[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Bei Chuanyuan was hit hard by that greasy man, and his whole body was like a thunderbolt, not much better than when those young girls were called aunts.Fortunately, he is a person who can focus on the key points. He realized that the most important thing in this sentence is not an adjective, but a verb.

"How old are you, are you going to die in love with someone?" Bei Chuanyuan stretched out his hand to pat the other party's shoulder in a funny mood, but he didn't even touch a corner of the clothes, and the other party quickly backed away in disgust step.

"Hey, do you need to be so disgusted?" Bei Chuan was a little helpless, but more depressed, he thought that he had been chased by a girl to confess his confession, although now thinking about it is all black history, but what? It shouldn't be so disgusting.

Osamu Dazai saw the depression of the person in front of him, and he didn't care about it on his face and heart, but he comforted him out of a kind of sympathy he had never had before, "Actually, I don't dislike it very much, and I don't think so. It’s just very disgusting.”

What kind of consolation is this... It's a supplementary knife!

Bei Chuanyuan suddenly rose to the idea that he was an idiot to talk to this person, he turned his head tired and continued to flip through the books.However, Osamu Dazai slowly finished his words when he turned his head.

"After all, I only like cute ladies. Even if you exude a masculine temperament, I will not be shaken."

……

Thank goodness he wasn't drinking water, but Bei Chuanyuan was still staggered by the careless words, and almost fell into the pile of books.

"Ah," Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "I'm just kidding."

For the first time in his life, Bei Chuanyuan was played around by a boy who looked six or seven years younger than him.From this, he became more determined that it was a stupid decision to talk to this person, and he decided that he must never talk to this person in the future.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have exhausted his interest in Kitagawara, and turned his head to continue flipping through the pile of books like other people who came looking for books.The only difference is that he likes to talk to himself.

"Why not..." His tone sounded distressed, but the expression on his face was different. He took out a book, and when he saw that it was wrong, he threw it back casually, completely ignoring whether there was someone standing behind him.

"...I'm talking about you," Bei Chuanyuan finally couldn't help saying when he didn't know how many times he was hit on the head, hands, or feet by the book, "at your age, it should be time for class now, right? Don't you care about it at home?"

"Home..." He repeated the word expressionlessly, and then quickly raised a smile at the corner of his mouth, "I ran away from home, so it's okay."

He said such words with a face of indifference.

"Not this one either." Before Kitagawara could react to this, Osamu Dazai continued to bury his head in the pile of books, and at the same time threw the unnecessary book in his hand back.

Fortunately, this time Bei Chuanyuan found out in time and dodged properly.But after he lowered his head to look at the title of the book, he felt something was wrong.

"Stop it!" Bei Chuanyuan really couldn't bear it this time, "I managed to pull out the few books I want to use from the pile of books, don't throw them all away!"

Bei Chuanyuan is really angry about this matter. Anyone who has been to this bookstore knows how difficult it is to find books here.Bei Chuanyuan managed to pull out the book. Originally, several books were stacked and put aside, but Dazai threw them in such a random way. If he wants to retrieve them later, many more brain cells will die for no reason.

However, no matter who Osamu Dazai is, Mori Ogai has nothing to do with him.I haven't been in the port gangsters for a few years, but I've become a candidate for cadres. It's very rare to be able to calm down and listen to you.Everyone in the gang in the port knew that Nakahara Chuya had a hot temper, and he seemed not to be trifled with, but only the leader, Mori Ogai, knew best whether it was difficult to manage or Dazai Osamu. All the impressions can be summed up in one word, terrible.

Osamu Dazai, who was particularly upset, didn't pause when he heard the call, and carried out his plan to find books as if no one else was there.

So sometimes things like little ghosts are really annoying, and little ghosts with high IQs are even more annoying.As for what to do if the child is disobedient, the rhetoric that a beating is enough is useless here. Of course, it is impossible for Bei Chuanyuan to really step forward and beat him up.When encountering this kind of thing, he can only pretend that he is unlucky, Bei Chuanyuan took a deep breath, "What book are you looking for, I will help you find it."

