This is not common at all! [Comprehensive]

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Rin opened her eyes, and subconsciously slapped away the touch at her hand. She was sitting back slowly, just in time to face Osamu Dazai with a somewhat condemning expression.

"Do you throw it away when you don't need it?"

Rin rubbed her eyes, she moved her nose, and glanced subtly at Osamu Dazai who was rubbing his wrist beside him.

"The smell of your blood is on me."

"Huh? Boss? Are you still disgusted?" Osamu Dazai moved his eyes, with an unusually gentle smile on his face, "Isn't that blood all Boss's own?"

"...Does this conflict with my dislike of your smell?" Rin looked at his sickly and thin body because he didn't wear the coat he wore most often. Wearing a bandage, he looked up and asked how long it was until the destination.

"It's already in the sky above Duwang Town, just find a place to land."

"Well, I'll give Josuke a call first." Rin stretched out her hand, and saw the maid Liye quickly handing her the mobile phone that was cleaned from No.167's body not long ago.

"Hello? Jousuke—I want to trouble you with something. Umm, I just arrived... maybe tomorrow afternoon? Do you have time? Eh? Is Koichi also there? Then let's go to see Rohan-sensei some other day... Ah, why don't you want to go?"

Osamu Dazai put down his hands and looked at the seemingly ordinary town below from the door he just opened with a calm expression, until the helicopter landed safely in the backyard of one of the European-style villas, he jumped down and landed safely on the grass Then he turned around and held out his hand to Rin.

Although the house looks like it has not been lived in for a long time, both the vegetation in the garden and the things seen through the windows seem to be in order.

"Liye, do you have any clothes that fit him?" Rin put Dazai Osamu's hand on the ground, turned around and looked at the neat suit that she found out from nowhere as soon as she finished speaking, respectfully Handed over.

"...Where did you take it out?" Dazai Osamu showed a slightly surprised expression, curiously looking at the maid who seemed to have nothing happened.

"In Doraemon's pocket." Rin suddenly said this, and then he was noticed by Osamu Dazai, and he sighed with a half-smile.

"Boss... really has a childlike innocence."

"Huh?" Rin, who didn't care how many layers of emotions were hidden in his words, stuffed the clothes into Dazai Osamu's hands and pushed him towards the door, "Hurry up and take a bath, you are so angry."

"Who am I because of?" Osamu Dazai glanced at her with some doubts, and was pushed into the bathroom by her, and then was locked into it with a "slap".

"..." The black-haired boy with messy hair lowered his eyes and looked at the clothes in his hands. The turned-on bathroom heater emitted a warm yellow light. After a moment of silence, he let out a soft breath.

It's already night now, no matter what arrangements you have, you should talk about it tomorrow.

Hearing the sound of water gradually coming from the bathroom, Rin turned and walked to the next room. After going in, he went into the bathroom and took a shower. After walking out with his wet hair, he put a towel on his head and lay down casually on a soft bed. on the bed, opened the chat software, and quickly found the Duwang Town District.

Rin: Josuke——! ! (#`O')

JOJO: Huh?Need me to help you with something?

Rin: Hey, there is indeed something... I brought a person.

JOJO: If the serious injury needs to be treated, I will come now? !Is it a big problem?

Rin: Don't get excited, he has no problem at all... (hesitant to speak but stop.jpg)

JOJO: What's the matter?

Rin: This person is one of my subordinates, but he cheated me today, so...

Rin shook her hand, before she finished typing, she saw a head poking out from the door of the room that was not closed, Osamu Dazai was looking at her thoughtfully.

"BOSS? What are you doing?"

"Reminiscing with the old friend whom I will meet tomorrow." Rin thought for a while and felt that his wording was perfect.

"Really?" Osamu Dazai closed his eyes slightly, and saw that the boy's cheeks and neck were still stained with water droplets, and under the light, he looked even paler as if he was malnourished. Rin advances into the room.

He didn't know much about this town...but since she was able to attract Rin's attention and she had a special address, it naturally showed that this town was far from being as peaceful as it indicated.

"Boss, how does it feel to die?"

The black-haired boy pressed the back of his head against the wall, sat casually on the ground, put his hands on his knees, and asked softly.

He just took a look. The rooms in this house seemed to be specially designed, and there was no sound insulation at all, but the entire wall just separated from the outside was the best sound insulation.

"Eh? Actually, it feels different every time." A brisk girl's voice came from behind, she didn't sound sleepy at all, she looked like she could change hands and take out the PFP to open a book, "Well ...If you have to ask, there was a time when I was lying on a hospital bed waiting to die in order to get a family that I don’t remember, that left a deep impression on me.”

"Pain shielding?"

