The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

Generally speaking, a routine questioning at a police station should start like this, right?

The policeman asked, "Name?"

Then I answered "Beatrice".

Then the policeman asked, "Gender."

This question is boring. Gender or something can usually be seen at a glance. Men dress up as women and women dress up as men. There are very few people who can’t tell their gender from their appearance. Even fewer people like me who answer both men and women are wrong. For humans, this problem belongs to make up numbers.

Follow the policeman and ask, "Age?"

This question is worth pondering. After all, my age... the combined ages of all the people present are not as old as me.

After a nonsense question, let's get to the point.

But that's not the case at all.

I don't know the rules and regulations of the police, but I think it's just a question, and there is absolutely no need to dispatch so many police officers.

The whole interrogation room was full of policemen, three floors inside and three floors outside, the door couldn't be closed at all, and I could still see that the aisle outside was crowded with policemen, one by one gathered here like a market.

That's what the police do.

"What's the beauty's name?!"

"Beauty, don't be afraid!"

"Beauty look at me!"

"Beauty, my name is XXX, I am XX years old, unmarried...!"

"Please be sure to date me!"

One by one, they squeezed in front of me, desperately trying to arouse my interest like a peacock spreading its tail, and showed great hospitality. Those who didn’t know it thought this was a blind date scene. The woman was only me, and the man’s crooked melons and dates could not wait to pounce on me and lick my toes .

I, who is surrounded by stars and moons, have no expression on my face.

"Get out of the way!" A policeman shouted loudly, "What kind of words are there so many around here! Everyone go back to work!"

His colleagues immediately became dissatisfied.

"It's too cunning! You guys definitely want to take the opportunity to express yourself, and you won't let you monopolize it. Everyone competes fairly!"

"That's it! It's rare for our Zhenxuan group to have a big beauty, and she's a super beauty!"

When a group of people were angry at their colleagues, the few in front of me didn't join in.

"It's so rude to let such a beautiful you step on this rough and dirty ground with bare feet." He took off his coat decisively and laid it on the ground. He half-kneeled on the ground and said flatteringly: " Now there is only this, please forgive me."

"Please let me wipe the dust off your feet!" The other took off his shirt and used it as a foot cloth, and wiped my feet courteously.

When the third policeman saw it, he resolutely half-kneeled in front of me, as if proposing marriage, he took my hand in his arms and flattered him, saying, "Your arrival will make the Shinsengumi flourish!"

The other police officers who denounced the shameful behavior of their colleagues to drive people away noticed that they immediately shifted their attention and squeezed forward, trying to push these three away. The walls of people on the inner and outer floors surged up, and the space around me became even bigger. small.The three policemen became the target of public criticism, especially the one who had the audacity to hold my hand. They were quickly dragged behind and beaten, screaming and screaming.

"Let's smile beautifully!"

"Don't squeeze in front, you ugly bastard, you must be too scared to laugh!"

"What did you say, you are the ugly one!"

"Beauty, I'll give you a smile!" As he said, he stretched his fingers into his mouth and pulled them to the sides, making a grimace and grinning.

...don't want to laugh at all.I thought blankly.

Is this police station occupied by mental retardation?

This situation didn't last long, and someone shouted outside, "Vice Chief Hijikata is here! Captain Okita is here!"

The scene came to an abrupt end, everyone was shocked, and then, the screams of being beaten came from outside.

"You bastards! Get out of here!"

"Yes!!!"

The policemen who were crowded here just now ran away one after another, and the interrogation room finally became empty.

Two people came in from the door, wearing police uniforms, one with black hair and one with light hair.

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, the black-haired policeman said dissatisfiedly, "A group of bastards who have left their posts without permission, and only interrogating a prisoner, do they need to be dispatched? The Zhenxuan Group is not a blind date scene."

"But Mr. Hijikata, I heard that he is a super beauty." The light-haired policeman seemed to be booing a little, lest the world would not be chaotic, and seemed lazy and careless.

