[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

My name is Hanazaki Aoi, I graduated from class A of hero department, which was called "the miracle of the new era" by the media.

At the graduation ceremony, everyone who has obtained the hero license and is about to graduate successfully played the usual style of not fighting and not dying. Before the small fight developed into a big melee, Mr. Aizawa casually mentioned that since he graduated, he would damage the school’s public property before. The account should also be settled.

I felt a chill down my back, and based on the principle that a man can bend and stretch, and it's definitely not because I'm poor, I immediately said seriously to my childhood sweetheart and active hero, Bakugo, who was so angry with me who was about to rush forward to fight me to the death. Katsuki admits his mistake.

The latter scoffed at my submission for money.

"Ah... By the way, nothing seems to be filled in Kui Jiang's application form." Li Ri didn't know what she was talking about with Ms. Eight Million. She suddenly tapped her left hand lightly with her right hand clenched into a fist, He suddenly turned his head and asked me, "Does Aoi Jiang want to set up her own firm?"

Obviously her voice was not loud, but it happened to be heard by everyone. [Establish an office] These five words made everyone who had been chatting enthusiastically stop and turn to look at me at the same time.

... So what misunderstanding do you guys have about me, the person who bowed his head to Katsuki Bakugo in order not to lose money?

Do I look like someone who can afford to start his own firm right out of college?

"No, it's just that I don't have a particular place I want to go, so I can go anywhere." Before I finished speaking, everyone who turned their heads to look at me lost interest and continued to talk about their own topics.

But considering that in case no firm is willing to hire me...

I turned my head and said to my caring friend Hong Jiaodong who was sitting quietly beside me, "If I can't afford to eat salty fish in the future, I have to ask Mr. Hong to help me."

The beautiful boy Hong Jiaodong who lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking raised his head to look at me, he was silent for a moment, and then said in a serious tone, "Okay."

Katsuki Bakugo, who took pleasure in beating me up, even snorted and said something like "Tch, shame on me".

I'll bet a small cake that this guy won't find a girlfriend until he's 30.

"Ahahaha, it really looks like Aoi-chan's style." Li Ri Ochako, who was stunned by my lack of ambition at the beginning, came back to her senses and laughed a few times to cover up her embarrassment just now.

"Well, it's not that damn place in Yokohama anyway." I thought for a while and continued.

After all, I am different from Katsuki Bakugo, who wants to surpass All Might and become the No. 1 hero. My dream is to do odd jobs, catch fish, get paid, and preferably sleep in.

And the hero who works in Yokohama next door can't touch the existence of fish no matter what he thinks.

I heard that there will be small-scale explosions every now and then.

While thinking this way, I looked up at the personality levels ranging from Lv.5-Lv.7 above everyone's heads.

...Oh, this is probably the reason why my personality level has stayed at Lv.4 for so many years.

"Hey, has Aoi-chan ever been to Yokohama?" Ochako's eyes lit up as if interested by the word Yokohama, "I heard that there is an organization called Port Mafia over there."

... Needless to say Li Ri, I have already read questions like [Have you seen it] in your expression.

No matter from which point of view, the mafia and the hero are opposites.But there is an organization in Yokohama next door that has privileges—I don’t know what kind of agreement Mafia at the port has reached with the group of guys above the head. When a man in a suit wearing sunglasses walked by, he would only express emotions such as [today's weather is really nice].

Maybe most of the heroes in Yokohama don't feel particularly hostile towards the port mafia, but I don't—

"I've been there a few times before, and I bumped into it once."

Li Ri Ochako let out an excited cry.

"Those guys are actually fighting in front of the cake shop—" My expression became sad.

That's right, when I traveled thousands of miles to Yokohama to try the strawberry cake from the store recommended by my favorite food blogger, when I sat on the soft sofa and picked up a small spoon, I was ready to start with a pious heart hour……

First, a man in a suit crashed through the gate and fell in, and then the flying bullets shattered the glass window of the cake shop.

People hugged their heads in horror and hid under the table.

As for me, as a superhero who can blow a building flying with one punch... a reserve member, adhering to the principle of not using personality fights outside of school, slowly slid from the sofa to the floor with my little cake in my arms.

But watching with my hands on the sidelines made my conscience feel a little guilty, so I quietly used my personality [weakening] to make those three-meter bullets fall out of the air before hitting things.

