[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

There are many adjectives to describe panic, most of which can be applied to Bei Chuanyuan now.Ever since Bei Chuanyuan saw the series of money transfer messages, his heart began to be in chaos, as if he was a mixed soldier on the battlefield.It's okay to be at the bottom of the ranks in terms of combat effectiveness, but not even a third-rate in terms of preparations before the station.

What the hell? !

Bei Chuanyuan's mood is indescribable, his mind is full of the domineering plot in third-rate novels.This is to book a super luxurious hospital room for me. Does it also have large French windows and a personal nurse on the left and right? !

The more Bei Chuanyuan thought about it, the more flustered he became, and he almost became a rectangular parallelepiped. The corners and corners of his whole body were square, which completely explained what it meant to be the same as the outside and inside.The screen of his mobile phone was always on, reflecting the panicked faces in the dark room, showing a pale color commonly used in ghost movies.

After breaking away from materialism, Bei Chuanyuan became more superstitious day by day.After impulsively agreeing to Fushimi Saruhiko's invitation, Kitagawara's first reaction was not to look for the time machine, but to look through the calendar.

"Bloody conflict is not suitable." Those words were specially marked in red on the black and white printed paper.

Murphy's law says that things in the world often happen when you don't want to.Bei Chuanyuan knew this truth 800 years ago, so he was only slightly depressed for a while, and he still had extra optimism to comfort himself.

How good, Bei Chuanyuan was quite relieved to see the word "appropriate" under "unsuitable", this is not the worst thing that is inappropriate.

But his relief lasted only a second.

"Should: None."

In fact, when translated, it means "everything is inappropriate".

Kitagawara later thought sadly that Murphy's Law was always proving himself correct over and over again.

He tore off the unarrived date on the spot, and his method was crisp and neat, which especially showed the indignation of the person involved.But then Bei Chuanyuan received that pile of transfer information, and his mood couldn't be worse at the moment.

It is also because of the rapid change of the times, "love each other and kill each other" has successfully squeezed into the love system that is inclusive of all rivers through the tide of the times, and has become a new way of love together with such things as "love at first sight" and "love at first sight".

In the past, when I saw the news about Beichuanyuan, it would not be a group of people sending a single transfer message of [-] yen to Beichuanyuan, but a new group that took full advantage of the strength of the number of people to recruit these two people. Emergency medical bills.

So Bei Chuanyuan, who later learned the truth, decided to dive into the sea of ​​books and bury his head in reading, so as to keep himself abreast of the times.

Kitagawara helped his glasses frame, and said seriously to Koizumi Hongko next to him, "I think I just read too little."

"Indeed," Koizumi Hongzi nodded, and at the same time raised her eyebrows at the book in Bei Chuanyuan's hand, ""One Hundred Items of First Aid Knowledge" is quite good."

Koizumi Hongzi continued to ask, "So do you really know what we mean by sending you money?"

Then, without waiting for Kitagawara's answer, he continued talking on his own.

"I know, you don't."

Kitagawara: "..."

But speaking of those are things for later, Bei Chuanyuan is still in a hurry for a bunch of money transfer news, setting off alarms in his head.

After thinking for a while, Bei Chuanyuan returned all the transfers with a heartbroken face, and added a little more by the way.Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, Bei Chuanyuan's thinking at the time was very simple, if I really went to the emergency room, such a small amount of money would not be enough.

Think of it as the last farewell between classmates, Kitagawara's thoughts are very pessimistic.

At that time, all the students who took back the transfer were stunned.It is not a strange thing to make a joke among classmates, not to mention that 5000 yen is not much, so most people have the attitude of making fun of Kitagawara.In fact, few people really believed that something happened to them at the time.

However, the fact that Bei Chuanyuan sent back the transfer is worth scrutinizing. Of course, to be more precise, it is the matter of adding a group text message after sending back the transfer.

Kitagawara's group text messages are like this: The matter has been resolved, so there is no need for everyone to worry about spending money.

God knows what he meant was for them not to worry, so stop giving him the money to get ready for the emergency room.But the fact is that the painting style in the class is like this.

Classmate ABCDE...: What? !I'm just kidding, did they come to me for real? !

Nioh Masaharu, who was also in the class, was puzzled at first when he saw the news.

No, Masaharu Nioh has question marks on his head. I just suspected that something happened to the two of them a few days ago, and the progress bar is loading too fast.

At that time, some students in the class said bitterly that I was different from them.This classmate also gave an example specifically. It is like charging a mobile phone. Most people use ordinary chargers, but they use "charging for 5 minutes, talking for two hours".

Yagyu Hiroshi thoughtfully asked Masaharu Nioh what he thought about this example.Nioh Masaharu replied with a deep and worried face, "It's easy to get into trouble."

"That's all?" Hiroshi Yagyu asked again.

"……that is it."

