The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

Since he was fooled into the Cowherd's shop, it's fine to leave.

Before I could speak, I suddenly found that the atmosphere between Meruam and Avalon seemed a bit strange.

Meruam's purple eyes were fixed on Avalon, and Avalon was smiling. The two of them didn't exchange a word, but they were filled with a needle-point aura, which became more and more intense and ready to explode.

I don't even know why they are fighting each other.

I shouldn't have missed anything, right?

"Ayin, what's wrong with you?!"

The red-haired girl let out an earth-shattering scream, grabbed the white curly hair on the ground and shook it desperately, "Don't die, Ah Yin!"

"Quickly stop Kagura, if you shake it like this, Ah Yin will be fine and something will happen!" The boy with eyes went crazy.

"Ayin suddenly rolled his eyes and became dizzy! What should we do? We beat him too hard and seriously injured Ayin?!" The red-haired girl panicked.

"Calm down, anyway, send it to the hospital first, and Mr. Gui over here has also passed out, let's send it together..." Before the boy with glasses finished speaking, the red-haired girl lifted up the white curly hair like a weight, and jumped three feet high.

"Ayin, I will definitely save you!" The red-haired girl shouted, jumping too high with too much explosive power, she was fine, the person she lifted high in her hand slammed into the frame above the door hard, and the door wall was crushed. Knocked out the humanoid crack.It fell down with a bang, and just landed on the body of Hei Changzhi who was unconscious with his eyes wide open. At the same time, the red-haired girl took the white hair roll as a back and fell down.

The one who fell and the one with the gun lying on the ground both screamed that they had endured the unbearable weight of life.

This accident is really tragic.

"Ayin! Kagura! Mr. Gui!" The boy with glasses turned pale with shock.

Maybe it's because I'm used to various situations, and I always feel that the people in the store, from the clerks to the customers, are quite calm, and continue to do what they should do, just like a group of male customers who circled around Meliam before, now they He had already found his own joy, and it was as if he had forgotten about the king who kept shouting in the blink of an eye.If it was a normal situation, when the red-haired girl and the boy with glasses beat up the white-haired natural curly hair, the clerk shouldn't have stood by and watched calmly, and at least called the security guard to come in.

For example, now, customers who should have fun continue to have fun, and clerks who should greet customers continue to greet customers.

This sudden farce virtually resolved the tension between Meruam and Avalon.

"Is this a human being?" Meluem turned to me and asked, his tone a little uncertain.

"It should be regarded as an evolutionary species among human beings. It is rare to see changes in physique due to the blessings of nature." I replied, not understanding why Meluem's reaction to Avalon was unusual.

"It feels a bit strange, I can't describe that feeling," Meluem frowned tightly, troubled, "It's different from ordinary humans."

"You can't eat it." I said seriously, expressing my meaning as early as possible, "Evolutionary species are quite rare, and this is the first time I have seen him. He is already different from ordinary humans, and the worldview that applies to ordinary people is not suitable for him. I plan to Stay by your side and educate for 2000 years."

...I feel as if the air is condensed.

"Really." Meluem said, his tone was calm, and his eyes were also calm, as if he had put away his attention on Avalon and returned to normal.

Condensation of air seems to be an illusion.

"This is really surprising, you want to bring me by your side for 2000 years?" Avalon smirked hypocritically, "A real monster? I know better than anyone how to kill people other than me, I am not interested in participating in such a boring game like parenting, all I want is an end."

Meruam suddenly erupted, and with a lightning-fast rush, Avalon was swept away with his tail, and flew out of the Cowherd's shop fiercely, and there was a loud noise outside.

The sudden attack stunned me and startled the others.

"Very weak." Meruam concluded, with a slightly puzzled expression on his face, as if he didn't understand why such a weak guy would clamor for death.

"Because I became a child, my body's strength has been greatly reduced." I wanted to hold my forehead, but this action was too powerful, and I did it as soon as I said it, without any warning.If it was an ordinary child, this blow would kill him.

"What's going on, turning into a child?!" The excited voice turned out to be from the white-haired curly, he got up tenaciously, his eyes were as bright as hell, and said fiercely: "That guy was originally an adult!?"

I glanced over, "Yeah."

As soon as I finished speaking, Bai Maojuan ran out as quickly as if he had been spat with blood, and Hei Changzhi on the ground also resurrected on the spot and chased him out.

"I have something to tell you." Meluem said suddenly.

"Huh?" I turned to look at him, "What are you talking about?"

"It's not suitable now." Meluem thought seriously, and said seriously.

"I know, it must be a confession, right!" the red-haired girl said loudly.

"Kagura!" The glasses boy wiped his sweat.

"Isn't that dirty white-haired natural curl just to lie to Meimei that he has had countless girls and has rich experience, as long as he sincerely asks him for advice, he will teach Meimei how to pursue girls. A shameless and decadent man who obviously even touches girls' hands I haven’t even pulled it off, and I’m bragging about Aru in order to cover up the sad fact! Let this queen teach you how to express your love!” The red-haired girl called Kagura by her companions is arrogant, and the next second reveals a bad plan, " In exchange, all the money on Meimei's body must be paid to Queen Ben as a fee, Alu!"

