The evil dragon with a length of nearly [-] meters hovered over the sea waves, humming and roaring incessantly, as if he didn't hear what Sun Wukong made fun of him, he jumped up and dived into the sea again, breaking through the waves in an instant, and the dragon's mouth Holding a big fish.
The big fish was three meters long, struggling repeatedly in the dragon's mouth, but it looked like a shrimp in its mouth, bitten by the evil dragon several times, and swallowed on its back.
Ruyi cast a spell to separate the evil spirit, and the evil dragon was also huge. In comparison, an auspicious cloud in the mid-air was so small that it was almost inconspicuous.
The evil dragon tossed among the waves for a while, as if disturbed by something, his eyes suddenly fixed on one place, with a fierce light in his red pupils, and then burst out a loud dragon chant, and swooped down.
Ruyi let go of her spiritual sense early, although she didn't move, but everything around the world is in her mind, seeing the ferocity of the evil dragon rushing to the shore, she hurriedly kneaded the formula and chanted the mantra, a piece of brilliance unfolded behind her, like erecting a tower that cannot be seen from the top high wall.
The evil dragon came in a menacing manner, and it was in the midst of the lightning and flint. There was no time to dodge any, so it threw itself on the light curtain.The impact was so hard that there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and the dragon's horn broke off in response.
Before Ruyi took out the demon-binding rope, Sun Wukong jumped, almost landing on the head of the howling dragon in mid-air.
"Stupid loach, Grandpa Monkey is here to play with you."
Ruyi has long known that he is bold and active, so how could he be content to watch from the sidelines? It just so happens that Ruyi also has some doubts about this evil dragon, so she doesn't stop Monkey King from playing around.
Sun Wukong was already thin and small, and because of the pain of the broken horn, the evil dragon didn't even know it was being stepped on top of his head, and he just groaned and writhed.Sun Wukong stepped on the smooth scales, but his steps were light and nimble. He came to the place where the Evil Jiao Tianling Gai was, hugged a piece of scale armor with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, and punched Evil Jiao's head with all his strength.
He is small in stature, but not weak in strength. This punch made a sharp hiss, and he seemed to be frantically shaking his head, but no matter how he swung it, he couldn't help it.
Sun Wukong hugged the dragon scale tightly, and laughed loudly, "Stupid loach, no matter how hard your head is, you can't take a punch from Grandpa Monkey."
After being repeatedly smashed on the top of the sky, even if the skull was not cracked, the evil dragon obviously couldn't bear Monkey King's strange power. There was a roar of pain, and the body of the dragon was almost twisted into a ball, trying to catch the nasty monkey on its head. .But although he has minions, he can't reach the monkey on top of his head, which is not as big as his toe.
Sun Wukong punched him a few times, but he couldn't hurt the evil dragon's life. He still remembered that this time he and Ruyi were taking the monster together. At this time, he had enough of playing around. Hit by a piece of black horned scales on Jiaolong's neck.
The horned scales are smaller than the other scales, but they are shiny and shiny, especially attractive among the red scales.
Monkey King jumped over and pulled the black horned scales off with his probe.
The evil dragon that was still writhing let out a deafening roar, several times more horrific than before when the horn was broken and the head was smashed. The red dragon's body swelled with a huge ripple-like shock force, and the unsuspecting Monkey King flew out. .
Not yet able to avoid water, Monkey King, who was completely ignorant of water, uttered a monkey-specific exclamation, and fell into the sea with a "plop" like a stone.
And that evil dragon fell into the sea like a paper kite with a broken thread, its huge body hit the surface of the sea, and suddenly set off a huge wave.
Ruyi waved her hand and used magic to block the tsunami wave, otherwise this wave would hit the shore, and I don't know how many lives would be lost.
A green ribbon sprang out from the sleeve, and it grew in the wind, flying to Monkey King like a living thing, wrapping around his waist deftly.Another light pull to the bosom, dragged Monkey King back to the clouds.
Sun Wukong was caught off guard and choked several mouthfuls of seawater, and now he was sitting on the cloud and coughing again and again.At this time, he even took a peek at Ruyi, moved his buttocks and twisted his body, only letting Ruyi's wet monkey hair dry.
