"Five elements moving?" Ruyi stopped what she was doing, turned her head and looked at Monkey King with some puzzlement, "Why do you want to learn this?"
Sun Wukong sat on the window sill, with one leg hanging in the air, throwing two pine nuts into his mouth and chewing, seemingly unintentionally, said, "There are thousands of techniques in Taoism, and it's not surprising that I know one or two. .”
"That's true." Ruyi raised her eyebrows, thinking it made sense, then lowered her head to pick up the needle and thread, and said, "In that case, let me teach you the 'yellow scarf wrestler' technique first."
Sun Wukong jumped down and leaned over to Ruyi and asked, "Is the 'Yellow Turban Lishi' technique considered powerful in carrying the five elements?"
"It can only be regarded as the lowest rank among the four ranks of Tiandi Xuanhuang."
"Then I don't want to learn. If I want to learn, I will learn the best."
"My heart is quite greedy." Ruyi raised the corners of her mouth and gave him a sideways glance. "The technique is based on the Tao. Even if I teach you to 'move mountains and fill seas', you won't be able to use it."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Sun Wukong understood, Ruyi said 'can't use', not 'can't learn'.
"Taoism is natural, and all things in life have spirituality. Even if you can 'move mountains and fill seas', if there is someone who can stand up to you in this mountain and sea, this technique will not work."
Seeing that Sun Wukong listened seriously, Ruyi continued to explain patiently, "It's like this square inch mountain, with a patriarch sitting and guarding it, even the Taoist ancestors of the Sanqing cannot remove the mountain, otherwise there will be many Taoists. If there is no such restriction, Isn’t the world in chaos.”
"I understand." Sun Wukong nodded as if realizing something.
Ruyi has a gratified expression that a child can teach, "So, although the skill of 'Yellow Turban Warrior' is of low rank, it is used to dispel wind, and you can use it after you learn it."
"Not good, not good," Sun Wukong waved his hand, "I still want to learn the art of 'moving mountains and filling seas'."
Was what she said just now in vain...
"In the mountain gate, it's all about daily chores. What's the use of learning the technique of 'moving mountains and filling seas'?"
"Anyway, I want to learn better," Sun Wukong was very persistent, "Anyway, what the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' can do, I can do it with 'Moving Mountains and Filling Seas', isn't it the same?"
Ruyi was choked by Monkey King's words.
This is true.
But something always feels wrong.
But having said that, with Sun Wukong's just entering the Taoist sect, can he learn Tianpin's method of transporting the five elements?
Ruyi is skeptical.
However, this suspicion only lasted for half a month, and Ruyi was severely shocked by the reality.
The speed at which Sun Wukong practiced spells was so fast, Ruyi even had the illusion of watching him stepping on auspicious clouds and slowly rising in front of her eyes, she simply wanted to worship him.
Compared with his high-altitude achievement, it took ten years, and Ruyi, who learned how to transfer the five elements, is like an eggplant beaten by frost, and his once proud heart is now dying.
From the point of view of 'shu', Sun Wukong's practice speed, if counted from his own generation, is really unprecedented.
Ruyi, who was hit by the blow, sat listlessly by the window, unskillfully twisting the needle, and carefully adorning round and smooth black beads on the fabric.
"Sister!"
"Hiss~~" Ruyi flinched reflexively from the hand pricked by the needle, and quickly put it to her mouth to blow.
Sun Wukong is used to the monkey, he doesn't like to walk through the door, and always jumps through the window of Ruyi.She was startled by this meeting, she rushed forward, grabbed her hand and held it in her palm, imitating Ruyi's manner and blowing on it.
The slightly cool breath blew on the fingertips, and the pain was gone long ago. Ruyi was a little dazed by Monkey King's movements, and she pulled her hand back embarrassingly after a long while.
"Senior sister, what are you doing here?" Sun Wukong was attracted by the fabric spread on Ruyi's lap again, and asked curiously by lifting a corner to try the feel.
In fact, half a month ago he saw Ruyi picking up this, but it was still a ball of silk thread, so Monkey King didn't care at that time.
"Didn't you say before that the scales of the dragon are good for clothes?" Ruyi gathered up the slipped material, "It's impossible to peel off the scales, but the silk of the fire mulberry silkworm is no worse than the scales of the dragon."
"Is this clothes for me?" Sun Wukong couldn't put it down as he touched the soft and fine vermilion fabric, and looked at Ruyi full of surprises.
