Yes, fairy tales are full of lies.At least the heroic generals in history are now completely idiots who hate dogs.

The first time Ah Sheng saw Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan, the two children were competing in Cao's yard to see who could urinate farther away.Ah Sheng was originally following his father's order to look for the lost little guest, but he didn't want to see such a down-to-earth scene.It's winter, don't you think it's... cold?

She stared at the dead branches of the small shrubs that were sizzling with the warm urea solution with dead fish eyes, and fell into weird contemplation.Both children are strong, about the same size as twins, and judging from the color of their urine, there must be no shortage of protein in their diet.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" The slightly taller boy glared at her.

Ah Sheng doesn't even know what expression to put on, you come to my house to pee anywhere and still stare at me?She usually comes into contact with either the precocious orphans or the precocious brother Ah Cao. From now on, maybe these two are the correct way to open up the five or six-year-old children in ancient times?

The slightly shorter chubby put his hands on his hips, followed his brother and glared at her: "Are you kidding us?"

"Yeah, are you kidding us for peeing close? Do you want Bibi?"

Compare?than what?Hey, wait, how do you do it?

Fuck, a word doesn't agree with someone who picks up people's pants!

The other party was also amazed: "Hey, you are wearing poor pants [1] under your clothes? That's so inconvenient, take them off."

Ah Sheng was in a hurry, she was about to be lifted up by two brats.She is light in weight, plus she has no point of strength, so it is difficult to get out of trouble with one against two, so she can only kick the little fat pier desperately.

The little fat pier was very strong, and he didn't let go of her trouser legs. "Don't be cowardly, we don't fight with you. We will pee farther than you."

The old aunt, Asheng's face flushed red: "Get out, I don't compare."

And the boy who was holding her behind her turned out to be disgusted with her: "You're a coward, aren't you Erlang? Just do it!"

Ah Sheng pulled the waistband of his trousers, still thinking about the words "Is it Erlang?", the three of them fell to the ground.Brother Ji Li rushed over like a tiger descending a mountain, and beat him with his fists. "Tell you to bully my younger brother, tell you to bully my younger brother." Cao Cao didn't show any demeanor when fighting, and just picked the younger one to fight.

Little Fatty was stunned, he was punched twice before he realized it, he bit Cao Cao's clothes with his mouth, and the two of them rolled into a ball.

Xiaopangdun's elder brother, let's call him Xiaojianmei, he looks a little good-looking.Xiao Jianmei was originally holding Ah Sheng's arms from behind, but now she can't care about Ah Sheng anymore, and she will go to help her younger brother if she lets go.

Will Ah Sheng let him go after his feet finally landed on the ground?How can it be?At any rate, she had learned wolf-proof fighting skills in her previous life. Although this body has never been used, if she can't defeat a kid one-on-one, she'd better hit her head to death and return to the next life to apologize to the coach.Without using fists, he turned around and grabbed Xiao Jianmei's right arm, turned it outward, came behind him, and then kicked the toe of his shoe toward his knees, and he fell to his knees unsteadily.The severe pain from his right arm made Xiao Jianmei cry out in pain. He put his left hand on the ground and wanted to struggle again, but Ah Sheng kicked him again at the position of the brachial plexus in his left shoulder, completely removing the opponent's resistance.

"Is it Erlang?" A Sheng said condescendingly, "Is it worse than fighting?"

On the other end, Cao Cao and Xiaopangdun also decided the winner.Little Fatty was lying on the ground and wailing, "You don't hit people in the face".

The Cao brothers VS Xiahou brothers, the Cao brothers won.

"It's impossible. My Dalang Erlang is the most polite." Hu's first reaction was to refuse to accept the reality, "Erlang's etiquette has been praised by Shangshu!"

A row of four little Doudings were kneeling neatly in the porch, each with disheveled clothes, and the chubby little face was painted, it seemed that Hu's words were particularly self-deceiving.

Ah Sheng bowed his head guiltyly, it seemed that he was not so authentic to fight with real brats even at his age.But immediately she raised her head again. According to the situation at the time, fighting was indeed the most reasonable way of communication: first, the two sides were equal in status, and she couldn't directly use rules and power to suppress each other like she did with orphans or servants; secondly Well, it's unreasonable for a bear child, especially the reason for a woman to disguise herself as a man, so it can only be solved with fists.

It's quite normal for five or six-year-olds to fight.

Cao Song also felt the same way: "It's nothing, it's very common for young men to fight." His father subconsciously classified A Sheng as a young man.His reaction made Hu choke and choke, and finally he didn't speak.

The two uncles Xiahou who came to visit were on the contrary excited: "Did you win?"

Xiaojianmei and Xiaopangdun were downcast.

The faces of Xiahou's uncles suddenly became ugly: "It's really embarrassing. A Dun, let me tell you, you still have today."

Xiao Jianmei flattened her mouth, looking like she was about to cry.

"The eldest son of Jugao is blessed. This child, A Dun, often said that there are no heroes among children in Qiao County. He led A Yuan to run amok, and now he has learned a lesson."