Only then did Osamu Dazai turn around to look at him, "The Complete Suicide Manual."

"...What the hell?!"

Osamu Dazai suddenly had a face of "Since he is illiterate, why do you ask?" Kitagawara gritted his teeth in anger, and at the same time, a sense of powerlessness emerged spontaneously.

"Complete Suicide Manual", a normal person has never heard of this book... No, a normal person would not look for this kind of book, okay? !

The topic went back to the very beginning, and Kitagawara's curiosity gradually increased as time went by, "Can you be more positive and optimistic, die for love and commit suicide all day long, is there any shadow in your childhood?"

No one knows whether Osamu Dazai had shadows in his childhood, because he has re-entered the state of ignoring others, but this time it is different from before, with a deadpan expression and a gloomy look.

"Actually," he said suddenly, "I have been hunted down by a group of vicious mafia."

When Bei Chuanyuan heard it, he was actually amused for a moment, "Young man, do you realize that your painting style is different from yours before?"

What kind of scenes of the enemy chasing and killing, the family background is miserable, Bei Chuanyuan looked left and right, but he couldn't see Dazai Osamu's feeling in this regard, he didn't seem to have deep hatred and lack of love.

"It's true," he smiled easily, without making any excuses for Kitagawara's doubts.

"If the mafia is really chasing you, you can still be alive and kicking here? But whether it's true or not, you put down the book in your hand first."

"Okay." He responded straightforwardly. Bei Chuanyuan took the book, feeling strange in his heart, and was pushed to the small warehouse under the stairs beside him unexpectedly.

It was said to be a small warehouse, but in fact it was just a room under the stairs, without a decent door, and the owner just used a curtain cloth as a door.The degree of dust accumulation on the homemade cloth is unimaginable for normal people. After being pushed like this, almost all the dust on the curtains fell on him. Bei Chuanyuan was choked to death in the room, and Osamu Dazai’s voice was still alive from outside. Come here, what are you talking about—

"Be quiet."

Bei Chuanyuan felt that even if he was not choked to death, he would be pissed off.According to him, even coughing is not allowed.

"My chaser is here," Dazai Osamu said casually, "If you don't want to be implicated, please keep silent."

In fact, Dazai Osamu was not so considerate in the past, and he never felt guilty about implicating innocent people, so this time he naturally had a bad intention.

There is a saying that he didn't lie, he was indeed hunted down by the mafia all the time.It is always unsafe for a new official to take office, not to mention that Mori Ogai is the leader of a gang in the port.The distribution of benefits is like cutting a cake. Whichever piece you cut, in the eyes of others, it is your own smallness, and others' bigness. They don't know that it is actually an illusion of sight.

In the eyes of Osamu Dazai, these are actually bad things.He is a rare type in the port gang who is not good at physical skills and has an IQ, but he himself is proud of it, and he is half-ridiculous and half-sarcastic about Zhongyuan, who is good at physical skills.

But physical skills are sometimes more useful than IQ.

For example, now, it is obvious that two people went on missions together and were hunted down at the same time, but they took different paths when they ran.In the Central Plains, he was still alive and kicking, with great vitality, but he could only linger on here, miserable and miserable.

After all, few of the people who chased him were in the mood to listen to his nonsense, and the provocative language was inaudible at all, and they all tried to imitate their own big boss to be an intuitive system.

Osamu Dazai was very tired, but Osamu Dazai was still Osamu Dazai. If he couldn't escape, he would probably be laughed at by Nakahara Chuya for a whole year.

Peng Lie is a magical mafia organization. The specific miraculous performance is that his family does not sell drugs, rejects human experiments, occasionally cosplays the police to maintain order, and is said to have saved the world.

And the current leader is an overly merciful man.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about implicating the innocent, but the leader cared a lot.The other party chased and killed them along the way. Osamu Dazai noticed that his subordinates not only hit the old lady and would be sent to the hospital, but also would lose money if they hit the car. Occasionally, a bullet went off by accident and broke the glass of the store.He talks and behaves like a model good citizen.