Since he was born, no one has ever made clothes for him.
"Well," Ruyi nodded, her face a little embarrassed, "It's a pity that it's my first time to get a needle and thread. It looks like I can't make it in a month."
Because almost half of the time is spent removing those wrong stitches.
"Senior sister, you are so kind," Sun Wukong squatted beside Ruyi's legs, looking up at her slightly, his eyes sparkling, "I can wait, let alone a month, even ten or a hundred years, I can wait."
Ruyi is absolutely devastated. If it really lasts ten or a hundred years, she'll just dig a hole and bury herself.
"How is your five-element transfer practice?" Shaking off the frustration secretly, Ruyi asked instead, "A few days ago, the patriarch opened the altar to give a sermon, did you gain anything?"
"Well, every sentence that the Patriarch said is full of good principles, that is..." Sun Wukong scratched his ears, "It's just that when he talks about some places, he always likes to play secret riddles, which makes people puzzled."
"Taoism follows fate, and it also pays attention to the word 'enlightenment', so you don't have to worry."
"Understood." Sun Wukong obediently agreed, seeing that Ruyi was still concentrating on sewing clothes, his eyes rolled a few times, and he still couldn't help saying the original intention of coming today, "Senior sister, this 'yellow scarf warrior' technique can also be taught. I will."
Huh?Now Ruyi was surprised, "Didn't you say earlier that you don't want to learn this low-grade technique? Besides, you have already learned the 'moving mountains and filling the sea'."
"Hee hee," Sun Wukong grinned, smiling a little unnaturally, "In the mountain gate, there is no big deal, where there is no need for this, it would be better than those low-grade techniques, senior sister, don't you think?"
Ruyi looked at him speechlessly.
Seeing that Ruyi was unmoved, Sun Wukong used the old method, wrapped his arms around Ruyi's waist and shook, and said obediently, "Good senior sister, just teach me."
Ruyi sighed, as soon as Sun Wukong cheated on her, there was nothing she could do. Just those bright eyes made her hard-hearted to refuse.
Anyway, Tian Pin has taught him, so is it difficult for Huang Pin to use it?
Ruyi just told him the incantations and methods of the 'Yellow Turban Warrior', and within two hours, Sun Wukong was able to use it similarly, and playfully hung a few bamboo rats on a tall tree branch.
Playing until it was getting late, the satisfied Monkey King bid farewell to Ruyi and left Yuhu Peak happily.
After he left, Ruyi frowned, leaning against the window thinking.
The younger brother's statement today is unavoidably obvious.
Now that I have learned the Tianpin technique, it would be unreasonable to go back and learn the Huangpin technique.
Ruyi thought about it, but she didn't want to understand the logic in Monkey King's mind.
Left and right couldn't figure it out, so Ruyi simply decided to go and see for herself tomorrow, what exactly is this little junior brother's plan.
The author has something to say: Tang Seng made that tiger skin skirt on TV to poke my eternal cute spot for Brother Monkey.
In fact, I feel that Tang Seng in the original book is more scumbag than in the TV series, and he didn’t care about Brother Monkey at all. Even the tiger skin skirt was sewn by Brother Monkey himself, and the clothes were not given by Tang Seng on his own initiative. Brother Monkey asked for it.
The first time he took the initiative to give something, he actually lied to Brother Hou to put on the magic spell! !It's really scumbag (turn the table!)
What if the monks agreed not to lie?
It's not as good as the squeaks on TV, and it doesn't feel so scumbag.
After watching the TV series and thinking about the original book, I suddenly feel that it is so cruel.
☆、Daily life in the Three Realms ([-])
System prompt: Welcome back to the circle of friends in the Three Realms.
Judge:
It's annoying recently, annoying, annoying, what's the name of that monkey? Why didn't I find anyone called the Monkey King after searching through the book of life and death? !
---Qin Guangwang: ...you idiot.
--- Listening: Watching idiots.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to listen to: Can you come to the eighteenth floor to watch.
---Ting Ting replied that if the hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha: No, I am busy.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to listen to: Hehe, believe it or not, I dragged Xiaotian from the immortal to the ghost.
--- Tiangou Shiri Reply Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha: I don't believe it!
The system prompts: [Tiangu Shiri] registered race has been successfully changed, and [Tiangu Shiri] immortal registration has been removed.
