it's okay if you're stupid

Caught off guard and being pinched, Pei Xianyi jumped back long distance, covered his face and glared at Xie Zhi in shock and anger: "What are you doing!"

The reaction was quite strong, Xie Zhi stared at him with great interest, tossed the car keys in his hand, and said lazily: "Don't do anything, go home, I'm hungry."

"Give me the car keys."

"No," Xie Zhi said seriously, "You are underage."

"..."

Mr. Pei in the second term is really interesting.

Xie Zhi teased people indifferently, thoughtfully.

Now Pei Xianyi is completely confused from logic to thinking. In his eyes, who is he?

The sky was much darker again, it was windy and rainy, and it was not time to get off work, and the streets were unexpectedly smooth.

Xie Zhi turned on the windshield wipers and was about to start the car when the muffled rumble of thunder came from a distance, one after another, he paused with his fingers on the steering wheel, and turned his eyes to glance away.

Pei Xian intended to try to save face and pretend to be calm.

The light in the car was dim, and Pei Xianyi's face looked extraordinarily pale, and the seat belt was not fastened, and his hands were held stiffly in front of him, staring straight ahead at the ups and downs of the windshield wipers, his whole body was tense, like a root up the string.

Obviously afraid of thunder, why did you run out?

Xie Zhi sighed silently.

After living together for three years, Pei Xianyi behaved flawlessly, without flaws, as if she had no weaknesses.

If he hadn't become a fool and knew to come to his room to act like a baby, he wouldn't even know that he was afraid of it.

Sensing his gaze, Pei Xianyi stared back stubbornly: "Why don't you drive? If you can't drive, don't be brave, let me..."

The rest of the words were swallowed hastily, and Pei Bao's eyes widened from choking.

Xie Zhi got up and came over, bringing a wisp of cool fragrance, he bent over, his profile was facing Pei Xianyi.

Daoist light was reflected from the car window, and it happened to fall on his face, and the long curled eyelashes seemed to hide the light.

So close……

too close.

Pei Xianyi's heart seemed to be scratched, and she couldn't help holding her breath.

Like a cheap shit-shoveling officer, the cold and cold cat who usually doesn't answer suddenly came over and rubbed twice, surprised and panicked, for fear of scaring him away.

click.

The seat belt is fastened.

In fact, it is a matter of a few breaths.

Xie Zhi didn't know anything, so he sat back after tying the knot, seeing that Pei Xianyi's expression was wrong, he raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

"..." Pei Xianyi's pounding heart calmed down, and she glared at him, "You seduced me!"

Xie Zhi didn't bother to respond to this kind of fabricated nonsense, so he said perfunctorily, and took out the lawyer's business card that Li Jia gave him: "Defamation, imprisonment for less than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights."

Pei Xianyi: "You still recite this???"

"I played a little lawyer, and I have a deep memory."

The thunder outside continued, Xie Zhi turned on the music in the car, turned it up a little bit, and asked unintentionally, "What did you do at home today?"

The music was too loud, and his voice was a little fuzzy. Pei lowered his voice dissatisfiedly: "Looking at the document signing, I took two remote video conferences."

"Ah."

Pei Xianyi: "I also learned how to cook a few dishes from Aunt Sun."

"Huh?" Seeing that he could divert Pei Xianyi's attention, Xie Zhi continued patiently, "What dish?"

"First make a few Su dishes to practice your hands." Pei Lianyi raised his chin arrogantly, indicating that it was not specially made for him. "Auntie praised me for being a fast learner...but I seem to have learned it before."

Xie Zhi: "Before?"

"Yeah, I want to cook it for someone, but he missed the appointment and didn't come," Pei Xianyi's voice gradually dropped, her eyebrows frowned, and she said to herself, "Who is it... why can't I remember?" Cleared."

It's your sweetheart.

Xie Zhi thought about it, took advantage of the red light, took out the earphone and threw it over, without any desire to speak again.