Ruyi felt distressed and funny seeing him in distress, knowing that he was arrogant and thin-skinned, so she suppressed a smile and said, "Although the dragon has not yet transformed into a dragon, the Nilin is also a vital thing. If you are cruel, give it to him." Pull it out."
Sun Wukong felt ashamed and embarrassed at first, but when he heard what Ruyi said, he immediately forgot the embarrassment just now, stood up and shook his wet hair, and presented the treasure with the black horned scales, "Look, senior sister, The scales are moist and shiny, but they look good?"
Ruyi glanced at it, and saw that the black horn scales had a pearl-colored luster, which was a good crafting item, but there was a hint of evilness hidden in the black.
"It's really good, you have a good vision." A little bit of evil, Ruyi didn't notice it at all, since Monkey King liked it, she just went back and helped him.
"That's it," Sun Wukong smiled more happily, and stretched out his hand a little more, "Since the senior sister agreed, let me make you a gadget."
Ruyi looked at the horned scales that were close at hand, her eyes were a little at a loss, no one had ever given her anything except the master, and she didn't know whether to accept or reject for a moment.
Seeing that Ruyi didn't speak, Sun Wukong thought it was not in line with her, and scratched the hair on his head a little annoyedly. Just as he was about to say something, he glanced to the side and smiled again, "Oh, this stupid loach wants to run away?"
Jiaolong was pulled out by Sun Wukong, and almost lost half of his life. His body, which was originally nearly [-] meters long, shrank to a size of two meters, and sneaked out of the bottom of the sea.
Although he became small, to Ruyi, he was the same as before. With a flick of his wrist, the demon-binding rope followed after him, tied him up firmly, and flew back to Ruyi like a twist.
"Let me go!" The dragon landed on the top of the cloud, and even spouted words, struggling and twisting, while cursing angrily, "You cultivators are despicable and shameless, if you have the ability to withdraw the spell, fight me again!"
"Hey," Sun Wu was overjoyed, stepped forward and kicked the dragon, but he didn't use much force, he just cursed back, "You loach is so shameless, you lose when you lose, what's the fuss about it?"
"If you don't rely on spells, you can catch me!" Jiaolong was still unconvinced, but he couldn't break free from the bondage, and could only lie there cursing.
Ruyi saw that his eyes were clear, although they were still red and fiery pupils, but there was less tyranny.With some comprehension in my heart, I said, "So what if you use a spell, if you are not a natural dragon, where did you get your tyrannical body and overwhelming ability?"
Jiaolong was still angry, but when Ruyi said it, his throat choked up, and after a few breaths of silence, he said in a deep voice, "Anyway, I've been caught by you, cramped and skinned, whatever you want."
Sun Wukong also felt that something was wrong, they were obviously here to collect the monsters, why did this evil dragon look like he was being bullied, and kicked the dragon lightly, "You monster, you have done a lot of evil, and now you are showing a pitiful look to whom? look."
"Doing a lot of evil," Jiaolong laughed, with a face that could hardly express any expression, he could see a sarcastic expression, "So what about you, what are you talking about to subdue demons and eliminate demons, it's not for your own selfish desires, a hypocritical appearance of compassion Underneath, what kind of ugly face is it!"
Chitong turned around, stared at Sun Wukong and said, "Take care of yourself, say I'm a monster, what are you!"
A fierce light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and his white fangs bared out.
"It doesn't matter whether it's true or not, it's a fact that you have harmed the world and caused innocent mortals to suffer and die," Ruyi stretched out her hand to block Monkey King behind her, and said to Jiaolong in a business-like tone, "I miss you doing this karma because It is caused by entanglement and loss of sanity due to resentment, so I will not take your life, but take you back and hand over to the patriarch."
Hearing that Ruyi said that he was entangled in resentment, Jiaolong's fierce eyes suddenly froze, then softened a little, and he stopped struggling.Ruyi took out an ocher red peach core, chanted a mantra, and put the dragon into the core.
After accepting Jiaolong, Ruyi was a little worried that what she said just now would hurt Monkey King, but when she looked over, the hostility in Monkey King's eyes no longer existed.