"Hmm...not really, because it was poisoning that time, but it didn't hurt at all. I just felt that my vitality was losing, and I didn't even have the strength to breathe in the end." She seemed to be recalling, "At that time, the maid guarded me It was very quiet at the door of the ward, but suddenly the alarm sounded, and I could still hear the sound of me being pronounced dead by the doctor—even though there was darkness in front of me, the sound could be heard clearly.”

"I don't know if it's because of my ability or if everyone feels this way. That time left a deep impression on me."

"The heart stops beating, but the brain is still awake?"

"That might be the case." The girl's voice carried a calm and casual smile, "Okay, I'm going to sleep."

Osamu Dazai heard her stand up and left the other side of the wall behind him.

"Good night." He said softly, "BOSS."

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Osamu Dazai woke up when he heard the doorbell, but he ignored it, and opened the door slowly after tidying up. As soon as he opened the door, he saw the trio who had been chatting with Rin looking at him in unison. I saw him leaning out from the room.

"Well... good morning?" He showed a pure smile.

I saw one of the youths with a bad boyish air opened his mouth wide and pointed at him in horror, and asked Rin loudly: "How long has it been since you raised another concubine?!"

Rin: "..." Huh?

The young man with clear and upright eyes and another neatly dressed young man looked at the delinquent in horror.

Osamu Dazai: "...Huh? Again?"

The scene suddenly became quiet.

"Okuyasu, what are you talking about—! No matter what, you can't say such things in front of others!" The dwarf Hirose Yasushi next to him frantically tried to cover his mouth, but suddenly felt Seeing Rin's confused gaze, I belatedly felt the darker and darker, and instantly had the urge to tear up.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, that's not the case, Rin has no other concubine."

Last night, JOJO, who felt that he understood the general situation (in fact, he didn't), that is, Mr. Higashika Josuke coughed a few times and said seriously.

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and smiled, and said lightly: "It doesn't sound convincing at all."

The three people who came to be guests felt a strong sense of heaviness!

what to do!Obviously at the beginning, I didn't think of this!Why did it become like this? !

"No, wait a minute, why do I have a concubine?" Rin's eyes moved, she was very confused, why did the topic suddenly turn to such a point, she rubbed her temples, raised her hand and waved at Osamu Dazai, "Introduce, this is my assistant Osamu Dazai."

"Hello." Dazai Osamu glanced at them for a while, almost knowing what he knew, and smiled innocently.

"Where's the assistant..."

"Ah, this is the feeling of a leader...I'm so envious."

"secretary…?"

Rin: "...you stop for a moment, stop for a moment, it's about the same as you imagine."

She raised her eyebrows, raised her hand and grabbed Osamu Dazai's wrist, quickly pressed it on the wrist of Dongfang Yusuke next to him, and asked seriously, "How do you feel?"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes slightly and reacted quickly, but he didn't move, feeling the warm touch from his hands, but his eyes lost a layer of camouflage, and looked at the same stunned Dongfang with some exploration and thought. Josuke.

"...Why do I feel that you speak strangely." Dongfang Jousuke looked at her suspiciously, "I'm not interested in BL."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The corner of Rin's mouth twitched, his eyes narrowed, and his soft voice was a little threatening: "Huh? What are you thinking? What I'm asking is—is your Crazydiamond (crazy diamond) still usable?"

"Oh oh oh, I thought it was something, it scared me to death, you said it earlier, I thought you were interested in that..." Dongfang Jousuke heaved a sigh of relief, blinked, a pink and white figure It appeared behind him in an instant, draped over his shoulders, in almost the same posture as him, and also looked at Rin.

Osamu Dazai let go of his hand in a daze, and took a step back. Although he realized Rin's purpose just now, even though his brain was warning him, his body still didn't move.

That's right, he couldn't deal with these people.

Rin raised the corners of his mouth, raised his hand and pinched Dazai Osamu's waist, with a friendly smile on his face: "You don't think I will forgive what you did to me yesterday, do you? That level of pain—— Let me experience it from beginning to end, don't worry, Jousuke is very skilled, and will definitely make you feel the pleasure from heaven."

Then she looked at the three trembling guests with eyes that had not yet dissipated, as if she was staring from an abyss, with a soft smile on her face that did not match her eyes, making people feel even more fearful.

"Josuke, give him a severe beating, to the point of death."

"Oh oh oh——! Leave it to me!!!" Although he didn't know what happened, but he instinctively followed Rin's instructions and there would be no problems, and the ability of his own substitute was "healing". Dongsuke felt that since he He promised Rin yesterday, and he must not break his promise, so he controlled Crazy Diamond, and under Dazai Osamu's expression of retreating and resisting with sweat dripping from the corner of his mouth, he resolutely made a move.

