it's okay if you're stupid

The mobile phone rang "Ding Dong Ding Dong" like a reminder, Pei Xianyi rubbed Xie Zhi's forehead hair, full of doubts: "Sir, your hair is wet."

He sniffed again with the tip of his nose: "It's still fragrant."

……

The base of the ear seems to be a little hot.

Probably the fever has not subsided yet.

With a cold face, Xie Zhi stretched out two fingers, pressed against his forehead and pushed the head away: "Don't get so close."

"why?"

"Because you've grown up."

Pei Dabao was unhappy: "I don't want to grow up!"

Xie Zhi pinched the tip of his nose with pantothenic acid, picked up his phone: "It's late, let's protest in the next life."

[Dong Min: Why are you silent?Just kidding]

[Dong Wen: No matter who made the attack, the current attack is going towards that Sb, I will let people watch at all times, rest assured]

[Dong Min: I heard from little D that you have a fever, take a good rest, don't be willful]

Xie Zhi casually replied with a universal emoticon package.

Pei Xianyi glanced secretly, seeing that the name on it was not Li Jia, she was very satisfied, turned around and didn't know what to look for.

As he walked away, Xie Zhicai slid out to have a look, and it turned out that the person who frantically sent him messages was Li Hua.

Li Jia was on the set and only got her phone during the intermission. Seeing that the hot search for sexual harassment included Xie Zhi's name, she sent a long string of exclamation points.

[Li Jia: Did that SB harass you too?]

[Li Jia: Dare to bully you, am I easy to provoke when you are your father! ! ! 】

Xie Zhi was allergic to the word father, and sighed softly.

[Xie Zhi: Public figures, be cautious in your words and deeds]

【Li Jia:...】

【withdraw】

【withdraw】

【Xie Zhi: Brother Li, can you make a small sacrifice?】

[Li Jia:? 】

【Xie Zhi: It doesn't affect you, but it affects me】

【Li Jia: Oh, let’s sacrifice it】

Xie Zhi clicked on Li Jia's notes, paused with his fingertips, raised his eyes to scan Pei Xianyi's back, and typed "Teletubbies".

When Pei Xianyi came back, he glanced at his mobile phone vigilantly, his eyes lit up: "Sir, are you talking to the Teletubbies?"

"Ah."

The child is emotionally unstable, since Li Jia's name is so hateful, he might as well change it to something that Pei Dabao likes.

Xie Zhi doesn't want to go through "Please log in on your phone" again.

The flawless plan ended when Pei Xianyi stretched out her hand: "I want to talk to the Teletubbies too!"

Xie Zhi: "..."

"I'm hungry."

Xie Zhi indifferently buckled down his phone, ready to get up and go downstairs.

Pei Xianyi held him down, and found a hair dryer and a clean towel from nowhere, and they were quite proficient in using them: "Dry your hair first."

"I will do it myself."

"I've grown up, and I'll help the chief play."

The logic chain fell into an endless loop, five or six-year-old Pei Xianyi was not so easy to fool, Xie Zhi could only let him play.

After blowing it half dry and then changing to towel to dry it, Pei Xianyi had a great sense of accomplishment, bent down and kissed his soft black hair with a "chirp": "A reward for Pei Bao."

Xie Zhi raised his eyelids, expressionless: "Bao, stay away from me."

The two of them dragged their feet downstairs, and the auntie had already left, and the dining table left behind had two walls, with a clear distinction between light and spicy.

As soon as she sat down, the doorbell rang, and Pei Xianyi volunteered to get up to open the door.

Probably because of illness, Xie Zhi was particularly tired and lazy, his cheeks were still rosy, his long eyelashes were wet and shining, drooping down, like stars hidden in his eyes, he lifted his eyelids to glance at people, and he was indifferent.

Pei Xianyi sat down next to him, but opened the door and refused to accept guests.

Song Dan was shocked by the picture of the father's kindness and filial piety, and realized: "I'm here for a meal."