As if he wasn't the one who was vicious just now, Monkey King reached out and took the peach pit in Ruyi's palm, "What is this?" He raised it to his ear and shook it violently, "Why didn't it sound?"
Ruyi laughed, "If it really makes a difference, you will give him a lot of trouble these few times."
"If it really rings, I will shake it a hundred or eighty times to let him know how powerful I am."
"Stingy." Seeing that he didn't seem to care at all, Ruyi was relieved, stretched out her hand to touch his head and smiled, "It's over, let's go back."
"Senior sister has a lot of magic weapons. Last time I saw you, you used this jade pot to capture the fox demon. Why did you use this peach pit today?"
Sun Wukong didn't seem to hear Ruyi's words, so he said something on his own, and returned the peach core to Ruyi, but his hands grabbed the double-eared jade pot on Ruyi's waist, and played with it by her belt, "said Come to think of it, this jade pot is somewhat similar to the Yuhu Peak where my senior sister lives."
Ruyi let him hold it tightly, and explained softly, "It's just for different purposes. If you receive it in this jade pot, after 33 breaths, it will be reduced to ashes."
"It's amazing," Sun Wukong praised in surprise, rolled his eyes, and squeezed Ruyi's waist with his arms while smiling, "Good senior sister, can you lend me a few days to play with?"
"You can also give it to you." Ruyi took off the jade pot and handed it to Monkey King.
She was so straightforward, Sun Wukong couldn't believe it, scratched the back of his hand, and asked a little itchy, "Sister, don't play riddles, this treasure is really for me?"
"Yes," Ruyi said with a smile, "but whether it suits you or not, I don't care."
☆、Daily life in the Three Realms ([-])
The author has something to say: This can be regarded as another story under the same main line setting and character setting.
Originally, the location of the praise was to be a peach heart, but the display was garbled QAQ
PS: Asking for comments, actually I like to discuss QAQ with everyone
System prompt: Welcome to the Three Realms circle of friends.
clairvoyance:
Longevity, I just saw a monkey burst out of a stone by the East Sea, its eyes were so golden that it almost blinded my titanium alloy dog eyes.
[with photos]
---Shunfeng Er: Aren't you going to report to His Majesty first?
---Subhuti at ease: Passing by~
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers
--- Clairvoyance replied to Gautama Siddhartha: Who is this guy?
--- Gautama Siddhartha replied to Clairvoyance: …
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I am on vacation today, so I won’t be going, so please help me to say something.
--- Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: What do you want me to say? I just heard that a monkey exploded from a stone in the East China Sea, spitting out golden light, and almost deafened my titanium alloy dog ears.
---Tengu Shiri: None of my business!
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: I already know...
---Clairvoyance: Has anyone noticed that His Majesty's nickname is missing two words?And who the hell is Gautama Siddhartha?
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful, the Jade Emperor, the Great Tianzun, Xuan Qiong Gao: Clairvoyance, your vacation is cancelled!
Monkey King:
Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave and Heaven
Frost and snow have no fear, thunder is never heard
Haze always shines, auspicious every steamed
The pine and bamboo show off every year, and the exotic flowers are new every day
[with photos]
|Praise|: Tongbei ape, Feng Ruyi
---Tongbei Ape: Your Majesty is so talented!
---Feng Ruyi: The demon is passing by, the picture is very beautiful.
--- clairvoyance: plagiarism, shameless plagiarism.
---The Monkey King replied to Clairvoyance: Are you looking for a fight?
--- Clairvoyance replied to the Monkey King: Hit me if you have the ability~【Seduce】
---Judge: Hey, why didn't I find this guy's name, isn't that his real name?
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers
Monkey King:
The old white-tailed monkey died today, and he was not happy.
--- Gautama Siddhartha: 【Pass your hands in silence】
---Tongbei Ape: Your Majesty, I know there are third-class people who refuse to obey Hades.
---The Monkey King replied to Tongbei Ape: Which is the third class?
---Tongbei Ape replied to the Monkey King: Buddha, Immortal and Sacred.
---Clairvoyance: I know a lot about this monkey!
--- Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: By the way, aren't you on duty today?
--- Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I asked Guangmu Tianwang to help me represent the class.
---Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: Oh, where are you then?
