[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

I think I'm very sweet.

It cleverly prevented the embarrassing situation that the 12-year-old Zhong Yuan Zhong had to take a bath without changing clothes.

But Chuya Nakahara, a rebellious teenager in adolescence, doesn't seem to feel the painstaking efforts of my old mother. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

"Is it your brother, Miss?"

When I half-pushed and tearfully (?) dragged Nakahara Chuya into the children's clothing store... no, the men's clothing store, the enthusiastic shopping guide came up and asked.

"Who and..."

"Yes. But the rebellious boy is really annoying." I interrupted Chuya Nakahara, who was grinning, and complained to the shopping guide lady very distressed.

The shopping guide lady glanced at Chuya Nakahara, who was written all over her body with resistance, and then said quite understandingly, "Ah, my younger brother has also experienced such a period, although he is always told not to mess with those other things. Things turned out to be more and more powerful.”

I took a look at the nameplate with the surname "Irie" pinned to her chest by Miss Shopping Guide.

"I told you I bought it myself, don't push me too hard, you bastard!" Zhong Yuan squeezed out this sentence through his teeth, and I saw his livid face from the full-length mirror opposite.

I know very well the principle of accepting when you see a deal, so I said in a flattering tone, "Well, just treat it as a boring me to pass the time. I don't have any friends in Yokohama, it's boring."

I felt Chuya Nakahara's shoulder, which I was draping, pause.The ochre-haired boy turned his head and looked at me with strange eyes, and then the strange eyes gradually became more sympathetic.

... I guess Nakahara may also have misunderstood me.

But it's better not to correct it.

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After all, Zhongyuanzhong, who has sympathy and pity for me, is easier to deal with.

"Well, I know this dress is very suitable for you." After Zhongyuan Zhongye came out of the fitting room reluctantly, I immediately started my rainbow fart offensive.

After all, seeing how dark his face is, I'm afraid that if I don't start the rainbow fart offensive again, and take advantage of Nakahara Chuya's shame, the money in my credit card may have to be paid to this store today.

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted, turned his head and said, "It's fine if you can wear it anyway."

—Of course not.

I have had a dream since I was 15 years old.

Play a live-action dress-up mini-game.

I went bankrupt in a small game about raising a daughter, and seeing Zhong Yuanzhong in casual clothes in front of me also felt a sense of accomplishment.

I have to say that Zhongyuanzhong also has a good face, in fact, it looks good in anything. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

But people with a good face are more likely to spoil this good face—for example, Chuya Nakahara ten years later.

That guy was very obsessed with his hat, even a three-piece black suit, and even when he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, he didn't give up on matching that black hat.

After dating, I couldn't change Nakahara Nakaya's obsession with hats, and I also gave up my obsession with buying him clothes other than suits.

but--

The 12-year-old Zhong Yuanzhong has yet to get the hat of unknown origin.This also means that I can finally fulfill my seven-year wish.

Although I feel that after Chuya Chuya of this world returns, I may die a miserable death.

After watching Chuya Nakahara take the packing bag from Ms. Irie, I asked Ms. Irie, "Do you know that boys are fat..."

I didn't finish my question, because Zhong Yuanzhong, whose expression froze, suddenly covered my mouth, as if he wanted to choke me to death here.

In fact, I was really about to be smothered to death by him.

But even if I didn't finish my sentence, the understanding Miss Irie quickly understood what I meant, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of her lips, "Go out from here and turn right 100 meters. There is a family. The relationship between the two so good."

She muttered to herself, "That guy Zhengyi doesn't know what he's doing all day, he doesn't even answer my calls."

Zhongyuanzhong also probably realized that I was about to die from being covered by him. He hesitated for a while, let go of the hand covering me, and then grabbed me by the collar and dragged me out of the house, waving my hand and saying goodbye to Miss Irie. shop.

I don't mind being dragged by the angry Nakahara Zhongya, and I even suggested very excitedly, "I just saw the advertisement for the opening of a new small cake shop, let's go for a stroll later. "

Nakahara Chuya: "...You guys just want to play on your own."

Me: "Yes."

The red-haired boy was so angry at my shameless uprightness that he couldn't refute for a while.

I blinked innocently and continued: "After a certain period of time, I seldom go shopping with Zhongya like this."

Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed my hand and let go, and I staggered a few steps to maintain my balance after losing my strength, and I didn't do the shameful behavior of throwing a dog and eating shit under the eyes of everyone.

The red-haired boy pursed his lips and thought for a while, "Did that guy join the port mafia at that time?"

I thought about it for a while, "No, joining the mafia should have been before that. Probably started by becoming an officer of the port mafia."

And at that time, the Enemy Alliance was looking for trouble, and for some reason they always stared at our class headed by Lugu, so Xiongying suddenly changed from a day-study system to a dormitory system.

Although it is easy to go out over the wall, it is tiring to hang two barrels horizontally when you come back.

Don't ask me how I know.

Who doesn't have a rebellious time.

Looking at Chuya Nakahara with an uncertain expression, I continued, "Besides, at that time, Chuya would occasionally come to Tokyo to play with me."

