Food reserves are all love brains? [Comprehensive]

In Area 98, Saiki Kusuo is using the small amount of power left by the truth to reactivate the deactivated space lock and apply it to the temporary defense system, but he has not waited for the army of conscience monsters to invade.

He thought it was just a momentary network delay, secretly wondering why the race of Kuze Zhen was as unreliable as her.

Unexpectedly, this delay was a whole year.

During this year, District 98 was calm, and the people on the earth have become accustomed to the strange sun-like objects that appeared in the sky, and even developed a strange church called Sun Salutation. Saiki Kusuo, who guards the earth in the space lock, then prints out the photo and puts it on the altar, kneels down to worship every day, and calls this god with short pink hair and green sunglasses [Sun God].

Forced to hear his believers chanting [Sun God is above] every day, Saiki Kusuo had the urge to destroy the world more than once, but held back every time.

The dream of being an ordinary person has not completely failed. Although Saiki Kusuo's name has been included in the dangerous list of heads of state, there is still a glimmer of hope-as long as Kuze returns, he can completely get rid of this mess and go to other places. of the universe as an ordinary person.

Only. Want. Long. World. Truth. Reason. Can. Come back.

When Kusuo Saiki was testing his strength every day, he remembered the truth of Kuze who had been missing for a year, and accidentally cut off a mountain.

[Yeah, it seems that the control power still needs to be strengthened. 】

Qi Mu teleported back to his [sun room] with a blank face, not hiding his killing intent at all.

As expected, there were two uninvited guests waiting for him, and Gilgamesh occupied the best position in the room, looking critically at the facilities inside: "It's been so long, your taste is still the same vulgar, bastard .”

Saiki Kusuo snapped his fingers, and Gilgamesh was thrown out, which made him feel better.

Although Mari Kuze was terrible, thanks to the authority she left behind before she left, Saiki Kusuo's ordinary life was not completely destroyed.He went to be a high school student during the day, and returned to the space lock to talk to the heads of state at night, and he could easily throw out a sloppy guy like Gilgamesh and get one.

Most importantly, he can perceive the life and death of the truth through [power], and even feel that the power of the other party is growing day by day.

Enkidu still had that gentle look, and asked, "Mr. Qi Mu, is the truth still alive?"

Qi Mu replied blankly: "I'm alive and well, and my strength seems to be a little stronger than last month."

"Really." The green-haired boy was still the same as before, looking out the window with a calm expression, "Then why hasn't she come back?"

Saiki Kusuo didn't answer the question, and Enkidu didn't need to.

Kuze Mari disappeared for a month, but Enkidu's mood was quite stable.

Kuze Mari disappeared for two months, Enkidu can still maintain a normal smile.

Kuze had been missing for three months, and Enkidu's face had completely lost expression.

In the end, the awkward Gilgamesh couldn't see it, and forced his best friend to travel around the world, in the name of enjoying life.But no matter where he is, Enkidu will come back at a fixed time every month and ask about the truth of life information.

[What a terrible love. 】 Saiki Kusuo said with emotion from the bottom of his heart, he was extremely glad that he stopped his horse before the qualitative change in his favorability.

There is another person who feels similar to Saiki. After Kuze Mari disappeared, Kiritsugu ran away early in the morning. Saiki Kusuo controlled the defense system of Area 98 in the space lock, Gilgamesh and Enki went to relax, and Yato and Cu Chulainn, both subordinate characters who were persecuted by the truth, inexplicably developed a sympathetic friendship, hit it off, formed a team, and worked for the mysterious side.

One is a great hero, and the other is a god. Naturally, they formed a very powerful team, and quickly gained fame.The two call each other brothers, killing all directions, how pleasant it is.But under the happy surface, there are also factors of uneasiness. Cu Chulainn always likes to take Yato to drink with him after the battle. Compared with the Celtic warriors soaked in wine jars, Yato's drinking capacity is a bit small. ……delicate.

Therefore, whenever Yato got drunk, Cu Chulainn could hear a lot of strange things, especially about [Witch].

Cu Chulainn, who has a hundred times more experience in the field of love than Yato, can't understand the pitiful look of Lord Kamikaze?

On another full moon night, Cu Chulainn sat cross-legged in the vestibule holding a wine glass, listening to Yato's miserable howls as if he had lost his love, and occasionally responded with a few words to deal with the drunk.Looking up at the moonlight, he recalled the episode of "Moonlight Is So Beautiful" he saw recently when he was dragged by Yato to chase Japanese dramas, and he suddenly felt a little disappointed.

The marriage that belonged to Cu Chulainn has ended, and now he reads "the moonlight is so beautiful" like the Japanese, whose face can he think of?