The head of the family hummed lightly: "Sit."

The atmosphere at the table was eerie.

Song Dan obviously came here for a request, but Xie Zhidang didn't find out.He just had a fever, and his throat was uncomfortable. After the hunger pang when he just woke up, he had no appetite for this table dish, and put down his chopsticks after two bites.

"Mr. Xie, eat more. I will trouble you to take care of Mr. Pei during this time."

Song Dan smiled and picked up a piece of lamb chops, but was stopped halfway by Pei Xianyi lightning, with a serious face: "Sir, you don't eat mutton."

Xie Zhi stopped standing up.He is allergic to mutton, and would quietly avoid it when having dinner together.

But even Li Jia didn't know about this, how did Pei Xianyi know?

Could it be that his own father is also allergic to mutton?

Pei Xianyi ate the lamb chops, wiped his mouth, did not eat a few mouthfuls, and was about to follow Xie Zhi.

Xie Zhi: "..."

The two stared at each other, and finally Xie Zhimu sat down with a face and picked up his chopsticks, forcing himself to eat half a bowl of rice.

As soon as he moved, Pei Xianyi followed suit, imitating the example.

The corner of Song Dan's mouth twitched, wanting to take out his phone and take a picture of this scene.

After dinner it was parent-child time, Xie Zhi watched "SpongeBob SquarePants" with Pei Xianyi.

Song Dan watched the two long-armed and long-legged men sitting on the sofa watching the holed yellow squares on the big screen, and finally couldn't take it anymore, coughed a few times: "Mr. Xie."

Xie Zhi was a little nervous, propped his forehead and blinked slowly: "Say."

"During this time, you have also seen that Mr. Pei is... very dependent on you." Song Dan thought for a while, "When you are not around, Mr. Pei's mood will be extremely unstable, and he will act like a real child. Resist the approach of strangers."

"so?"

Song Dan sat down and stared into Xie Zhi's eyes: "I have something to ask Mr. Xie."

Xie Zhi was impatient: "I'll finish it all at once."

"That's right, Mr. Pei's situation is very special. I declared that Mr. Pei was recuperating from his injuries, and I turned down most of the meetings and parties, but there are some unavoidable ones," Song Dan pushed his glasses, maintaining a perfect smile, "For example At the end of next month, Mr. Pei's cousin's wedding."

Seeing that Xie Zhi didn't speak, Song Dan added: "The situation of Mr. Pei's family is special. Maybe you don't know it very well. There are many branches of the Pei family. There are also many Pei surnames and distant relatives in the company. Although they are relatives, they all stare at Mr. Pei... ..."

"I know."

Xie Zhi married Pei Xianyi because of relatives, so he interrupted him, remembering that in the hospital, when Pei Xianyi refused to take medicine, he said "because there are many bad people".

It turned out that it wasn't pure cheating, but a subconscious vigilance.

"What do you need me to do?"

"You agreed?" Song Dan was slightly surprised, "To be honest, Mr. Pei refused to see any guests this month, and many of Mr. Pei's surnames and shareholders became suspicious, and they asked me for money every three days..."

Xie Zhi raised his hand: "Stop it. Have you accepted it?"

"..." Song Dan was displeased, "A gentleman loves money, and he gets it in a proper way. Mr. Xie, please face up to my character."

Pei Xianyi hugged the pillow, stared at the two of them, understood the sentence, and responded, "Taste of copper smell?"

No matter how hard the boss is, he can't fight—Song Dan pretended not to hear, and continued, "So Mr. Pei has to show up at the wedding. I hope you can accompany Mr. Pei to attend as a partner."

Xie Zhi frowned: "What kind of partner is your ex-husband?"

"Don't worry about this. The news of your divorce has not been officially announced. The outside world is just rumors." Song Dan smiled like a fox. "I believe that after you attend together this time, the outside rumors will be self-defeating."

Xie Zhi is too lazy to answer this question.