The brown-haired boy looked up at me.

"Such as the fireworks festival, ah, but I reminded him to wear a yukata for a long time, and the guy was still wearing a three-piece suit when he came to see me."

But thinking about it now, when Zhongye Zhongye came to Zhongyuan at that time, he had a faint smell of gunpowder on his body.

At that time, I asked him strangely what happened, and Nakahara Zhong also replied perfunctorily [there were a few short-sighted guys blocking his way on the way here).

But now that I know about the Central Plains Zhongye Port Mafia...

That guy probably came directly from Yokohama to Tokyo after the mission was over, right?

Even when we were living together, Chuya Nakahara always came home very late.

【"I don't care whether I live or die, no one can provoke..."】

When I yawned and went to the toilet, I once saw that guy Chuya Nakahara in the living room.

I obviously locked the door, but I don't know how he got in.

The moonlight outside the window is soft, and the warm yellow lights of the street lamps blend with the deep night.The black cloak that the man had not had time to change was slightly blown by the gentle night wind, and the brim of the hat cast a shadow on his face.The moonlight reflected Nakahara Chuya's blue eyes, and there was a look in his eyes that I had never seen before.

The moment his gaze touched me, his eyes froze slightly, and even the cold aura on his body changed.

【"...Anyway, find the mackerel I gave to Dazai."】

He said so to the person on the other end of the phone, and then turned off the phone screen.

Me; 【"Did you argue with that guy Dazai?"】

At that time, Nakahara Chuya looked a little uncomfortable, he hummed in a low voice, and walked to my side, 【"Why aren't you asleep yet?"】

I retorted him: 【"You didn't sleep either."】

Chuya Zhongyuan: 【"..."】

For a while, the brown-haired man who could not refute my words looked at me with his lips pursed, then raised his hand and pressed it on my already messed up head, 【"Anyway, go to sleep quickly, you bastard. "]

Me: ["No, you first solve the problem that has been bothering me for two months - every time you ask me to pay attention to lock the door, but where did you come in from?"]

Chuya Zhongyuan: 【"...the key."】

Me: ["Didn't you say you lost it during the last business trip?"]

Nakahara Chuya: 【"...It's 48:[-], you can still sleep for three hours."】

At that time, I choked up and didn't hold on to this problem any longer. I rushed to the toilet quickly, and then quickly nestled under the quilt to sleep.

...I think I used to be really easy to cheat.

The guy Chuya Nakahara called at that time probably wasn't looking for Osamu Dazai at all, after all, that guy Dazai was easy to find.

Whichever river has the cleanest water and has the most beautiful girls nearby, he must be there.

I recovered from my memories and found that the red-haired boy was always looking sideways at me.

I blinked my eyes to express my doubts.

The red-haired boy paused for a moment, then turned his face away, "Your expression was so stupid just now."

I quickly picked up his words, "Ah, I was thinking about what happened between me and this world just now. Maybe when I think about the nasty guy, my expression will become strange."

Zhongya Nakahara was silent for three seconds. He probably realized that when I scolded him ten years later, Zhongya was also scolding him. His expression became subtle, and then he continued to walk forward with a gloomy expression.

very good.He didn't intend to hit me this time.

Getting out of the rebellious period of youth is just around the corner!

While thinking about this, I chased after him with a smile on my face, "So shall we drop by the small cake shop later?"

The red-haired boy had a gloomy face. He looked at my face and seemed to think of something. I heard him cursing something like "that guy..." in a low voice, but his voice was too soft for me to hear clearly.

He stopped for a while and waited for me to catch up to him. He raised his head and looked at me solemnly, but his tone was filled with the peculiar awkwardness of a teenager, "Only this time."

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Soon after, I found that as long as there is one time, there will be countless times of Nakahara Chuya: ... I am ashamed of myself

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The Devil Survival Guide

Orfila woke up and found herself in a different world.

Mage, elf, Warcraft...all the words she only heard in the game became reality in this world.

Of course, these are not what Orfila cares about the most.

Her main concern was finding herself in mid-air when she first opened her eyes.

There are also a group of beautiful creatures on the ground crying for their father and mother: "It's not good!!! The Lord Demon King was taken away by the golden dragon!!!"

Orfila:? ? ? ? ?There is something to say, I am afraid of heights.

Orfila, one of the demon kings of the four directions, has a dream, that is to find the mobile phone that was accidentally lost when the dragon took it away.

Later, for some reason, this dream became on this continent—whoever finds the luminous treasure will be able to win the heart of the only female devil.

A certain golden dragon: Heh, nothing shines brighter than me.

A certain red-haired magician: He is just a mere savage creature, and he dares to make a fool of himself in front of His Highness.

An elf with soft light: As long as His Highness is willing, the elves will present you with the most beautiful starlight.

The existence of a full-level demon king in a certain four directions: the few chattering above are so noisy, it really is better to kill them all.

Orfila: ...I just want to go home today and thank the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

3 bottles of Witty Martian King;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!