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Then there was a chilling scream in the house with a bright and beautiful appearance.

On this day, Osamu Dazai finally understood the fear and pain that other people were once dominated by Akiko Yosano.

And...in this world, the ability of a "stand-in" is not interfered with by his "disqualification in the world".

The "polished" Osamu Dazai was slumped on the sofa that day, refusing to communicate with anyone.

Obviously, he just experienced the pain that can be called the death of the soul, but at the moment, his body is comfortable enough to experience the extreme comfort of a professional massage (massage), but this strong contrast makes Osamu Dazai feel uncomfortable because of the large difference. Trembling in confusion, I didn't slow down for a long time.

Ⅱ

Osamu Dazai deeply felt the power from the stand-in messenger.

I feel it physically and mentally.

Rather than saying it was physical pain, Osamu Dazai really felt the mental shock of death.

"Um... are you okay?" Dongfang Jousuke touched his head and asked in embarrassment.

Dazai, afraid of the pain, waved his hand listlessly.

"I probably understand BOSS's intentions..."

There are still gaps in the "disqualification in the world" with "nullification of abilities".

It is true that there are a small number of "capable people" in the world, but there are still many subdivided types. Even though Osamu Dazai is basically immune to most of them, it turns out that not all of them.

For example, in order to avenge the pain he felt when his ability was released before his death yesterday, Rin turned his head and found what he just learned, the so-called "substitute messenger", whose efficiency is amazing, and the color changes when he hears about it.

Of course, another reason... Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and darkened.

Thinking of just now, after being beaten up, Rin was naturally refreshed, and smiled, stroking his hair on the sofa, and took out the posture of stroking the cat: "Be good, be good."

Osamu Dazai glanced at her silently, saw the joy in her eyes, and said nothing: "..."

How could he not understand what she meant.

"Tomorrow I will take you to Durasadi - the SSR-level tourist attraction Italian restaurant here! After that, I will go to see Mr. Rohan, and we will go to Tokyo after wandering around." Rin talked about his arrangement with Osamu Dazai with his fingers, and continued to watch He really didn't want to move, so he went out on his own, as if he was going shopping.

"Although I don't know why Rin asked me to do this, since she said so, there must be a reason." Dongfang Jousuke touched the shiny and shiny nose of the plane under his care, and smiled brightly, "Don't you Bully her."

... Dazai narrowed his eyes.

Suddenly realized that this person has an extraordinary attraction to women, whether it is in behavior or words.

He sat up slowly, showing a very deceiving smile.

"Jousuke-kun? Would you mind telling me about the 'substitute'?"

"Eh? No problem."

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I don't know that I just bought some fruit outside, and my new assistant has completely touched other scripts. Rin is still talking about the game he made with Hirose Koichi next to him. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Osamu Dazai, who smiled as if he was full of conspiracy theories, looked over, and then his eyes fell on the boy beside him.

"Jousuke-kun, you just said... Hirose-kun is also a stand-in messenger, right?"

Koichi Hirose suddenly felt something was wrong, his back was sweating, and he looked at Osamu Dazai vigilantly.

From the very beginning, he felt that this person had a big problem, until he just learned that this handsome-looking person was actually a top-level black heart in the chat with Rin, and he felt even more horrified.

But Osamu Dazai didn't care about his attitude at all, he just asked meaningfully: "Could it be that what you are manipulating is gravity?"

Rin froze for a moment, she had an extremely ominous premonition.

Hirose Yasushi took half a step back directly, and the directness proved that what he said was completely correct. Although it was only the ability of one form in the double, it must not be said that he was wrong.

"Yes... what do you want?"

"It's nothing, it's just that someone I know is also manipulating gravity...you are somewhat similar." Osamu Dazai smiled and easily covered this topic.

Rin looked at him in disbelief.

"Are you going to persecute Mr. Zhongyuan even here?!"

Koichi Hirose looked at Rin even more in shock.

"Persecution?! What kind of persecution? How can they be persecuted because they are similar?"

"No, no! Kang Yi, you and Mr. Zhong Yuan are both good people!"

"You are a good person, you are so deliberate, Miss Rin—"

"Shut up! Don't ask more details!"

Rin refused to answer the question, and took the fruit into the kitchen, turned on the faucet and started cleaning.

The final answer to this sad question will surely hurt both parties!

Koichi Hirose has maintained a constant height of 157 for several years, while Mr. Nakahara is 160...the growth period has passed!

"That...Miss Rin? Let me ask, do you want to take Dazai-san to see Mr. Rohan?"

As soon as Rin moved his eyes, he saw Koichi Hirose leaning on the door and looking at her tentatively.

"Well, what happened?"

