[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Sometimes the silence comes suddenly.

Fushimi Saruhiko must not have known that his glasses had slipped down by a few millimeters—a distance just enough to affect the visual experience, because he didn't even reach out to help him, but he seemed to be in a deep daze Stand still.

Bei Chuan originally wanted to help his glasses, not because he had any obsessive-compulsive disorder, but he urgently needed to do something to break the silence.The silence came so unexpectedly that Kitagawara didn't even realize that there was something in their previous topic that would cause the silence.

What did they just say?

first love.

...oh yes, my first love.

Thinking he figured out the cause, Kitagawara regained his composure. This time he decided not only to talk, but also to use his hands and feet to express his anger.

He pointed at the other party, thinking about the trouble, he didn't put his hands on his hips.

And after a few seconds, Bei Chuanyuan was about to speak, but felt that it was really tiring to raise his hands like this, so he finally let it go, completely giving up his hands and feet and expressing his mood.Anyway, he wasn't very angry at first, at most he was upset to see Fushimi Saruhiko's same mocking face, which seemed to be wholesale free of money.

As for the trivial matter of first love, Kitagawara estimated that even Katsura Kotaro himself might have almost forgotten about it.

"Hey," Bei Chuanyuan leaned forward and patted his face, while with the other hand, he was ready for the opponent's conditioned reflex to hit him.

However, Fushimi Saru Hiko did not respond.Bei Chuanyuan felt more and more that the other party was simply in a daze.

"You should say something," Bei Chuanyuan really couldn't bear the silence of the two of them, and now he was depressed to death.

"Your first love..." Fushimi Saruhiko finally released his rigid state, and stretched out his hand to adjust his glasses.

"Isn't it me?" Fushimi Sarubigu was very serious, with a serious expression and a serious voice, and he didn't mean to be joking at all.

"...cough cough cough!" Kitagawara didn't recover for a long time, the expression on his face shuttled back and forth between "I'm afraid this person is stupid" and "Did I meet a fake Fushimi Saru Hiko", And couldn't stop.

"Who gave you the confidence?" Bei Chuanyuan suspected that the person in front of him definitely forgot to take his medicine. Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic, "Wake up, it's already noon."

"You said it yourself."

"what?"

"You have a crush on me, didn't you tell those people yourself?" Fushimi Saruhiko put his hands in his pockets and said.

"Come on, you still bring up that kind of old stuff... Besides, it's not the same as who my first love is."

Hearing this, Kitagawara could also understand that there was a little deviation in their understanding of the dialogue between them.

Explaining this kind of thing is especially troublesome. Bei Chuan was annoyed to death at first, but he suddenly thought of something, and his tone suddenly changed, "I said, you don't think I've only been in love once, do you? I seem to be so innocent ?”

Kitagawara approached him fiercely and asked.

Fushimi Saruhiko shook his head, and said honestly, "You don't look like you're going to be in love at all."

The whole face is full of loneliness.

Kitagawara understood the subtext in his words, and then kicked him twice on the spot.

"Bastard! Even if I had a crush on you before," Bei Chuan Yuanyu said angrily, "Now I have nothing, nothing!"

***

This is revenge, right?

Kitagawara, do you dare to be smaller? !

On the right hand of Fushimi Saruhiko sat the so-called "Miss Gui" who was disguised as a woman, and in front of him was Mr. Endo who held one-third of their department's salary slips and the authority to approve funds.

Mr. Endo's complexion is very ugly. Of course, Fushimi Saru's complexion is not much better than his. The only one who can't see obvious changes in his expression is Katsura Kotaro. What kind of look is there under the thick makeup powder?

Probably just as bad.

The waiter looked at the table here full of resentment, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and he had to stay away.

"I didn't expect that," Mr. Endo said in a strange tone, "The boyfriend you mentioned would be Fushimi-kun."

It's not good, Fushimi Ape Hiko felt nervous, thinking of the pile of documents waiting for funding approval in his bag, he suddenly felt that they might not see the light of day again today.

Kitagawara!

Fushimi Monkey stood up fiercely, "Sorry, excuse me."

Wait, no, Katsura Kotaro looked shocked, you just left me and left? !

