Miyuki could only gag the two of them immediately, and then lead them to escape through the window.

Osamu Dazai did not raise any objections to Bakugo's suspected life attack.Instead, he thought about it seriously for a moment, and then nodded: "Yes. Many people have said similar things. In fact, Ms. Seragaki has said that I am a scum before. But this has nothing to do with her decision to consider me. Do you have to get in touch?"

Bakugo Katsuki: "..."

Miyuki had to control herself with all her strength so as not to show sympathy to Bakugou.

Under the premise of relying entirely on words, the level gap between these two people is really too big, no less than letting Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya fight hand-to-hand.

The picture is really horrible.

Because of Dazai Osamu's mess, Bakugo Katsuki's confession was completely chilled.Under the posture of someone sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, Miyuki solemnly sent a good person card to the other party, and punched the man next to him by the way.

Then I saw him clutching his stomach and humming next to him.

A few minutes later, the three of them bid farewell at the door of the coffee shop. The black-haired young man took out a bag of vegetables from nowhere, and looked like an exceptionally good wife and loving mother.

Bakugo Katsuki gave them a complicated look, put his hands in his trouser pockets and left.

This time, they didn't say "goodbye".

"Hey, Ms. Seragaki, I'm going to a place next—you should go back and cook first, or...forget it, you go back first."

Osamu Dazai looked at the leather bag in Miyuki's hand, pulled it out and stuffed it into his vegetable pocket, then handed the bag to her hand.

Seeing his incomparably skillful movements, Miyuki inexplicably felt the corners of her mouth itch.

"I have a better suggestion."

Finally she said, and then walked back to the coffee shop with her things, and came out empty-handed half a minute later: "I'll go there with you, and then—we'll go back and cook together."

Tsushima looked at her unshakable expression, thought for a few seconds, and then nodded simply: "Okay, listen to you."

The station was still some distance from the coffee shop, and the two had to walk there.Miyuki lowered her head and swiped her phone for a while, when she suddenly heard the surprised voice of the young man next to her:

"Hey, there seems to be someone fighting over there."

She raised her head subconsciously and looked at the street not far away——

There is a commercial pedestrian street nearby, and there will be a lot of traffic after dinner.It was only afternoon, and there were neither too many nor too few pedestrians on the street, so an abrupt "no man's land" became particularly eye-catching.

A tall man in a black fur coat turned his back to them, surrounded by three or four limp punks, and the only remaining one barely managed to support himself.A few meters away from them stood a girl who was also dressed in black, her eyes were always on the man, showing anxiety that could not be concealed.

There was an aura close to madness on the man in the leather jacket. The gangster with the seaweed hair had been forced against the wall by him, and he seemed about to lose his mind from fright.

In the end, Haizaotou yelled, and stabbed the man in the leather jacket with the knife in his hand, looking desperate.The latter still seemed to be able to do a job with ease, holding the handle of the knife with his backhand, and between pulling and pulling, he threw the seaweed head out.

Then he raised his hand high——

"—Brother, you can't kill people!!!"

The girl finally yelled uncontrollably, her voice was so sharp that anyone tens of meters away could hear it clearly.The man in the leather coat froze in the next second, as if he didn't realize what he was doing until this moment.

Then he turned his head slowly and looked at the girl covering her eyes not far away.

……

……

"Miss Shenxue, when I visited you last time, I seem to have seen these two people in the studio, right?"

The two squeezed into the innermost part of the crowd, less than ten meters away from the accident scene ahead.Osamu Dazai clasped his hands behind his head, it was clearly a question, but his tone sounded like they were on vacation somewhere.

Miyuki gave him a white look, refusing to answer such nonsense.

Osamu Dazai didn't intend to continue teasing, he just turned his head to look at Miyuki, with the expression of watching a play still on his face.And Miyuki stared at the girl over there - Mogami Kyoko dressed as "Yuka Hill" walked towards "Cain" - Tsuruga Ren, and looked sideways at him worriedly.

"Just now... Snow... I seem to have completely lost control..."

Tsuruga Lian had a dazed expression on her face, as if she just realized what she had done.He looked down at Mogami Kyoko who was standing beside him, with the lingering fear on his face.

Like a child with a height of 1.9 meters.

Mogami Kyoko was stunned for a second, then suddenly raised the corners of her lips, showing a very "snowflake" smile: "No? It's my most important, cute and clumsy brother."

Tsuruga Ren: "What is clumsiness, so to speak brother."

Mogami Kyoko: "Because I'm not making a movie, I almost killed someone just now... Otherwise, should I change it to a useless brother?"

Tsuruga Ren: "...just being clumsy."

