[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

There is nothing good about going out on a mission with Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Nakaya once again proved this with his own experience.

Why is the mission location that can be regarded as a confidential document within the port gangsters exposed? Nakahara also has reason to suspect that all of this is the work of Osamu Dazai.This guy wants to die like crazy, he can do such a thing as deliberately revealing his whereabouts and letting others hunt him down.

Zhongyuan Zhong also hated this, but every time he proposed to help Dazai rule his long-cherished wish for many years, and when he worked so hard to send him to hell, this guy's desire to survive was stronger than ever.

It was the same this time, and now that I think about it, I was too naive to think that I would be able to escape Dazai Osamu's torment by fleeing in two ways.

There is a special means of communication in the port gang, which is actually equivalent to a signal flare. If one of them has an accident, he can pass his information to another person through this.When Mori Ogai handed this thing over to the two of them for the first time, he said very earnestly, mainly to him, "Remember to take good care of Dazai-kun."

There was an undisguised eccentricity in the words.

What does it mean to take good care of him?I take care of him, so who takes care of me? !

Staying with Osamu Dazai, I'm in danger of having a heart attack every day, you know? !Do you know that it's not good to be a leader with such a double standard?

However, no matter how overwhelming Chuya's mind was, he really had no right to say no to what the leader ordered.

When he first received the signal, Nakahara didn't take it seriously, thinking that it might be Dazai Osamu who jumped into the river again, but he didn't die and could only come back to harm the world.All in all, not a big deal.Nakahara also sometimes has a kind of self-confidence in Dazai, thinking that he probably won't die no matter what, after all, the scourge will last for thousands of years, and Dazai's level is not a problem even if he lives for tens of thousands of years.

He thought about the previous bet again, although he knew in his heart that Dazai Ji was so shameless that it would be impossible to honor the bet in this life.But thinking about being able to laugh at the other party severely, I feel better.

It was only when he walked near the signal emission point that he realized that something was wrong.

He has been to the nearby rivers, and even the people nearby have asked if they have salvaged any humanoid objects recently. Is it possible that Osamu Dazai felt tired of jumping into the river and planned to change the way of suicide? !

Logically, it shouldn't be. That guy's principle is to commit suicide in a clean and refreshing manner. Although Nakahara also felt that jumping into the river would not be a clean and refreshing way to go, Dazai Osamu would definitely not use the uncomfortable method of hanging and cutting his wrists.

Could it be that the guy was really arrested?

That's really...

Nakahara Chuya had a heavy expression on his face.

So fucking happy!

***

"With Ganga here, there won't be any major problems." Takeshi Yamamoto glanced at the prison temple who was rushing to the road next to him, and said, "There is no need to be in such a hurry."

"Nonsense, how could something go wrong in Judaime, but of course we have to help as much as we can," Kikuji coughed lightly, and suddenly looked at Takeshi Yamamoto suspiciously, "Speaking of which, why are you here? I'm alone. enough."

Takeshi Yamamoto scratched his hair, smiled helplessly, "Skylark is here today."

"So what, anyway, if you don't mess with him, that guy will definitely treat you as if you don't exist."

"Did you forget," Takeshi Yamamoto reminded, "Today is also someone's regular release date."

Prison Temple suddenly had a headache, "Those two guys will definitely get together, and you too, Judaime is going to have gray hair because of those bills!"

Takeshi Yamamoto didn't speak, just looked straight at the prison temple.

"..." Prison Temple turned his head a little guilty, "Okay, I have a part too."

"Speaking of which, it's really lively here, it looks like a lot of students."

"The way of changing the subject is really blunt, Mr. Prison Temple."

"...can you not speak?"

Takeshi Yamamoto nodded his head twice seriously, and continued to follow the topic of prison temple's transfer in a particularly cooperative manner, "It's normal that there are many students. After all, there is a university nearby."

"Speaking of which," he seemed to think of something suddenly, "that guy's university seems to be nearby."

"That rascal?"

"It's the person you guessed that the hot-blooded Gang is interested in," Takeshi Yamamoto was completely unaware of his amazing inside story, "I met him when I was delivering sushi for my family."

"How do you know that person is the real one?" Prison Temple was a little skeptical, "Before that, you probably hadn't seen that person before."

"Although I haven't seen the real person, I have seen the photos."

"Eh?!"

"It's on Ah Gang's mobile phone, I accidentally saw it once."

"Wait," Prison Temple suddenly sensed something was wrong, "You already know what the other person looks like. Then... when we bet on whether the other party is a man or a woman, you already..."

Takeshi Yamamoto nodded, smiling brightly, "That time I won back a year's salary."

***

This is where Osamu Dazai excels.

Because even though he is wearing special handcuffs and shackles, he is no different from a prisoner, but he can still show a fearless expression that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, scalding to death and scalding alive will count as your loss.

In fact, he had time to gloat.

"Just wait," he said lazily, mocking Bei Chuanyuan in a low voice, "You will be the next one to be targeted."

Osamu Dazai was right, in fact, there was no need to set fire, and Tsunayoshi Sawada alone was enough for Kitagawara to have a headache for a long time.

At this time, you should take the initiative to attack, Kitagawara raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "I confess, I have nothing to do with this person, Gang, you must trust me! I don't even know his name!"

Anyway, let's get rid of the relationship first.However, Osamu Dazai was not idle.