"...Are you still remembering what Teacher Luban said about you earlier...?"

"No, I'm a fan of Teacher Luhan, and what he said is the truth, I really can't refute it."

"So you want to bring Mr. Dazai to compare?!"

Rin's eyes fluttered: "I didn't say that."

"It's too suspicious, Ms. Rin, it's too suspicious! She is already a mature boss of Mafia, why is she so childish at this time?"

"Kang Yi, you don't understand at all. Fans who were named and praised by Mr. Lu Ban, how could you understand!? After I was flipped through my memory, Mr. Lu Ban commented, 'I feel that your father seems to be more valuable than you. '...Of course I sounded very happy when I said this, but he said later,'Although you are very suitable to be the villain of the next plot...Huh? The new leader of Passion looks like a protagonist! The name—— Giorno Giovanna?' Next time you go to Italy to collect materials, please introduce me."

Reluctantly, Rin put the washed apple aside.

"Uh... Giorno's words are indeed..."

"Huh?" Rin looked at him, the threat in her eyes was undisguised, "Although I also know that my ex-ex-dream best friend is very good...but." She sighed again as she spoke.

"...Is it the ex-ex..." Kouichi Hirose, who has been reduced to a complaint unknowingly, has a complicated expression, "So Miss Rin is because of Teacher Rohan's first sentence, 'What you lack is a dream! As a person who not only You are limited to cruelty and killing, and you need a villain with charisma, you still lack a strong and firm goal!' Are you just starting to pursue your dreams?"

Rin gave him a look of "Otherwise?" as a matter of course.

"It always feels so sloppy but somehow reasonable..." Hirose Koichi covered his face, "And I'm only now realizing this fact... So you came this time to let Mr. Rohan meet Mr. Dazai?"

"Dazai's ability is "Disqualification in the World", which is probably similar to "Nullification of Ability", which is effective for me, but not for the substitute. Lin narrowed his eyes and said very lightly, "If I can't see it, let Teacher Lu Ban see it." "

"You...don't trust him?"

"Of course not, you don't need to be suspicious, and you don't need to be suspicious." Rin tilted his head, his clear golden eyes were clear and calm, "I just put him by my side to prove it—but it's also because of his special nature." Sex, that's how I decide."

"Rin-Kangichi, you have washed the fruit for a long time! We are all hungry!" Hongcun Yitai's carefree voice came from the living room.

This voice... always made Rin a little bit wrong, she would think of her best friend (unilaterally) Saiki Kusuo's Rantang Lord, but she reacted in an instant, with a smile on her face and went out with fruit.

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Early the next morning, Rin dragged the tired Dazai Osamu to go to the famous spot in Morioh--Italian restaurant Dora Sadi!

"This stone...has eyes?" Dazai Osamu glanced at a small mountain-shaped stone that was about the height of a person passing by on the road, and frowned slightly, "Is this also a stand-in messenger?"

Rin was forced to stop because of his movements, but he didn't let go of the hand that was pulling his sleeve. He turned his head and looked at it, only then did he know what he was talking about, and said briskly: "This is Angelo Yan— —Do you remember Jousuke’s ability? He smashed the criminal Angelo and the stone together and quickly repaired them, and the two merged into one, and now it’s a road sign.”

Osamu Dazai blinked, and he blinked when he looked at the two eyes on the stone, and laughed out loud "puchi".

"It's an interesting ability."

After being mixed with the stone, he was still alive and was imprisoned in place and could not move... Osamu Dazai hooked the corner of his mouth, thinking of something, and was dragged away obediently by Rin.

"BOSS... Is the restaurant you mentioned built next to the cemetery?"

"correct."

"...The owner of the restaurant is also a stand-in messenger?"

"correct."

"Is Duwang Town an exclusive camp for stand-in envoys...?"

"...No, don't say any more."

Then, after the warm hospitality of the store manager, I felt Osamu Dazai, who surpassed the culinary skills that ordinary people can create, and the impression of Moriohcho and the stand-in messenger instantly increased by several percentage points.

Even any scars left on his body disappeared without a trace... This ability is actually only interpreted by "cooking skills".

"Mr. Mori really missed a lot of talents... Why, Boss, aren't you tempted?"

"Being excited and plundering are two different things."

"Are you going to your final destination?" Dazai Osamu saw the isolated and uniquely decorated building in front of him, and asked, "That... Teacher Luhan?"

Rin stopped walking, turned around and nodded.

"Is this a trial?" He smiled, with a little indifference in his eyes.

Rin looked at him, then laughed: "Are you acting like a baby? It's okay, it's okay if you don't want to go."

"...What a cunning Boss, he obviously didn't leave me a way to refuse."

Osamu Dazai smiled lightly, and took a step forward.