With the drastic change in age, Pei Xianyi's performance also changed - after getting along for a few days, the first expression he got was that he was no longer as clingy to Xie Zhi as before.

Severing the relationship between father and son, and leaving aside the ambiguous ex-husband relationship, getting along is more open than the relationship between father and son, and it is more natural than the relationship between husband and wife before.

Pei Xianyi's habits have also changed.

——Very frustrating.

In the past, no matter what Auntie Sun cooked, Pei Xianyi would eat whatever, but now she started to be picky about the ingredients, knife skills, and heat. Xie Zhi explained several times with a headache, and the auntie who was shaking with tears accepted the comfort dubiously; I don’t know where I got it Looking at a lot of luxury cars in the garage, Xie Zhi was speechless when he drove around this new "neighbor" when he usually drove a black Bentley; It seems that he really has two brushes in order to win glory, so Xie Zhi had to confiscate the computer together.

Forget it, one night the two of them were eating after dinner, Xie Zhi remembered to buy something, and it happened that there was none in the community, so he walked out and passed by a nearby area, a few unscrupulous teenagers with red, green and green hair squatted on the road While smoking a cigarette, when they saw Pei Xianyi, they trembled in fright, jumped up and stood in a military posture, and shouted in unison: "Boss!"

Then he secretly threw the cigarette on the ground and crushed it quietly.

Pei Xianyi's brows were stern, and she stood there with tall legs and long legs, bluffing: "Pick it up."

Several teenagers picked up the cigarette butts in a panic, and carefully stuffed the cigarette butts into their pockets: "Yes, I'm sorry, we didn't litter on purpose..."

"Do you know the classification?"

"Yes, harmful..."

"Wrong." Pei Xianyi said with a deep expression, "Go back and sing the garbage sorting song a few more times."

A few delinquent boys nodded, seeing that he had nothing else to say, they turned around and ran away.

Xie Zhi's expression was numb: "..."

What exactly did this ancestor do when he was alone during the day?

Two days later, He Fangming suddenly called and invited the two of them to dinner at the same restaurant as last time.

There was also a gift.

Seeing the doubts in Xie Zhi's eyes, He Fang became even more confused: "Tomorrow is Lao Pei's birthday, have you forgotten?"

He frowned fiercely, and his tone was not good. After speaking, he remembered that Pei Xianyi was beside him, coughed twice, and hurriedly made amends: "Old Pei heard that grandma's birthday on the lunar calendar changes every year, so it's not very good Remember. I have to go to France tomorrow, so I can't celebrate him, please."

Xie Zhi was silent for a moment, calculated the date in his heart, and then remembered this matter.

The two of them had been married for three years, and for two years the relatives of Pei's family were all joining in the fun. Zhang Yang held a birthday party for Pei Xianyi on his own, and there were too many people at the party to say anything.

As if one year was different...

Xie Zhi thought about it for a while, and suddenly froze.

In the second year of his marriage, he went to a remote mountain to film a movie. The signal was not good, and he was half out of contact with the outside world.

He was tired of taking pictures every day, and he had no idea about the passage of time in the mountains, so he naturally forgot Pei Xianyi's birthday... Now, if I remember correctly, the day he fell off the cliff was Pei Xianyi's birthday .

Leaving aside a bunch of relatives who will be annoying afterwards, but running all the way to the deep mountains and old forests just to meet a little lover who doesn't have a deep impression?

It's not like something a normal person would do.

Xie Zhi's heart moved, something fleeting in his mind.

He suddenly wanted to ask Pei Xianyi why he went there that day.

Glancing at He Fangming, Xie Zhi suppressed half of his impulse, and then glanced at Pei Xianyi, who had begun to feel restless, and completely restrained his impulse.

... One thing to say, this is really annoying for the two brothers.

After eating, He Fangming hurried to catch the plane, leaving the two staring at each other.

Pei Xianyi casually unwrapped the gift from He Fangming, it was a watch, a new limited edition watch, it didn't look very good, but the price was good.