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfeng Er: ...I won't tell you.
---Monkey King: Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, let me die!
---Clairvoyance replied to the Monkey King: You are so arrogant, I am a god, do you know, believe it or not, I will beat you back to stone in minutes!
---Feng Ruyi replied to Clairvoyance: I didn't hear what you said?
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Are you also a fairy?
---Feng Ruyi's reply to the Monkey King: I guess so.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Then where are you?
Monkey King: Children, I'm going out to sea to find immortals!
|Like|: Tongbei Ape
---Feng Ruyi: Pay attention to safety and have a good journey.
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
---Subhuti at ease: Passing by~
---Escape the shell of the golden cicada: Master, have you gone out for a walk again?How did you become interested in a monkey?
---Judge: Ask for the name of this monkey, wait online, urgent!
---Bai Wuchang replied to the judge: Go ask and listen.
---The judge replied to Bai Wuchang: I asked, and Truth answered me with three words.
---Hei Wuchang replied to the judge: If you have something to say, finish it at once!
---The judge replied to Hei Wuchang: I can't afford to mess with it.
---Bai Wuchang replied to the judge: ...then you are really dedicated.
---Ao Lie: Even monkeys have to become immortals, so what are we dragons!
---Xihai Xiaoyaozi replied to Ao Lie: Son, can you go home and talk about this kind of thing?
---Ao Lie replied to Xihai Xiaoyaozi: Father, did you write your name like this to prevent people from knowing it? It's really embarrassing!
System prompt: 【Xihai Xiaoyaozi】renamed to 【Xihai Dragon King】
---The Dragon King of Xihai replied to Ao Lie: Come home, you disobedient son!
--- Clairvoyance: Strange, so many people pay attention to a monkey going out to sea?
---Dragon King of the East China Sea replied to Clairvoyance: Indeed, isn’t it just a monkey? By the way, where did this monkey come from?
---Clairvoyance: ...your neighbor.
---The Dragon King of the East China Sea replied to Clairvoyance: [Surprised]
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Where are you, fairy?
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: Are you rowing, the sea is windy, don't be distracted.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Where are you?
The big fish was three meters long, struggling repeatedly in the dragon's mouth, but it looked like a shrimp in its mouth, bitten by the evil dragon several times, and swallowed on its back.
Ruyi cast a spell to separate the evil spirit, and the evil dragon was also huge. In comparison, an auspicious cloud in the mid-air was so small that it was almost inconspicuous.
The evil dragon tossed among the waves for a while, as if disturbed by something, his eyes suddenly fixed on one place, with a fierce light in his red pupils, and then burst out a loud dragon chant, and swooped down.
Ruyi let go of her spiritual sense early, although she didn't move, but everything around the world is in her mind, seeing the ferocity of the evil dragon rushing to the shore, she hurriedly kneaded the formula and chanted the mantra, a piece of brilliance unfolded behind her, like erecting a tower that cannot be seen from the top high wall.
The evil dragon came in a menacing manner, and it was in the midst of the lightning and flint. There was no time to dodge any, so it threw itself on the light curtain.The impact was so hard that there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and the dragon's horn broke off in response.
Before Ruyi took out the demon-binding rope, Sun Wukong jumped, almost landing on the head of the howling dragon in mid-air.
"Stupid loach, Grandpa Monkey is here to play with you."
Ruyi has long known that he is bold and active, so how could he be content to watch from the sidelines? It just so happens that Ruyi also has some doubts about this evil dragon, so she doesn't stop Monkey King from playing around.
Sun Wukong was already thin and small, and because of the pain of the broken horn, the evil dragon didn't even know it was being stepped on top of his head, and he just groaned and writhed.Sun Wukong stepped on the smooth scales, but his steps were light and nimble. He came to the place where the Evil Jiao Tianling Gai was, hugged a piece of scale armor with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, and punched Evil Jiao's head with all his strength.
He is small in stature, but not weak in strength. This punch made a sharp hiss, and he seemed to be frantically shaking his head, but no matter how he swung it, he couldn't help it.
Sun Wukong hugged the dragon scale tightly, and laughed loudly, "Stupid loach, no matter how hard your head is, you can't take a punch from Grandpa Monkey."