System prompt: [Tiangu Shiri] was thrown into the [-]th floor of hell, and [Tiangu Shiri] was banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
---Di Ting replied that if hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha: I'll wipe you for real, I'll go back now.
---Yang Jian replied that if the hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha: Why don't you throw Di Ting into the [-]th hell, and don't vent your anger on my dog.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to Yang Jian: Because it works.
---Judge: [tears] No one will help me.
Feng Ruyi:
Sit and watch the sky and the night like water, enjoy the tranquility of the mortal world for half a moment
There is no time in the mountains to make people grow old, and there is no waiting for years in the world
[with photos]
---Kong Xuan: Junior Sister is so leisurely and leisurely, the picture is on the west seaside.
---Feng Ruyi replied to Kong Xuan: Who are you?I do not know you.
---Kong Xuan: Woohoo, master, my junior sister bullied me~~
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
---Subhuti at ease: ...passing by~
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: ...I really want to say that I don't know this guy.
---Yang Jian: Hehe.
---Lotus tyrant: ...
---Never too [-]: Why did this product come out?
---Clairvoyance: I am confused, who is the master?
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao replied Clairvoyance: You seem to be idle?
--- Clairvoyance replied to the high heaven, the sage, the benevolent Jade Emperor, the great Tianzun Xuan Qiong Gao: Your Majesty knows that I am very busy now, and I am helping Laojun to look at the alchemy furnace.
---Taiqing Daode Tianzun replied to Clairvoyance: I will not take this blame.
---High in the sky, the sage, the benevolent Jade Emperor, the great Tianzun, Xuan Qiong, and the clairvoyance: cancel the holiday for 1000 years, and fine the salary for 500 years.
---Clairvoyance: Ahhhhh, this year's Peach Festival! ! ! ! !
---Feng Ruyi: ………………
System prompt: [Feng Ruyi] Delete this circle of friends.
Monkey King:
Just now it seemed like a fairy was posting to Moments, why can't I see it when I click it?
--- Clairvoyance: Here are all gods.
---Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: You really remember eating but not hitting.
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I was wrong~~
---Feng Ruyi: Are you still in Nanzhan Buzhou?
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: I took a raft and went west, where are you, god?
---Kong Xuan: Junior sister, how do you know where this monkey is when you are on the mountain every day?
Monkey King:
I think gods hate me [tears]
---Feng Ruyi: Nothing.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Then let me ask you, why do you never answer me?
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: I can't say, if you are destined, you will always see me.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: I will definitely do it!Fairy, wait for me.
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: ...Okay.
---Kong Xuan: Hmph, even if I'm ignored, I have to say, I've seen adultery!
System prompt: [Kong Xuan] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Son of the Phoenix:
I'll wipe it, Master, you cheated on me!
---Xianshan Shoutong: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa This account is mine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
---Qingfeng replied to Xianshan Shoutong: You first return the number of my junior brother!
---Son of Phoenix replied to Xianshan Shoutong: What's the hurry, wait until Master releases me from the ban.
---Xianshan Shoutong replied to the Son of Phoenix: [crying loudly]
Son of the Phoenix:
The master really had a partiality, so he favored the little junior sister.
Son of the Phoenix:
Master's eccentric eye, eccentric eye, eccentric eye!
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: Who is your master, if you have the ability to complain, why don't you have the ability to beat him up.
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Master's biased eyes:
If I can beat my master, I will beat him!
The system prompts: [Master's eccentric eye] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal:
Kong Xuan's master, I'm almost annoyed by the crying of my apprentice, you unban my apprentice's account, and I'll help you beat that guy up.
The system prompts: 【Master's Eccentric Eyes】unlocked.
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] unlocked.
System prompt: [Master's Eccentric Eyes] was renamed to [Bright Moon].
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] was renamed to [I have a cheating brother].
clairvoyance:
Suddenly I feel that His Majesty is really nice.
|Praise|: Shunfenger, Ouba, never too two, Barefoot Immortal, Jade Emperor and I are not husband and wife
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful, the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: Even if you flatter me, you will not have a place in this Peach Fair.
Sun Wukong sat on the window sill, with one leg hanging in the air, throwing two pine nuts into his mouth and chewing, seemingly unintentionally, said, "There are thousands of techniques in Taoism, and it's not surprising that I know one or two. .”
"That's true." Ruyi raised her eyebrows, thinking it made sense, then lowered her head to pick up the needle and thread, and said, "In that case, let me teach you the 'yellow scarf wrestler' technique first."
