it's okay if you're stupid

When we got to the parking lot, the phone suddenly started buzzing and vibrating.

Xie Zhi touched it out and glanced at it. Li Jia had already swiped more than a dozen messages.

[Teletubbies: I'm finally liberated! 】

[Teletubbies: Son!Where are you, come out, Dad will take you to have a big meal】

【Teletubbies: Shock Strike.jpg】

【Teletubbies: Come and Play.jpg】

【Teletubbies: Location Information】

……

Xie Zhi: "..."

Seeing that the address sent by Li Jia was quite near here, Xie Zhi sent his location information with a flick of his fingertips, stretched out his hand to open the car door, and raised his chin at Pei Xieyi.

Xie's father was well-dressed, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, he was quite a gentleman after such a fiddle, Pei Xianyi was immediately fascinated, and got into the car obediently.

Then with a bang, the door closed.

Pei Xianyi looked at him blankly through the upper window.

The car window lowered automatically, Xie Zhi bent down, and shook his phone: "I'm going to see the Teletubbies, and convey your wish to him, you go back first."

The driver didn't come, Song Dan drove the car himself, and turned around in surprise when he heard the sound: "Do you still have this hobby?"

It's a pity that "Teletubbies" couldn't coax Pei Xianyi anymore.

The eight or nine-year-old Mr. Pei is much more difficult to fool than the five or six-year-old. He frowned and wanted to drive the door to catch him back: "I don't like such childish things."

"..."

Three days ago you wanted to replace the sheets and drapes at home with Teletubbies and SpongeBob.

And also enthusiastically selected various peripheral figures in an attempt to decorate a themed room.

After yelling, I finally placed an order and waited for the things to be delivered to my door to see what you would do.

Ah.

Xie Zhi took back the phone expressionlessly, leaving no room for negotiation: "I'll go to the construction site to move bricks."

"Sir..."

Xie Zhi: "Contact the drifting bottle if there is something to do. Goodbye."

Song Dan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, locked the car door, coughed twice: "Kids in the back row, please fasten your seat belt."

The kid in the back row: "Go away."

Song Dan was dissatisfied: "Parent Xie, how did you educate your son? It's rude."

It's so unpleasant at the age of eight or nine.

Fortunately, rich.

Xie Zhi glanced at him without emotion: "You will be his godfather from now on, do you want your boss to be moved by calling him godfather?"

Song Dan thought about the deducted year-end bonus, dared not move, chose to be an honest person, stepped on the gas pedal, and led the boss to take a step ahead.

While waiting with earphones plugged in, a message popped up from the only group that was not blocked.

[The father of this group: @谢知 hasn't posted on Weibo for half a month!Hurry up and arrange some selfies!The powder is going to fall off! 】

[Big DD: Brother Xie send me photos, let me send them]

[Father of this group: Stop spoiling him, let's see which starlet is not active every day for fear of being forgotten, a natural beauty, resource conditions are better than others, and they don't know how to make good use of them]

[Xie Zhi: Don't cue. 】

[Big DD: Brother Dong, don't step on it]

[Father of this group: Hurry up, if you don’t post it, when will I get a home in City A]

【Thank you:...】

Just as the sound of Didi came, Xie Zhi looked up, and the big red Porsche stopped in front of him.

The window was half down, and the person inside took off his sunglasses and whistled: "Look at Dad's new car."

Xie Zhi went around to the other side and sat on the passenger seat: "You are so flirtatious."

Li Jia was two years older than Xie Zhi, but her face looked like she was eighteen or nineteen years old. She had a naturally tender and handsome baby face, and her small canine teeth and dimples appeared when she smiled, as if she would never grow up.

Unlike Xie Zhi, who used to be pampered and pampered, Li Jia's family background is ordinary, and he entered the entertainment industry much earlier, and the past few years were also quite bumpy, but in the past two years, he has been accompanied by the long-established film emperor Zong Ming, and things are going well , Gradually turned to the big screen strength faction.

"Why are you in the hospital? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Accompany a friend to see a doctor."

"You actually made other friends behind my back," Li Jia muttered, she didn't seem to be dissatisfied, she threw away her sunglasses, turned on the navigation, and researched where to eat with privacy, "Why haven't I seen you recently?" Run the notice? Could it be that there was any grievance and entanglement when you divorced Pei Xianyi?"

The two haven't seen each other for at least half a year. Li Jia is busy running around with the big director and seniors. Although they keep in touch with each other at all times, they don't know much about the current situation.