After being repeatedly smashed on the top of the sky, even if the skull was not cracked, the evil dragon obviously couldn't bear Monkey King's strange power. There was a roar of pain, and the body of the dragon was almost twisted into a ball, trying to catch the nasty monkey on its head. .But although he has minions, he can't reach the monkey on top of his head, which is not as big as his toe.
Sun Wukong punched him a few times, but he couldn't hurt the evil dragon's life. He still remembered that this time he and Ruyi were taking the monster together. At this time, he had enough of playing around. Hit by a piece of black horned scales on Jiaolong's neck.
The horned scales are smaller than the other scales, but they are shiny and shiny, especially attractive among the red scales.
Monkey King jumped over and pulled the black horned scales off with his probe.
The evil dragon that was still writhing let out a deafening roar, several times more horrific than before when the horn was broken and the head was smashed. The red dragon's body swelled with a huge ripple-like shock force, and the unsuspecting Monkey King flew out. .
Not yet able to avoid water, Monkey King, who was completely ignorant of water, uttered a monkey-specific exclamation, and fell into the sea with a "plop" like a stone.
And that evil dragon fell into the sea like a paper kite with a broken thread, its huge body hit the surface of the sea, and suddenly set off a huge wave.
Ruyi waved her hand and used magic to block the tsunami wave, otherwise this wave would hit the shore, and I don't know how many lives would be lost.
A green ribbon sprang out from the sleeve, and it grew in the wind, flying to Monkey King like a living thing, wrapping around his waist deftly.Another light pull to the bosom, dragged Monkey King back to the clouds.
Sun Wukong was caught off guard and choked several mouthfuls of seawater, and now he was sitting on the cloud and coughing again and again.At this time, he even took a peek at Ruyi, moved his buttocks and twisted his body, only letting Ruyi's wet monkey hair dry.
Ruyi felt distressed and funny seeing him in distress, knowing that he was arrogant and thin-skinned, so she suppressed a smile and said, "Although the dragon has not yet transformed into a dragon, the Nilin is also a vital thing. If you are cruel, give it to him." Pull it out."
Sun Wukong felt ashamed and embarrassed at first, but when he heard what Ruyi said, he immediately forgot the embarrassment just now, stood up and shook his wet hair, and presented the treasure with the black horned scales, "Look, senior sister, The scales are moist and shiny, but they look good?"
Ruyi glanced at it, and saw that the black horn scales had a pearl-colored luster, which was a good crafting item, but there was a hint of evilness hidden in the black.
"It's really good, you have a good vision." A little bit of evil, Ruyi didn't notice it at all, since Monkey King liked it, she just went back and helped him.
"That's it," Sun Wukong smiled more happily, and stretched out his hand a little more, "Since the senior sister agreed, let me make you a gadget."
Ruyi looked at the horned scales that were close at hand, her eyes were a little at a loss, no one had ever given her anything except the master, and she didn't know whether to accept or reject for a moment.
Seeing that Ruyi didn't speak, Sun Wukong thought it was not in line with her, and scratched the hair on his head a little annoyedly. Just as he was about to say something, he glanced to the side and smiled again, "Oh, this stupid loach wants to run away?"
Jiaolong was pulled out by Sun Wukong, and almost lost half of his life. His body, which was originally nearly [-] meters long, shrank to a size of two meters, and sneaked out of the bottom of the sea.
Although he became small, to Ruyi, he was the same as before. With a flick of his wrist, the demon-binding rope followed after him, tied him up firmly, and flew back to Ruyi like a twist.
"Let me go!" The dragon landed on the top of the cloud, and even spouted words, struggling and twisting, while cursing angrily, "You cultivators are despicable and shameless, if you have the ability to withdraw the spell, fight me again!"
"Hey," Sun Wu was overjoyed, stepped forward and kicked the dragon, but he didn't use much force, he just cursed back, "You loach is so shameless, you lose when you lose, what's the fuss about it?"
"If you don't rely on spells, you can catch me!" Jiaolong was still unconvinced, but he couldn't break free from the bondage, and could only lie there cursing.
