[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

"Miss, have we met somewhere?"

Not far away, a black-haired man in a camel coat smiled and patted a girl on the shoulder. He lowered his head and said something to the girl who turned around and was carrying a shopping bag. Anyway, I saw that girl Suddenly, his face was full of anger, and he was slapped to the ground with a slap.

When the girl stepped on her high heels and walked away, the black-haired man stood up pitifully covering his face.

— Osamu Dazai.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Nakahara Chuya's voice sounded behind me, he came out of the store with a shopping bag in his hand, and followed my gaze suspiciously.

10 minutes ago, this 12-year-old teenager who was in the period of youth rebellion would not let me accompany him into a men's underwear store even if he was killed.So I squatted at the door, eating a small cake [whether it is on the way or not, I can always say that I bought it on the way], and began to carry out the human observation project boringly...well, just in a daze.

Then I saw the person I least wanted to see, Osamu Dazai.

I turned my head solemnly and said to the red-haired boy, "Remember, this is the old enemy of life you will meet in three years, Osamu Dazai. You have suffered countless losses at his hands, or you can prevent it. In case, when you go back, the first thing to do is kill this guy in the cradle."

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned dubiously, "Huh? This guy looks very weak."

The implication is how could I lose to this kind of guy.

Osamu Dazai in the brown-haired boy's eyes continued to drift towards the next target like a piece of seaweed.

Nakahara Chuya: ...and it doesn't look very smart.

Me: "No, if you underestimate him, you will die. To avoid trouble, let's sneak away..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard Dazai Osamu's joyful voice, "Ah, isn't this Aoi sauce——huh? How did that slug in Nakaya get smaller?"

As soon as I turned around, I saw Osamu Dazai with one hand in his pocket and the other raised to greet me.

...It seems that I can't escape.

Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's puzzled eyes, Osamu Dazai stood still in front of the red-haired boy.He raised his hand and touched his chin, looking at Chuya Nakahara very seriously.

This fiery gaze made the red-haired boy frown, and took a step back uncomfortably.

I had the feeling that Osamu Dazai was about to say something terrible again.

Facts have proved that women's sixth sense is very accurate.

Osamu Dazai: "Yeah, Nakaya was short when I was a child. Walking with Aoi sauce is like a child who goes shopping with his mother."

The ochre-haired boy narrowed his eyes, he moved his hand holding the shopping bag, and his knuckles rattled.The red light on Nakahara Chuya's body lit up, and there was an undisguised displeasure in his tone, "You bastard...who are you calling a child?!!"

I watched helplessly that the place where Osamu Dazai was standing turned into a big hole, I was too lazy to save my bank card, I simply raised my eyes and jumped away, with a look of [I almost died] Osamu Dazai said: "That's right, they are all siblings anyway, I don't look so old."

Osamu Dazai: "No. Aoi-chan, wait a minute, I saved the photo of your topping the [Hero Most Like a Villain] list last time. The forehead lines are all out, oh, the forehead lines."

I choked up a bit, and looked at Osamu Dazai who really started to take out his phone to look for pictures seriously.Then he lowered his head and said righteously to Zhongya Zhongyuan, "Beat me. I will pay for public losses."

But it's unrealistic to beat Dazai Osamu here.

After all, this guy Zhongya Zhongya is too vicious when he fights, and there are people coming and going in the commercial street, it would be bad if it affects others.

and……

"Why are you here?" I asked Osamu Dazai, frowning.

The latter spread his hands, "Do an investigation."

Me: "No, why do you think you were asking the pretty young lady if you want to die in love with you?"

Osamu Dazai, who was poked in the center of his mind, suddenly made a deliberate surprise. Even though he didn't make a sound, I seemed to see the same exclamation on his face as that of the frog-headed boy [how did Aoi sauce suddenly become smart] .

Osamu Dazai didn't answer my question, instead he snorted coldly and turned his face away to my side, his expression was not good, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also said, "Would you like to know how?" How to return to the original world, Chuya?"

The red-haired boy paused, then turned to look at him: "You know?"

Osamu Dazai responded with a smile: "Of course. As long as Chuya goes to buy a red paint, draw a hexagram array in the lobby on the first floor of the Landmark Building at Zero Point, stand in the middle and shout "Sesame to open the door."

