[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

As the teaching director, apart from a series of normal physiological behaviors such as eating and sleeping, he spent more than half of the day dealing with the messy things of this group of students, and the remaining half of the time was on the way to deal with the messy things.

He had just walked to the third floor, and before he had time to catch his breath, the familiar voice from the office next to the stairs floated into his ears.

"Teacher, listen to my explanation, I really didn't steal him from the zoo!"

"It wasn't stolen from the zoo," the teacher who asked the question took a sip of tea unhurriedly, "Then tell me, which pet shop near us sells this kind of fox? Such pure white, you can Tell me, which pet store dares to sell it?"

Nanye Shuichi lay in Kitagawara's bag and pretended to be dead, unable to do anything about the situation in front of him.

"Actually, teacher, you misunderstood." Bei Chuanyuan grabbed the fox by the back of the neck and brought it in front of the teacher, "he is not a rare breed at all, although he looks very similar to the rare breed written in that textbook, but... ..."

"but?"

"But..." Kitagawa stammered, "Actually, he... um..."

"Ok?"

"He's actually not a fox at all," Bei Chuanyuan said, making it up. "He's actually a dog."

"……Can you say that again?"

"Teacher, don't question me yet." Bei Chuanyuan raised one of the fox's paws seriously, "Look at this paw first, doesn't it look like a fox's paw?"

Nonsense, what does a fox's paw look like like a fox's paw?

Bei Chuanyuan grabbed one of the fox's ears again, "Then you are looking at this ear, doesn't it look like a fox's ear?"

The teacher couldn't bear it anymore, "What are you trying to say?"

Kitagawara was silent for a while, and then——

"Teacher, I was wrong, but he is actually a fox."

Did you talk so much with me just now? !

The white-haired fox silently covered his face with his paws, and at the same time moved away from Beichuanyuan without any trace.

"Forget it." The one who spoke was the dean who had been very tired since hearing Bei Chuanyuan's voice.

He is not familiar with Bei Chuanyuan, this semester's list of students' bad things, Bei Chuanyuan alone took up a sheet of A4 paper, and there is still not enough, so he insisted on squeezing out a line on the next A4 paper.The names on the first line after the flip before and after the flip are all those words, which makes the dean feel tired.

So that over time, his attitude towards Bei Chuanyuan changed from "I want to teach him well" to "whoever cares about this mess", anyway, I don't care.

"But this fox..."

"If the zoo lost a fox, it would have issued a notice a long time ago, so it's your turn to worry."

"Of course I know that, but the fact that he brought the fox to class is—"

The dean made a gesture to quiet her, "It's useless for you to tell him so much, let's keep it simple, don't make it so complicated."

Beichuan had a bad premonition.

The teacher asked tentatively, "What do you mean?"

"The 5000-word self-criticism." The dean looked at Bei Chuanyuan kindly, "How simple."

***

"I think you have to help me bear at least half of the 5000-word review." Bei Chuanyuan gritted his teeth at the white-haired fox lying on the table, "Don't try to escape."

"When did I want to escape?"

The fountain pen slipped from his hand with a snap, "Can you talk now?!"

"I've recovered a little bit." From his voice, he could hear a deep sense of exhaustion, and Bei Chuanyuan always felt that it didn't look like he had recovered a little bit, and he felt weaker than before.

"Then what should we do now? I'm sure I won't be able to leave school for a while, and you don't look like you can run now." Bei Chuanyuan felt that if Nanye Shuichi insisted on maintaining his noble fox image, he insisted on supporting four The legs should have been paralyzed on the ground by now.

"Speaking of which, how did you get to be like this? You were fine last night." Bei Chuanyuan remembered that they were rushing homework, and it was a bit late, and they ordered takeaway, "You can't because the takeaway was bad." Stomach?"

Nanye Shuichi was helpless and didn't want to say anything.After all, he is a demon fox. Although his reputation seems to be not as good as before, if he eats a bad stomach because of eating takeaway, he can make jokes for the guys outside for 100 years.

"This is a long-term illness," he said here, with a slight pause, "you won't understand anyway."

"Your affairs are too complicated, and I don't want to understand them," Bei Chuanyuan put a plate of warm water in front of him, "It is an international practice to drink more hot water, although I don't know if this will work for you monsters. Yes Now, do you know anyone... just know you... anyway, people in your circle who know better than me?"

"Yes." Nanye Shuichi spoke weakly, his voice was so soft that Kitagawa had to get very close to hear it clearly.

"Then you have his... no, does he have a human communication method?"

"I have his phone number, but you can't get through right now."

"why?"

"Because he is no longer alive."

……

Bei Chuanyuan was terrified, "Dead?!"

This is probably the so-called barrier to communication with ordinary humans. Nanye Shuichi sighed, "There are other places besides the human world, and it doesn't necessarily mean death."

Kitagawara used his eyes to express that he did not understand.