Ruyi saw that his eyes were clear, although they were still red and fiery pupils, but there was less tyranny.With some comprehension in my heart, I said, "So what if you use a spell, if you are not a natural dragon, where did you get your tyrannical body and overwhelming ability?"
Jiaolong was still angry, but when Ruyi said it, his throat choked up, and after a few breaths of silence, he said in a deep voice, "Anyway, I've been caught by you, cramped and skinned, whatever you want."
Sun Wukong also felt that something was wrong, they were obviously here to collect the monsters, why did this evil dragon look like he was being bullied, and kicked the dragon lightly, "You monster, you have done a lot of evil, and now you are showing a pitiful look to whom? look."
"Doing a lot of evil," Jiaolong laughed, with a face that could hardly express any expression, he could see a sarcastic expression, "So what about you, what are you talking about to subdue demons and eliminate demons, it's not for your own selfish desires, a hypocritical appearance of compassion Underneath, what kind of ugly face is it!"
Chitong turned around, stared at Sun Wukong and said, "Take care of yourself, say I'm a monster, what are you!"
A fierce light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and his white fangs bared out.
"It doesn't matter whether it's true or not, it's a fact that you have harmed the world and caused innocent mortals to suffer and die," Ruyi stretched out her hand to block Monkey King behind her, and said to Jiaolong in a business-like tone, "I miss you doing this karma because It is caused by entanglement and loss of sanity due to resentment, so I will not take your life, but take you back and hand over to the patriarch."
Hearing that Ruyi said that he was entangled in resentment, Jiaolong's fierce eyes suddenly froze, then softened a little, and he stopped struggling.Ruyi took out an ocher red peach core, chanted a mantra, and put the dragon into the core.
After accepting Jiaolong, Ruyi was a little worried that what she said just now would hurt Monkey King, but when she looked over, the hostility in Monkey King's eyes no longer existed.
As if he wasn't the one who was vicious just now, Monkey King reached out and took the peach pit in Ruyi's palm, "What is this?" He raised it to his ear and shook it violently, "Why didn't it sound?"
Ruyi laughed, "If it really makes a difference, you will give him a lot of trouble these few times."
"If it really rings, I will shake it a hundred or eighty times to let him know how powerful I am."
"Stingy." Seeing that he didn't seem to care at all, Ruyi was relieved, stretched out her hand to touch his head and smiled, "It's over, let's go back."
"Senior sister has a lot of magic weapons. Last time I saw you, you used this jade pot to capture the fox demon. Why did you use this peach pit today?"
Sun Wukong didn't seem to hear Ruyi's words, so he said something on his own, and returned the peach core to Ruyi, but his hands grabbed the double-eared jade pot on Ruyi's waist, and played with it by her belt, "said Come to think of it, this jade pot is somewhat similar to the Yuhu Peak where my senior sister lives."
Ruyi let him hold it tightly, and explained softly, "It's just for different purposes. If you receive it in this jade pot, after 33 breaths, it will be reduced to ashes."
"It's amazing," Sun Wukong praised in surprise, rolled his eyes, and squeezed Ruyi's waist with his arms while smiling, "Good senior sister, can you lend me a few days to play with?"
"You can also give it to you." Ruyi took off the jade pot and handed it to Monkey King.
She was so straightforward, Sun Wukong couldn't believe it, scratched the back of his hand, and asked a little itchy, "Sister, don't play riddles, this treasure is really for me?"
"Yes," Ruyi said with a smile, "but whether it suits you or not, I don't care."
☆、Daily life in the Three Realms ([-])
The author has something to say: This can be regarded as another story under the same main line setting and character setting.
Originally, the location of the praise was to be a peach heart, but the display was garbled QAQ
PS: Asking for comments, actually I like to discuss QAQ with everyone
System prompt: Welcome to the Three Realms circle of friends.
clairvoyance:
Longevity, I just saw a monkey burst out of a stone by the East Sea, its eyes were so golden that it almost blinded my titanium alloy dog eyes.
[with photos]
---Shunfeng Er: Aren't you going to report to His Majesty first?
---Subhuti at ease: Passing by~
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers
--- Clairvoyance replied to Gautama Siddhartha: Who is this guy?
--- Gautama Siddhartha replied to Clairvoyance: …
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I am on vacation today, so I won’t be going, so please help me to say something.
--- Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: What do you want me to say? I just heard that a monkey exploded from a stone in the East China Sea, spitting out golden light, and almost deafened my titanium alloy dog ears.
---Tengu Shiri: None of my business!
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuan Qiong Gao: I already know...
---Clairvoyance: Has anyone noticed that His Majesty's nickname is missing two words?And who the hell is Gautama Siddhartha?
---High Heaven, the Great Sage, the Great Merciful, the Jade Emperor, the Great Tianzun, Xuan Qiong Gao: Clairvoyance, your vacation is cancelled!
Monkey King:
Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave and Heaven
Frost and snow have no fear, thunder is never heard
Haze always shines, auspicious every steamed
The pine and bamboo show off every year, and the exotic flowers are new every day
[with photos]
|Praise|: Tongbei ape, Feng Ruyi
---Tongbei Ape: Your Majesty is so talented!
---Feng Ruyi: The demon is passing by, the picture is very beautiful.
--- clairvoyance: plagiarism, shameless plagiarism.
---The Monkey King replied to Clairvoyance: Are you looking for a fight?
--- Clairvoyance replied to the Monkey King: Hit me if you have the ability~【Seduce】
---Judge: Hey, why didn't I find this guy's name, isn't that his real name?
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers
Monkey King:
The old white-tailed monkey died today, and he was not happy.
--- Gautama Siddhartha: 【Pass your hands in silence】
---Tongbei Ape: Your Majesty, I know there are third-class people who refuse to obey Hades.
---The Monkey King replied to Tongbei Ape: Which is the third class?
---Tongbei Ape replied to the Monkey King: Buddha, Immortal and Sacred.
---Clairvoyance: I know a lot about this monkey!
--- Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: By the way, aren't you on duty today?
--- Clairvoyance replied to Shunfenger: I asked Guangmu Tianwang to help me represent the class.
---Shunfenger replied to Clairvoyance: Oh, where are you then?
---Clairvoyance replied to Shunfeng Er: ...I won't tell you.
---Monkey King: Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, let me die!
---Clairvoyance replied to the Monkey King: You are so arrogant, I am a god, do you know, believe it or not, I will beat you back to stone in minutes!
---Feng Ruyi replied to Clairvoyance: I didn't hear what you said?
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Are you also a fairy?
---Feng Ruyi's reply to the Monkey King: I guess so.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Then where are you?
Monkey King: Children, I'm going out to sea to find immortals!
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---Feng Ruyi: Pay attention to safety and have a good journey.
--- Siddhartha Gautama: Onlookers.
---Subhuti at ease: Passing by~
---Escape the shell of the golden cicada: Master, have you gone out for a walk again?How did you become interested in a monkey?
---Judge: Ask for the name of this monkey, wait online, urgent!
---Bai Wuchang replied to the judge: Go ask and listen.
---The judge replied to Bai Wuchang: I asked, and Truth answered me with three words.
---Hei Wuchang replied to the judge: If you have something to say, finish it at once!
---The judge replied to Hei Wuchang: I can't afford to mess with it.
---Bai Wuchang replied to the judge: ...then you are really dedicated.
---Ao Lie: Even monkeys have to become immortals, so what are we dragons!
---Xihai Xiaoyaozi replied to Ao Lie: Son, can you go home and talk about this kind of thing?
---Ao Lie replied to Xihai Xiaoyaozi: Father, did you write your name like this to prevent people from knowing it? It's really embarrassing!
System prompt: 【Xihai Xiaoyaozi】renamed to 【Xihai Dragon King】
---The Dragon King of Xihai replied to Ao Lie: Come home, you disobedient son!
--- Clairvoyance: Strange, so many people pay attention to a monkey going out to sea?
---Dragon King of the East China Sea replied to Clairvoyance: Indeed, isn’t it just a monkey? By the way, where did this monkey come from?
---Clairvoyance: ...your neighbor.
---The Dragon King of the East China Sea replied to Clairvoyance: [Surprised]
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Where are you, fairy?
---Feng Ruyi replied to the Monkey King: Are you rowing, the sea is windy, don't be distracted.
---The Monkey King replied to Feng Ruyi: Where are you?
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