[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

You may not believe it, when I was young I had a dream——

Like the protagonist Uzumaki X-man of Naruto next door, he has the skill of mouth escape.

Although when I put into practice the violent Bakugo Katsuki when I was six years old, he didn't even have the patience to listen to me finish a sentence, and sent me to heaven with a small spark in his palm.

But now it's time for me to unleash my spirit of love and peace!

...well, actually I just wanted to stall for a while.

Who told me to tell Baohao and Lugu to take my time and not to rush.

Crack, look how loud this big-mouthed melon seed beats.

"Young man, your clothes are very cool, where did you buy them? Of course good things should be shared with everyone."

"Young white hair is not a good sign. My neighbor's aunt's third cousin's second cousin's brother-in-law didn't pay much attention to it at first, but he turned Mediterranean before he was 25 years old."

"I'll recommend you a Pa ○ Anti-Hair Loss Shampoo, which is guaranteed to be easy to use... Hey, isn't it good for me to advertise like this?"

While dodging the attack, I tried to get close to the boy in front of me who was too lazy to stick his hands out of his pockets.

To be honest, I am a little envious of his ability to overwhelm a bunch of enemies by standing still and pretending to be aggressive. According to the report, his supernatural ability has the same name as a famous novel "Rashomon".

You see, how compelling it is.

Look at me again, my personality is [Weaken], and even the name of my hero is just [Weaken].

What, you said I didn't choose the name of the hero myself?

Let me think about it, I took the hero name of a very compelling [Whoever touches me who is a chicken], and directly surpassed Katsuki Bakugo's [Blast Killer] to become the focus of the audience, Mr. Aizawa This book pats me on the head for seriousness.

I named more than a dozen heroes one after another. In the end, Mr. Aizawa gave himself two drops of eye drops in desperation, which made him look like he was moved by me and cried.

In the spirit of respecting the teacher, I decided to abandon the forced style and translate my personal name in English.

The result became [Weaken] which sounded weak.

... No, coach, I also want to pretend.

"What's your purpose?" Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was not at all affected by my trash talk, seemed tired of the cat-and-mouse game. He temporarily withdrew Rashomon and asked hostilely.

Isn't my purpose just to hold you back until help arrives?

So why do everyone ask each other what their purpose is now? Is there really an existence in this world where you ask my purpose and I answer it?

I complained secretly in my heart, and raised a hand to my lower lip to clear my throat, "I have no feelings, no purpose, I'm just an innocent girl who got lost on the way to find bubble tea."

I saw the lower lip of the young man on the opposite side twitch, and he snorted disdainfully like Katsuki Bakugo in my memory.

Huh, I think the four words [Bakugo Katsuki] can be turned into adjectives.

ah!When I go back, I will share this amazing discovery with Aunt Guangji!

"Rashomon Waraza!" Before I could finish complaining, Akutagawa Ryunosuke called out the name of his move.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw black and red thorns appearing on the deck, and my heart skipped a beat in fright.

With the slight cracking sound of crackling, small gaps were first cracked on the deck, and then quickly rose from the ground, broke through the deck, and attacked me standing in the center.

My day—you don’t slap people in the face when you hit someone, let alone a girl.

Before these things hit my face, I secretly put the label [Steel Straight Man] [Unable to marry a wife before the age of 50] on the opposite Ryunosuke Akutagawa in my heart.

Of course, I also quickly used my personality.

Although I still don't understand why everyone always shouts the name of the move before activating the ability...

but!yes! ——I realize my unfulfilled wish many years ago, and the opportunity to defeat the gloomy boy on the opposite side has come!

I followed the example of Ba La La Xiaoxian next door with one hand raised flat and the other in mid-air, with my wrists circled.

"Gunara, the God of Darkness, whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The moment Rashomon touched my skin, they lost their original speed and impact, and they fell limply from my body to the ground.

There was a snap, quite comical.

I almost laughed - but no, I'm a hero, I'm on a mission, I have to be serious.

So I lowered my aching hand with a distorted expression, and said to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, "Young man, give up, let's sit and eat together... Bah, calm down and feel the free breath of the wind!"

For some reason, after I said this, his expression suddenly changed from disdain to ferocity.

"Rashomon Prison Jaw!"

He yelled these words with great momentum, and the black thorns on the ground were retracted, gathered together and transformed into the head of a hellhound several times bigger than me.

Alas, young people are young people, what to do to resist fearlessly.

I watched the hellhound coming through the air, trying to swallow me in one gulp. The moment it approached me, it slowed down, deviated from its original direction, and hit the cabin on my left again with a snap. On the bed, limp, it looks like a fierce little husky.

Although I don't think my personality can be pretentious, it is still very useful in actual combat.

Others can't hit me—though I can't hit them either.

That's right, you spotted a blind spot.

I am a soloist.

The kind that takes 800 minutes to run 5 meters without losing weight.

"Why didn't Bakugo and Midoriya come here... After the waiting meeting is over, I must find that guy Dazai and beat him up when I go back." I muttered to myself, the voice was so small that I couldn't hear it clearly, but I didn't know why It was heard by Akutagawa Ryunosuke not far away.

The murderous aura around him instantly became terrifying.The young man raised his chin slightly, his gray-black eyes didn't even have highlights, they were as gloomy as a starless and moonless sky at three o'clock in the morning.

"Armed detective agency." He said murderously.

I thought he was asking Dazai, so I answered nonchalantly.

The next second I regretted it.

Because the boy on the opposite side didn’t know if it was bloody or something, if I didn’t have a bit of ABC number in my heart, I would really think that I had met him before, had a grudge against him, or robbed his wife—— In short, if this is my favorite manga on JUMP, the murderous look of this boy has probably overwhelmed me.

Seabirds flew over my head, hoarse and loud, and the smell of sea in the air made me wrinkle my nose.

The waves caused the boat under his feet to shake slightly, and the boy on the opposite side finally took his hand out of his pocket.

"Kill you."

There was undisguised anger and killing intent in his voice, and his eyes widened involuntarily.

Obviously I am still standing properly, but I always feel that I have already died once.

I took a step back in fear, and at the same time as I made this movement, the boy shouted in a low and gloomy voice, "Rashomon Renmonjaw!"

Seeing the mimetic Rashomon attacking me from different directions with Ryunosuke Akutagawa at the center, my heart throbbed again.

cold.

I thought to myself somewhat.

My personality is actually more like an AVG game. It learns experience points and improves its own level by recording the number of defeated enemies and their level. By the way, you can also see the personality level and health bar of the corresponding enemy.

It works well, but because I have been fishing for so many years, I have always stayed at the Lv.4 level - just like Aizawa Yuta's obsolete personality, it has the limitation that it can only be activated on what the eyes can see.

And I am better than him, not only what can only be seen by the eyes, but also a distance limit of three meters.

I made up my mind and decided to do a ballet 360-degree turn when Rashomon entered the three-meter range-stare at them all.

Even if this is the case, the boy opposite will probably understand where the breakthrough point of my personality is.

So, if Lugu and Bakugo don't arrive in the future, I guess I can only spend the rest of my life as a Sleeping Beauty in the hospital.

While I was praying like this, a familiar figure suddenly appeared in front of me——

He descended from the sky, and there was a faint red light on the outline of his figure.The leather shoes stepped on Rashomon, and he stood up slowly with his knees propped up, the overcoat draped over his shoulders shook slightly due to his movements.

The ocher-haired man lowered his brows, and his blue eyes were full of depression.

"Stop it, Akutagawa."

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Higuchi:? ? ?I don't allow you to say that about Akutagawa-senpai! ! !

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