[Comprehensive] I thought you were going to attack me

Miyuki Seseragaki: "I would like to take the liberty to ask, sir, how did you find out that there is something wrong with my dress?"

Zhongye in the Central Plains; "..."

Facts have proved that not everyone can keep up with the logic of actresses running around everywhere.

The man in front of him obviously knew her, or almost everyone who was in this place at this time did not come for the press conference.It's not that Miyuki didn't notice a certain vague sense of strangeness in the other party, but she didn't pay attention to it.

Although at this point in time, there are only ten minutes before the official launch of the press conference.But Miyuki just wanted to know what problems existed in her disguise.

And even if they are not very diehard fans, they have only admired each other's performances on the screen for many years.Chuya, who was in close contact with the goddess for the first time, reacted no differently from ordinary people:

He blushed.

The gravitational force of Hong Kong Hei made (looks up) looking at the woman in front of him, not knowing what to say.Especially the other party's performance was too calm, as if they were friends who had known each other for a long time, rather than two strangers they met by chance on the street.

By the way, the way we met was very embarrassing.

"If you want to talk about it, it's mainly the difference between bones and skin."

Facing Miyuki's overly natural attitude, Nakahara finally found his tongue.As the first sentence was exported, the follow-up became smoother:

"Unless there is targeted training, it is difficult to camouflage through external modifications. There is also instinct and intuition, and breath should also be counted."

What the hell am I talking about, he thought.

Miyuki blinked, and seemed to be seriously thinking about his answer.After a while, he showed a smile and nodded to him: "Thank you very much, I understand."

Chuya: "Ah, oh, you're welcome."

Although he didn't know if the other party really knew about it, but in short... it's better to solve this matter quickly and leave.

Goddess or something, just look at the screen, in reality it is safer to stay away.

For both of them.

In fact, if it wasn't for mission needs today, it would be impossible for Zhong also to come to this press conference specifically for star chasing reasons.

Seemingly seeing through his thoughts, the woman didn't say anything else, she reached out and looked through her bag.After a while, he took out a bookmark from inside, took out a pen from the interlayer, and started writing very skillfully.

Three seconds later, she handed a bookmark with her signature and the words "everything succeeds" to the man.

"Thank you very much today, otherwise I will be late, I hope you can accept it." Shen Xue said, "If you don't like it, you can give it to someone else - I am a little confident in the value of the gift. "

She blinked her right eye as she spoke, with a natural intimacy in her expression.

"..."

After the incident with the old lady, Zhongyuan Zhong also had a subtle sense of déjà vu again, and at the same time, the back molars began to itch inexplicably.

He suppressed this unreasonable instinctive vigilance, hesitated for a moment, and finally took the bookmark and said "thank you".

Miyuki glanced at the phone, said no more, and bid farewell to the other party.

...we probably won't see each other again.

After confirming that this was just an ordinary bookmark, Chuya stuffed the newly received gift into his pocket, looking at the back of the other party and thinking.

***

When Seragaki Miyuki walked into her private lounge, she saw someone lying on the armchair.

Although the area is much larger than ordinary seats, it is still just a chair.In terms of height, the above person is absolutely unable to rest peacefully in such a place.

So it should be described like this: The other party occupied the entire armchair in a slightly distorted posture.

"Mr. Dazai," Miyuki wasn't surprised at all, although she never gave him the key to the room, "are you sure you won't suffer from a herniated disc or lumbar spondylitis someday?"

The man nestled in the chair—Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, but he didn't seem to move at all.He even rubbed his head on the back of the chair twice, and then said in a dead house tone that was so decadent that a catty of mushrooms grew:

"Ah, before that, I should have committed suicide successfully."

There was no will to survive in his tone, and it sounded like he was going to commit suicide in the next second.No, in his current state, maybe he will die of laziness first.

Looking at his unusual state, Miyuki recalled a series of behaviors between the two from this morning to just now, and finally came to a conclusion:

"Do you know the gentleman with the hat?"

"..." Osamu Dazai.

The young man was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly jumped up from the chair.Before Miyuki could react, he had already appeared in front of her with astonishing agility, with both hands on her shoulders:

"Miss Miyuki, please don't mention that dark dwarf—even if you don't know his name, you won't want to know it in the future."

Miyuki: "..."

Sure enough, I know it.

It also sounds like the bad friend or nemesis type.

She didn't answer the other party's words, and after thinking for a moment, she said: "So, you slipped away alone at that time because you recognized an acquaintance from the past."

Just like Osamu Dazai sometimes talks to himself, or puts up inexplicable topics completely ignoring the status of others.Seragaki Miyuki, who seemed to be talking to him at the moment, also had this problem.

Without waiting for the other party to answer or change the subject, the woman threw out the next almost certain guess: "When discussing how to avoid fans, you proposed to use the method of pretending to be an old man... So, you have played with that gentleman before, right? ?”

Dazai Osamu: "..."

When he heard the word "playing", Osamu Dazai looked at Miyuki's expression, as if she was a heartless scumbag.

So Miyuki got the answer: Yes, that's it.

In fact, today's seemingly abnormal, and in fact, abnormal cross-dressing method was proposed by the young man named Osamu Dazai in front of him.

He was the neighbor Miyuki Seragaki met in the corridor a month ago. In the variety show called "Five Days Island" a few days later, the two had further entanglements.

Up to now...by secular standards, they should be regarded as friends.

Although they never discussed this.

"When the time comes, Ms. Miyuki will dress up as an old man, and we will walk together, and I will pretend to be a stranger who accidentally stepped on you, and then help you out—as long as you make concessions to the old and weak in the public environment, you can easily get rid of the fanaticism. A path has been opened among the fans and the media."

That's what Dazai said at the time.Miyuki was silent for ten seconds, then sighed:

"Mr. Dazai, whenever I feel that I have seen the scum of you, you always use a new form—to let me see the more irredeemable part of you."

Regarding such an evaluation, Osamu Dazai's expression did not fluctuate: "So Miss Miyuki is going to reject this proposal?"

Miyuki shook her head: "Of course not."

Dazai Osamu: "He said the same shameless thing without changing his face."

Miyuki: "Each each other."

The author has something to say: So the "passer-by" other than Zhongye in the last chapter...

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#Two scumbags fancy playing with chuya's daily life#

#Your conscience won't hurt#

#Not only will not be beautiful#

And, after getting along for a month, the hostess and Dazai were subtly influenced by each other at the same time with some micro-expressions... so Chuya's instinct called the police

Tomorrow (June 6nd) will officially join v, and there will be a three-in-one fat badge XD

This is my first v article in Doujin, and it is also the first book I return to Doujin after a few years.So glad it went so well, kiss all the little angels who are reading this book.

After entering v, the plan is to change from [-] to the end of the day, which is twelve o'clock in the old time.Because this book is not long, it will be finished in about a month.