Damn it, it's true.

"Since Mr. Xie agreed, then I won't bother you any more," Song Dan murmured, and glanced at the boss, "Fortunately, Mr. Pei has not really become mentally handicapped, and his expression looks quite normal, otherwise there is no other way. "

He took out a stack of thick documents and handed them to Pei Xianyi, saying that they belonged to him, and then took out another copy and handed it to Xie Zhi: "This is the difficulty and problem that may be encountered at that time, please take the time to train Mr. Pei, let him give corresponding answers after hearing the questions, and I will assist at that time, and we will adapt accordingly."

Xie Zhi took it and took a look.

"Mr. Pei's Guide to Speaking"

Writer: Song Dan

Printing Fee: Reimbursed

Copyright fee: to be settled

Labor costs: to be settled

Xie Zhi: "..."

Skimming the unsightly cover, he turned to the first page.

Q: Why hasn’t the elder nephew shown up recently? Has the injury healed?

Answer: The doctor told me to rest. Thank you, Uncle San, for your concern.I heard that Uncle San recently bought a piece of land in Dongcheng District and invested in the construction of an amusement park...

After turning over several pages, it was full of scenes, watertight, long and smelly.

Xie Zhi closed the document, glanced at Pei Xianyi who was still in a daze beside him, and nodded: "Got it."

Song Dan understood Xie Zhi's character, stopped talking nonsense, got up and left.

Xie Zhi used a small quilt to wrap himself up, and nestled on the sofa, as if he had no bones, and his sluggish appearance was a little more popular than usual.Pei Xianyi looked at it and couldn't help leaning over to hug her, but he gently slapped the file away: "It's up to you."

I have developed a habit of reading scripts for many years, and my reading speed and memory have improved by leaps and bounds. After two episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants", I just finished watching it once.

Pei Xianyi sat aggrieved for a long time, looked away from the TV: "What are you watching?"

"You'll know later." Xie Zhi turned off the TV, "Go wash up first, and tell you a bedtime story."

Unexpectedly, Pei Xianyi shook his head: "Sir, you are sick, you should have a good rest."

"It's okay." Xie Zhi glanced at him, with an inexplicable smile hanging from the corner of his eyes, "Anyway, I'm not the one who tortured this time."

Pei Xianyi didn't hear clearly at all, and nodded when he saw him smile: "Okay!"

Xie Zhi went upstairs with two stacks of documents, read them again after washing up, and then got up to go to the master bedroom.The two rooms are not far apart, there is a study at the end, and there is also a study upstairs, but Pei Xianyi refuses to let them in.

The master bedroom was pitch black, Pei Xianyi sat quietly on the bed and waited.

Xie Zhi knocked on the door: "Why don't you turn on the light?"

"Wait for the officer to open it for me."

The person standing by the door had his back to the light, his face was cold, beautiful and proud, Pei Xianyi squinted his eyes: "I'm closing my eyes."

With a slight "pop", Xie Zhi turned on the light, stared at Pei Xianyi for a while, and without saying anything, handed him one of the documents brought over.

Pei Xianyi was at a loss: "What is this?"

"textbook."

"……Um?"

Xie Zhi moved a chair and sat down. His slender legs were crossed, and the tips of his jet-black hair were still stained with moisture, which made his face extraordinarily white. He said in a serious tone, "Let's start now. Classmate Pei, please open the first page. Page."

Classmate Pei looked at him, then at the file, then at the file, then at him, and finally turned the first page obediently, and rolled his eyes in disgust when he saw the series of nonsense on it.

"Before September 25th, I will recite the full text proficiently. Before that, I will accompany you to recite it together, and conduct random checks anytime, anywhere every day."

Pei Xiaoer was silent for a while, and asked flatteringly, "Sir, can I tell you a bedtime story?"

"Not good," Xie Zhi didn't lift his eyelids, "I'm an adult, don't listen."

Pei Xianyi: "..."

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