it's okay if you're stupid

When the call came, Xie Zhi had just got off Diao Weiya.

Today's scene was not very easy to shoot. When gliding through the woods, a small wound was scratched on the cheek by a branch. It didn't hurt, but for an artist whose face was bigger than the sky, it was enough to make the assistant Xiao D break down and scream. Screaming, looking for medicine and digging through Band-Aids, as if the ground under his feet is about to fall apart in a second, and he is waiting for his Band-Aid to save the world.

Xie Zhi didn't care too much, he stood in the sun, his thick eyelashes drooped under his short black hair, and the wound on his cold white cheek was particularly conspicuous.

The director didn't pay much attention at first, but after catching a glimpse of this scene, he couldn't help pacing over to ask about the situation, but before he could ask, he was interrupted by Little D, who found a Band-Aid and half answered the phone: "Ah!"

The director almost jumped up in fright: "Young man, calm down!"

The always naughty little D didn't seem to hear it. After listening to the call, he handed over the phone stiffly: "Brother Xie, that Assistant Song is looking for you."

Ten minutes later, Xie Zhi sat in the car to the airport.

Except when filming, Xie Zhi has always shown very little expression, even his brows are rarely wrinkled, and his face is always expressionless. Fans jokingly called him "the cold beauty who can't even burn a smile when King Zhou You set fire to it".

At this moment, he frowned, and confirmed in a low voice: "You said... Mr. Pei was hit by an accident while inspecting the venue, and then... what happened?"

An emotionless voice came from the other end of the phone: "Stupid."

Xie Zhi: "..."

He could still think of Pei Xianyi's cheerful and unrestrained vigor when they signed the divorce agreement peacefully in the coffee shop two months ago when their agreement expired.

They've been married for three years, and although they each have their own lives, with Pei Xianyi's flair, he naturally doesn't like this restraint.

How stupid is stupid?

He really couldn't imagine what it would be like for the wise and mighty Mr. Pei to be stupid.

The car transferred to the plane, and the plane transferred to the car. It was already night when they arrived at the private hospital where Pei Xianyi was.Song Dan waited at the entrance of the hospital, looking at his watch. He waited all afternoon, still meticulous in his formal attire. Seeing Xie Zhi rushing over wearing sunglasses and a mask, he nodded with satisfaction: "It's about the same time as I calculated, let's go."

Xie Zhi frowned slightly: "How is Mr. Pei?"

"The people who went with him are fine, but his leg is broken, but fortunately it's not serious." Song Dan led him into the hospital, got on the elevator, and then pointed to his head, "It's the injury here, which is more troublesome."

Xie Zhi was in a complicated mood: "He..."

"You'll know it when you see it." Song Dan pushed his glasses, his tone was flat, his back was straight.

After all, if the boss is stupid, it will not affect the salary.

When I arrived at the suite ward, I walked through the living room, and when I walked in, I saw that the door inside was half opened, a cup was thrown out, and the nurse was thrown out at the same time, and the man shouted angrily: "Get out! I Not you!"

The nurse was in a state of distress, and stood at the door and tried to persuade him nicely: "Mr. Pei, we are not troublemakers and we don't want to harm you..."

Return the smashed fruit basket.

Looks pretty crazy.

Xie Zhi watched for three seconds, then raised his leg and walked back.

Song Dan quickly pulled people away: "What are you doing?"

"Look for a doctor," Xie Zhi said in a cold tone, "I'm afraid of being beaten, so give him a tranquilizer first."

Pei Xianyi had been in the army before, so he was not joking when he started.

Song Dan put all five fingers together and pointed towards the sky: "I swear with this year's year-end bonus that President Pei will not beat you even if he goes crazy."

Xie Zhi: "Why don't you try it first?"

Although he and Pei Xianyi have been married for three years, in these three years, they get together less often and leave more.

Song Dan said: "Believe me, he really won't fight with you."

Xie Zhi raised his eyebrows, with a Band-Aid on his face, his eyes were full of distrust.

Today, he has already received a blow to the face, and if he receives a few more punches, it will be enough for the paparazzi to play if he is photographed.

Song Dan pointed at the door: "If you don't believe me, listen—"

Just as he was talking, the rascal inside shouted again: "I don't want you guys! I want to thank you!"

Xie Zhi was stunned.

Song Dan frantically poked his back with two fingers together: "Thank you Bodhisattva, he has been making trouble all afternoon, I have to go and calculate how much I will lose, please save us suffering disciples, go."

Xie Zhi: "Thank you, my surname is Ni."

Ni Bodhisattva touched the band-aid on his cheek and walked into the ward.

The soft light shines on the spacious ward, and the floor is full of mess. The person on the ward must have thrown out everything that can be thrown and smashed, and even the quilt is on the ground. On the bed, he might throw himself as a ball.

He was sullen, buried his face with a pillow, the bed was messy, and the hospital gown was messy, revealing a strong chest wrapped in bandages.

Xie Zhi's footsteps were very soft, but Pei Xianyi still heard them. He threw the pillow irritably, and was about to scold him out when he saw him standing in front of the hospital bed, wearing a shirt and trousers, with one hand in his pocket, leaning slightly. When he saw the person around him, his voice was stuffed in his throat and he couldn't make it out.

Xie Zhi's voice was slightly cold, because it was a little hoarse after speaking the lines all morning: "Why are you crazy?"