Fushimi Saruhiko turned his chair around and picked up the collar of Kitagawara who was sitting in the back seat.Then, under the indifferent gaze of Sakata Gintoki, he almost dragged him into the toilet.

Bei Chuanyuan began to panic, "Well, I didn't mean to sell you just now, I just went to the toilet, I really didn't expect them to rush over at that time."

"Then," Fushimi gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "I became the current boyfriend of that 'Miss Gui'?"

"Calm down! The world is in an emergency, right..."

Fushimi Saru Biguli ignored him and pinned him against the wall of the toilet.

Bei Chuanyuan faced the eyes of the people coming and going, and said awkwardly, "...Actually, we can discuss it in another place. And I won't run away, you don't need... this kind of posture—"

"I can't offend Endo for a guy I don't know at all," Fushimi Saruhiko cut him off, "You have to help me prove that I have nothing to do with that guy."

"Didn't I tell him that I was Mr. Gui's boyfriend," Bei Chuanyuan said with a bitter face, "but he didn't believe it."

Maybe it's because the preconceived notions are too deep-rooted, or maybe it's Kitagawahara's much shorter height that makes Endo feel no threat. All in all, in Endo's eyes, Fushimi Saru Hiko is his real rival.

Fushimi Saru Hiko sneered, "That's even simpler."

"You tell him that the two of us are dating, and I don't know the person he is chasing from the beginning to the end."

Eh?

what?

"Then what should Mr. Gui do?!"

A few seconds after Kitagawara blurted out these words, he felt Fushimi Saru Hiko getting closer to him.

"Tsk, you really care about your first love." Fushimi's voice sounded a little strange for some reason, "but you only have two choices now."

Fushimi Saru Hiko's voice was close to his ear, a bit deliberately low and deep, and what's more terrible was the gnashing of teeth in his tone, which made Kitagawara believe that this was definitely not an optional question.

"I think we must have something else—"

"Either," Fushimi Aru Hiko didn't intend to listen to him at all, and continued on his own, "You tell them that we are dating. Or, I tell them that we are dating."

***

If he really did what Fushimi Saru Hiko said, he wouldn't be called Kitagawara.There must be guilt, but he can't do anything to sell Gui Xiaotaro.

There must be a way to get the best of both worlds.

Bei Chuanyuan slapped the dining table with his imposing hands. I don't know if it shocked others, but it was true that his hands were half numb.

"Mr. Endo," he took a deep breath, "I have something to tell you."

Mr. Endo snorted lightly, "Young man, don't keep trying to fool me. To tell you the truth, you have no sense of CP with wigs."

"It's not a wig, it's—" Kitagawara promptly covered Gui Xiaotaro's mouth.

CP feels you a ghost, Bei Chuanyuan is about to scold him to the sky in his heart, you don't have any CP feelings with him, why are there so many things!

"That's not what I'm talking about. Actually, I'm talking to..."

I'm a couple with this hot chicken thing next to me.

...No, I can't say it at all.Bei Chuanyuan was mad inside, how could he say it out loud, am I shameless?

"What he wants to say is that the two of us are actually dating," Fushimi Saruhiko glanced at him in disgust, this guy is really unreliable.

"It's useless," Kitagawara expressed his feelings with dead fish eyes, "he can use cp sense to confirm the authenticity, do you think there will be between the two of us—"

Endo suddenly laughed, "I knew how she would choose someone else except me."

Kitagawara: "..." Don't you even have to doubt it?

Endo grabbed Gui's hand, "Wigger, you believe in me, it will definitely bring you happiness."

"Then Mr. Endo," Fushimi Saruhiko took out the documents at the right time, "Please take a look at these documents."

"Small things, small things," Endo waved his hand, "I'll stamp you right away."

Kitagawara and Katsura Kotaro were stunned by the side.

Sakata Gintoki ate the dessert and complained vaguely, "As expected of a tax thief..."

Kitagawara suddenly felt that he was really stupid enough to feel guilty for Fushimi Saru Hiko.

But Mr. Gui can't ignore it.

"You let her go!"

Endo turned his head impatiently, "I said you never finished, your boyfriend is gone."

"Although I am indeed dating Fushimi now," Kitagawara held Katsura Kotaro's hand tightly, "but this will soon become a thing of the past."

