[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

Chuya Chuya's words fell into my ears verbatim.

It is said that a girl's heartbeat comes suddenly.

Now I can well confirm this point.

If this is a game of points, I must report to the system that Chuya Nakahara is fouled.

"You, you don't want to tempt me to change the subject." I jumped up from the bed, snorted, and unconsciously raised my voice and said to Nakahara Chuya on the other end of the phone, "Say, when did you join the port mafia? "

"Shortly after I met you, something happened to the sheep." He answered frankly, but I found something slightly wrong in his tone.

Since a certain time, I really haven't seen that guy Nakahara Chuya with the group of guys who call themselves sheep.

What happened?

I frowned and found that things were not simple.

But I don't think it's appropriate to ask this kind of thing on the phone.

So I changed the subject, "When you left today, you told me what you were doing a month ago?"

Nakahara Chuya coughed twice, he seemed to be choking, probably because he didn't expect that I would give up my usual studious spirit of breaking the casserole and asking the end.

I raised my eyebrows, "The mission of your port mafia?"

He was silent for a while, "That's right."

...Is this kind of thing still counted?

I frowned, and found that this matter was not easy, but this time I decided to use my eagerness to learn, "No, it's not the reason why I don't tell me any news for a month when I go out on missions."

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, and there was some doubt in his voice, "Huh? I sent you a text message."

Me: "...??? You wait."

I cut out the call switch and wanted to open my inbox.

After seeing a blank space, I realized that my old cell phone had been "helped" by my nemesis Osamu Dazai, dead in the ocean.

But even so, it's impossible for me to miss the text message from that guy Nakaya Nakahara.

Just when I was so confused, Nakahara Chuya said, "Aoi."

"what?"

"Did you guys forget to clear your inbox again?"

……

It seems that I haven't changed my phone or cleaned up my inbox for several years. I do have the fact that my inbox is full.

but……

"Impossible, how do you explain the photo and slippers."

I managed to spot the blind spot, and my tone was even a little smug.

"The photo is with me." He said, "The pair of slippers must have been unglued long ago. I originally planned to throw them away and buy a new pair when I return."

He paused again when he said this, his tone seemed a little embarrassed and irritated, "There was an accident."

This tone successfully aroused my curiosity——

There are only two situations in which this embarrassing tone can appear in the Central Plains.

Either they crazily praised him as a rainbow fart in front of his face, or...

I yelled, "Did you step into a trap?"

It doesn't seem right—since Ango Sakaguchi said just now that Chuya Nakahara was the one who solved the White Mist Dragon incident last time, even if he stepped on a trap, according to his ability, he should be able to quickly regain the initiative.

"Edogawa Ranpo."

When I was wondering, Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly reported this name.

There was a bit of gnashing of teeth in his voice, as if each word was squeezed out of the back molars.

Isn't this the cosplayer Sherlock Holmes boy I saw at the Armed Detective Agency today?

I know he has a great ability to solve crimes in a second - but I thought this was his supernatural power.

Could it be that the boy's supernatural ability is another very aggressive ability?

"That guy has a strange book in his hand."

I still can't understand the meaning of his words, "You can't be sucked into the book, can you?"

Central Plains was also silent.

Me: "..."Kind to Heaven"?"

Chuya Nakahara: "What's going on in your mind?"

I groaned and thought for a while. Since it was the guy from the Armed Detective Agency, "Mystery novel? The kind that only the murderer can be deduced from the book?"

I'm a little curious about the existence of this ability.

After all, it sounds very interesting, and when you are bored, you can lock yourself in and play with the people in the book.

If someone in the base when I was a child had this kind of supernatural power, maybe I wouldn't have to entertain myself and drive the six-path skeleton in my head crazy.

Central Plains also responded.

I said clearly, "It took you a month to figure out who the murderer is?"

Since Zhongyuan Zhongya didn't answer me immediately, I knew that I guessed wrong again, so I continued, "Didn't you find the murderer? Then how did you get out?"

I heard that guy Nakahara Chuya coughed, his tone sounded a bit mixed with embarrassing guilt.

He said, "...In short, I beat them all up."

……

I covered the phone with one hand, covered my stomach with the other hand and laughed so hard on the bed that I almost couldn't catch my breath and carried it back.

It's not that I laugh low, it's really funny.

Just imagine that picture a little bit, as I did.

——"Hey, boy, do you know that Baker Street is..."

Don't know, but I know you're human and you're dead.

——"According to the clues we have found so far, the suspect has..."

Talking nonchalantly, wouldn't it be more labor-saving to smash people and buildings directly.

