[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

"If it were me," Osamu Dazai raised his voice, "I would rather believe it than believe it. After all—"

"That's who you really care about."

Pretending to be calm in the face of danger is a test of acting skills. Even though Osamu Dazai is familiar with the game, and it is not the first day he is an actor, he still feels that his palms are sweating, and the fingers holding the signal signal are imperceptible. trembling.

"Judaimu," Prison Temple spoke first, to ease the shame caused by a complete misunderstanding earlier, "This must be a conspiracy, how can it be such a coincidence, the person just went out, it is impossible to meet the other person so soon."

"Indeed, Tsuna," Yamamoto said, "after all, even the prison temple doesn't know about Kitagawara, how did the enemy know, and they can accurately capture him as a hostage."

Sure enough, he couldn't get through, Osamu Dazai sighed in his heart, if he was arrested and placed under house arrest, it would be acceptable, but if he was tortured to extract a confession, then he would really be thankful.

He has no sense of belonging to the port gangs, not even the port gangs, he has no sense of dependence on anyone anywhere.But if you reveal your own secrets without being sure that you will die, just thinking about it is a terrible development.

Osamu Dazai thought about it distressedly, and felt that at this time, he could only hope that Pengo Li's leader's brain was struck by lightning, or that his family's omnipotent intuition went wrong, but no matter what he thought——

"Where is he?" Tsunayoshi Sawada's voice was calm, and he could be called rational and calm, without the slightest appearance of being struck by lightning. "Where did your companion take him?"

"Ten generations!"

"His rhetoric is indeed very problematic. The statement just now is mostly a lie, but only the senior is in the hands of his companion... I also hope that my own intuition is wrong."

Osamu Dazai raised his head, he couldn't tell whether he was glad or regretful, he was one step away from death.

But next—

I'm just talking about luck, who would have thought that he would really believe it!

How can this lie be fulfilled? !

***

Whether it's a husky or a corgi, Inuyasha didn't know what it was before, but now he doesn't want to know.

What the hell is this guy talking about in there?

Zhongya Zhongya stood behind Beichuanyuan with a speechless expression on his face. The sinister atmosphere of being chased and killed was completely destroyed at once. If Beichuanyuan originally had this purpose, it would indeed be very powerful.But the problem is, this guy doesn't look like he has that kind of brain.

He was definitely wondering seriously whether the white-haired man in front of him was a corgi or a husky.

Enough!

"That guy is definitely a wolf dog!" Zhong Yuanzhong also expressed his opinion.

Bei Chuanyuan looked suddenly enlightened, "Yes, it's also possible."

Maybe you big head ghosts!Inuyasha felt that he had never suffered such a big insult in his life, not even when he was called a half-demon.He is a demon in a good way, what kind of wolf dog corgi husky, it is an insult to his dignity.

Inuyasha bared his teeth and grinned, looking like he was about to make trouble.

Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth silently, ready to fight to the death with the opponent.

Bei Chuanyuan held his breath and focused, patiently looking for an opportunity to escape.Suddenly a gust of wind blew up outside the window, kicking up the long-accumulated dust on the wooden steps.

This is the time!

Nakahara Chuya and Inuyasha looked at each other sparklingly, and each planned to use their full strength.Dust was flying all around, and the two collided in momentum, neither giving in. Seeing that a fierce battle was about to start, a loud noise suddenly came from the side.

"Ah!"

Bei Chuanyuan covered his nose with one hand, and waved away the dust with the other hand, his voice was a bit vague, "Well... accidental accident, you continue..."

"...wait for me," Nakahara Zhongya said suddenly.

Inuyasha nodded in understanding, and then turned to Kitagawara at the same time.

Bei Chuanyuan looked at the two people who were sharpening their knives and rushing towards the pig and sheep, "Wait, you can't do this, I just sneezed!"

"Who said we wanted to hit you for sneezing?"

"...Then why?"

"Do you need a reason to hit you? No need." Just ask yourself, don't answer for me!

Kitagawara stepped back in horror step by step until he bumped into another person's shoulder.

