Let the Earth go, he's still a child

If only Hibino came this time, the atmosphere would probably be more tense, but after a group of aliens got together, this group of guys who also do not belong to the earth, or are not ordinary humans get along much more harmoniously, after all Except for Bruce Wayne, they all have some little secrets that can't be humane to outsiders.A group of aliens exchanged their experiences on Earth, while Baji stood silently, grinding the coffee beans carefully and patiently with his hands, still reticent.

Bruce Wayne, like Baji, did not participate in the raging discussion next door. He lowered his eyes slightly, and gently stirred the coffee spoon with his fingers. When his pupils swept across Baji's face, he suddenly shrank. With just one glance, Wayne Notice the difference between Ba Ji and ordinary people. The calluses on the back of the hands and the soft tissues of the joints on the side of the fingers are almost the same. You have to stoop and stack your steps, walk silently and quickly, even if you are at home, you will subconsciously pay attention to the situation around you.And the baji in front of him is completely in line, even if he just glanced casually, he will subconsciously glance at him.

Wayne lowered his head after a brief moment of astonishment, but opened his lips and silently uttered a name——James Buchanan Barnes.This name belongs to the closest comrade-in-arms of Captain America who once saved the spirit and life of the American people, and he should have fallen into the sea at the end of World War II and died in the line of duty.Is there such a similar person in the world?They may be similar in appearance, but traces from the battlefield are difficult to imitate.

Wayne didn't say much, just lowered his head in thought, and stirred the coffee subconsciously. Suddenly he felt the light dim, and when he looked up, Baji looked at him expressionlessly and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Coffee, if you continue to stir it, it won't taste good." Ba Ji pointed to the cup of coffee that had been stirred cold.

Wayne lowered his head and looked down. Before he could speak, Clark on the opposite side explained for him: "Bruce, I told you to take a proper rest." After speaking, Clark smiled at Baji and said, "He's too tired. gone."

Baji nodded, and while changing him a new glass, he said righteously: "Use your brain often, drink six more walnuts."

Bruce was speechless, but Diana leaned over and said, "How do you drink the walnuts, hard ones or six?"

"Smash it open with a hammer, or... I have a good way to squeeze the door open." Barry Allen said.

"Why do you need a door and a hammer for such a small thing that can be broken with just a slight pinch?" Karak asked curiously.

"..." Because you are a superman.

Just when the atmosphere was a bit delicate, Aihua came over with a sack of things and said: "Are you interested in doing some exercise? I want to build a few more houses." She glanced at Optimus Prime's figure and said: " The tall ones can accommodate a lot of big guys."

A group of aliens immediately understood and readily agreed, but Optimus Prime postponed: "This is too troublesome, we can stay in the garage." After he finished speaking, he motioned for Jazz to step forward, and the latter followed suit, saying: "Yes Aiwa, you just fixed that garage the day before yesterday, and it’s already very spacious, I swear. By the way, I just got a good idea from Hal about that game, let’s think about it together.” Because of the number of Autobots In constant increase, Aiwa expanded many times.

Not being bypassed by Jazz's blunt change of subject, Aihua said: "Build a few more rooms for friends to live in when they come, and if conditions permit, let guests from extraterrestrials live in the collective big garage Inside, isn’t it quite rude? You only use vehicle-shaped vehicles, but you are mechanical lifeforms, and you should have corresponding living conditions and personal privacy. All lives should be respected, isn’t that what you said Optimus Prime." After she finished speaking, she put on a straight face, and said in a news broadcast tone: "We must work hard and implement all tasks in order to ensure the comprehensive development of positive energy and healthy thinking."

Optimus Prime was speechless after a passage, Jazz whispered to the ambulance and Tin Hornet: "She and Tong Tianxiao must be compatible."

"Do you want to get a big house for the Cybertronians to live in? Then let me help. Our Kingdom of Light is taller and bigger than them, so it's very convenient to make." Hibino Mirai pointed to himself and said, Mebius is 49 meters tall and weighs 35000 tons among the Ultra warriors in the Kingdom of Light, but he can only be regarded as a miniature.

"Stop making trouble, bro, can you still grow bigger? It's unscientific." Hal Jordan laughed.