Sun Wukong jumped down and leaned over to Ruyi and asked, "Is the 'Yellow Turban Lishi' technique considered powerful in carrying the five elements?"
"It can only be regarded as the lowest rank among the four ranks of Tiandi Xuanhuang."
"Then I don't want to learn. If I want to learn, I will learn the best."
"My heart is quite greedy." Ruyi raised the corners of her mouth and gave him a sideways glance. "The technique is based on the Tao. Even if I teach you to 'move mountains and fill seas', you won't be able to use it."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Sun Wukong understood, Ruyi said 'can't use', not 'can't learn'.
"Taoism is natural, and all things in life have spirituality. Even if you can 'move mountains and fill seas', if there is someone who can stand up to you in this mountain and sea, this technique will not work."
Seeing that Sun Wukong listened seriously, Ruyi continued to explain patiently, "It's like this square inch mountain, with a patriarch sitting and guarding it, even the Taoist ancestors of the Sanqing cannot remove the mountain, otherwise there will be many Taoists. If there is no such restriction, Isn’t the world in chaos.”
"I understand." Sun Wukong nodded as if realizing something.
Ruyi has a gratified expression that a child can teach, "So, although the skill of 'Yellow Turban Warrior' is of low rank, it is used to dispel wind, and you can use it after you learn it."
"Not good, not good," Sun Wukong waved his hand, "I still want to learn the art of 'moving mountains and filling seas'."
Was what she said just now in vain...
"In the mountain gate, it's all about daily chores. What's the use of learning the technique of 'moving mountains and filling seas'?"
"Anyway, I want to learn better," Sun Wukong was very persistent, "Anyway, what the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' can do, I can do it with 'Moving Mountains and Filling Seas', isn't it the same?"
Ruyi was choked by Monkey King's words.
This is true.
But something always feels wrong.
But having said that, with Sun Wukong's just entering the Taoist sect, can he learn Tianpin's method of transporting the five elements?
Ruyi is skeptical.
However, this suspicion only lasted for half a month, and Ruyi was severely shocked by the reality.
The speed at which Sun Wukong practiced spells was so fast, Ruyi even had the illusion of watching him stepping on auspicious clouds and slowly rising in front of her eyes, she simply wanted to worship him.
Compared with his high-altitude achievement, it took ten years, and Ruyi, who learned how to transfer the five elements, is like an eggplant beaten by frost, and his once proud heart is now dying.
From the point of view of 'shu', Sun Wukong's practice speed, if counted from his own generation, is really unprecedented.
Ruyi, who was hit by the blow, sat listlessly by the window, unskillfully twisting the needle, and carefully adorning round and smooth black beads on the fabric.
"Sister!"
"Hiss~~" Ruyi flinched reflexively from the hand pricked by the needle, and quickly put it to her mouth to blow.
Sun Wukong is used to the monkey, he doesn't like to walk through the door, and always jumps through the window of Ruyi.She was startled by this meeting, she rushed forward, grabbed her hand and held it in her palm, imitating Ruyi's manner and blowing on it.
The slightly cool breath blew on the fingertips, and the pain was gone long ago. Ruyi was a little dazed by Monkey King's movements, and she pulled her hand back embarrassingly after a long while.
"Senior sister, what are you doing here?" Sun Wukong was attracted by the fabric spread on Ruyi's lap again, and asked curiously by lifting a corner to try the feel.
In fact, half a month ago he saw Ruyi picking up this, but it was still a ball of silk thread, so Monkey King didn't care at that time.
"Didn't you say before that the scales of the dragon are good for clothes?" Ruyi gathered up the slipped material, "It's impossible to peel off the scales, but the silk of the fire mulberry silkworm is no worse than the scales of the dragon."
"Is this clothes for me?" Sun Wukong couldn't put it down as he touched the soft and fine vermilion fabric, and looked at Ruyi full of surprises.
Since he was born, no one has ever made clothes for him.
"Well," Ruyi nodded, her face a little embarrassed, "It's a pity that it's my first time to get a needle and thread. It looks like I can't make it in a month."
Because almost half of the time is spent removing those wrong stitches.
"Senior sister, you are so kind," Sun Wukong squatted beside Ruyi's legs, looking up at her slightly, his eyes sparkling, "I can wait, let alone a month, even ten or a hundred years, I can wait."
