Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Generally, the most lively day of Chinese New Year is not the first day of the new year, but New Year's Eve. After the Spring Festival couplets are posted, a group of big bear children get together and set off firecrackers in the open space. Cannon, Little Bee, Ertijiao, Flash Thunder, Sky-Changing Monkey, and Pao Pao can be consumed in a truckload, and there is no need to worry about hurting people in the valley without going to the village or behind the shop. The group is all superheroes, so you don't even have to worry about fire.After putting on new clothes, a group of guys in red, willow and green were clattering outside. If their ages were ignored, it really felt like the Huajia village was on winter vacation.

When it comes to the folded patterned padded jacket made by Aihua himself, compared to some decent guys, Clark has no resistance, just said thank you and went out wearing the patterned padded jacket.Dr. Banner and Steve, who are not good at rejecting people, also didn’t say much, let alone refuse any gift from Aihua. Friends from extraterrestrials don’t know much about the aesthetics of the earth, and Dress frankly.Americans already have cells that pursue excitement and novelty. After Aihua took it out, although they knew that they looked very curious, but the little spiders had no psychological barriers in their clothes, and even ran out for a walk in the Jazz, specially Going to the city has stimulated the attention of city dwellers.In the end, even Bruce put on a cotton-padded jacket-colored windbreaker, and was hiding in the monitoring room staring at the computer like water.

It's a pity that Tony didn't come over this time, saying that he would have a romantic date after Pepper finished his work.However, Aihua was very considerate and asked Jarvis to use the unmanned aerial vehicle to pack the clothes and send them to the Stark Building, but thinking that this guy has ruined his work time and time again, he always complains about how he and Steve are. Old Popsicle, she couldn't help but play tricks on Jarvis's system. If Tony refused to wear this dress, his armor would be dyed the rainbow color of an erhu egg.

Hawkeye who was sitting in the living room pulled down the floral padded vest that was close to his body, and said, "The size is quite suitable..."

"That's good." Natasha came over with the washed fruit, with a smile on her lips, she stretched out her hand and pulled his collar and said, "I made this body of yours."

"..." Hawkeye looked dull.

Natasha reached out and slid his neck and said, "If you don't like it, you can take it off." Although she said so, she always felt that her tone was a little dangerous.

Hawkeye immediately bristled, shook his head and said, "It's very suitable, I am willing to wear it for a lifetime!"

Natasha smiled with satisfaction, and sat beside him and began to peel apples. Seeing this, Hawkeye moved the fruit plate in front of him and said, "Let me help you." He took the fruit knife in Natasha's hand and began to skillfully peel the fruit The thin layer of skin was separated from the flesh, and a pair of hands that had undergone the most rigorous training flexibly turned the red fruit into yellowish flesh. After peeling, he raised his head and smiled gently at Natasha, just about to When he started flirting, he saw a pot of potatoes falling from the sky and nearly knocked him on the head. He stepped back quickly, and saw the bumblebee pushing the potatoes towards him with innocent blue eyes, and the cut lines were played in the audio: "I've never seen such a soft sword... the world's number one swordsman, Hawkeye Mihawk!" It was obviously intercepting the words of One Piece Risoro.

Hawkeye was interrupted with a puzzled look on her face, Natasha put her finger on her nose and laughed secretly, while in the kitchen, Baji, who was wearing a cotton-padded jacket and an apron, stretched out his head and said, "Mihawk, you're good at knives, help me. I’ll peel potatoes.” Steve, who was also wearing a patterned cotton-padded jacket and apron, was sweating on his face, and his hands were still white, he followed Baji and explained apologetically, “I’m sorry, it’s too busy in the kitchen. busy."

Hawkeye looked down at the potato in his hand, and said after a while, "My name is Clinton Barton..." At the beginning, Edward called him that, but now the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. Forgot what my real name was.But peeling potatoes means peeling potatoes, anyway, Xiaona is by my side...Hawkeye comforted himself like this, while Bumblebee on the other side had already taken out two game consoles and handed them to Natasha, looking at her expectantly.

Natasha reached out to take one, tilted her head and asked, "Do you want me to play with you?" The bumblebee on the opposite side nodded, and Natasha looked around. Sure enough, everyone else ran out to set off firecrackers, and no one talked to them. Bumblebee plays the game.As for the small firecrackers played outside, they big guys can't play with them.So she nodded, got up and went to the game room with Bumblebee to play racing games.Only Hawkeye was left alone, and a big pot of unpeeled potatoes...

Mihawk: "..."

At this time, the kitchen was as busy as Steve said, and Aihua was waving his two knives to chop the minced meat at such a speed that his hands seemed to disappear.Next to her was a pot of prepared stuffing and a pot of semi-finished products. Dr. Banner was wondering if the dosage was enough with a salt shaker.Ba Ji, who was sitting at the bottom, was rolling the dough with one hand and kneading the noodles with the other, while Steve was making dumplings and chive boxes with the other hand.Diana ran to the balcony with a screaming wild boar, cut the throat, let the blood out, peeled off the fur, peeled off the internal organs, and then roasted the whole pig on the fire.Thor, the god of thunder who had just come down from Asgard, just happened to see this scene, so he made a way to go... Mother Queen!Goddesses of Olympus are terrible!

