[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

After three seconds of my head being tied up, I finally understood what my boss, Ango Sakaguchi, meant.

Then I was shocked.

As for my expression, this expression is too indescribable, please refer to the shocked expression of the strong man who always picks his nose in Gintama next door.

I hesitated for a while, and finally asked my question, "Aren't you afraid of my betrayal?... No, although I swear with my little cake, I will never betray you."

In the end, I felt that this didn't seem quite right, and then I added, "Well, small cakes are very important to me, so..."

My boss pushed the glasses, then put on the wireless headset with one hand, "About this matter, I have just tested it."

I:? ? ?

I think I may have indirect amnesia again.

As early as when I touched the All Might limited edition figurine of that guy Katsuki Bakugo without washing my hands when I was a child and was beaten away for the first time, I knew that I would lose my mind-although I thought I was pitiful My brain cells should be able to last until I was 30 years old and cheated into marrying a handsome guy.

Just when I was immersed in the sadness of [I am only 22 years old and I am not far from Alzheimer's disease], the eyes of Ango Sakaguchi when he took the information bag flashed in front of my eyes.

I suddenly remembered everyone's speculation about the ability of Ango Sakaguchi sent from above after the battle of the enemy alliance.

After all, Sakaguchi-senpai has a handsome face, he was in a high position at a young age, and he is obsessed with blowing up enemies to the sky while laughing wildly like "You think you can escape you bastard" on the battlefield? Compared to him, he exudes the calm aura of a mature man—but most importantly, he is single.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was inexplicably labeled as a "golden bachelor", naturally became the object of gossip, no, chatter among the heroines after dinner.

Although I had a perfect boyfriend at that time, I didn't participate in the discussion, I just concentrated on picking up free desserts, but I am also a person with ears...

"Senior Sakaguchi's ability is to read the memory of the touched object?"

After I finished saying this, Sakaguchi-senpai turned to look at me.

Even when he didn't speak, I could read [how did you know] in his eyes.

So I followed Dazai's example and blinked innocently, "I guess."

I did guess—after all, I'm too good at lying.

In the battle with the enemy alliance, Ango Sakaguchi did not directly participate in the battle. He was in the war room and interrogation room most of the time.Although I don't know what he did, but since he was able to obtain information about the enemy alliance from the captured Nao Wu——I guess it was probably the ability to ignore the enemy's wishes and actively obtain information.

Coupled with the sentence he just said "it has been tested", the remaining situations are narrowed down to two-either he obtained the information directly from my brain, or when he took over the file in my hand Information was obtained.

The former ability is too much against the sky. I think if there is such a superpower, the people in the Supernatural Secret Service Division probably won't put such a supernatural person in a high position in the Supernatural Secret Service.

After all, everyone has secrets—the higher the position, the more secrets they have.

I can't help but be overwhelmed by my wonderful reasoning.

"Ha, as expected of me, the existence of Kogoro Mori, the 'sleeping famous detective' in Mihua Town next door... Did I say what I thought again?"

I think Senior Sakaguchi looked at me with suspicion.

Then he sighed, turned his head and muttered to himself, "No, since it was recommended by Eraser Head, it should be..."

I was shocked again.

I pointed a finger at myself and said, "Ms. Aizawa recommended me?"

Ango Sakaguchi replied, "Yes, but I didn't go into details on the phone. It was originally planned to be decided at the meeting next week."

He glanced at me sideways, "I probably know the reason now."

I wish I could pull out a dead fish eye to express my desperate mood.

"No, I think you have misunderstood something." I replied without any emotion, "Even if I know that guy Nakaya Nakahara, as a broken-up ex-girlfriend, I can't bring any convenience to the investigation...ah , Speaking of convenience, I have a candidate, how about Osamu Dazai, the guy from the Armed Detective Agency, there seems to be a lot of fans of him in the Port Mafia, I think he is more convenient."

Just when I tried my best to recommend Osamu Dazai, I found that the expression of Senior Sakaguchi in the rearview mirror became indescribable.

Could it be that Dazai's notoriety has already spread to the Supernatural Secret Service Division?

No, I have to drag that guy Dazai into the water, I don't want to cooperate with the gang of small cake killer port mafia.

What if I owe them an upset and shoot me in the head?

No, absolutely—

"The entrustment fee for the task of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is 1000 million yen."

……

Wait, let me break my fingers.

Tens of millions... Assuming a small cake costs 1000 yen, you can buy it for [-] million yen...

"The Port Mafia is my home!!"

Sakaguchi-senpai glanced at me emotionlessly.

"...No, the Supernatural Secret Service Division is my home."

Senior Sakaguchi withdrew his gaze.

I heard him calmly say, "Miss Hanazaki's optimistic personality is exactly what All Might described."

…Well, the word "optimistic" is used to describe me by the word "optimistic" that All Might, who has no idol baggage, is like a brother who hung shoulder to shoulder and shouted "Let's run towards the morning sun" all day long.

"If I were not optimistic, I would have been driven crazy by that kufufu monster when I was a child." I fell back on the back of the seat like a salted fish, and muttered in a low voice.

Ango Sakaguchi didn't seem to understand what I was saying. He looked at me suspiciously, but in the end he didn't ask me anything.

The vehicle restarted, and the concrete wall in front of me suddenly opened a hole, and I sat up a little

After sighing that the current strongholds are so high-end, I started to think about whether I should buy more life insurance if I cooperate with the port mafia guys in the future.

Not counting other physical injuries, I'm afraid that if I meet that steel straight man Nakaya Nakaya again, I will be so angry that my blood will flow backwards.

...Eh, wait a minute.

When he left just now, did Senior Sakaguchi say that that big pig's trotter would not be in Yokohama for a month?

I always thought that guy left Tokyo without any news and went back to Yokohama to live a chic life.

The expression of the ocher-haired man hesitated to speak flashed in my mind.

I suddenly had a bad feeling...

Damn, that guy was called to go on a mission, right?

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I saw the guesses of the cuties in the comment area hahaha, you are too strong, there are only a few chapters left to reveal what Zhongye did.

Continue to draw ten cute little red envelopes today~

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