[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

I looked at Kai Teng Shun, a second-year middle school boy with an excited expression and clenched fists, and fell silent for a short while.

Master?I also rely on cheating devices, what kind of bastards can I teach...

I tried to change the subject: "Why did you come to Bingsheng?"

Kai Teng Shun, a second-year middle school boy, answered my question without delay: "Yes, master! I am here to observe human beings and find my peers who have powerful force hidden in human beings..."

Me: "Social practice homework?"

Kai Teng Shun: "As expected of Master Weaken! He revealed the secret at once!"

While struggling to get up from the ground again, I said to Kai Teng Shun, "Did you come alone?"

The boy with light blue hair was about to reach out to help me and stopped, he blinked his eyes, his expression was full of confusion, "No, there's also... Hey, how about everyone?"

He turned his head to look left and right, and when he finally came to his senses and found himself and his partner, his expression froze for a while, and then his movements became a little flustered.

...is your reflex arc a little long?

"Ah! It's there! Qi Mu!!" The panic on Kai Teng Shun's face dissipated in an instant, so I followed his gaze.

As soon as I saw the golden question mark blinding my 58K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, I instantly remembered who Qi Mu was.

After hearing Kai Teng Shun's call, the expressionless pink-haired boy slowly walked over.

He nodded slightly to me as a greeting, there was no emotional change in the purple eyes behind the green lenses, 【This guy is bothering you. 】

The boy Saiki, who has a calm personality that doesn't seem to be suitable for his age, said this to me.

I nodded subconsciously, thinking thoughtfully, isn't the road that the boy just turned the corner a dead end?

I asked strangely, "Are you passing by?"

Qi Mu's expression changed slightly, but the emotion between his brows quickly returned to normal. He nodded slightly: 【Yes. 】

At this moment, I heard the excited shout from the direction that Sai Mu boy came from, "You are here, buddy."

The boy with an indescribably shaped jaw (?) approached and hugged the expressionless Saiki boy, "I've been looking for you for a long time, you can get lost in such a small place, you're so weak Dude hahaha."

The sophomore boy Kai Teng Shun immediately echoed with a serious face.

The boy Qi Mu raised his eyes and glanced at the man who was hugging his neck like a brother and sister, and then glanced at [If you get lost, it will be very difficult, but don't worry, Qi Mumoto's Black Wings will protect you. Shun Kaito of your] expression.

【No, no matter how you think about it...】

"Yeah—" the girl's exclamation interrupted Qi Mu's words. I looked up and saw a girl with dark blue hair running over from a distance with a worried face.

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Her skin is fair, and the hem of her skirt is slightly lifted by her movements. I don't know why, but somehow I feel that even the sound of the girl's little leather shoes slapping on the ground is pleasant to the ear.

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Then, inexplicably, I subconsciously said "oh hoo" together with the other two.

But this oh hoo reminded me. I seem to have seen this girl before. At that time, I fell in love with the beautiful and beautiful little sister at first sight. After I told Zhongyuan Zhong about my perfect fishing girl plan , The brown-haired boy let out a huff in disbelief, patted my head, grabbed my back collar and dragged me away who was reluctant to part with me.

She ran up to the boy Qi Mu, supported her slightly bent knees with her hands, took a small breath, raised her blue eyes, and the girl's voice was full of worry, "I thought classmate Qi Mu was gone."

She paused, and a shy smile appeared on the corner of her lips, "But it's great that Qi Mu is fine."

I was shocked by the girl's smile.

People are indeed different.

I thought about the photo in the hand of the scythe boy, I had a smile scarier than Katsuki Bakugo.

Emmm...

I don't know if it's my illusion, but unlike me who was immersed in the beauty of the girl in front of me, Qimu boy seemed to be choked up, and I seemed to hear him complaining in a low voice with a little despair.

【No, it's Kaito who got lost no matter what. 】

[Yeah, yeah, it's so troublesome. 】

I laughed unkindly in my heart.

However, I don't intend to spend too much time with these teenagers. After all, the little angel Hong Jiaodong thought something happened to me just now, so I have to report that I am safe.

So I borrowed a cell phone from Kai Teng Shun who seemed to have acquiesced that he was my apprentice in a very sincere tone.

…and then I sadly realized that I couldn't remember the number of the little angel that was frozen.

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After all, I usually use a headset when contacting on missions, and I don't seem to have called him on my mobile phone in private.

By the way, is the ending number 716 or 671?

I struggled for a while, and finally decided to silently delete the long string of numbers I entered, and re-entered a number.

The phone rang twice and was quickly picked up.

The familiar voice revealed a little undisguised irritability at this time, "Hello?"

Accompanied by the man's voice, there was a sound of air currents coming from the other end of the phone - he was probably flying back and forth.

I hesitated for a moment, and said with some embarrassment, "Can you contact Mr. Hong?"

The voice on the other end of the phone was silent for a while. The impatience and irritability in Nakahara Chuya’s voice seemed to disappear without a trace together with the sound of the air current. He didn’t answer my question, but asked in a slightly uncomfortable tone. ,"Where are you?"

I raised my eyes and looked around seriously.

This damn Bingsheng has no architectural landmarks, except for the walls, there are residential buildings, and except for the residential buildings, there are tall trees.

I turned to Shun Kaito, a sophomore boy standing in front of me, for help.

The latter was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a sense of responsibility. After carefully looking around, he replied to me seriously, "We are at the gathering place of Dark Reunion's dark power, and the cloud in the shape of a poisonous mushroom is here. It should be called by Dark Reunion..."

I:……

Qi Mu: [... No. 58, Zhongxin Street. 】

I was taken aback for a moment, and after reporting the location to Zhongyuan Zhongye, I smiled gratefully at the boy Qi Mu.