Ruyi is absolutely devastated. If it really lasts ten or a hundred years, she'll just dig a hole and bury herself.
"How is your five-element transfer practice?" Shaking off the frustration secretly, Ruyi asked instead, "A few days ago, the patriarch opened the altar to give a sermon, did you gain anything?"
"Well, every sentence that the Patriarch said is full of good principles, that is..." Sun Wukong scratched his ears, "It's just that when he talks about some places, he always likes to play secret riddles, which makes people puzzled."
"Taoism follows fate, and it also pays attention to the word 'enlightenment', so you don't have to worry."
"Understood." Sun Wukong obediently agreed, seeing that Ruyi was still concentrating on sewing clothes, his eyes rolled a few times, and he still couldn't help saying the original intention of coming today, "Senior sister, this 'yellow scarf warrior' technique can also be taught. I will."
Huh?Now Ruyi was surprised, "Didn't you say earlier that you don't want to learn this low-grade technique? Besides, you have already learned the 'moving mountains and filling the sea'."
"Hee hee," Sun Wukong grinned, smiling a little unnaturally, "In the mountain gate, there is no big deal, where there is no need for this, it would be better than those low-grade techniques, senior sister, don't you think?"
Ruyi looked at him speechlessly.
Seeing that Ruyi was unmoved, Sun Wukong used the old method, wrapped his arms around Ruyi's waist and shook, and said obediently, "Good senior sister, just teach me."
Ruyi sighed, as soon as Sun Wukong cheated on her, there was nothing she could do. Just those bright eyes made her hard-hearted to refuse.
Anyway, Tian Pin has taught him, so is it difficult for Huang Pin to use it?
Ruyi just told him the incantations and methods of the 'Yellow Turban Warrior', and within two hours, Sun Wukong was able to use it similarly, and playfully hung a few bamboo rats on a tall tree branch.
Playing until it was getting late, the satisfied Monkey King bid farewell to Ruyi and left Yuhu Peak happily.
After he left, Ruyi frowned, leaning against the window thinking.
The younger brother's statement today is unavoidably obvious.
Now that I have learned the Tianpin technique, it would be unreasonable to go back and learn the Huangpin technique.
Ruyi thought about it, but she didn't want to understand the logic in Monkey King's mind.
Left and right couldn't figure it out, so Ruyi simply decided to go and see for herself tomorrow, what exactly is this little junior brother's plan.
The author has something to say: Tang Seng made that tiger skin skirt on TV to poke my eternal cute spot for Brother Monkey.
In fact, I feel that Tang Seng in the original book is more scumbag than in the TV series, and he didn’t care about Brother Monkey at all. Even the tiger skin skirt was sewn by Brother Monkey himself, and the clothes were not given by Tang Seng on his own initiative. Brother Monkey asked for it.
The first time he took the initiative to give something, he actually lied to Brother Hou to put on the magic spell! !It's really scumbag (turn the table!)
What if the monks agreed not to lie?
It's not as good as the squeaks on TV, and it doesn't feel so scumbag.
After watching the TV series and thinking about the original book, I suddenly feel that it is so cruel.
☆、Daily life in the Three Realms ([-])
System prompt: Welcome back to the circle of friends in the Three Realms.
Judge:
It's annoying recently, annoying, annoying, what's the name of that monkey? Why didn't I find anyone called the Monkey King after searching through the book of life and death? !
---Qin Guangwang: ...you idiot.
--- Listening: Watching idiots.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to listen to: Can you come to the eighteenth floor to watch.
---Ting Ting replied that if the hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha: No, I am busy.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to listen to: Hehe, believe it or not, I dragged Xiaotian from the immortal to the ghost.
--- Tiangou Shiri Reply Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha: I don't believe it!
The system prompts: [Tiangu Shiri] registered race has been successfully changed, and [Tiangu Shiri] immortal registration has been removed.
System prompt: [Tiangu Shiri] was thrown into the [-]th floor of hell, and [Tiangu Shiri] was banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
---Di Ting replied that if hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha: I'll wipe you for real, I'll go back now.
---Yang Jian replied that if the hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha: Why don't you throw Di Ting into the [-]th hell, and don't vent your anger on my dog.
---Hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha Reply to Yang Jian: Because it works.
---Judge: [tears] No one will help me.
