Food reserves are all love brains? [Comprehensive]

Uruk's number one and second in command confront Maimang, and Ishtar decides to ask the temporary referee Chubby for support.

The cat and rabbit with drooping ears remained unchanged under the two major sources of pressure, and his red eyes were glued to the girl's body without blinking.

At this moment, Truth is holding on to the door of the royal treasury with a full face of reluctance, clamoring to say goodbye to the treasures inside. This poor face makes Gilgamesh so angry that he doesn't care whether he wants to use her to crush Ishtar. I couldn't hold back the itching, so I put a few bags on her head first:

"Shameful thing, is this king short of you?"

"Even if you feed less, it's to help you lose weight, and you won't let go of the leftovers!"

"If you have that little time, why don't you come out wearing better clothes!"

The little girl covered her head, but she didn't seem to be angry at all.When Gilgamesh dragged him down from the edge of the king's treasury, he still smiled stupidly, rubbed the king's jade hand twice, smacked his mouth strangely, and was rewarded with two more chestnuts.

Gilgamesh has a strong sense of territory, and will automatically add a beautification filter to the things enclosed in his territory.Although the personality is a bit domineering, as long as the other party is obedient and obedient, there will be no danger of life.Since he chose to pick up the greedy snake, Truth, to offset the debt for stealing his grass, he didn't want to accidentally spoil it before he had played enough, so his tone was unhappy, but his expression was calm, and he knew how to restrain himself.

At this point in time, this made Ishtar jealous.

Here she is seriously scratching her head to show off her beauty, but Gilgamesh is actually flirting!

That was Gilgamesh's jade hand, and she hadn't touched it a few times!Why should this new ugly thing do whatever it wants? !

With a distorted expression, Ishtar urged the interim referee through gritted teeth:

"Qiubi, you are an upright and fair intelligent creature personally identified by the Father God—"

"Qupie, tell me, who is the most beautiful female in the world?"

"Master Truth."

Ishtar nodded decently, with a proud expression as if standing on the podium:

"Hmph, I just said it was me—me???"

Half a beat later, the goddess finally realized what the temporary referee said—it wasn't her name anyway.She looked in disbelief at the white-eyed red-eyed wolf she served deliciously, and found that the white-eyed wolf slowly turned into a beautiful boy.

White hair and red eyes, slender limbs, so weak that they seem to be broken at the first blow, completely different from the Sumerian men who are rough or strong, no matter how bad they are, they are as thin as Gilgamesh.

Those red eyes were watery, at first glance they seemed to be filled with infinite emotion, but at another glance they were completely cold and silent. !

Herbivorous boy!

A style never seen before!

Ishtar, who was a little tired of eating meat for a long time, brightened up.

She feels she is in love.

The feeling of spring heart sprouting made her forget about the beauty pageant for a while, and happily walked towards Chubby, and turned on the affectionate mode.

However, one of the priesthoods is Ishtar, the god of love, and the road to love is quite bumpy.Gilgamesh, the poisonous boy who has become a thing of the past, is teasing the little girl not far away, while the newly fancy herbivorous boy, with dark eyes, stares unremittingly over there, standing like a watchman.

"Kuppy—"

"Please don't come near me."

The beautiful boy's tone was polite and distant,

"Master Truth will misunderstand."

Ishtar's smile gradually froze, and she subconsciously asked who "Master Truth" was, but her intuition had already given the answer——

In the name of glamorousness, Ishtar, who towers over the gods in the name of beauty and has several times more scandals than others, followed Qiubi's gaze and saw the ugly girl with a flat figure.

In addition to love, Ishtar is also responsible for fertility, and as one of the symbols of fertility - breasts, of course, the fuller the better, the fuller the more beautiful.A school-age girl like this who can be compared with Enkidu is, in her concept, undoubtedly ugly.

If the people of Uruk vote with their feet, Ishtar with swaying big breasts will undoubtedly crush the flat and small Kuzezhen.

However, Gilgamesh's aesthetics surpassed the times, and the incubator's aesthetics was ahead of the universe.

Hurrah!It's you ugly girl again!

Ishtar was beyond angry, and she swung her arms angrily, and was about to teach a terrible lesson to the little girl who dared to part with her thousands of pets.

Her fiery anger finally attracted the attention of Truth.

"what?"

Mari Kuze had been exercising with the high-grade golden ration for a long time with a good temper, and finally stopped.She turned her head and saw her fiancé from the crowd over Qiqigu.

If it were a human girl, the atmosphere at the moment should be rather awkward.Although it was not her subjective wish to leave Qiubi behind and leave, she could go back and find it with a little effort, but she lived happily in another world, and she was held in the hands of a strange man. Appeared in a posture - and became taller.

For Chubby, the worst thing is not that your fiancée ran away with other men behind your back, nor was she fighting with other men in front of you, the incubator has long been used to that kind of thing .He also knew that in the eyes of the truth, those people were nothing more than potato chips and cola, and they were Qi Mu at the top of the sky, and their status was comparable to that of an out-of-print collection of cola.