I almost imagined that guy Chuya Nakahara wearing the clothes of Sailor Moon, with one hand making a gesture in front of his eyes, one hand on his waist, standing on a tall building in the dark night, with a bright moon behind him, the night The wind rattled his coat—

"I, Chuya Nakahara, Sailor Moon, will destroy you on behalf of the moon."

I buried my face in the quilt, and almost smothered myself to prevent Zhong Yuan Zhong who was on the phone from hearing my devilish laughter.

"...I can hear you laughing." When I tried hard for half a minute but couldn't calm down, the faint voice of Zhongyuan Zhongye came out from the phone next to my ear.

"Hahahahahahaha...you didn't hear anything." After hiccupping from laughing, the image of [Pretty Cure Nakahara Chuya] finally disappeared from my mind.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't speak either, but I could feel his murderous aura through the phone.

I immediately restrained my death behavior.

After all, the title of Dragon Slayer is much more dangerous than Pretty Cure.

Probably after I finished laughing, there was a helpless sigh from Nakahara Chuya, I can almost imagine him raising his hand to support his forehead.

After half a minute, there was a cautious and tentative tone in his tone, "...Aren't you angry?"

This is a good question.

Assuming that Chuya Nakahara "broke up" with me was indeed due to a misunderstanding, and it was true that I was not a port mafia when I met me.

I don't know why Nakahara Nakahara, who used to be hostile to the Port Mafia with those kids, joined the Port Mafia after that, but I know why Nakahara Nakaya, who became the Port Mafia, didn't tell me this fact.

But even if I know, the current situation is - if I make up with Nakahara Nakaya, even if my boss Ango Sakaguchi doesn't do anything, the guy a few layers above him will do something.

I'm not worried at all that my "brother" will be "fucked" by them in the name of protection. After all, there is no one more cunning than that guy in this world.

What I am more worried about is that I will become the so-called weight used to directly confront "one of the port mafia cadres" Zhongya Zhongyuan.

What's more, I'm still a little angry.

"You have known me for so many years, do you think I am not angry?" I answered Chuya Nakahara on the other end of the phone with a blank face. I had a hunch what Chuya Nakahara would answer, so I paused, and continued ahead of him, "Even if you move a cake shop back, it's useless."

"Yes, I already know that you were the one who moved a building into that dragon's mouth last time."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Me: "But I'm curious what you said to punch that guy Dazai, who was also next to the dragon at that time?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Although he was still silent, I always felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere all of a sudden.

Why do I have a subtle sense of rape?

It seems wrong, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai have always been gentlemen from the past to the present.

I shook my head, temporarily drove this strange thought out of my mind, and said to Nakahara Chuya righteously, "So, you are still my ex-boyfriend now."

At the same time as my voice fell, I heard a light knock on the door. There seemed to be many people running past the door, with hurried footsteps. I frowned, jumped out of bed, and said to Zhongyuan Zhongye before he spoke, "wait for me a while."

Then I opened the door.

The little angel Hong Jiaodong in combat uniform stood at the door and said to me with a serious face, "Hanasaki, urgent mission."

His eyes were heavy, and I saw the guys in black suits running past behind him, and the noisy voices from the command room not far away, and I immediately understood the importance of this matter.

I nodded to him, "I'll be right there."

I closed the door and quickly changed into my combat uniform.

The voice of Nakahara Chuya, whom I had forgotten for a moment, sounded on the phone, "That person from the afternoon?"

I put on my boots, thought for a while, and what Nakahara Chuya was talking about was probably the little angel who took pictures with me in the afternoon.

I suddenly had a dangerous idea.

"You still remember Mr. Hong."

Before I twisted the doorknob, I curled the corners of my lips and said to Nakahara Nakaya on the other end of the phone, "The adult nightlife is about to start, I have something to do, bye."

"Ex-boyfriend."

Saying this, I hung up the phone.

I opened the door and ran to the combat command room, my steps were extremely brisk, and my self-confidence was extremely inflated.

It's really exciting to run after skinning.

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The author has something to say:

It was originally planned to be updated at zero o'clock, but it seems that it can be updated.

[Prize Guess] ~ Red envelopes will be given to the first five cuties who guess correctly.New characters appear in the next chapter! !It's a little angel who is even worse than Aoi! !The answer will be revealed in an update. (Double update at 12:21 and [-]:[-] tomorrow)

And, since jj issued a new rule to correct the typos and ask for moonstones, I can't get moonstones, and the humble bug catcher in front of me will sign in and save up before changing...

【small theater】

According to the unknown port mafia A who was forced to work overtime, in the early morning, he saw Nakahara Chuya kicking the office door angrily while holding his mobile phone.

The following is the conversation at that time.

Little A: Mr. Zhongyuan, what happened?

Chuya Nakahara, whose girlfriend was hanging up with the wild man in the middle of the night: No, I just went to beat someone up.

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