Cu Chulainn thought leisurely, drooping his eyes to drink, and suddenly saw a female ghost's face from the cup.

With a shake of his hand, he splashed the wine glass on the face of the female ghost above his head. When he stood up, Gae Bolg was already in his hand, and the tip of the gun stabbed at her mercilessly—and barely stopped between her eyebrows.

The emerald eyes blinked, and the owner of those eyes asked heartlessly as before:

"Hey, dog. Long time no see, have you forgotten the owner's face?"

When Yato woke up, the bright moon was blurred into a ball in front of his eyes, he was very dizzy, and just about to ask Cu Chulainn to bring some hangover soup, he saw a familiar figure from behind.

Holding on to the door frame, he stared blankly at the back, and shook his head to himself: "I thought I woke up, but I was still dreaming." He staggered and wanted to go back to sleep, when he saw the owner of the back Changed another place, sat on the bench, swayed his legs with a smile, and looked at him.

Yeto looked back blankly, sat down on the ground, and said in a dejected tone, "Why do you keep wandering around my place?"

The witch asked him back: "Where is the truth, Mr. Truth?"

"You're just wandering around!" The drunk Yato was like a rambunctious child, he accused her angrily, "It started a long time ago, always wandering around, here and there...you are everywhere."

"..."

"Bad witch."

The bad witch burst out laughing, she stopped shaking her white thighs, walked up to him, squatted down, and held Yato's face:

"You are lying."

Yato was holding his face by her, feeling his mind was in a mess, as if he was about to wake up, but also seemed unable to wake up.

But he only knew that he didn't want to listen anymore, so he struggled with all his strength.

The bad witch ignored the twisted Yato, and said calmly and firmly, one word at a time:

"Mr. Yato, your little witch has long since left and is not coming back. You are just dreaming."

"You're the one who lies, you're the one who lies!" Yetou yelled like a child, and suddenly burst into tears.

Truth sighed, and touched his head: "It's a pity, although the little witch liked you, she has disappeared. The little witch's body has grown into a bad witch, and the memory has been given to the bad witch. Those who liked you The heart was also given to the bad witch, but the little witch also disappeared forever."

"..."

"It's a pity, but I'm sorry, I can only tell you the news of the little witch's death."

Yato didn't speak any more, neither did Truth.

It wasn't until Yato's breathing gradually calmed down that Truth let go of him, patted his skirt and stood up.

"...you remember everything?"

"Well, Mr. Truth is super-guilty."

Yato lowered his eyes, his voice hoarse and calm: "Is this what you want to tell me?"

"Actually, there is one more thing, but it's a bit embarrassing to say..." Truth scratched her face, "Would you like to come to my wedding?"

"Don't want to, get out."

Truth rolls mellow, taking her best man Cu Chulainn with her.

Next, she visited Saiki Kusuo and asked him to be the emcee of the wedding.The newly appointed domineering president, the one and only God Kuze Mari, is like a schoolboy being scolded by his parents in front of Saiki Kusuo, and finally endured Saiki Kusuo's unprecedented epic poisonous tongue, the little girl looked at him with tears in her eyes: "Then, say After so much, is Qi Mu-jun willing to come to my wedding?"

Qi Mu folded his arms, looked down at her, and said with a sneer, "Are you sure that after so long, Enkidu is still willing to marry you?"

Truth was stunned, she was hit by this possibility that she had never thought of, and after being stunned for three seconds, she burst into tears.

This cry was earth-shattering, the sun and the moon were dark (no exaggeration was used), and the area around the space lock was thunderous and lightning, and in severe cases, space cracks even appeared.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Unexpectedly, his defense system was not destroyed by the enemy army who came to attack, but was defeated by the shocking cry of the new god.

He rubbed his temples with a headache, first turned on the communication system, told the leaders of the countries to stay calm and not send troops to support, and then told Cu Chulainn to take good care of this worrying goddess, and went to the Sahara Desert by himself.

That's right, Enkidu set off again this morning, heading for the Sahara desert.

[Yeah, yeah, what a hassle.Not only do you want me to be a troublesome master of ceremonies, but I also have to find the groom for you personally. 】

Saiki Kusuo complained in his heart along the way, but when he fell in front of Enkidu, he was stunned by Gilgamesh beside him:

"Why do you laugh so disgustingly, bastard."

【...Hey, did I laugh? 】

Saiki Kusuo's face froze, and he heard Enkidu's soft voice ringing in his ears:

"Did something good happen, Mr. Saiki?"

[Well, at least it's not as bad as I thought. 】

Enkidu seemed to realize something, and suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Qi Mu asked: "Do you want to forgive her?"