Pei Xianyi also had a bandage wrapped around his head, and he stared fixedly at Xie Zhi's face for half a minute, then suddenly let out a groaning voice, calling out in an expressive voice: "——Daddy!"

Xie Zhi's calm mask showed cracks: "..."

Song Dan, who walked to the door of the ward, pushed his glasses calmly, holding a recording pen in his hand, and showing a meaningful smile.

Xie Zhi, who was awarded the title of "Father", had a blank face, and Pei Xianyi, who rushed over, rubbed his neck with his neck, and his consciousness returned to emptiness.

"Stupid" is just a generalization, but it's not stupid. The doctor was full of sparks, and finally concluded in human terms: "...Mr. Pei's cognition and intelligence in some aspects have temporarily returned to five or six years old, which is equivalent to a child. Which aspects have to be explored slowly."

There was a doctor and a Song Dan in the ward, and the rest Xie Zhi sat on the head of the bed, hugged by Pei Xianyi who was exhausted and fell asleep at the waist, and raised his hand expressionlessly: "So, why? Do I have to sit here motionless for him to hold? I play the pillow role?"

The doctor chuckled: "No, no, no, children will be very anxious when they have no one they trust. According to the current situation, the person Mr. Pei trusts subconsciously is Mr. Xie."

Xie Zhi suspected that this quack doctor's brain had also been smashed.

The doctor continued: "Since Mr. Pei's condition is special, we need him to be emotionally stable and cooperate with the treatment. There is a great hope of recovery. Are the two of you husband and wife?"

Xie Zhi: "Ex-husband."

"Oh," the doctor lowered his head and wrote down in a small notebook, "Are there any emotional entanglements, property disputes, personal grievances?"

Xie Zhi: "..."

Does this person belong to the police station or a private hospital?

The doctor smiled: "If not, we would like to ask Mr. Xie to cooperate and stay with him during Mr. Pei's treatment. It's best to live together. Don't separate if there is nothing wrong. Otherwise, Mr. Pei will go crazy and we can't control him." , and it is not conducive to his recovery."

As soon as the two signed the divorce agreement, Xie Zhi moved out from Pei Xianyi's place. He frowned and thought what was the matter: "The person he trusts should have his parents and friends."

Maybe a batch of lovers?

Song Dan said: "Unfortunately, Mr. Pei's parents live overseas and rarely manage domestic companies. Mr. Pei's closest friend is also abroad recently."

Xie Zhi thought for a while, then nodded: "That's fine."

He gently pulled Pei Xianyi's hand away from his waist, and when the other party was struggling subconsciously in his sleep, he put his hands around his hand and warned: "Be good."

Pei Xianyi was obedient and stopped struggling.

Under the white light, that pale and handsome face was no longer as romantic as usual, and the brows were frowned uncomfortably, making him look a little pitiful.

Xie Zhi looked at him for a while, then reached out to caress his forehead hesitantly.Pei Xianyi's frowning eyebrows seemed to be smoothed out by his fingertips, and his brows stretched out, quietly calming down.

The doctor and Song Dan had seen his prowess all afternoon, so they didn't like it very much.

One who doubts his medical skills and affinity.

Another wondered when cracks appeared in his relationship with his boss.

Facing the mournful gazes of the two, Xie Zhi calmly closed the door of the ward, and said, "I'm still short of the last two scenes, so hurry back and finish filming now, try to come back as soon as possible."

Song Dan nodded: "Then your latest announcement..."

"Everyone who can be pushed has been pushed." Xie Zhi said lightly, and then called his agent.

Manager Dong Wen had just finished dinner and was walking the dog at home to digest food. His first reaction was: "Haha, is today April Fool's Day? Happy April Fool's Day!"

Xie Zhi: "Today is your first birthday in autumn."

Dong Wen has a big spectrum. According to the 24 solar terms, there are 24 birthdays in a year. As long as there is no fire on the birthday, they will refuse to work.

But he has enough confidence to support him like this.

"..." Dong Min adjusted her tone and asked softly, "Then thank you, kid, why do you want to quit the entertainment industry in such a hurry?"

Xie Zhi said coldly, "Because Pei Xianyi just called me Dad."

Dong Wen didn't understand the connotation of the word "Dad" for a while, wondering: "You little husband and wife are still playing this kind of fun... Oh, no, haven't you two divorced yet? Did you marry his father and his mother?" So now Pei Lianyi has to call you dad?"

"Neither of them." Xie Zhi's forehead was tinged by the manager's rich associative ability, and a few words popped out between his teeth, "He is stupid."

Dong Wen subconsciously glanced at the date: August [-]th.

It's really not April Fool's Day.

"Haha, why are you better at joking than me! Who is Mr. Pei, he won't even step on dog shit..."

Xie Zhi impatiently chatted nonsense with him, put the mobile phone into the hand of Song Dan who followed him, raised his chin, and beckoned him to talk.

From Assistant Song's mouth, it was confirmed that the news was true. Dong Wen, who was walking the dog, was stunned. Accidentally, he stepped into the sweet pastry that the dog's son had just pulled, and fell a real dog eating shit.

The author has something to say: I've been waiting for a long time, the inspiration came from the previous episode of the love rival's book, overall relaxed and cheerful~

Anti-bar: There is no scientific and medical basis, so don't get into it.