The influence is always from top to bottom, so it is not difficult for Osamu Dazai to guess what kind of person that Tsunayoshi Sawada is.

And this is a weakness that can be exploited.

Bei Chuanyuan seemed to be hiding behind him, but he was actually one of his hostages.

Osamu Dazai noticed early in the morning that someone from the other party came in. Peng Gelie's logo was easy to recognize, not to mention that the other party was so blatant, for fear that others would not know.

He took some time off, patted the ashes on the books, and just sat down until the group of people walked up to him.

Standing at the front was Tsunayoshi Sawada, Dazai Osamu was not surprised at all, he felt in his heart that his status was worthy of being the leader of another family to come to him.Not counting Nakahara Chuya, he is also Mori Ogai's closest subordinate, and he deserves to be mobilized.

"Mr. Sawada, I've heard you famous for a long time." Osamu Dazai said with a smile. He looked like a normal boy next door. Fifteen or sixteen year old guy.

In fact, according to Sawada Tsunayoshi's age, it's a bit too much to call him Mr. He sounds a little awkward, but he can't let others call him brother, so it's not as simple as being awkward.

"Dazai-kun," Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't talk nonsense, "Maybe I want you to come with us."

"It really sounds like what the group of policemen said," Osamu Dazai said calmly, "Are you going to arrest me and send me to the juvenile detention center?"

When he said this, his tone was almost mocking, "Then why don't you do it now?"

Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked directly into Tsunayoshi Sawada's gaze, "My previous attempt to commit suicide by drowning failed again, isn't it just a coincidence. Killing me is also considered a slash on the gangsters at the port."

Osamu Dazai is not the most difficult person Tsunayoshi Sawada has seen in recent years, such as Liudao Mukuro and Bai Lan, they are all troublesome guys with a level of five stars.

But unlike them, Osamu Dazai has no desire to survive, and a guy who is not afraid of death is very scary, because such a person often cannot find a way to handle him.

more importantly--

"Your abilities are troublesome."

This is the most important point, and that's why they just chased him, but didn't actually do anything to him.

Since ancient times, the two diseases have the same root and origin, and superpowers are similar.Osamu Dazai's ability can invalidate all abilities. Although it can't be said to invalidate Huoyan, it is also because he doesn't know how many boxes of weapons have been scrapped.

Sawada Tsunayoshi feels distressed every day when he reads the bills from the newspaper. In addition to the daily man-made disasters and damage, since the pursuit of Osamu Dazai, there has been a considerable amount of weapon maintenance fees.

"Oh, so?"

"I hope you can take the initiative to go with us."

Before the relationship between the port gangsters and Pengo Lie had completely collapsed, Tsunayoshi Sawada's actions were nothing more than trying to add some chips to himself.

Osamu Dazai is important, there is no doubt about that.Even if most people in the port gang disagree, Mori Ogai will definitely rescue him.

For Osamu Dazai right now, it is actually a dead end.No matter how powerful his ability is, it is only for ability.What's more, one ability can't deal with so many people, and if the opponent only relies on physical skills, whether they can run two meters is a problem.

Osamu Dazai has never missed Chuya Nakahara like he does now.

It's just that at this time, his demeanor relaxes instead.

"It's really useless for you to catch me. Mr. Sen's matter has nothing to do with me," he said in a rare childish manner, matching his unique voice of this age group that has not experienced a voice change period, which is a bit like a brat. Say, what are you going to do?"

Still the previous sentence, the difficulty of Osamu Dazai is that he is not afraid of death.

"There's really nothing I can do," Tsunayoshi Sawada said honestly.

He squatted down slightly, and suddenly put a hand on Osamu Dazai's head.Osamu Dazai's pupils dilated for an instant.

...can't move.

Ability other than supernatural ability?

"However," Zetian Tsunayoshi's tone was still very calm, and even gave people a feeling of extra security, "Even if you don't say anything, just you are worth enough for me to take you away."

"Mr. Sawada, does he know why I am on the order?" Dazai Osamu suddenly said, but it seemed to be a topic that was off topic.

Sawada Tsunayoshi frowned slightly, wondering what the other party was planning to do.