"May I ask who you are?" There was doubt in the voice of the girl who was hit on the shoulder, but this doubt disappeared when she saw Inuyasha, and turned into anger, "Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha has a bad heart, but running away does not exist, and Kagome Higurashi can make him lie down in minutes without using his hands. This is not an exaggeration, but a real fact.

"Sit me down!"

***

"In fact, I have always had a doubt."

Here it comes, Kagome Higurashi straightened her back a little nervously. This is the reason why she let Inuyasha stay in the room at first, not to go out.Fortunately, the family members said that the strangers outside could not explain clearly at all.If you are unlucky to meet one or two guys whose job is to eliminate demons, things will not be as simple as a melee.Fortunately, even though it was a bit strange to meet these two people today, at least they had nothing to do with the Demon Eliminator.

But explaining is also really troublesome.

She had a hundred reasons why there were monsters in the shrine in her mind, but none of them sounded reliable.

I just hope that this person in front of me is easier to fool.

"...You ask." The big deal is that the jar is broken, anyway, the jar is not much better.

"Excuse me," Bei Chuanyuan was very serious, sitting upright with a serious expression.

"Whether he is a corgi or a husky, or some other kind, please tell me."

Kagome Higurashi: "..."

This question... She felt that it was more difficult to answer than asking "Why are there monsters in the shrine".

Higurashi Kagome looked at Inuyasha, then at Kitagawara's eyes full of curiosity, and felt that this question was beyond her ability.

She traced back to the source and recalled Inuyasha's immediate family, and said somewhat uncertainly, "I think it's probably...a poodle."

***

Out of guilt for the trouble Inuyasha caused them, Kagome Higurashi invites the two to stay for dinner.Of course, this move was strongly opposed by Inuyasha, but at Higurashi Shrine, no matter in terms of species or law, Inuyasha has no human rights.

Bei Chuanyuan didn't expect the time to pass so fast, after all, he came out to buy books, but the progress bar of the only serious thing was not moving, and other messy things caused a lot of trouble.

Tortured by these things, he was already a little hungry, and it was getting late, so he didn't refuse.But you can't really eat others for nothing, Bei Chuanyuan and Zhongyuan Zhong also simply helped them in the kitchen.

Nakahara Chuya and Higurashi Kagome went to get the ingredients, while Kitagawa Principle and Inuyasha were doing some preparations in the kitchen.

Inuyasha has been doing chores in the kitchen for more than a day or two. Although he is still not proficient in his movements, he still looks good.Looking at Kitagawara, he was amazed.

Sensing Kitagawara's gaze, Inuyasha didn't look back. He was ordered by Kagome not to attack these two humans, especially Kitagawara.

Because after all, Chuya Chuya's fighting power cannot be underestimated, and he has no talent for causing trouble, which is in stark contrast to Kitagawara.

Inuyasha still has a heart for Kitagawara's "corgi".

Kitagawara was absent-mindedly cutting tomatoes in the kitchen, and occasionally looked at Inuyasha, who had a stinky face, obviously very dissatisfied with being assigned to work with him.

Fortunately, Zhongyuan Zhong also came back quickly, so the awkward atmosphere in the kitchen did not last for too long.

Zhong Yuanzhong also handed over a basket of eggs.

Bei Chuanyuan slapped one into the bowl, and couldn't help expressing emotion, "This is not bad."

Ten seconds later, he raised his head and found that Zhong Yuan Zhong also had no intention of leaving, and he had an expression on his face that he had something to say.

"Is something wrong?"

Of course there is something wrong in the Central Plains, he hasn't forgotten what he came out for, Dazai Osamu is still alive and dead, and he is still waiting for him to rescue him.Although he didn't want to save him at all.

Mori Ogai nicknamed it a double-black partner to relieve him of work pressure, but Nakahara didn't realize it at all anyway.Osamu Dazai would occasionally help him put an end to his supernatural powers, just a few times like this, he also had to worry about whether he would be thrown into the wilderness by Dazai Osamu, most of the time, he was simply Osamu Dazai. Closing robot.