Then, I meet their eyes.

After a short period of silence, the black-haired policeman with a cigarette in his mouth spoke up.

"Let me interrogate this prisoner." As he said, he came over, pulled the chair that was pushed aside, and sat in front of me, "What happened? It shouldn't be a serious crime, it doesn't look like Is it the kind of person who is more like a pampered young lady than a vicious criminal, who was brought back for questioning after being involved in a crime scene?"

I looked at him quietly, a little suspicious, finally a normal person came?

"What's the matter, why didn't you talk?" He frowned and asked, and suddenly realized, "It must be hungry."

Then, a bowl of rice was placed in front of me.

The table that had been pushed aside was finally moved back. I sat across the table from the black-haired policeman, and he pushed a bowl of rice towards me, "Eat."

I took a deep look at him, and I was sure that there was no normal person in this police station.

There is a thick layer of sauce poured on a bowl of white rice. I don’t need to eat it to know that it is very greasy. No matter what kind of sauce it is, it is a condiment. What will it taste like if you pour so much on it? It’s ecstasy to think about it, and this shape , I really don’t want to eat a bite, like a pile of poop on rice.

"Mr. Hijikata, normal people are not interested in this kind of dog food." The light-haired policeman came in from the door, "Girls must pay attention to keeping fit, eating this kind of dog food will make them fat." A pig."

As he spoke, he also sat down at the table opposite me.

"I asked why she entered the police station."

"What?" asked the black-haired policeman named Mr. Hijikata, smoking a cigarette.

"It is said that it is suspected of being involved with the patriots." The light-haired policeman said.

The earth side was astonished, "Scholar with lofty ideals? Are you sure?"

"It's strange, isn't it? When did the people with lofty ideals collude with the heavenly beings? Although she is a super beautiful woman, you can tell from the appearance that this is a heavenly being, maybe a celestial being with a status. Those idiots who show off their might are completely different, that’s how they feel...the aura is different, in comparison, those self-proclaimed noble beings are simply street gangsters.” The light-haired policeman showed an interested expression, "Could it be that the people with lofty ideals tricked them back?"

By the way, this is it, the barbarians.Jiake left first, and Sun Wukong was in charge of the investigation task for the time being, but he didn't know where to start the investigation. He was completely inexperienced, so he had an idea and stopped the passing police.Had trouble finding the police, what a good, law-abiding boy, and then we were all taken away by the police.

The police said that if there is anything to talk about at the police station, Sun Wukong happily followed without any objection.Meruam didn't know what he was thinking, but he wasn't angry anyway.Qi Ya refused at first, but Alluka expressed curiously that he wanted to know where the police station was, and wanted to see, Qi Ya agreed.

Why did the police arrest people as soon as they heard Wukong's question? They always felt that there was a story in it, so there was no objection.

Then it became what it is now.

"Are there any companions who were arrested together?" Tufang asked.

"There are four other companions, one of whom is obviously a celestial being, and two of the other three are children. The last one seems to be the number one suspect." The light-haired policeman smiled, "That guy seems to be a Idiot, stop the Shinsengumi and claim that he is a Galaxy Patrolman, the Heavenly Daoists have violated the laws of the Galaxy, and he is in charge of investigating."

"Galaxy Patrol? What is this? Is there such an organization in the universe?" Earthwork frowned, "Is there any proof?"

"No, it was just because it was too suspicious, so I took it back to the police station." The light-haired policeman propped his chin with one hand and smiled, "Now the people with lofty ideals are really advancing with the times, even telling lies like the Galaxy Patrol , Could it be that there is such a righteous organization in the dreaming universe to help them? Stupid, even if there is, it is a heaven and man."

"Hey," Tufang turned his eyes, looked at me and said, "Could it be that the man said that he is a Galaxy Patrol and needs to assist in the investigation, so you are with him?"