The fight between the mafia came and went quickly. After ten minutes of silence under the table, I poked my head out a little.

No one left or right, which is fine.

I let out a sigh of relief and moved back to the sofa, ready to enjoy my little cake.

Then?Then the scene from the beginning was repeated.

It's just that this time it didn't break open the door and fly in, but smashed the already broken glass and flew in.

The splashed glass shards fell unsuspectingly and precisely into my small cake.

I feel like my heart is shattering along with that poor piece of glass.

Damn mafia.

Just when I was telling the story like this, Urihi Ochako in front of me didn't seem to be able to get the point of my heartache, but showed an expression of "I'm glad you're fine".

Still, good things happened to me in Yokohama, despite the shadow of the port mafia.

For example, when I was 15 years old, I met my boyfriend in Yokohama.

After confirming the relationship, I often send a few periods to him in Yokohama to make sure he is still alive.

"...I think you have misunderstood Yokohama." He said on the phone, "Speaking of which, what exactly did you experience in Yokohama?"

So I told him the story of Little Cake in a sad tone, "The danger level of Little Cake Killer will always be No. Hammer one by one, press and rub against the ground, lightning sparks all the way."

I don't know if he was frightened by my dangerous speech or what, but he was silent for a long time without being able to say a word.

No way, whoever made my boyfriend happen to be one of the 20% [persons without personality], living in Yokohama is really hard for him.

So I secretly made up my mind that when I become a professional hero and save enough money, I must let him resign from that damn place in Yokohama.

With this belief, after graduating from Xiongying, in addition to my daily hero work, I will use my personality to work for some companies, and within a few years I successfully bought my own house in Tokyo.

Very good - I'm about to make a fortune, marry Bai Fumei (?), and reach the pinnacle of my life.

Of course, the premise is that a month ago, if the boyfriend I lived with hadn't disappeared suddenly.

At first I thought it was kidnapping, or that the guy's enemies chased him all the way from Yokohama to Tokyo.

But it turned out - I was broken up.

I, Hanazaki Aoi, 22 years old, a superhero who can knock down a building with a single punch.

Unexpectedly, was broken up.

Women have an innate talent in this respect—after turning into Sherlock Holmes, he found that not only was he gone, but he also took away our only photo together, and even the couple slippers at the door.

I really can't think of a second reason, excluding the kidnapper's strange mischievous accident.

Breakups are, of course, painful, and even someone as steadfast as I was basked in a brief moment of sadness after discovering this fact.

It is said that a woman who is broken in love is the scariest.

I'm not even afraid of that guy Bakugo Katsuki anymore.

When he held my ear and yelled that he would send me to the west first if he dared to lose his mind during the task, my emotions exploded all of a sudden.

I cried for an hour holding Katsuki's thigh.

"???... Hey, what are you crazy about, bastard!! Fuck, if you get your snot on my clothes again, I will send you to hell!!"

During that period, the young man with light blonde durian head even tried to twist my head off and kick it as a ball.

Fortunately, Green Valley arrived in time to transfer the hatred value.

Bakugo Katsuki had one hanging from his leg, and I fought back and forth with Izuku Midoriya a few times in the air.

It is said that it was also featured in the Daily Heroes of the day, and I dared not leave the house for a long time.

Not because of embarrassment.

——Just because I was afraid of being assassinated by the angry Bakugo Katsuki.

Ah no, Mingsha.

I stayed in our apartment building and ate petit fours for three days to mourn the love I lost so unexpectedly.

During the period, my sisters came to see me once, and comforted me that at least I was not jumped by a fairy, life is very long, and I still have salvation

...How does it feel like I'm about to die.

"Think about the good, at least you will see the true face of the scumbag sooner."

Miss 800 million watched me drink another cup of happy pearl milk tea, patted me on the shoulder solemnly and said, and finally hinted vaguely that it was time for me to go out for a run to lose weight.

I hiccupped silently, and looked down at my belly that was becoming more and more obvious when I was sitting.

The knot in my mind that had been tied for so long due to the broken relationship was finally untied.

The one who did the wrong thing was the heartbreaker who abandoned me without even saying hello. Maybe there is a bar where I can be happy and happy. Why should I stay here and give up on myself?