Feng Ruyi:
Sit and watch the sky and the night like water, enjoy the tranquility of the mortal world for half a moment
There is no time in the mountains to make people grow old, and there is no waiting for years in the world
[with photos]
---Kong Xuan: Junior Sister is so leisurely and leisurely, the picture is on the west seaside.
---Feng Ruyi replied to Kong Xuan: Who are you?I do not know you.
---Kong Xuan: Woohoo, master, my junior sister bullied me~~
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
---Subhuti at ease: ...passing by~
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: ...I really want to say that I don't know this guy.
---Yang Jian: Hehe.
---Lotus tyrant: ...
---Never too [-]: Why did this product come out?
---Clairvoyance: I am confused, who is the master?
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao replied Clairvoyance: You seem to be idle?
--- Clairvoyance replied to the high heaven, the sage, the benevolent Jade Emperor, the great Tianzun Xuan Qiong Gao: Your Majesty knows that I am very busy now, and I am helping Laojun to look at the alchemy furnace.
---Taiqing Daode Tianzun replied to Clairvoyance: I will not take this blame.
---High in the sky, the sage, the benevolent Jade Emperor, the great Tianzun, Xuan Qiong, and the clairvoyance: cancel the holiday for 1000 years, and fine the salary for 500 years.
---Clairvoyance: Ahhhhh, this year's Peach Festival! ! ! ! !
---Feng Ruyi: ………………
System prompt: [Feng Ruyi] Delete this circle of friends.
Monkey King:
Just now it seemed like a fairy was posting to Moments, why can't I see it when I click it?
--- Clairvoyance: Here are all gods.
---Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: You really remember eating but not hitting.
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I was wrong~~
---Feng Ruyi: Are you still in Nanzhan Buzhou?
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: I took a raft and went west, where are you, god?
---Kong Xuan: Junior sister, how do you know where this monkey is when you are on the mountain every day?
Monkey King:
I think gods hate me [tears]
---Feng Ruyi: Nothing.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Then let me ask you, why do you never answer me?
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: I can't say, if you are destined, you will always see me.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: I will definitely do it!Fairy, wait for me.
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: ...Okay.
---Kong Xuan: Hmph, even if I'm ignored, I have to say, I've seen adultery!
System prompt: [Kong Xuan] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Son of the Phoenix:
I'll wipe it, Master, you cheated on me!
---Xianshan Shoutong: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa This account is mine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
---Qingfeng replied to Xianshan Shoutong: You first return the number of my junior brother!
---Son of Phoenix replied to Xianshan Shoutong: What's the hurry, wait until Master releases me from the ban.
---Xianshan Shoutong replied to the Son of Phoenix: [crying loudly]
Son of the Phoenix:
The master really had a partiality, so he favored the little junior sister.
Son of the Phoenix:
Master's eccentric eye, eccentric eye, eccentric eye!
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: Who is your master, if you have the ability to complain, why don't you have the ability to beat him up.
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Master's biased eyes:
If I can beat my master, I will beat him!
The system prompts: [Master's eccentric eye] has been banned.
System prompt: The default time limit for banning speech is 100 years.
Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal:
Kong Xuan's master, I'm almost annoyed by the crying of my apprentice, you unban my apprentice's account, and I'll help you beat that guy up.
The system prompts: 【Master's Eccentric Eyes】unlocked.
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] unlocked.
System prompt: [Master's Eccentric Eyes] was renamed to [Bright Moon].
System prompt: [Son of the Phoenix] was renamed to [I have a cheating brother].
clairvoyance:
Suddenly I feel that His Majesty is really nice.
|Praise|: Shunfenger, Ouba, never too two, Barefoot Immortal, Jade Emperor and I are not husband and wife
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful, the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: Even if you flatter me, you will not have a place in this Peach Fair.
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Personal security
Chapter 1642 5 hours ago -
Mount and Blade
Chapter 211 5 hours ago -
In the Age of Lords, I became the Lord of the Undead
Chapter 311 5 hours ago -
Sign in to plunder talent at the beginning
Chapter 597 7 hours ago -
From Baron's Second Son to Dragon Rider
Chapter 586 7 hours ago -
Douluo: I heard that Disaster is a waste?
Chapter 261 9 hours ago -
Douluo: I want to be a salted fish with my incomprehension
Chapter 295 9 hours ago -
Douluo, Adventure in a Parallel World
Chapter 200 9 hours ago -
Douluo: The villain wants to destroy his character every day
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