Let the Earth go, he's still a child

"But what you are doing is obviously the work of the chief executive. If you think the name San Dezi is not pleasant, then let me change the metaphor. How about Li Lianying? The name is wet." The class is too earthy, almost as tacky as the organic fertilizer advertisements posted on the walls in rural areas.Aihua pondered for a while, and said: "And now the United Nations says you are the chief secretary of Chairman Optimus Prime, actually, I think, the name of secretary is even more unpleasant. In my hometown, we call this the little secretary, which is popular. That is the second aunt."

"Please spare me..." Jazz looked up to the sky and said helplessly.Although his figure is indeed the petite among the Autobots on Earth, he is obviously more masculine than the Bumblebee, the mother-in-law's ambulance, and the dying iron skin from a million-year-old point of view. It's comparing him to some guy with no docking equipment.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, then tell me about the Autobots who came this time." Seeing that Jazz has been reluctant to go out, as if he was avoiding someone, Aihua simply squatted down with his hands Looking up at him, dragging her cheeks.

Jazz breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he doesn't continue to dwell on the topic just now: "The guys brought by the Cocklebur this time are good fighters, and they each have their own strengths. They are overwhelmingly inferior in numbers, but these guys with specialties in various fields also cause internal troubles and are prone to mistakes, especially some of them are headaches.” Thinking of what happened some time ago, the Jazz Just a headache.

"Did anything happen before I came back?" Aihua was sensitive to the helplessness in Jazz's tone.

"Among the people brought by the Cang'er, there was a guy named Hengpao. He was a disciple of Tiepi, but he didn't obey the leader's command. He left the team without authorization, and blindly chased and killed the Decepticons who had a personal hatred with him. And in the process, he did not hesitate to destroy the human city. Fortunately, it did not cause a catastrophe, and was beaten up by the Avengers before..."

When Jazz said this, a gloating smile appeared on his face, and he even said in a brisk tone: "Hey, the rebellious little guy is now being given psychological counseling by the old customs confinement, but I think that guy would rather be bullied by Batian now." Huyi shot to death. Hey, the old man is Tongtianxiao. He and Optimus Prime are the same type of Transformers, and they are somewhat similar in appearance, but the guy is painted in white with a layer of blue on the outside. A, anyway, you will definitely not admit it wrong. That guy is very dogmatic, and he likes to go online at every turn, you'd better follow him when you see him later, otherwise he will talk endlessly."

"Oh..." Aihua nodded, and a head teacher version of Optimus Prime wearing an ascetic suit, wearing sunglasses, stepping on high heels and waving a whip emerged in his mind.

"This time there are also the three sisters of Alcie. They are female autobots. They got along with Natasha and Diana not long after they came here. Now they are dragging Karak to go shopping." After all, Natasha and Diana There are only two people, and they can’t ride the three motorcycles transformed by the three sisters, and the projections from their optical mimicry can’t carry things. Before seeing Clark’s size, he was aggrieved riding a female motorcycle, and they laughed like crazy. .

These guys are bullying honest people...

"What else?" Aihua asked enthusiastically.

"The following is a brief introduction." Jazz also imitated Aihua's movement and squatted down, dragging his chin with both hands and said: "A group of headache slags, there is nothing to talk about."

Aihua, who was also squatting and resting his chin, tilted his head and glanced at Jazz's back, and asked, "You were forced to hide here by the slag?"

"That's different! I hide Jack and Ambulance. These two people must not be together! Ambulance was a famous scientist on Cybertron before he became the chief medical officer of the Autobots. The meeting of these two scientists is already scary, but now there are more nurses in the ambulance..." Jazz covered his head with one hand, as if he could already foresee his pale future.

"What's so scary about scientists..." Aiwa said a bit confused about Sir's words.

As soon as she finished speaking, an ambulance and another Cybertronian suddenly sprang out from behind Jazz, who was holding his head and sighing about his dark future. The weapon will flash green light when he is talking, and besides the weapon, he is also carrying other huge equipment that is not suitable for use on his back, but he does not seem to feel the weight, and the speed is still not inferior to the ambulance. I'm afraid it is the scientist jack that Sir said. (Note: Before the opening of the second part of the Transformers movie, many Autobots that did not appear in the movie appeared in the prequel comics, including Jack and Phantom, both of whom were seriously injured by the shock wave, but no ending was given, probably It will be the foreshadowing of the next few parts.)