"Forget it, I can't explain it to you. I can only ask you for help now."

Bei Chuanyuan shrugged, "Help will definitely help, that's right, after you recover, don't forget my 5000 words."

"nature."

"Okay, tell me, what can I do for you?" Bei Chuanyuan slapped his chest confidently, "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm a reliable person."

***

Reliable people are a little desperate now.

Bei Chuanyuan rushed to grab the glass water glass that was about to fall to the ground and smash into pieces at the last second, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the sound of a deadly pile of books moving came from the side.

The white and agile figure flashed past Bei Chuanyuan's sight.

This fucking must be a fake Minano Shuuichi!

Minano Hideichi asked him for help, which was simple to say, just to let him take care of himself, but the actual situation was extremely complicated, but Kitagawara did not understand this in time.

For example, Minano Hideichi told him that I need to sleep, and I might be more normal when I wake up.

Bei Chuanyuan didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at first.What does it mean to be normal after waking up?Now he understands clearly.

The white-haired fox jumped up and down. Although it was not as good as the stray cats living in the dormitory, it was still very easy to do things in the small dormitory.

It is indeed relatively normal, isn't this a fucking normal wild animal? !

I beg you to be human!Bei Chuanyuan only burned incense and worshiped Buddha three times and kowtowed nine times, hoping that the fox would soon become a spirit again.

However, these are not enough. Keeping pets has been a troublesome thing since ancient times. Most of the people who can persist are relying on love.Kitagawara may have had a brotherhood and dormitory love for Nanno Shuichi at the beginning, but now it is about to be worn out.

No more, no more.Bei Chuanyuan looked at the fox who was doing something to his pillow, and thought of it painfully.

Kitagawara has just taken the first step in the pet tutorial, and maybe he has not learned it completely, so he has to face the next important thing, bathing and feeding.

Since bathing is too difficult for Bei Chuanyuan, who has never raised a tortoise in Dalian for a month, he can only learn how to feed it first.

This should be simple, he reassured himself, all the foxes eat on Baidu will come out.

Then he got the following answer.

——The zookeepers are responsible for feeding these, and there are signs inside that prohibit feeding.

— Meat, I don’t know exactly what kind of meat.

——Keeping a fox is probably similar to raising a cat and a dog.

Bei Chuan originally ruled out the first one, after all, he couldn't go to the zoo to grab food from the foxes there.The second said it was the same as not saying it.The third...Although it is also very unreliable, it finally has a research direction.

"You ask what my dog ​​usually eats?" Nioh Masaharu was confused by the sudden call, "Do you have a dog?"

"That's right." Kitagawara said perfunctorily.

"Then let me recommend some dog food for you..."

"Not this!" Kitagawara fed the fox dog food, and estimated that Nanye Xiu would kill him when he came back to his senses, "Just... the others."

"Others? Today's pet dogs generally eat dog food, what else do you want to feed it?"

"No," Nioh Masaharu sensitively sensed something was wrong, "You can't even keep a turtle alive, how could your family agree with you to keep a dog, and besides, what kind of dog do you keep at school?"

"...Didn't I rent a house?" Kitagawara tried to confuse the audience, "I'm not at home, so Soma is at home."

Of course it's a fake, Bei Chuanyuan has no guilt to use Xing Ping Chuangzhen, who lives in Yueyue, as a shield.

The opposite party sighed softly, "How many months have you raised it?"

"Just raised." Bei Chuanyuan didn't understand why he suddenly asked this now.

"Picked it up? Anyway, I didn't go to a pet store to buy it seriously."

"How did you know again..."

"If you go to the pet store to buy it seriously, the store will tell you what to do, and you don't need to ask me." Nioh Masaharu exposed him effortlessly, "My suggestion is to take him to the pet hospital for a full body checkup first." Deal with it again, if you get sick because of this dog, I won't come to see you."

Even though you said that, Bei Chuanyuan slandered silently in his heart, I guess you will still come when the time comes.

"I can't take him to the hospital... Hey, I just want you to give me some references about what cats and dogs eat. He must be fine!"

Even if it is sick, it is estimated that it cannot be cured by the pet hospital.

The other side was silent for a few seconds.

Nioh Masaharu's voice was a little helpless, "Tell me, what kind of weird thing did you raise?"

"what?"

"Let's not say that your personality is not good at keeping dogs, and then, how can you keep dogs like you?" Masaharu Nioh saw through his tone, "Be honest and be lenient."

So why hide it from him, anyway, you can't hide it.

Bei Chuanyuan was depressed for a moment and said, "I think it might be difficult for you to accept it all at once."

Nioh Masaharu immediately said fearlessly, "As long as you don't raise dinosaurs, what can I not accept?"

"Since you have said so," Kitagawara finally let go of all scruples, probably infected by Nioh Masaharu's straightforward attitude.

"I'm raising vixen."