For a while, he heard a saying that was widely circulated in the organization, "Double black partners are not tired from work", and almost every time he heard it, Zhongyuan Zhong felt that he needed a quick fix.

God damn not tired from work, that is "Double black partner Dazai is not tired"!Zhong Yuanzhong also sometimes feels very sad, thinking that he is only fourteen or fifteen years old, so he has to worry every day that he will die from overwork one day.

Nakahara Chuya originally wanted to ask Kitagawara about the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai, but his thoughts turned too quickly, and the utterance turned into a complaint.

"How good it is to separate..."

He does his own thing, and saves him from being forced to worry about Osamu Dazai all the time.

In all fairness, there are actually only one or two things that need their partners to complete, and the rest can be done by themselves.However, Osamu Dazai did not know how many things he was assigned to do in the name of a partner, but Mori Ogai was still partial, and you had to take care of him one by one.

Bei Chuanyuan was picking up another egg at that time, and was taken aback when he heard this, "Do you want to separate?"

"Yes, separate!" Zhong Yuanzhong also patted the table with great momentum.

I want to protest, and then partner with Osamu Dazai, he will die of myocardial infarction sooner or later.

"But, does it make any difference whether to separate or not?"

"Nonsense, can being alone be the same as being with others? However, if we really separate, it doesn't seem very good." First of all, Mori Ogai will definitely talk to him about life and ideals, and then he will definitely have to exaggerate to achieve his goal Osamu Dazai's tragic situation, after being emotionally moved, he must understand it and give him a deep analysis of the impact of their partner or not on the interests of the organization. All in all, it is very annoying.

Nakahara Chuya was so entangled to death, he asked Kitagawara, "What do you think?"

"I think?" Bei Chuanyuan tilted his head and thought for a while, "This kind of thing still depends on your own thoughts. What's in your heart, just follow your heart and do it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, "How can it be as easy as you said?"

"This is an easy thing to do. After all, if you separate, you will separate. What serious consequences can there be?"

"...so you suggest I separate?"

"It's not a suggestion," Kitagawara scratched his hair, "I'm just saying that it's not difficult to do this."

It's really not difficult. If he insists on doing this, Mori Owai has nothing to do with him except to talk more nonsense.

That's right, it's better to be said when it's said, than to be angry with Osamu Dazai's partner again!Nakahara Chuya made up his mind, but this time he made a request to Mori Ogai after the matter was over.

"Thank you very much." Zhong Yuan patted Bei Chuan Yuan on the shoulder, with some sincerity in his voice.When he was in the port gang, he often complained to others, but until now, the only person who really supported him was Kitagawara.

"It's nothing." Bei Chuanyuan was taken aback, "It's a small matter."

***

Kitagawara stared at Chuya Chuya's back leaving in a daze for a while.Now not only is his head confused, but he also feels that his glasses are probably covered with water mist, otherwise, how could he feel that the other party's pace of leaving is somewhat decisive?

Why is this kind of thing so serious?

"Hey, what are you doing there all the time?" Inuyasha, who was also in the kitchen, looked dissatisfied, "Look at the pot, and, what have you been talking about since just now?"

"It's nothing," Bei Chuanyuan said, "Didn't he send some eggs just now? When I just cracked the egg, it happened to be a double-yolk egg, and then he said that he wanted to eat it separately from other eggs."

"What's the difference?" Inuyasha felt that he didn't understand the way of thinking of these human beings very well. "A double-yolk egg is also an egg. If you don't eat it separately, it's an egg. If you don't separate it, it's still an egg."

"Yeah, that's why I told him that."

"Then there's nothing to worry about." Inuyasha felt that he couldn't understand humans more and more.

"From what he said, it seemed that he wanted to keep a separate portion for himself. But later he said that he was very distressed. Sometimes he thought it was better to separate, but sometimes he felt that it was really impossible to separate, and then he insisted on me to give a suggestion. "

"...Human beings are really troublesome." There is nothing to worry about such a small matter.

"Then if I say separate, let's separate," Bei Chuanyuan looked at the double-yolk egg in the bowl, "Anyway, it's not troublesome to fry a double-yolk egg for him alone."