"It's as if you are very scientific..." Barry Allen had just finished complaining when he heard Bruce Wayne say: "Being able to run at ten times the speed of light is not enough for today's human cognition. Very unscientific, to be honest, your presence has raped my physics..."

The future did not get angry because of doubts, but nodded with a smile and said: "I can grow bigger, and now I am only in the shape of a human body." , there is no future like a slider mushroom with a bright smile in place, only a giant of light covered in a leather case.Then, the transformed Ultraman lowered his head, his voice still belonged to the cheerful tone of the future, and said: "Friends, this is my real... ouch!"

There are no friends in the ground, there is only a piece of ruins. Aihua, Karak and others came out of the broken house in disgrace, and Optimus Prime was helping to move the bricks and cement slabs.

"Sorry QAQ..."

Well, now it has to be fully rebuilt.

While Optimus Prime and the others were busy working on the new house, Aiwa took Jazz and ran to the basement with a dark smile to tinker with the computer. Bruce also followed quietly, occasionally providing technical support.Then a few hours later, the official website of Her Majesty Queen Megatron released a love and inspirational game that is not limited to gender, suitable for all ages——Harem: Tyrant Meow Legend: Step by Step Noisy Core.

I have been paying attention to the sound wave of this stubborn website like Xiaoqiang, and downloaded this game at the first time, making every step of the way?Autobots are really crazy.Sonic clicked to download the game. After thinking about it, he decided to make a copy for Starscream, but the file name was changed to <Autobot's Conspiracy>. Sure enough, the next second after the transmission, Starscream chose to accept it.

Sonic clicks on the game——

In front of the head portrait of Megatron, who was dressed like a luxurious queen, came out a line of subtitles: "A long time ago, in the Batian Meow Empire, there was a little prince of Megatron. A city of people, and then a country of people.In a blink of an eye, Princess Megatron grew up, inherited the throne, and became the queen of the Tyrant Meow Empire.Her Majesty the Queen has just ascended the throne, the harem is empty, and the post is vacant, and she is recruiting beauties from all over the world, so you, who wholeheartedly adore His Majesty Megatron, do you want to participate in the draft? A. Willing to dedicate everything to His Majesty. B. Choose your uncle! 』

Sonic paused, and clicked "willing to dedicate everything to His Majesty".

Then the screen changed, and a large barren field appeared, with subtitles saying: "You have started the road to dominance in the harem, first of all, please make a fortune to attract your majesty's attention."First of all, the road you choose to get rich is - 1. Raising pigs. 2. Farming. 3. Scavengers. 4. Pick up big shit. 』

Sheng Bo found that this question was a trap, because the system did not prompt to select all, and most people might only choose one.So he decisively chose to select all, and thus harvested a piglet, a piece of wasteland, a large piece of garbage, and the shovel used by the excrement shoveler.

So the question is, how to get rich?

……

On the other hand, after Starscream received the game, he chose a completely different path from Sonic.

"...So you, who love His Majesty Megatron with all your heart, are you going to participate in the draft? A. Willing to dedicate everything to His Majesty. B. Choose your uncle! 』

Without even thinking about it, Starscream chose "B, choose your uncle." 』

Then, the game screen turned, and then Megatron's head portrait appeared and a particularly magical oh-he-he-he laughter. After Princess Megatron laughed enough, a subtitle popped up. "Megatron: This is the first time I've tried being rejected... Well, goblin, you've managed to get my attention. 』

Starscream felt that all the circuits in his body were about to fail, so he quickly clicked Next.The subtitles rolled again, Megatron: "If you deliberately tried to provoke me, then you succeeded!"You asked for it! 』

After finishing speaking, the game screen went black, and a palace appeared with subtitles on it: "You, playing hard to get, were dispatched to the Clothes Bureau. You need to wash your dragon underwear before you can see His Majesty Megatron again." 』

Starscream played here, stood up abruptly, and cursed: "The slag of Megatron, everywhere is a brain circuit obstacle of ten thousand years!"

"Starscream, how dare you scold me behind my back!" Megatron, who was charging near Starscream, pulled off the wire, raised his hand and shot Starscream, directly blasting him out of the room.

"..." Forgot that Megatron had thawed out, Starscream crawled up, feeling a little bitter in his core.