The worst thing is that the last time you saw her, she was still a child, and you were very reassured about her. After a few months of not seeing her, she developed a second time around someone else-although the development seemed to have a little problem.

Lord Truth... changed where I couldn't see it.

Originally, this kind of thing was impossible.

The incubator silently chewed on this fact, letting the strange tingling sensation spread in his limbs.When his appearance was reflected in those deep-set green eyes, he showed a well-behaved, fragile and beautiful smile:

"Master Truth."

The voice is still cold and indifferent, but the tone seems to be melted with honey.

When a beautiful boy with a cold appearance calls your name with a soft look that belongs to you, is not noisy, but has extremely melancholy eyes - any woman who makes him sad will have a pang of conscience.

However, the conscience monster has no conscience.

"It's Cupid."

The little girl blinked her eyes with an innocent expression,

"How did you find me? I thought you were with Qi Mu-kun."

"I collected some materials... I'm sorry, I came too late. You must have had a hard time during this time."

"It's not too late, it's not too late, it's not hard, it's not hard!" Truth waved her hands, and flattered Gilgamesh, who was unhappy, "This is the king—he is very friendly to me, and he has given me a lot." Gift."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the hatcher and Gilgamesh became subtle at the same time.

Needless to say, Chubby’s mood, from Gilgamesh’s point of view: Kushizhen was picked up and raised by him. After so many days of “golden house hidden beauty”, he watched her pass the time every day when he was bored on the road, and he also observed that A little bit of emotion came—why did something suddenly appear, with a dignified attitude, and looked at his things with tolerant eyes?Instead, he became the one who was introduced and alienated?

accurate!

Gilgamesh: "Hmph, you know him?"

The white-haired boy bowed down, lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly: "Qiubi is Lord Truth's dog."

"This king is talking to your master, is it your turn?"

"My Goddess forbids you to say that, Cupid is mine!"

Gilgamesh and Ishtar glanced at each other and turned their heads away.

"Truth, you have to seek my king's opinion on choosing a pet."

"Kubi, you can only belong to me!"

After staying in Gilgamesh's treasury for so many days, he stood at the center of the bloody storm as soon as he came out.Truth looked left and right, looked at Chubby who was trying to bind himself, and frowned in distress.

The little girl is used to not hurting the feelings of the rations, and now the king and the goddess don't want her to reunite with Qiubi, so it's okay to follow their wishes?

Anyway, after leaving this world, can I play with Kewpie again?

She opened her mouth, her eyes fell on Qiubi's slightly trembling body, and she hesitated suddenly.

The gentle and sad expression of the green-haired clay figurine suddenly came into his mind. When he talked about the long-ago agreement with her, he would always look into her ignorant eyes and say:

"The truth will come out later."

How long will it be in the future?

If he didn't understand earlier, would Enkidu...will also forget the promise with her?

If you don't keep the agreement with Qiubi, will Enki hate her?

Thinking of this, Truth's mood fell to the bottom.

She raised her head, facing Gilgamesh's eyes that seemed to have deep meaning, and replied seriously:

"Kubi is my future husband." -

10 minutes ago, Ishtar tried to show his favor to Gilgamesh, but the blind Gilgamesh insisted that a lowly woman was more beautiful than himself.

5 minutes ago, Ishtar fell in love with Chubby who turned into a human form in front of her for the first time, but this lowly woman took away the Kyubey that should belong to her again.

Clap clap clap.

In public, she was slapped in the face twice in a row. The one who slapped her was an ugly girl who was so lowly as to dust that Ishtar, who was self-confident in her beauty and loved by thousands of people, would never pay a second glance at ordinary times.

The last time he was slapped in the face, Ishtar, who was furious, killed Gilgamesh's important friend.

What was it that pressed her this time?

Which god can bear this matter?

Click.

The last string broke.

For Ishtar, the dignity of the goddess is something that cannot be violated.Being bullied by Gilgamesh, the important wedge of the gods, he can still bear a little bit for the sake of profit. If he is really angry and dare not fight himself, he will cry to the father god and teach Gilgamesh a lesson.

Just a little lesson.

Until now, she didn't feel that she had done anything wrong. Enkidu was just a fake made by hand, so what right did she have to snatch her favorite thing?

But now——Enkidu had just died, and another mediocre girl who didn't even look at her appeared again, and once again, she wanted to take away her sight.

Why?

"A mere human—"

Ishtar almost squeezed the words between his teeth.

She glared at the bewildered little girl, drawing the bow with her left hand and strumming the string with her right, and a bow and arrow full of majestic divine power was released.The main god of Uruk and the patron saint of the city have power bonuses in places with abundant faith, not to mention her anger is so intense, if this blow is released, not only the truth, but also the entire temple and the people surrounding the temple The citizens of Uruk will all be wiped out.