Then I immediately felt the gaze of the blue-haired girl next to Saiki boy.

That gaze was too hot and full of hostility, and I subconsciously turned my head to look at her, but the moment my eyes touched her expression, the smile on the girl's face was still graceful and decent, and the surroundings were shining with golden light.

I accidentally yelled again.

Is this her superpower?I thought about it for a while, and felt that if this was a supernatural power, Ango Sakaguchi would surely shed tears of joy knowing it.

After all, this superpower is really easy to use to be a twenty-five boy.

It’s not like the only mission I took on in those years. I managed to waste all my strength on the front foot to make the mission target look at me and let me sneak in. On the back foot, my mission target’s attitude turned 180 degrees like dismissing the plague god. Also sent me away.

At that time, I pretended to be aggrieved, and wept pear blossoms and rain, thinking that I had fully interpreted my identity as a "lover" at that time, and asked him with a trembling voice if he had changed his mind.

The subject of my task suddenly turned pale for some reason, and his tone was full of despair.

He said I was too ugly after all.

...I can give him a biscuit.

At that time, I was so angry that I forgot my identity and smashed his leg while copying the stool.

My "Dangerous Person" quest subjects didn't resist at all.

Maybe he has a guilty conscience.

After all, God felt that he insulted my beauty, and I went back to the office angrily and vowed never to perform spy missions again—although they would not let me perform spy missions anymore, I heard about my mission object For some reason, he was seriously injured, tied up by the National People's Congress in the middle of the night, with all his criminal evidence on his head, and thrown at the door of the police station.

I happily drank a bottle of happy fat house water in one breath.

It's just hiccupping that hurts a bit.

"Senior Weaken! Is that your partner?" The voice of the second-year boy Kai Teng Shun interrupted my memory. Before the happy arc of my lips fell, I turned my head and saw Nakahara Nakaya standing on the roof .

I hesitated for a moment, then replied, "Well."

As soon as I finished saying this, the brown-haired man jumped off the roof. He violated Newton's law again, broke the flat-throw motion problem and the free-fall problem that I had done for so many years, and fell directly to me. in front of.

Zhong Yuan frowned and looked me up and down first, then he asked hesitantly, "Are you okay?"

Me: I have something to do.

If there is no wall to support me, I will go back to the ground to meditate.

I summed it up succinctly: "I met..."

I paused halfway through my words. I glanced at Kai Teng Shun and the others standing beside me, hesitated for a moment and continued, "That Russian and that flower's subordinates."

Zhong Yuan also paused, he seemed to have noticed something was wrong with me, his eyes sank, and he brushed away my blond hair scattered on my shoulders.

I think he may have seen a pinhole in the back of his neck.

His beautiful blue eyes were gloomy, and he seemed to be planning to say something, but after I glanced at the group of Kai Teng Shun who looked confused, I quickly stepped in front of him and said, "I'll talk about it later when I go back, I just don't have the strength."

After saying this, I nodded to Shun Kaito, Boy Saiki and the others, "Thank you just now, I will treat you to dinner when I return to Tokyo."

Qi Mu probably saw something, he didn't say anything, he just nodded politely, and then he was the first to leave.

Seeing Saiki's boy leave, the boy with a buttocks and chin (?) and the girl with golden light followed immediately.The boy Kai Teng Shun looked at his departing companion, and then at me. In a panic, he reluctantly said goodbye to me, and then ran after me.

I looked at the group of teenagers who raised one hand and smiled and watched as they left, and I was shocked by the smile of the blue-haired girl who turned her face sideways and let out an "oh hoo".

Nakahara Chu also looked at me with strange eyes.

I also looked at him with strange eyes, "Don't you think she's pretty?"

Nakahara Chuya let out a "Huh?" and then fell silent.

I easily read the meaning of [is this a trap] from his expression.

Me: "Have you read any weird books again? No, I am sincerely impressed by the beauty of that girl."

I say this very sincerely.

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a while, frowned and replied: "It's okay."

I showed a dishonest expression on your face, "Impossible, have you seen better-looking people?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, he seemed to be remembering something, his long eyelashes drooped slightly, the dark color at the bottom of his blue eyes faded away, he curled the corners of his lips, and then hummed in a rather disdainful tone.

As a Yangou, I cheered up instantly, "Who is who?"

And the blazing sun broke through the thick clouds and sprinkled on the earth, Chuya Zhongya's expression became blurred for a moment.

The brown-haired man laughed softly, and he replied as if in revenge.

"Don't tell you."

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【Small Theater 1】

A gangster in Hong Kong A: Report to Mr. Zhongyuan that Ms. Hanazaki has accepted a spy mission

Nakahara Chuya: (Continue to read the document) Yes

A certain gangster in Hong Kong A: The object of the task is the person with strange habits in the Fujiwara group

Nakahara Chuya: (frowned, raised his head) Go and tell him, he knows how to do it

……

(I saw my girlfriend in a certain color club in the surveillance, holding onto the man and crying like rain, hiccupping in the middle of crying and secretly rubbing the man's clothes) Chuya Nakahara: ...

That night

A certain task object: Isn’t this Master Zhongyuan? Don’t worry, you have already taken care of everything. I look forward to working with you next time...

(After beating up a certain task object) Nakahara Chuya: Cooperation is impossible, if you don’t listen, don’t listen, just chant sutras

【Small Theater 2】

Regarding why Zhongyuan Zhongye was immune to Qiao Xinmei——

Because they are not a style of painting (bu)

Because Nakahara accidentally saw the speed of Zhaoqiao Xinmei's face change.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted for [Mine]: Begonia, 1 piece of spicy pork ribs;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

9 bottles of papaya; 5 bottles of coffee without sugar; 4 bottles of rainy potato; 1 bottle of witty Martian king;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!