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands, his expression became very serious, "You can open the door to another world."

Zhongya Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai's expression for a while, and the doubt between his brows gradually dissipated in Osamu Dazai's expression where he couldn't find a trace of lying, but just to be on the safe side, he still asked, "Really? "

Me: "No. He just wants to trick you into the news."

The red-haired boy paused, and then his expression became fierce, "Are you kidding me?"

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Osamu Dazai sighed as if he had lost the fun, his expression was full of pity, "Whether it's the 12-year-old Chuya or the 22-year-old Chuya, they always believe Aoi-chan's words and don't believe mine."

— After all, you have no credit at all.

I complained silently in my heart.

Osamu Dazai put one hand hanging by his side back into his pocket, restrained his playful expression, curled the corners of his lips, and shifted his gaze from Chuya Nakahara to me, "Has Mr. Mukuro left?" ?”

I froze, not knowing how to answer this question.

After all, Liu Dao Mukui has indeed disappeared, but his disciple Frog Head is still in Yokohama pretending to be my brother.

"Hey~ Is Fran here too?" Osamu Dazai said with a look of sudden realization.

After hearing Osamu Dazai's words, I took a few steps back in shock.

—I didn’t seem to say what I was thinking, did I?

"You can understand this kind of thing after a little thought." Dazai Osamu's tone was taken for granted, "Muku-kun is now in a place where he cannot escape, even if Mui-kun maintains the illusion for a long time, his mental strength will not be able to bear it. By the way, that kid Fran has become an excellent illusionist now."

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He hooked the corners of his lips, his figure didn't move, but his eyes turned to one side, "I'm right, boy Fran?"

Dark blue flames suddenly appeared in the air, and the figure of Fran who transformed into "Nobu Hanazaki" appeared in the gradually dissipating flames.

"Ahhh, it's really scary as always, the bandage monster cut up Kuro Dazai-senpai." I was shocked to see the frog's head appearing two meters away from me, and Nakahara Naka who was beside me also wrinkled vigilantly brow.

I asked Osamu Dazai in surprise, "Can you see through illusions?"

Dazai Osamu didn't need to answer me, Froghead, who seemed to be a little upset to be seen through the illusion, said for him, "No, it's just that Dazai-senpai has a terrible intuition. At that time, Master also lost to Dazai-senpai because of this."

The frog-headed boy paused and added, "I'm so envious, it's like owning a script."

Compared to Chuya Nakahara, who didn’t care about our conversation and only had trouble leaving, I asked suspiciously: “So what happened between that guy Liudaokuku and Osamu Dazai? What about the place where you can't get out?"

The frog-headed boy paused, and while whistling, he glanced at his face, exuding the aura of "ME is still a child, ME doesn't know anything".

As for Dazai...

He narrowed his eyes with a smile, "No, if you tell Aoi-chan, Muku-kun will be angry. Even if it's me, it will be very troublesome to deal with Muku-kun."

... day, I am more curious.

But I am very self-aware of myself, and I will never be able to figure out what Osamu Dazai doesn't want to say.

Katsuki Bakugo and Izuku Midoriya may also succumb to my wonderful singing voice.

When I treated Osamu Dazai like this last time, this guy didn't even change the arc of his smile, and even blinked his eyes innocently and said [Eh Aoi-chan's voice seems to be muted, don't you need to continue singing?] Class words.

...what a horrible man.

Anyway, he probably didn't intend to report my intentions to Ango Sakaguchi right now, and he didn't intend to waste time with Dazai Osamu. I was full of thoughts about going back to the dormitory and throwing myself into the arms of my lovely bed. Let's go back first.

But just as I was about to move, a vague memory that didn't belong to me suddenly appeared in my mind.

Zhong Yuanzhong also probably felt my hand on his shoulder pause, and he raised his eyes to look at me, "What's wrong with you?"

--What's wrong with me?

I would also like to know this question.

I turned around slowly and looked at Osamu Dazai who was blinking innocently, and asked cautiously, "Are you the port mafia?"

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Osamu Dazai took a rare meal, the curve of his lips was slowly removed, and a pair of iris-colored eyes looked at me.

I continued to ask, "And..."

"Have I chased you before?"

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