I swallowed the last bite of the cake viciously, turned my head back to 800 million and Liri with a distorted expression, and announced to [-] million and Liri that I would turn my grief and anger into motivation, work hard to make money, and in the future I would get five or six beautiful boys and walk up to that scumbag to get angry kill him.

Liri stretched out her finger and scratched her cheek, and laughed a few times in tacit understanding with 800 million and looked away.

I guess they are probably thinking about how to pretend they don't know me if they really meet such a person on the street in the future.

Hmph, fake sisterhood, plastic sisterhood.

The next time I pass by their office, I will never invite them to drink pearl milk tea together happily.

However, thanks to them for waking me up.

After making up my mind, I returned to the office and started working like a chicken blood, probably because there were too many pictures on TV. After a month, my office, which is famous for salted fish, finally began to be remembered by people. .

...Of course, a large part of it is due to my overly distorted expression when I was on TV and my unstoppable "stinky man, have you seen it" laughter.

I lived up to the expectations and surpassed the hero [爆心地] to become the most villain-like hero.

"It seems that the breakup has hit Kohanazaki very hard." Ashdo Sanna, who witnessed my crazy performance when I was on a mission, said while patting my shoulder, "But I can't contact you when I disappeared suddenly. It's quite annoying... Ah, maybe there is some unavoidable reason?"

Pooh, that guy is just an ordinary person with some money and no personality, what difficulties can he have.

Facts have proved that people can’t set FLAG indiscriminately. Just two days after Ashdo Sanna said this to me, the hero [Deku] pushed a photo of the mafia fighting in front of me.

"There seems to be an action at the port of Mafia. After receiving the order, Xiaosheng and I will rush to Yokohama to cooperate with the heroes there." Wearing a combat uniform, Izuku Midori turned over the information page seriously and lowered his head. Said, "In the matter of taking back the hostages, although the Secret Service Division ordered that we try not to fight with the port mafia, but..."

"According to intelligence, this person should be responsible for guarding. His ability seems a bit tricky, but Hanazaki's personality is just enough to restrain you. So, if possible..."

As long as Izuku Midoriya looks up at this moment, he will definitely find my expression extremely wonderful.

Since I saw that photo, I haven't heard a word about the mission.

Because I know the people in the photo turned into ashes, and before we broke up, I still complained to him every night about how boring the job of the hero is.

Anyway, he has no personality, so it doesn't matter if he reveals a little bit about his work.

but……

"Are you listening, Hanazaki?"

"Ah? Yes, yes!"

When my name was called, I responded in panic. Izuku Midoriya, who had been my classmate for three years in front of me, immediately saw through the fact that I was in a daze just now.

He sighed, put the information page in his hand on the table, and pushed it in front of me.

"That's the man."

I glanced down at the information above.

In the Central Plains.

One of the cadres of the Port Mafia, the ability [among filthy sorrows], simply put, is to control gravity.

Port Mafia... Port Mafia? !

Fuck your personalityless, scumbag heartbreaker.

Even eating ten small cakes can't soothe my wounded heart.

——I can't keep the hero license that I finally passed the exam.

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Heroine Personality Setting: Upgrade your own personality by solving the number and level of enemies (similar to AVG games), and you can also see the level value and blood bar of enemies within ±4 of your own level (those who exceed the range or have no personality will be displayed) For the level. Unknown), every level up the range and strength of personality activation expands.

and trying to push down their own advances

"[Comprehensive] Super Power Kindergarten" copywriting in the introduction

And I was so desperate to prepare lessons yesterday → "[Comprehensive] You have the ability to divorce me" cp: Dazai

Introduction:

When I was 16 years old, I ran out of Academy City and got drunk all night. I shouted that I was not wanted by anyone, and slapped all my belongings in front of the black-haired boy next to me. Shiqiang kissed him.

The corners of his lips curled up, his long eyelashes fluttered slightly, and the bottom of his iris-colored eyes glistened with light.Under the shocked gazes of the two gentlemen beside him, he raised his hand and gently rubbed my head, calling out my name.

That year, he appeared at my home, with one hand on the back of the sofa, and two marriage certificates between his fingertips.His eyebrows are curved, and his smile is dangerous and charming.

From then on, I lost my job as an iron rice bowl in the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and started my depraved journey in the port mafia.

I examine myself three times a day: you have the ability to divorce me!

A certain black mud: The wind is too strong, I didn’t hear it today (*￣︶￣)

*Text third person