But Ishtar didn't hesitate at all.

In the final analysis, human beings were created to work for the gods who do not want to work, to farm, labor, and do some dirty work that low-level gods are unwilling to do for the gods, so that the fruits of labor can meet the needs of the gods.If you are sensible, you can handle the extra income yourself. If you are not sensible, you don’t understand the duty of a servant——

See you in the flood.

The sky and the earth, the sun and the stars, and all the elements for the growth of all things, which one does not belong to God?The prerequisite for being willing to distribute these things to human beings is that human beings worship God unconditionally, so that God can happily live a life of exploiting the proletariat.

But recently, people's faith seems to be getting weaker and weaker, headed by this girl from a different race who dared to covet what she owns.

—It's time for them to recall.

Ishtar narrowed her eyes, and she looked at the familiar faces outside the temple—they still didn't understand what would happen later, their lips curled up cruelly, and their tone was innocent as if they had won a competition to show off children:

"Stand back, Gilgamesh."

"It's you who should step down."

Behind the golden king, the golden light is shining brightly, and hundreds of weapons are faintly visible from the golden ripples.He stood before his subjects without giving way,

"As the main god of Uruk, he is so narrow-minded, he doesn't know how to reflect, and persecutes believers—isn't it enough to persecute your lovers? Uruk is an important source of belief for the gods, and this king has always been generous when offering sacrifices If your father knew that you had destroyed this city, would he still indulge you like this?"

"Are you not afraid that I will really kill you?!"

"This king will never let you mess around!"

Gilgamesh spoke righteously and righteously, but he was secretly reminding the people behind him to evacuate quickly.

This dialogue finally allowed the onlookers to understand the conflict in the temple, but unlike what Gilgamesh expected, instead of fleeing, they were like a wretch who finally waited for the return of the prodigal son, moved by the bullshit who talked all day long. The king finally spoke up for them, clamoring to "live and die with the king" and "Uruk can live without a god but without a king"—this made Ishtar, who was a little hesitant, even more murderous.

Gilgamesh:"……"

You are so moved!

Get lost, I don't need you trash!

If this goes on like this, she will be pissed off, and now I have to finish playing, who will cry for this king? !

On the surface, Gilgamesh is majestic and aggressive.In fact—the super weapon he used to beat Ishtar last time was not with him. The treasury of the king is full of handicrafts that Gilgamesh collected from the road and put in to test new abilities. It doesn't do much other than pretend.

In Ishtar's eyes, the King of Heroes seemed to be full of confidence. He went out and turned around and lit up a new skill that seemed to be very powerful. On his face, he said "come here" and "you come and fight me once". The goddess is very afraid that she will be killed by pretending to be punished by God, and then those assholes will have to make sarcastic remarks again, and where will she put her face in future generations.

But Ishtar thought too much. At this time, Gilgamesh not only has the weak buff of [Traveling so tired], the treasure that can decide the battle is not around, and he is dragged down by a group of pig teammates. Lift your weight lightly and calmly——

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the momentum cannot be lost. This is the romance of the king.

At worst, go down to accompany Enkidu.

The king of gold thinks he hides his inner uncertainty well.He was about to speak, and then fought with Ishtar on the tip of his tongue three hundred times, delaying her hand sorely that she couldn't draw the bow, and the corner of her clothes was torn.

Wang glanced around impatiently, only to see the little girl frowning, not very happy.

Gilgamesh observed the creature for many days, seeing her use special powers only initially.After that, I was like a real weak chicken, eating, sleeping, eating, eating and playing every day, and my mentality was quite good. I was locked up alone for several days but I was very happy-other than that, there was nothing else.

"Are you guys going to fight?"

She tilted her head and looked at him with a serious expression, then said,

"You can't beat her."

Gilgamesh:"……"

This king misunderstood you, what about being cute?

Like those pig teammates, they will hold back!

The little girl looked at the King of Heroes who wanted to remake her, and then said, "May I help you?"

Can you help a-?

There was a weird voice that shouldn't appear in such a serious confrontation.

Puff, pop.

It was like the sound of someone slipping on a smooth floor with stagnant water and slamming his head on the ground miserably.

——No, it doesn’t seem like Wanru.

Gilgamesh's eyelids trembled, and he looked at Ishtar who was struggling to get up from the ground with a dazed expression not far away, his forehead was a little red.The Goddess seemed to take some time to understand the situation in front of her, sitting on the ground like a kid wrestling and cheating, her eye circles turning red a little.The powerful weapon that wished to destroy the world fell from her hands, and it slid for more than ten meters like a plastic toy without a sound. It just fell on the little girl, and she picked it up and showed it to Gilgamesh like a treasure:

"How is it?"

how about

What can the beating woman do if she is so angry and crying?

Gilgamesh snorted, without a hint of shock on his face, calmly ruffled the little girl's long black hair:

"Well done, how do you want me to reward you?"