What's more, the combination of Xie Zhi and Pei Xianyi came out of nowhere three years ago. Although Xie Zhi explained it, Li Jia still suspected that it was Pei Xianyi who took it by force.

On the day Xie Zhi told him about the divorce, Li Jia jumped up on the plateau and urged his assistant to buy some firecrackers in the middle of the night to celebrate.

The paparazzi who was almost turned against by a disabled person and secretly photographed it was sent to the hot search.

Xie Zhi: "...What misunderstanding do you have about me and Mr. Pei?"

Li Jia snorted through her nostrils and threw a business card.

The sun was a bit dazzling, Xie Zhi casually picked up his sunglasses and put them on, took a look.

Daqing Law Firm, senior lawyers Jane and Sheng.

Areas of expertise: criminal defense, arbitration agency, contract signing, divorce disputes... Divorce disputes are capitalized in red and bold.

Li Jia enthusiastically introduced: "My friend, you can get a [-]% discount if you report my name, and you will get a discount if you don't report my name."

"It sounds quite social," Xie Zhi accepted his friend's wishes, "But it's not necessary, Pei Xianyi and I have no enmity or grudge."

Li Jia was suspicious.

While talking, the WeChat group was jumping up again, and Dong Wen urged to post a selfie for business.

Xie Zhi was so annoyed that he opened the photo album and looked at it.The photo album is pitifully thin, with less than [-] photos in it, most of which were taken casually at a certain shooting location, the only selfie was posted a few months ago, the most recent one is Pei Bao pestering him To take a photo together.

Dong Wen was still talking about life principles, Xie Zhi turned on the front camera impatiently: "I will lend you a new car."

"Use it, use it," Li Jia glanced at him, "Student Xie Xiaozhi, please take selfies from top to bottom, not from bottom to top, why are you so bent and straight, fans will cry when they see it."

Xie Zhi said yes, adjusted the angle and clicked to take a photo, clicked on Weibo, and posted it directly.

Although his acting skills are mediocre, his looks are online and he has attracted countless fans.

So all kinds of reminders are instantly full.

【Brother, you are finally open】

[I'm coming quickly! 】

【Grass, the latest Porsche, I want to sit in my brother's sports car and cry】

[Dior's sunglasses, cubs have learned to buy luxury goods]

[Front row protection Zhizhi is not covered up by the straight man's photo taking method]

[Squeak I can! ! ! 】

[Grandma, the blogger you follow has more bloggers! 】

……

After a while of excitement, Holmes gradually realized something was wrong.

【We live frugally, why would we buy a sports car, and isn't this seat in the passenger seat?Who is driving! 】

【Bao listen to mom, don't go out with strangers casually】

[Harm, besides @李嘉, who can take Zhizhi out to play! 】

[My cp is sugary QAQ Jiazhi szd! 】

【@宗明, your little wife @李嘉罗 ran away】

[Oh, @宗银 caught on the spot]

[I also come to one @宗晶]

[ky's cpf go!Do you know how to enclose yourself? 】

Xie Zhi's fingertips that were about to quit the app stopped, read the comments for a while in novelty, and read: "Zong Ming, your little wife, Li Jialuo ran away?"

Li Jia almost swerved the steering wheel.

Then he replied calmly: "Senior Zong is a very nice person. He thinks that I am serious about filming and takes good care of me. We are just an ordinary relationship between seniors and juniors. Don't listen to those cp fans who can get into everything. Don't you and I also have cp fans? .”

Xie Zhi oh, and continued to stare at the screen.

Three minutes later, Li Jia's mobile phone on the platform lit up and rang.

The two looked at the same time.

Caller: Zong Qinshou.

Li Jia: "..."

Xie Zhi: "Well, I know, you are just an ordinary relationship between seniors and juniors. Don't be dazed, the red light ahead."

There was a suffocating silence in the car.

Li Jia stopped in front of the red light, and said in a difficult tone, "...Actually, senior Zong sometimes has a bad temper. I changed the note for him because of my anger."

Xie Zhi didn't say a word, and turned the phone over to show him.

@宗闵: Is that right, I’ll call to ask //@陶嘉is the real thing: @宗闵, your little wife @李嘉落 ran away //@谢知: [picture]

Xie Zhi: "Accept?"

Li Jia: "Fuck, don't answer!"

"Public figures, be cautious in your words and deeds."