"Kagura-chan, what's the difference between your behavior and Ah Yin's!" The boy with glasses sternly accused him.

"Of course it's different, Alu, how can I be like that decadent and dirty adult." Kagura was very disdainful, "Ayin even doesn't know who Meimei likes, so he just brags and makes random ideas, but I I saw with my own eyes the girl Meimei had a crush on."

"Don't be so loud, leave the chance of confessing to Meluem, you have already confessed for him." The boy with glasses complained, "Unless he is deaf, he will hear it all, and let Meluem confess no matter how much he confesses." You were tricked by Ah Yin into the Cowherd’s shop to learn sweet words to make girls happy. You made people feel so embarrassed, you were caught off guard, and you couldn’t react at all.”

"When dealing with a girl, you have to be direct and straightforward. It's useless to beat around the bush. First, you come to a wall, and then ask her if she wants to go with me. My dad confessed directly when he saw Mommy for the first time. Although Mommy Mi ignored him, Dad stalked him, and finally Mommy was caught up. That kind of bald man can pursue a beautiful woman like my Mommy, which shows that the most important thing for a girl is the straight ball." Kagura said confidently , firmly believe in your own point of view.

The boy with glasses was shocked, "Is that so..."

"It must be right to listen to me, this is my dad's successful experience!" Kagura vowed.

Then, the two looked at me together.

"Come on, Meimei! Be brave enough to tell the girl you like that the XX of your body is already for her... Mmmmm!" Kagura's mouth was covered.

"I'm sorry, please pretend you didn't hear it." The glasses boy bowed.

"...It's hot..." Leng was struggling to squeeze out the words.

"Kagura-chan, girls, don't say such things!" The glasses boy went crazy.

Kagura snatched his hand away, with disdain on her face, "Isn't it the dirty Tower of Babylon, huh! New Baji, you are a single dog who doesn't dare to say anything, so girls don't like you."

"It's nothing to do with this! If you say it, girls won't like it! Who would talk about the Tower of Babylon, are you a pervert!" the new boy shouted furiously.

"New baji, men are so hypocritical, obviously because no girls like it, they can only hide in the quilt empty and cold every day and masturbate the Tower of Babylon, while masturbating obscene fantasies, but have no courage to speak out, this kind of person is a pervert Pretending to be serious, maybe I have already seen through you while secretly fantasizing about my goddess while masturbating the Tower of Babylon." Kagura raised her chin and said in a tone that sees through the truth of the world, locking the little partner with contemptuous eyes.

"Is it me? Are you talking about me? I'm that kind of perverted and wretched person?" The new boy scratched his hair.

"Haven't you masturbated the Tower of Babylon before? Do you think this queen will believe such hypocritical words? Men are creatures that think with their lower body. When they reach a certain age, they will learn this skill without a teacher." Kagura's tone was particularly contemptuous, It seems to be looking at low-level creatures.

"Haven't you fantasized about a goddess?"

"Uh……"

"Wretched and perverted." Kagura looked aside.

"Why did the topic suddenly change to me? Why did I suddenly become a perverted and obscene man? Everyone has fantasized about goddesses, why is it that only I have become a perverted and obscene man? Is the pure boyish heart of adolescence such an unforgivable thing? ? Kagura-chan, don't look away as if you don't want to see dirty things anymore! Don't digress, we are talking about Meluem's confession now."

"Go Meimei, let her feel your fiery passion!" Kagura shouted loudly.

... I understand Xin Baji's broken mood very well, but somehow he put on a strange hat and couldn't explain it clearly.

What the hell is Meimei?

What the hell is a confession?

What the hell is a straight ball?

Meluem seemed to be encouraged, he looked at me.

"I didn't hide in the quilt and fantasize about pampering the Tower of Babylon." Meluem's serious tone didn't match the words that came out of his mouth at all, and the sense of dissonance was overwhelming, so he was also called Kagura's Red The hair girl is led astray, and the most frightening thing is that she doesn't even know that she is being led astray.

"Meluem, do you also think I'm a wretched pervert? Can't wait to get rid of me? Is it true that the pure heart of an adolescent boy is an unforgivable dirty thing?" Xin Baji fell to his knees with a plop , exuding an aura that seems to be abandoned by the world, and the whole life is gloomy.

Inexplicably caught up in the topic of the Tower of Babylon, how should I deal with it so that I can act calmly, calmly and wittily?

"Well, I know." I said calmly, "You don't have the Tower of Babylon."

"..." Meluam.

At this moment, the whole world seemed to be quiet.

The eyes of Kagura and Xin Baji are so simple.

The author has something to say: Beatrice: Without the Tower of Babylon, you can always break free from this strange topic, I am so witty.