Watching the fake brothers and sisters flirting and cursing (?), Miyuki took out her phone and looked at it, then stepped forward to interrupt them:

"That's enough. Even if you want to show your affection, you should call the victim first."

"..." The "brothers and sisters" who looked like they were about to embrace each other were taken aback at the same time, and they all turned their heads to look at Miyuki.

After three seconds of looking at each other, Tsuruga Ren silently let go of the paw on Mogami Kyoko's shoulder.

"Ah? You said that about us, but you didn't call yourself." Without noticing this detail, Mogami Kyoko turned around in the posture that "Snow Flower" should have, and raised her chin slightly to look at her.

Tsuruga Ren——Cain Hill's original soft lines also became tense, with a gloomy expression: "It's you."

"That's right, it's me. The guy who confessed to your sister sincerely that day and was ruthlessly rejected didn't even let me be a spare tire."

"What? Ms. Seragaki used to be someone else's backup?!"

Dazai Osamu's surprised voice joined in, interrupting the vaguely tense atmosphere.Mogami Kyoko glanced at him, then turned her gaze back to Miyuki:

"Anyway, if you see something unpleasant on the street, you should just leave quietly."

"How can you say that!" Osamu Dazai continued to interrupt, and his tone suddenly seemed to have a natural sense of justice, "If you see injustice in public, of course you should stand up and at least try your best Come on! What a terrible hell society would be if everyone turned a blind eye to such things!"

Then he turned his head to look at Miyuki, his voice became more sad and heartbroken: "Miss Seragaki, I thought that the person you liked before would at least be an elite talent who could become a pillar of society. But I didn't expect..."

He sighed, like it was too distressing to continue.

Seragaki Miyuki: "..."

Kyoko Mogami: "..."

Tsuruga Ren: "..."

Tons of chicken soup poured down, slapped all over their faces, and stunned all three people present.

As the person who spent the longest time with Osamu Dazai, the maker of the poisonous chicken soup, Miyuki was the first to recover from the state of who I am and where I am.She looked at the man beside her with a righteous face, as if he could run for No. 1 in the list of "the smile that best suits your hero" in the next second, and her heart was indifferent.

Mogami Kyoko on the opposite side was still a newcomer after all, her expression seemed to be about to collapse.Miyuki sighed sympathetically, and forced a step over:

"Forget it, I'm not the kind of person who sticks around. Let's go, Tsushima-kun."

"..." Osamu Dazai glanced at the Hill brothers and sisters "indignantly", and followed silently.

After a while, Mogami Kyoko's voice was faintly heard over there trying to take over the scene: "What a strange guy. By the way, brother didn't sleep well last night, did you? How about going back to catch up on sleep later."

"Isn't Snow Flower's fault last night?"

"It's... so poor brother. Because I have a cute little sister like me, I can't sleep well."

"..."

Miyuki: "..."

It's getting cold, so let's destroy Tsuruga Lian humanely in advance.

The author has something to say: In the last chapter, everyone basically guessed that it would fail, or that success was due to other reasons.A reader wore Pinru's clothes, and everyone went to the rooftop to admire:

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The bet is successful, and then Kajiang is the husband, Dazai Jack, and the three of them practice the script together 23333

Ka Jiang is too miserable, really too miserable, I finished writing and found out why it is so miserable... I obviously like him very much (in deep thought)

Just finish writing him a side story, and if there are few people mentioning it by then, I will be googoo.

PS:

#四个actors are crazy about the show, and the onlookers are full of faces#

#Your city people really know how to play by Xianzhi#

Kyoko Mogami, a little white rabbit plays the female gadfly in leather pants.

Osamu Dazai, a big lump of black mud plays the role of a good-blooded young man.

... Sure enough, Zai took the heroine's script.

This plot has magically changed chapters 158-159 of the original SKIP, and the timeline has also been disrupted.The plot is that Lian Gong went shopping ♂, Mogami Kyoko was molested by gangsters, and Tsuruga Ren, who had a tendency to become black, ran away and beat people.

Then, of course, it was love that rescued the blackening, the younger sister called back the elder brother’s reason with an affectionate call _(:з」∠)_I love this sick brother and sister.

PPS:

There is one thing that was missed in the last chapter, that is, many people discussed "dream jumping fish" in the last chapter... In fact, I really played it casually.Later, referring to Da Zai's "Vital Stewed Chicken", the brain supplement is probably because Zai ate poisonous jellyfish (?) and then had hallucinations related to the ocean. Fish in a wonderful illusion, but those who have eaten it can't remember what the dish tastes like, and don't even know whether the fish is dead or alive.

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The last sentence was inspired by the reader "It's me, my husband", hehe