Enkidu laughed, it was a soft, tear-like smile, and it was the first time he had smiled in a year.

There is no need to answer, the conscientious master of ceremonies has already understood the groom's answer.

The wedding took place on a moonless night, and, according to the bride, "to create the atmosphere of being in the underworld like when the groom first met."

Represented by Gilgamesh, there was a strong protest against this tasteless straight girl speech.

Gilgamesh, the representative of the angry best man group, accused the bride harshly: "You guy has not improved your taste since you became a god. This is the first wedding of my best friend. You don't need to follow my wise advice. How dare you not take it seriously?" Give this kind of treatment to your best friend who has been waiting for you for a year!!!”

Truth sat in Enkidu's arms expressionlessly, and whispered to his lover, "I once suspected that Jill liked me."

Enkidu smiled without saying a word.

"Now I know, it was all my illusion."

Enkidu patted the little girl's head, and heard her sigh with emotion: "It turns out that he actually likes you."

"...No, the truth, this is the real illusion."

Truth buried in his neck and acted like a baby: "I'm so disturbed, Enkidu, are you sure you love me more than him?"

Enkidu discovered that since his lover returned to the headquarters and was promoted all the way from a monster of common conscience to the only god, he might have swallowed the memory of the previous creator god and unlocked a lot of wonderful information—becoming more and more skilled. Acting like a baby.

It seems to have developed again, and Enkidu always feels a little uneasy in his arms.

What's even more frightening is that Jiu Shizhen, who was heartless before, has learned to be jealous.

Who can stand this!

The fair cheeks of the green-haired clay figurine couldn't hide the blush at all. He covered his face and motioned for Gilgamesh to turn off the fire first.

"My friend, you also agree with this king's opinion, right—wait a minute, where are you taking that idiot?!"

Gilgamesh was so angry that he was dragged by Cu Chulainn quickly.

Jinli B pulled Jinli B, with Saiki Kusuo secretly helping him, but he held it firmly.Cu Chulainn glanced at Kuzezhen who was hiding in Enkidu's arms and winked at him, and reluctantly gestured OK, secretly slandering that King Gilgamesh is also the king of Uruk who enjoys the right of virgins. Don't you have any winks?

And ask your friend what to do...

What else to do, of course, is to have premarital sex.

The number of guests invited was quite large, except for those with the best connections, Truth also invited all the survivors of the Holy Grail War.In addition, it is just to gather the number of people—represented by the poor, humble and bald Noel, the new recruits who are full of desire to survive under the violent rule of the truth of the only God.Truth didn't want to invite them at first, but considering that they could give gifts, he let them come.

The wedding finally unfolded on a moonless night.

Although there is no moon, there are many stars.

Truth, who is the only God, did it himself and set up the background.She picked 99999999 planets that looked pretty on the outside, reduced them into large and small spheres, and hung them on the ceiling.Another 99 planets that could not give birth to life were picked and shrunk down to the size of a flower, and made into a flower crown, which was worn on Enkidu's head.

Truth held her face and smiled silly: "I said Enkidu would look good on it."

The groom has been dressed up by the bride for an hour. Originally, this process should be done by professionals, but both the groom and the bride are quite self-willed. They want to be the first to see each other's beautiful appearance, so they changed it to an engagement wedding dress Afterwards, the bride and groom put on makeup on each other.

Enkidu's hands are very dexterous, and he quickly figured out the most beautiful hairstyle and makeup for Truth.But Truth is clumsy, and after a long time of tossing around, he made a mess. In the end, he could only let Enkidu loose his hair as usual, adorned with star wreaths.

Fortunately, the star corolla was extremely beautiful, and it solved all the problems at once.

Truth planned a Western-style wedding like she saw in TV dramas, but she didn't like her father leading the bride into the hall.The arrogant one god doesn't want anyone's help to hand her over to Enkidu, not even her father, it's enough for her to come by herself.

So, the overly lively bride took the groom's hand, bounced across the red carpet, and came to the master of ceremonies.

Saiki Kusuo pushed his glasses, and was about to perform his duties as a high school emcee when he saw the little girl turn her head and ask:

"Will you, Enkidu?"

"I am willing."

"forever?"

"forever."

The next second, the two disappeared.

The bride and groom went on a romantic honeymoon after going through a cutscene. Only the master of ceremonies stood on the stage, looking down at the audience with a blank expression.

Heroes from all walks of life gathered in the audience, led by the best man Gilgamesh. After discovering that the bride and groom had slipped away, the atmosphere gradually became tense.

Qi Mu pulled the corner of his mouth helplessly.

[Yeah, what a peaceful wedding. 】

【Let us wish this pair of bastards happy forever. 】

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