It was too late to talk, and then saw the ambulance figure that Jazz often laughed at for his old arms and legs suddenly flashed, rushed to Jazz's side, set up a big net and bound him, and then said in a slightly excited tone: "Look! Well, Jack, Jazz's serious injury actually healed on his own, and a strange smell appeared on his body while healed, can you imagine, he actually smoked Megatron away with this smell!"

"That's right, it's really worth researching." The receivers on both sides of Jack's head were connected to his audio, and the green light kept flashing while he was speaking.He turned his gaze, looked at Aihua opposite Jazz, and said, "A strange local life form?"

"It's Aihua, you're back!" Only then did the ambulance find Aihua slowly, but at this moment, he was obviously preoccupied with studying jazz, and after a hasty greeting with Aihua, he went I went to the laboratory with great enthusiasm.Along the way, Jazz, who was packed in a sack, kept struggling, and a long trail was dragged out on the ground...

"Let go of my ambulance, I have to study tactics with Tong Tianxiao!"

"In fact, Tong Tianxiao has already approved it."

"Sir, you are contributing to the vast number of body odor sufferers on Cybertron, and donate generously like a soldier."

"Who are you kidding Jack! Cybertronians don't have body odour!"

"Now, you are the first."

"..."

……

The jazz's cry gradually faded away. After they entered the laboratory, Aihua stood up and walked out from the back of the base carrying the souvenirs brought from the space station.Because there are many more garrison soldiers and Autobots, this big home has become more lively. As soon as Aihua appeared, people kept saying hello to her.Unexpectedly, Steve and Baji were not in the yard, and the first one to come out of the villa was Bruce who had been living in the monitoring room all year round.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. has a mission, and Steve and Baji haven't come back yet." As if he had a mind-reading ability, Bruce had already explained without Eduardo needing to say.

"Baji is not an employee of S.H.I.E.L.D., the director's friendship kidnapping is really unkind, I have to talk to him later."

Before Edward and Bruce could say a few words, they saw Optimus Prime rushing over. He still had bullet marks on his body. It was obvious that he had just fought the Decepticons. During this time, they traveled all over the world to search for hiding places. The tigers from all over the place were defeated one by one.Seeing Aihua coming back, Optimus Prime was surprised at first, and his face softened a little, he greeted Aihua first, and then he said to Bruce: "Sorry Bruce, I heard about the horizontal cannon, he gave You are causing trouble." Some time ago, Hengpao had been chasing and killing the Decepticon's Bonebreaker, destroying the homes of many Earth residents on the way, and this huge compensation was quietly added by Bruce.If it wasn't for Director Fury's intentional disclosure this time, hoping to promote the cooperation between the two parties, he really doesn't know how much Bruce has paid for them in secret.

Bruce didn't care, and said, "You don't need to worry about a small amount of [-] to [-] million."

"..." For some reason, Aihua suddenly wanted to beat him up.

When Optimus Prime was talking, the Autobots who followed him back from his expedition had already transformed and disbanded. Only one Cybertronian who was the same size as Optimus Prime walked up to Optimus Prime with a cold face resembling the twelfth lunar month. Half a step behind Tianzhu, he looked indifferent, his blue and white paint had been cleaned up, the moment he saw Aihua, he said: "It's you."

"This voice... ah! You are that kind person from the previous space station!" Aihua said in surprise.

"I have to remind you that it is a very dangerous and reckless act for the local life form to go to the universe alone with the power of the earthlings. You made me feel the blind self-confidence and lack of discipline of the local life form on this planet." There was obvious reproach in Tong Tianxiao's tone.Seeing that his tone was too harsh, Optimus Prime next to him stopped him from continuing, and explained to Aihua: "Aihua, this is my adjutant Tong Tianxiao, he has no malicious intentions..."