Xie Zhi watched him toss the watch casually, glanced over, and rubbed his forehead: "Don't look, I didn't have time to prepare the gift."

Recently, half of my mind is on the two plays that I started rehearsing, and half on Uncle Pei who is full of energy and tossing non-stop, and I completely forgot about it.

He considered it for a while, and said in a negotiating tone: "When I go back next time, will I buy you a pair of cufflinks?"

Pei Xianyi disliked it: "Too vulgar!"

"SpongeBob SquarePants doll?"

"Who wants that kind of childish thing, how old do you think I am?" Pei Xianyi gave him a look in disbelief, "You like me to go to the crane machine to clip it for you, one clip is accurate."

"..."

SpongeBob SquarePants and Teletubbies died in peace.

Pei Xianyi groaned, he came out with his original mobile phone, recalled a video he just saw, his eyes flickered: "I've decided what gift I want."

Xie Zhi folded his arms and leaned against the back of the chair, put his fingertips on the crook of his arm and nodded: "What?"

"Let's talk about it tomorrow, get out of class early." Pei Xianyi's dark eyes flashed with cunning, "I won't tell you yet, you wait to agree."

Xie Zhi didn't hesitate too much, so he nodded: "Okay."

At 04:30 the next afternoon, Pei Xianyi showed up in the Bentley on time.

Mr. Pei at this age still couldn't contain his emotions, his eyes were crooked, and anyone could tell that he was in a good mood.

After driving for a while, Pei Xianyi looked around vigilantly: "Where are you going? This is not the way home."

Xie Zhi: "Trafficking."

"Abduct me if you can beat me." Pei Xie pinched his arm in disgust, "Thin arms and legs."

"Don't make trouble, let's drive." Xie Zhi said, "Go get the cake."

Pei Xianyi let out a sigh.

Xie Zhi didn't look sideways: "Auntie cooked longevity noodles for you in the morning, and I can only give you a cake tonight." He said, his tone slowed down, "There is your gift in the cabinet next to it, open it and have a look."

"Ok?"

Pei Xianyi suppressed the little surprise, opened the cabinet cautiously, saw the box inside at a glance, took it out and weighed it first - oh, it's quite heavy, it's a great gift!

When he opened it, Pei Xianyi's face became numb.

Inside the beautifully packaged gift box lay a stack of...thick documents to be signed.

The snow-white documents lay on the red flannelette, looking extraordinarily festive.

Pei Xianyi picked up one of them expressionlessly, and dusted Xie Zhi heavily: "You gave me this for my birthday?!"

Xie Zhi stopped the car before the red light, put his hands on the steering wheel and turned his head, and said coolly: "Can I give you this, look to the side."

The collapsed Pei Xianyi noticed that there was a long and thin box next to the document. Afraid of seeing any magical gift again, he took a deep breath, prepared himself mentally, untied the ribbon, and opened the box.

Inside lay a silver-white fountain pen, with ice, snow and antlers carved on the body of the pen, the lines were slender and graceful, pleasing to the eye.

"The time is short, there is no time to prepare." Xie Zhi's expression remained unchanged, and he was full of nonsense, "I asked Xiao D to buy it at the street stall for 20 yuan this morning, and Xiao D even cut the price for [-] yuan. If you want it, don't give it back to me. "

Pei Xianyi's fingertips caressed the body of the pen for a moment, and smiled brightly: "Where are you coaxing ghosts? This is obviously the pen you used to write songs in the past."

His tone was natural, Xie Zhi was taken aback, and turned his head to look at him in surprise.

...How did Fool Pei know that he was using this pen?

The author has something to say: Do you know why Pei Bao seems to be fufu, because he is really fufu.

You little idiots→.→I didn’t say anything before because I thought it was boring to say it directly. I didn’t expect that it’s all here and there are still people misunderstanding...

In fact, I also said it, but Jinjiang swallowed my words, and replied to the comments, and was brushed down...