"Why is it that I am such an extremely important chess piece, and no one has come to rescue me? Why have my partner and I been chased and killed by your people at the same time, and my partner managed to escape, but I am blocked by you here. Don't you know that at all?" Isn't it strange?"

Mafia is suspicious.

But of course, these are all smoke bombs, and no one came to rescue, because he had done some slightly excessive things to Zhongyuan Zhong before, and he publicized his personal revenge.Zhongyuan Zhong also escaped successfully because he was originally a combat-type supernatural power, and he was arrested because he was originally an individual waste.

But to the enemy's ears, it must not be the case.

"I've wanted to change jobs for a long time, this time it's just an opportunity. In fact, I fell out with Mr. Mori." He and Mori Ogai's disagreement is true, and the port gangsters have been talking about it in the past two days. But by no means to the extent that he said he wanted to quit.Half-truths, half-false, most confusing.

"If Mr. Sawada is not so tough and wants to take me away, I would be happy to join you." Osamu Dazai had a sincere expression on his face, and his tone became sincere, no longer It sounds so unreliable.

"...reason?" The credibility of these words is not more than one point in Sawada Tsunayoshi's opinion, but there is one point, and it is also the beginning of trust.

Osamu Dazai's pupils darkened, "For one person."

Extraordinary answer.Many people know that Dazai rules his people, he is not afraid of death and wants to die, and people think that such a person is impossible to have any obsessions.It seems ridiculous and stupid to say this for one person.

However, sometimes it has unexpected effects.

Because this is a matter of life and death, and the atmosphere is so heavy, who would think of answering with such absurd reasons?Unless that's true.

Osamu Dazai bet on this doubt.

There is a degree of credibility, and there is also a degree of doubt.

That's all he needs.

He thought of Kitagawara, who was hiding in the room behind him, and had given up on taking hostages a long time ago.The reason is too pure and simple. Osamu Dazai thinks this approach is not elegant enough and does not match his intelligent temperament.

In fact, he has a bit of romantic pursuit in his bones.The fact that hostages are taken is not very romantic.

"Isn't this answer a bit ridiculous, Dazai-kun," Tsunayoshi Sawada shook his head, "I've read your profile, and it's hard to imagine that you are obsessed with anything other than death. I think the one you said People shouldn’t exist. As for job-hopping, it’s even more impossible.”

His tone was unhurried, "He deliberately said such absurd and impossible answers, so as to make me suspicious and generate trust. Dazai-kun, you are a person who likes to take risks in everything. This is because of your I am not afraid of death, so I like to take the exciting path in everything.”

"On the contrary, this proves that there will be no such person as you said. If you are really for one person, how could you deliberately take such a road where you will be smashed to pieces by accident."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, the tenth generation of Pengo Lie.He does have what it takes to be in this position.His own thoughts were guessed by him very closely, but when this happened, Osamu Dazai became excited instead.

As he said, he likes to take risks in everything.

Osamu Dazai stood up suddenly, as if he had a sudden burst of courage, and he approached Sawada Tsunayoshi step by step, his eyes and tone of voice were cold, but he seemed a little crazy for no reason.

"When I tell the truth, fewer people believe me. But just right," he curled a corner of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes. "That person is also here, and he just rejected my request to die for love." , why don’t you satisfy me, Mr. Sawada.”

……

Poor Bei Chuanyuan hid behind the curtains, choked by the dust and had to endure it. Hearing such words, he felt like a lump in his throat, a puff of breath in his chest that couldn't come up and down, and he suffocated himself like a tomato. .I also thought that there were acquaintances present at the scene, and I felt that my tomato was about to explode.

Die for love you ghost, who the hell wants to die for love with a fifteen or six-year-old kid who just graduated from high school? !

The author has something to say:

Regarding your stalks, I didn’t post any comments yesterday, I thought there were only three, but today I saw——

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Not much to say, there should be an explosive update tomorrow.

Regarding Tsunayoshi Sawada, his character in this article is basically my brain supplement of the sentence he said ten years later, so...ooc I can’t get it back even after I write it here [Desperate eyes]