But Bei Chuan was not in the mood to care about the movement in the class for the time being, and he was nervously asking Koizumi Hongzi for questions.

"Is there any way to solve my bloody disaster tomorrow?"

"...So the thing you posted in the class was just because you were going to have a fight with Fushimi Ape tomorrow?"

Although Bei Chuanyuan didn't know why Koizumi Hongko added the word "so", he still nodded stupidly on the other side of the phone.

"...Then you come," Koizumi Hongzi seemed extraordinarily reasonable today, "I will help you solve it."

So Bei Chuanyuan was very moved and went out.

……

……

"...Have you finished your shopping, sister?" Bei Chuanyuan was about to cry, carrying the big and small bags of clothes.

Koizumi Hongzi shook her head at him, "We just went to the second floor."

But the things you asked me to carry almost weighed 20 catties...

"Didn't you say you were going to help me solve the problem? How come it looks like I'm helping you solve the problem..."

"Didn't I already solve your problem for you?"

"What?"

Koizumi Hongzi glanced at him expressionlessly, "You won't have any bloodshed at all tomorrow."

"Then you guys send me 5000?!" If it wasn't for the things in his hands, Bei Chuanyuan could almost dance with his arms and legs.

"You don't think of that as your emergency doctor—" Koizumi Hongzi just said a few words mockingly, then suddenly stopped, "...you really think so?"

"Think about it, Kitagawara..." Hongzi Koizumi rubbed her temples with a headache, but felt that it was useless to ask him to think about it.

"Forget it," Koizumi Hongzi gave up the topic very presciently, "You can't think of anything in your head."

In the end, she said, half sighing and half mocking, "Your reserve of common sense is really surprising. Fortunately, I didn't give you the remaining 3000, otherwise you might think that tomorrow is the end of your narrow escape."

As soon as Koizumi Hongzi finished speaking, she realized that there was something wrong with the expression on Kitagawara's face.

"So the 3000 yuan..." Bei Chuanyuan asked in confusion, "What does it actually mean?"

Koizumi Hongzi is very good at finding important points, she thought for a while and asked, "Who sent you 3000?"

***

Hongzi Koizumi doesn't really like CP, especially Kitagawara's, because often in the end, the person who gets messed up is never Kitagawara.

But she likes to make trouble.

She told Bei Chuanyuan a lot, about the practical significance of that pile of money, even the old things about her high school graduation, and she talked about everything anyway.I don't know what the intention is for the time being.

The result of saying so much in one breath is that Kitagawara feels that his brain capacity is a bit insufficient.

However, Koizumi Hongko's conclusion drawn from this mess is quite obvious.

"He likes you."

"Impossible." Although he was dazed by the fancy things before, when he heard this sentence, Bei Chuanyuan retorted almost instinctively.

"You're not him, how do you know he doesn't like you?"

As soon as this remark came out, Bei Chuanyuan naturally knew that he could use the universal sentence "you are not him" to refute the other party, and it would be meaningless to go around like this.

No one can prove anything.

"He texted you from high school."

Koizumi Hongzi didn't say that she was playing the game of kings, but Beichuanyuan had been with her for so long anyway, how could she not know the other party's twists and turns.

"King Wannian asked someone to send a text message," Bei Chuanyuan spread his hands, "It's not a very difficult thing."

Koizumi Hongzi thought that Beichuan was getting harder and harder to fool around, but so what, "Then how do you explain the 3000."

This is really hard to explain... God knows why Fushimi sent him 3000 after seeing the screenshot of his transfer, and the other party didn't look like a fool with a lot of money.

"That's not right," Kitagawara suddenly sensed something was wrong, "Why do you need me to explain about Fushimi Saru Hiko?"

"...Wait," Koizumi Hongzi looked at Bei Chuanyuan inexplicably and suddenly stopped talking, then put the big and small bags on the ground, turned around and rummaged through his backpack, "What do you want?"

Kitagawara didn't bother to find Fushimi Saruhiko's name from the phone address book, "What else can I do, find someone to explain to you."

Koizumi Hongzi felt that the development of the matter was a bit wrong, but she couldn't find anything wrong with Kitagawara's words.

After dialing, Bei Chuanyuan didn't even have a routine greeting, and asked straight to the point, "Why did you send me 3000 yuan for the expedited registration fee?"

"What is the expedited fee?" Fushimi Saruhiko frowned on the phone, and then sneered, "I'm afraid you are not stupid, who asked me for cake money before, and why did you pay for it?" Deliberately intercepting transfers from your other customers."

Bei Chuanyuan thought about it, and it seemed that he only took a screenshot of the transfer, not the conversation.

He used a loudspeaker, and the scene fell into silence for a while.

"Look," Kitagawara said with a high voice, "Who just said I have no common sense?"

However, Koizumi Hongzi looked at Kitagawara with even more disgust, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, this proves that both you and him have no common sense."

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