"I know, he cares about me." As long as he can feel the true meaning of the other party's words, Aihua doesn't care what expression he uses, and turns his head and smiles: "Thank you for the cloak."

"I'm just performing my duties." Tong Tianxiao still had that indifferent face.

Seeing this, Aihua approached Optimus Prime quietly, and said in a low voice: "I thought you were serious and boring at first, but after meeting him, I suddenly found that Brother Zhuzi, you are really lively, smart, mischievous and smart."

"..." Brother Zhuzi was speechless.

Although Tong Tianxiao heard Aihua's words, he just glanced at Optimus Prime, then frowned and didn't say much, but when he heard Aihua's lively, smart, naughty and clever words, his expression changed suddenly, he never said anything. He took out a small game console from his body, and said, "Local life form, this is something that dropped from you earlier. I hope you can explain this thing." He clicked on the button, and a Jumping and jumping Megatron.

When the game console was taken out, Bumblebee who was still outside quickly hid in the house, but Aihua, the chief planner, said calmly: "It's a game, and many people on the earth are playing it."

Tong Tianxiao didn't see any other clues on Aihua's face for a long time, he looked away, and said to Optimus Prime with a slightly subtle expression: "Sir, I think that with the current state of technology of people on earth, it is impossible to do such a thing." This level of game, behind this game, there must be Cybertronians playing tricks, we must be vigilant."

As soon as these words came out, the small wings of the bumblebee hiding in the house began to tremble non-stop, while Aihua remained calm.Optimus Prime said: "I have observed the earth's culture for a long time, and found that human beings are indeed used to softening everything negative, which may allow them to eliminate their fear, and Jazz has also investigated it, and he is sure that there is no suspicious trace behind it. Tong Tianxiao, you have just come to Earth, and you are not familiar with the local civilization, and there are many capable people and strangers on Earth, and they have abilities that cannot be underestimated."

The serious brother Zhuzi doesn't know that his adjutant Sir is one of the screenwriters of this magical game.

"Perhaps my cognition has been wrong, but I still have objections to the fact that people on earth ascended to the universe with their current armed forces." Tong Tianxiao glanced at Aihua and said: "Before the earth country—the country of America In the document passed to me, they asked to cooperate with the Cybertronians, and hoped that we would help transform weapons and spaceships to help the current human beings gain a firm foothold in the universe, but I also rejected this proposal, and described in writing two The specific reason for the ten thousand pages, sir, do you want to read it in advance."

"...No, you can just deal with it." The rabbit ear receiver on Optimus Prime's head was carried behind his head.

Aihua suddenly understood why Jazz said that Celestial Dawn is very suitable for this job, and now the human government should probably be crying.

……

Recently, Her Majesty Megatron’s marriage-seeking game, which has been popular all over the world, suddenly experienced a drastic ranking change a few days ago. The powerful sound board (sound wave), which seemed to be invincible, fell from the first place in the ranking. In the second place, Iron Man (Tony) who was originally following him also slipped to No.3!

A terrifying point grabber suddenly descended from the sky, looted most of the high-level users' points overnight, and successfully climbed to the top of each list!Originally, the posts on the official forum were all scolding the soundboard and Iron Man, but now they have all changed their targets.Open this person's personal space, and all the messages are throwing emoticons and cursing.

But only Soundboard and Iron Man understand how terrible this man who has somehow reached the top of the list is!In terms of IQ, it can be said that Sonic Bo and Tony surpassed most of the universe, but they were completely robbed by this guy who appeared out of nowhere.Both of these two people were on guard for a moment, they couldn't imagine how terrible it would be if this person became their enemy!

So, after being robbed of most of the points, Tony and Sonic cooperated in unison, trying to attack the sudden predator together!But what was shocking was that not only did they not get back their lost points, but the remaining points were also emptied!

terrible!

Who is this guy who appeared out of nowhere! !

Who snatched the queen throne of His Majesty Megatron!

……

At this time, in the Decepticon base, Sheng Bo silently stared at the screen, looking at the No.1 user information on the leaderboard, feeling complicated.

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