"Wait for Thor, bring these to Jane." Aihua ran out of the kitchen, first packed a pile of special flower-growing products such as stove candy and peach cakes, and then put the clothes belonging to Thor on the He said in his hand: "Wear new clothes for the Spring Festival, this one is for you."

Thor smiled boldly, untied his cloak, put on the cotton-padded jacket without even thinking about it, and said, "Thank you, although the aesthetics of the Zhongting people is a bit strange." He fumbled in his pocket, and said, "This is our Asgard's wine, ordinary humans will get drunk after just a drop, so let's cheer them up at night." He put the small wine bottle in Aihua's palm.

Then, Thor, who was wearing a big flowered padded jacket and a red cape carrying a pile of candies and snacks, left with a sledgehammer...

Aihua shook her hand at him, turned her head and ran into the big truck that Optimus Prime turned into, she stretched out her hand and dragged the front of the truck into it, saying: "Don't be idle, such a big and Strength, it’s a pity not to make rice cakes.” As he said, he dragged the front of the car up the steps, and the ambulance, which came out of the research room to breathe, retreated back in fright.

"Hey!" Jazz suddenly appeared behind the old rescuer, pretending to hug his shoulders and stick a word "Fu" on the back of his head, and then walked away as if nothing had happened.The iron sheet with two Spring Festival couplets pasted on the chest at the back suddenly felt balanced...

Inside the house, Aihua, Baji, Steve, Diana, and Banner were working enthusiastically in the kitchen, while Bumblebee and Natasha were playing games, and Hawkeye was struggling to peel half of the potatoes.In the yard, a group of bears were setting off firecrackers. Clark was checking whether there were any remaining flames. The ambulance chased Jazz all over the yard with a wrench. Optimus Prime cautiously held a small mallet, surrounded by a group of cats There are rice cakes under it.In the monitoring room, Jarvis, who received Tony's instructions, hacked Bruce's system. Now the desktop is a group of small Starks that will keep multiplying.

……

In everyone's anticipation, the sun finally set on the mountain. When Aihua served the last dish on the table, the whole table was in a bloody state.In contrast, the Autobots with fewer numbers are much more harmonious.The New Year's Eve dinner always tastes good when you watch TV while eating, so Aihua moved the table into the living room, a group of people scrambled for food, and complained about the Spring Festival Gala...

The Avengers, Justice League, and Autobots who were celebrating the New Year in the house did not know that several Chitauri star warships Leviathan had already docked in their headspace, circling dangerously.

"Is it right here?"

"Yes, my lord! Loki was defeated by this group of people below!"

On the Chitauri battleship Leviathan, a soldier bent over and reported to Colonel Chitauri standing at the front.

"Very good, launch an attack directly and blow them to death!" The Chitauri commanded coldly, ignoring the small and backward earthlings.

"Report, sir!" A technician on the battleship suddenly said, with a nervous expression, he pointed to the display screen and said, "Look quickly! There are all primitive explosives below!" He magnified the image on the screen hundreds of times , Inside were the truckloads of firecrackers sent by Stark and Wayne.After the battleship's system scanned the ingredients inside, it immediately issued a ding-ding-ding red alarm.

Colonel Chitauri gasped suddenly, and said: "Those lunatics actually put so much primitive gunpowder without insurance measures in their homes!"

"Colonel, if we launch an attack below, if we accidentally ignite these primitive gunpowder, the entire mountain range will be razed to the ground, and we won't be able to run away!" the soldier who came to report just now urged.

"I don't need you to tell me that!"

Colonel Chitauri looked down hesitantly, at this time a group of superheroes who had finished dinner ran out of the base one after another.Barry Allen grabbed the first firework to light with lightning speed, and the sky above the valley suddenly turned into a golden ocean.Chitauri's battleship was about to be exposed, so they hurriedly moved to a higher place to avoid the fireworks.

As beautiful sparks bloomed in the air, they soon realized something was wrong.

"My lord, these gunpowder are not lethal!"

"And you said, I saw it, very good! Ready to fire!"

The cannon barrels of the Chitauri Stars above were aimed at the bottom, and the situation of Aihua and the others suddenly became dangerous, but they still didn't know it, and they were still intoxicated in the joyful atmosphere of the New Year.At this dangerous time, suddenly!Ironhide came out and said, "I'll show you the fireworks on Cybertron. It's magnificent and won't pollute the atmosphere."

"We brought?" Jazz asked in surprise.

"No, the ambulance and I made some impromptu ones this afternoon." The iron sheet began to partially deform, and the two arms turned into cannons in an instant. Colorful liquids were reflected from the armor, exuding romantic fluorescence, and then he moved the cannons Head to the sky...

Just as the Chitauri were about to fire, Ironhide moved the valve——

boom--! !

Fireworks like a volcanic eruption sprang out like a giant dragon, covering the entire night sky in the blink of an eye, like burning the sky, igniting layers of virtual waves under the black curtain, and the Chitauri battleship exploded like this. With a loud bang, a large golden chrysanthemum exploded.The people below were immediately shocked by this spectacular scene, and they burst into thunderous applause, cheering for Iron Skin.

After the initial sea of ​​fire passed, the sky appeared in the color of the Northern Lights, and even the moon became extremely bright, like a fairyland.

"It's so beautiful..."

"Yes." As expected of Cybertron.

……

Gently the Chitauri go, as softly they came.

They exploded quietly, turning into clouds in the western sky.