"Since it's okay, why are you confessing?" Osamu Dazai yawned lazily, like "I will go to hell, and others will go to hell with me", "Also, you don't know my name, but I know your name."

"Bei-Chuan-Yuan." He drawled his tone viciously, vowing to take revenge on the previous snot water revenge.

As for things like names, he doesn't know, how can the shop owner not know the names of his regular customers?Kitagawara, Kitagawara's, I don't know how many times I called it, if I don't remember it, I'd be really stupid.

Bei Chuanyuan obviously realized this too.

"Why don't you..." Bei Chuanyuan looked embarrassed, "Listen to my explanation first?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Did I say that I don't believe you?"

Kitagawara was immediately moved, and almost stepped forward to hug him and said, "You are so nice, innocent and unpretentious, you are different from those coquettish sluts who 'don't listen to me' all day long."

Feeling bored, Dazai turned his head away.

"But I have something else to ask. Senior should have recognized me when I was talking," he smiled softly, "Why didn't you just come out at that time?"

"... There is actually a big reason for this, ah, you listen to me and I will blind you—"

"...Uh, no, let me explain to you, it's that..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled slightly, then shook his head firmly, "I don't listen."

What about simple and unpretentious? !

Nobody says hello to you.

"I can more or less guess the reason why senior hides from me." Sawada Tsunayoshi finally stopped laughing, and his expressionless face was a bit permeable for no reason.

"I also know that senior should stay away from me no matter what the reason is. But in the situation just now, for the sake of my own safety, it shouldn't be just to vent my anger on me."

"Although you are safe and sound this time, there are not so many mistakes in the world, senior, you—"

"I understand what you mean," Kitagawara grabbed one of Sawada Tsunayoshi's hands, and patted him on the shoulder with the other hand to express comfort, "Thank you anyway, but don't worry, my Humans cherish life very much.”

Although he knew that the other party's words were mostly perfunctory, the momentum accumulated on Tsunayoshi Sawada suddenly collapsed like a deflated ball.

"Senior." He said slowly.

"If I said, I will keep you safe and sound, will you..."

He said this in a very soft voice, Kitagawara almost thought he had an illusion.

"Could it be..." Bei Chuan turned his head instinctively, "...Yes, it's you! Will you make the same mistake in the future?!"

Osamu Dazai: "???"

***

Dazai Osamu secretly scolded Chuya Nakahara for his inefficiency.However, the face is still calm and unhurried, trying to create a character setting that is not afraid of danger.

At the same time, he did not forget to look at Bei Chuanyuan, who had brought disaster to the east, with contempt.

"You can't say no to him, and you actually use minors to block the knife, Bei Chuanyuan, you are a human being!"

Bei Chuanyuan responded in a low voice, and there was actually a bit of sincerity in his voice, "I think about it now, it's so tiring to be a human being, it's better not to do it. But if you don't say it, I will almost forget that you are still a minor. "

"Senior." Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't have a big reaction to Kitagawara's rude transfer of the topic, as if he had expected this to happen a long time ago.

"Here!...What are you doing?" Kitagawara, who was sending cordial greetings to Osamu Dazai, was really taken aback, and at the same time felt a little guilty.

"Those words just now..." He paused, then raised his head with a normal smile at the corner of his mouth, "Let's just pretend I didn't say anything."

***

As soon as Tsunayoshi Sawada walked out the door, he was not surprised to see Takeshi Yamamoto and Gokuji waiting at the door.He can also guess most of the reasons why these two people came out. After all, he had so readily agreed to Li Baoen's proposal to arrest people because of this consideration. After all, it is said that out of sight, out of mind.

Hibari Kyouya and Rokudoku.

... Heh, the funding terminator.

"I've been waiting for a long time, but why do you have to wait here?" It looked like two door gods, although he personally felt that the shop owner probably wouldn't like this kind of door god.

"Judaimu..." Yuji had a complex expression, hesitant to speak many times, and when he saw Dazai Osamu, he still looked angry, which made Dazai Osamu very baffled.

Prison Temple struggled for a long time before making up his mind and said, he closed his eyes, "If Judaimu decides to let him go, I won't stop him."

"……what?"

No, why should I let him go? !Sawada Tsunayoshi has black question marks all over his face.And why are you looking so serious?

"I," Prison Temple said word by word, "I am willing to protect the love of ten generations."

"..."

Are you fucking saying that sentence again?

Osamu Dazai, who is one of the center of the topic, looked at this and that, and suddenly realized something in his heart, but he felt a little aggrieved.

Sure enough, it is not a serious mafia, Osamu Dazai wondered, why is this family still not finished?

***

Sometimes, a small difference in perspective can lead to two completely different conclusions.

Takeshi Yamamoto didn't quite understand that he was here to help, but in the end it became a gossip conference, but out of the friendship of colleagues, he helped the prison temple to point the finger at that person.

From the perspective of the prison temple, Kitagawara was just blocked by the bookshelves and several figures, and the prison temple could only see Osamu Dazai in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"Is that the person?" He said heavily.

Those of the hostile family, this is really a trick of fate, Judaime... Sigh.

"That's it." Takeshi Yamamoto looked at Kitagawara who was standing next to Tsunayoshi Sawada, and his tone was a bit heavy.

Just an ordinary person, the gap is too great.

The two of them looked at each other, and then heard each other's sighs.

The author has something to say:

If there is no accident, I will put it on Friday. In order to take care of all the memes, I accidentally wrote it into a long and messy story, and now the plot is still running fast (cover my face)