Ah Song and You Rongyan stroked their beards and laughed, "Cousin, thank you, thank you."

"No." Ah Yuan exposed his elder brother, "Brother was beaten by this white-faced young man."

Xiahou's father was startled, then instantly embarrassed, and stared at the two Xiahou Douding. "Looking at how promising you are, (being defeated by a girl,) I've been completely humiliated by you."

Ah Sheng rubbed his face, blinked his big eyes innocently and obediently, and continued to kneel.

Hu Shi was shocked.When Cao Cao's servants talked about the cause and effect, especially the part where "the two young gentlemen of Xiahou's family want to take off Erlang's pants", Hu's face turned blue and then white, white and then red, as if the dye vat had been overturned. Extraordinary.

"Lang Jun, this must be discussed."

"What are you discussing? The children are fighting with each other, but when they are older, they will forget about it."

"Others may have forgotten, but Erlang remembers things very early. How will Erlang deal with such things when he grows up?"

It wasn't until Hu's words reached this point that Cao Song understood what his wife meant.She is one of the two young gentlemen who want to marry Ah Sheng to Xia Hou's family. "Haha, you're overthinking again. If you marry one, what about the other? Isn't it still embarrassing? And Ruyi didn't go out, it was my father's decision when he was around."

Hu was puzzled, but she couldn't think of a perfect solution, so she hugged Ah Sheng and sighed: "Why is your life so miserable?"

Ah Sheng pretended not to understand, and waved his small fist: "Mother, if they dare to bully others again, I will beat them up."

Cao Cao also waved his small fists: "Mother, don't worry, if they dare to bully Ah Sheng again, I will beat them up."

Mrs. Hu still sighed, but never mentioned anything about silkworms to Ah Sheng again.

Since Ah Sheng had figured out what the stepmother was thinking, he just laughed it off and didn't bother her much.Mrs. Hu didn't have much bad intentions for her, she just couldn't get out of the line of getting married and having children in her mind.

On the other side, Xiahou Jianmei and Xiahou Fatty are entangled with her brother.Ah Sheng's ingenuity is not as convincing as Cao Cao's record of fighting with practical fists.

"Brother!" The two brats saluted Cao Cao honestly, their expressions and aura reminded Ah Sheng of a child's version of the underworld.

"Yeah." Cao Cao paced with his hands behind his back, nodding in satisfaction, "You salute Ah Sheng."

"Second brother!"

Asheng quickly waved his hand, she is not sensitive to such a bear boy, take it away quickly.

In fact, as playmates, she doesn't dislike Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan.The two of them were full of vigor, growing up in the countryside of Qiao County, with no worries about food and clothing. They had many characteristics of children of later generations, and at the same time, they were imbued with the unique concept of faith in this era.It's just that the brain is not so good.It is often because Cao Cao cheated and cheated without realizing it.

The more they were cheated, the more they admired Cao Cao, like two shaking M.

"Brother, if you really like them, you should guide them." Ah Sheng said to Cao Cao, "What's the point of teasing people?"

Cao Cao touched his nose guiltyly: "I know. It's just that A Dun and A Yuan are a little smaller than us after all, I think they are fun..." His voice became lower and lower, and finally jumped up, "Hey! I will take them Let's practice archery."

Both Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan liked martial arts, and they hit it off with Cao Cao.In the beginning of spring, they either chase hares with small bows and arrows, or lead people to train hunting dogs and raise horses, and the chickens and dogs dance without stopping.

The Xiahou family is a wealthy family with a very rural atmosphere.Their ancestor Xia Houying started his business by driving a car for Liu Bang. In this generation, although there is no lack of education, the gene of liking to use force to make friends still exists, and sometimes they even bring a large group of tenants' children to swagger through the market, which is really impressive. Ah Sheng opened his eyes.

A wealthy family is really different from an aristocratic family.In addition to the Cao family who tried to take the route of being a cultural official and approaching the aristocratic family, there were also the military faction like the Xiahou family who took the middle-level route.

Xiahou Dun was not ashamed when he said it, but proud of it: "Although no one in my family is an official anymore, we have a big horse farm. My third uncle is in business and travels around all the year round. He goes to Liangzhou in the north and Yangzhou in the south. However, the most well-informed."

Asheng asked: "Xiahou's family is deeply rooted in Qiao County, so have you ever seen this kind of stone?" She threw out a piece of coal.

Xiahou Dun picked it up and looked at it: "Isn't this the black stone? It's also called charcoal, and the taste is not as clean as firewood. Go southeast to the junction of Qiao County and Runan County, and black stone is produced there."

Okay, it's different to have a local snake as a friend.Now the source of coal can be stabilized.A small vein of ore should be enough for Carpenter Ai to test.A few days ago, the clay blast furnace in the grove produced the first batch of refractory bricks and the first batch of pure celadon, which was the time when the coal consumption was extremely high.

The author has something to say: Note [1]: In the Qin and Han Dynasties, the upper class nobles seldom wore crotch trousers. The trousers were generally worn by the poor, which was convenient for work, and they were called poor trousers.Poor pants are very close to the later pants, but there will still be subtle differences.

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