"I knew it from the first time we met," now it's not easy to act in a play, Bei Chuanyuan pretended to be affectionate, "she has a special meaning to me, I have hardly met such a person, I would feel that She is annoying, but even so, I still come to her again and again."

Fushimi Saru Hiko really wanted to leave like this at first, and the documents were stamped anyway, and the rest of the mess was thrown to Kitagawara, anyway, he was the one who caused it himself.

Bei Chuanyuan immediately dismantled this so-called couple relationship, he was not surprised at all, everyone took what they needed, and there was no interference, so naturally they let him go.

Just before he reached the door, he unconsciously slowed down.

Kitagawara continued, "I know you want to ask me about Fushimi, but there are always a few times in my life that I miss her. I like her, I really like her, and I thank you for making me understand this and avoiding I missed her again."

"And since I have such an opportunity, why would I hand her over to you?"

Bei Chuanyuan looked at Endo with ferocious eyes. Although his face was not ferocious, he was even smiling, but there was a bit of hostility for no reason, it didn't look like he was courting.

But when he raised the hand with interlocking fingers to his lips, and then spoke in such a low voice, he showed a deep love that didn't match his age.

Katsura Kotaro's scalp was numb from this action, goose bumps all over his body, and he wanted to force a smile against Endo's desperate and shocked eyes.

Part-time work is risky, and women's clothing needs to be cautious.

"Since getting along with him, although I have hatred and resentment in my heart, I always can't let go."

"So I won't give up."

His voice was not very loud, but perhaps the surrounding environment was too quiet, and his voice could be clearly heard in the hall.It was just such an instant, Fushimi Saru Hiko raised his head, and met Kitagawara's eyes from afar.

He said.

"I was born to be entangled with him to the death."

***

In the end, Endo was probably frightened by Kitagawara's overly fierce eyes, and agreed very humiliatingly that he would not pester him any more in the future.

After the incident, Sakata Gintoki felt gossip, and nudged him with his elbow, "Hey, who is that person you want to entangle with to death?"

Bei Chuanyuan was a little puzzled when asked, "I'm not acting, where did I get the object from?"

"Don't try to fool the teacher, your emotional outburst was so real, I don't believe you didn't think anything in your heart."

Bei Chuanyuan suddenly looked surprised, "You can see it."

Sakata Gintoki looked smug, "That's right, tell me, who were you thinking about at that time?"

"Who else could it be?" Bei Chuanyuan said angrily.

He slapped his thigh angrily, "Of course it's the damn competition paper! Teacher, you said that even if I use up all my brain cells, I can't write [-]... words... Teacher?"

"...You were thinking about your graduation thesis at that time?" Sakata Gintoki's tone was no longer complex enough to describe it.

"That's right," Beichuan didn't know why at first, but then began to complain, "Teacher, why do I have to apply for that thesis competition? I was temporarily confused by the prize money. Just get a consolation prize, why go to the finals, how can I write 3 words now, but the bonus is really high..."

"'Although I have hatred and resentment in my heart, I can't let it go'." Sakata Gintoki repeated Bei Chuanyuan's previous remarks with a strange expression.

"Yes, this is my heartfelt... Hey, it seems that I said this sentence..."

"Then you kept staring at that guy across from me at that time, I thought you were talking to him!" Unfortunately, I thought there was something between the two of you!Really deceiving feelings, Sakata Gintoki thought angrily, not only his fire of gossip was extinguished, but also this feeling as if he was being played hard by someone is definitely not an illusion.

Bei Chuanyuan was very innocent, "Why keep staring at the other side, who are you talking to? I am short-sighted, and people look like mosaics at a little distance. My sight is out of focus, how can I stare at the other side?"

"...Your myopia is so shortsighted that the teacher and I are defenseless."

Bei Chuanyuan retorted unconvinced, "I obviously wear glasses in class, obviously it's the teacher and you didn't pay attention."

"Oh," Sakata Gintoki said in a cool tone, "Just tell me, how many times have you attended this article's story, or do you mean that your black-rimmed glasses that appeared at the beginning of Chapter 5 have any sense of existence? "

"...Okay." Bei Chuanyuan felt guilty when he was told, as if he had really done something outrageous.In order to make up for his mistake, he asked with a guilty conscience.

"So who was standing opposite?"