I thought about it, and it seemed right to say that, didn't Jacques just ask me for help.

So, I nodded.

Tufang's complexion suddenly turned pale, "It really is nonsense!"

"What's the matter with those two children? Where's the young master?" The light-haired policeman raised his eyebrows and asked.

I pondered, Kiya and Alluka are indeed the masters of everyone.

So, I nodded again.

"It's a scumbag, Mr. Hijikata." The light-haired policeman said with a smile.

"Ah, it's a scumbag." Hijikata said with a bad expression.

"Has Mr. Hijikata finally admitted that he is a scumbag and not suitable to be the deputy chief of the selection team? It's great, step down quickly, and I will be the deputy chief!"

"Bastard Souwu, I was talking about that man!" Hijikata was furious, "Don't always try to take advantage of loopholes!"

"Ah, I was seen through." Sougo said indifferently.

Suddenly, there were hurried footsteps outside, and a policeman ran over in a panic, "No, it's not good!"

"What happened?" the deputy chief of the earth side asked in a deep voice. ,

"That green-haired celestial being ran away with the owner of the Wanshiwu!!"

I froze for a moment, and then learned from the wind that not only did I run away with my arms in my arms, but I was also hugged by a princess, and the one who was hugged was crying and howling all the way.

"What green-haired celestial being? Make it clear!" the deputy chief of the earth yelled.

"It's that one, the celestial being brought to the bureau with this super beauty today." Sougo said thoughtfully.

"Yes!" The policeman who came to report the news said loudly, standing upright with his head up and chest out, "Because that heavenly man didn't pay much attention to those in charge of the interrogation, so he wanted to lock him up temporarily, just like the Wan Shi Wu who was locked in yesterday. The boss was imprisoned in a cell, but he didn't expect...he would run away against the wall with the boss of Master House in his arms!"

"Deputy Chief Hijikata, this must be a conspiracy. The owner of Wanshiwu used to be very famous. Maybe the people with lofty ideals knew that he had been arrested, so they made this arrangement on purpose." The expression and eyes are not worried at all, but the tone is still casual.

"No matter what it is, it is unforgivable to rob people from the Shinsengumi! Go and arrest them immediately!" Deputy Hijikata said.

In the next second, the wall of the interrogation room collapsed, and Monkey King walked through the hole. He was in the interrogation room next door.

Wukong scratched his hair and looked distressed, "Beatrice, I find it difficult to communicate with the police here. I just want to ask them about the information of the Heavenly Daoists. Knowing where the bad guys are is easy to catch. Why do you keep asking me Zhishi, I just came to this planet, how do I know."

"If I remember correctly, your task should be to infiltrate and investigate, right?" From the tone of your voice, it's entirely in the posture of wanting to find out people and beat them all up and drag them away.

"Yeah, the investigation is for arresting people in the future, but the evidence is so troublesome. Just arrest people and ask questions slowly. These are Jake's jobs, I'm only responsible for arresting people." Monkey King scratched his face, The investigation task turned around in his mind, and it has changed beyond recognition, from sneaking into the investigation to cutting first and then playing.

Then he said: "I feel that Meluam's anger is far away. I must think that the police station is too boring to act on my own. I can't lose to him. I have to work hard. Although I don't know where the Heavenly Daoists are. , but they must be very powerful, so they can dominate the universe and conquer many planets like Frieza. As long as you follow the most powerful Qi on this planet, you will be able to find the Heavenly Daoists. Even if not, maybe you know the Heavenly Dao public."

Sun Wukong waved his hand at me, showing a naive and natural smile, "So, I'm leaving too, and I can't let Meluem get ahead of me. I'm so excited when I think of fighting a master!"

After finishing speaking, Monkey King crashed through the ceiling and flew away.

"Fly, fly away!!"

someone shouted.

Then, all eyes on the scene focused on me.

This shit!

The author has something to say: I wanted to code words yesterday, but I forgot the time after watching Gintama