"Anyway, it's just the two of us," Li Jia fumbled out a lollipop and held it in his mouth. "Are you hungry? We'll be there in two streets. I've been to this new restaurant once. It tastes good and offers a lot of privacy." Alright, I'll take you to have a try."

Xie Zhi nodded, cut the trumpet and continued to browse Weibo.

The traffic jam in City A was also serious at noon, with a distance of two streets, the road was blocked for nearly half an hour.Slowly moving step by step, and finally arrived at the parking lot downstairs of the restaurant, Xie Zhi said suddenly: "You and Zong Ming are on the hot search."

Li Jia turned his head abruptly, and could almost hear a "click" on his neck: "Huh?"

Xie Zhi is like an emotionless reading machine: "Aite, Zong Ming: You didn't answer my phone call, Leverage, Aite, Li..."

"Brother, shut up!" Li Jia quickly peeled a lemonade-flavored lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth, "Let's talk upstairs."

A smile flashed in Xie Zhi's eyes, he put away his phone, followed Li Jia upstairs, returned to the WeChat group in the process, and received a scolding from Dong Wen: "Make wedding clothes for others!"

Xie Zhi held the candy in his mouth, frowned, and blocked the group unwillingly.

If you don’t post a selfie, you’re not satisfied, but if you post a selfie, you’re still not satisfied.

Men with dogs are really hard to understand.

Li Jia reserved seats in advance, and the waiter led the two into the private room.The restaurant is decorated in an ancient style, the glass on the wooden lattice windows is the kind that cannot be seen from the outside, and a pot of tea is brewed on the table.

After sitting down, Li Jia handed the menu to Xie Zhi, rubbed the space between his eyebrows: "Fuck, this old man is too crazy."

"You're not going to take responsibility when you're asleep?" Xie Zhi looked down at the menu, pinching one of the pages with his slender fingers, taking time out of his busy schedule to gossip.

"Order whatever you want," Li Jia leaned back in her chair, feeling hopeless, "No, I don't even think about being held accountable, what's his drive for?"

"Scumbag." Xie Zhi finished his review, carefully circled a few dishes, and handed the menu to Li Jia.

Li Jia lost most of her appetite: "Who doesn't love a male god, but who dares to approach a male god of that height."

Xie Zhi folded his fingers and looked at him with his chin: "You are also a male god."

"The order of magnitude difference is far away, like the difference between a kindergarten class and a college class." Li Jia gestured exaggeratedly, "You know Zong Ming, a perverted thief, won the Lifetime Best Actor Award before he was thirty , Men and women outside the circle want to call him husband, so insecure."

Xie Zhi still wanted to speak again, but Li Jia interrupted with a bitter face: "Hey, don't ask, don't ask, I can handle it well, trust me. Speaking of which, I asked you to come out this time because I have something to tell you."

"Ok?"

"Have you heard of the golden combination of Tour Guide and Lu Bian, 'Lu You'?"

Seeing Xie Zhi nod, Li Jia continued happily, "Last year, Lu wrote a script, and the tour guide successfully got the investment. The crew has been formed in sevens and eighties. The only thing missing is a male lead, and the card has not been turned on yet. It is said that The tour guide found several well-known actors, but they all felt that they were not suitable, and even Zong Ming was passed. When I inquired, it was a coincidence! The male protagonist is a pianist with a cold and withdrawn personality. This setting is simply based on you You wrote it, Xie Xiaozhi, you play the piano so well..."

Xie Zhi had a "hum" in his head.

piano.

Suddenly, he seemed to be dragged from midsummer into midwinter, and the elegant and romantic "Concerto of Love" sounded in his ears. The sound of police sirens approaching, the sound of an ambulance, the hurried footsteps of doctors and nurses, everything is like an overturned paint tray, and all the colors are mixed together to form a treacherous and twisted broken dream like Munch's "The Scream".

And that piece of music was still being played, one by one, hitting his heart hard.

Xie Zhi was stunned in place, his pupils constricted, his fingers trembled uncontrollably, and he was sweating profusely.

In the chaotic scene, the woman's gentle voice sounded again: "Xiao Zhi, can you play another song for Mom and Dad?"

Li Jia's complexion changed drastically, she almost kicked over her chair, and ran to Xie Zhi's side: "What's wrong? Xie Xiaozhi, don't scare me!"

Xie Zhi's heart was beating violently, and his breathing was so short that he could hardly breathe. When Li Jia called him, his mind seemed to wake up a little bit, and he looked at him blankly, his jaw line was tense, and it took him a long time to utter a word:

"Do not."