[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

There are many reds.

It was only 48 hours after a school run around the school and writing chaos, Shuichi Minano was in an unusual self-study class, suddenly closed the computer screen, turned his head and said a word to Kitagawara.

"You're on fire."

This sentence is extremely light, with short syllables, and Bei Chuanyuan missed it a little carelessly, so he paused first, and then asked, "What's so hot?"

"you."

The deed of riding a small electric donkey into the playground and knocking over the podium while running around the school, in Beichuanyuan's view, is a black history that cannot be mentioned.But now that cameras are flying all over the sky, it is only a matter of time before the photos come out.

Fortunately, Beichuanyuan has a good-looking background. When he is stupid, he can be called cute. The deeds of riding a small electric donkey into a motorcycle drag racing can also be replaced by the lofty words of performance art.As for the sand sculpture expression pack, it is called a unique style of painting, not following the ordinary route.

When Bei Chuanyuan browsed the forum, his thoughts were flooded, and he had a lot of feelings, the largest part of which was to thank God, thank his parents, and thank himself for having a good-looking face.

"You better thank the photographer and photoshop again."

"In some places," he said bluntly, "Gaussian blur was used in post."

Bei Chuanyuan was greatly surprised, and took a closer look, but did not find any sense of disobedience, "How did you see that?"

When asking this question, Nanye Shuichi had already walked to the door with his own computer, and the voice came from a distance of about ten meters, which was a distance that Bei Chuanyuan could not run in five seconds, "I took the picture."

***

Of course, Minano Shuichi didn't mean to shoot Kitagawara's black history to make him angry. Firstly, he didn't have such a free time. Secondly, if he really wanted to be angry with the other party, he shouldn't look for those angles that can reflect Kitagawara's handsomeness. There is no need to post on the forum.

It's going to rain, people have to eat, and the photography department has to hand in homework.

Minamino Hideichi participated in two clubs, one is a botanical research club that basically does not exist, and the other is a photography club that fishes 360 days a year and only has five days of serious work.And the five days of doing business has a fixed and straightforward name, the Campus Photography Festival.

At the beginning of the photography festival, members took photos and posted them on the photo column in the hall of the science and technology building for everyone to enjoy.But after several years of doing it, everyone found that few people would go to see it, and it took a lot of effort to organize the photo column, and it was expensive to develop the photos, so the steps were simply simplified, and posting the photos on the forum was regarded as a holiday.

This year's photography theme is people.There is an unwritten principle in the university when photographing people: we don’t look at the connotation, we only look at the appearance; we don’t look at the photography technology, we only look at the beautiful pictures.

According to this principle, Minano Shuichi would probably be able to pass a selfie if he posted a selfie, but he really couldn't do such a shameful thing, so he had to find another model.

For all the above reasons, he finally took a photo of Bei Chuanyuan riding a small electric donkey soaring into the sky, and successfully used tools such as photoshop and Meitu Xiuxiu to change the sand sculpture temperament of killing Matt into a handsome one. Chic and uninhibited.

Facts have also proved that his photos are very successful.

In the past few days, in the eyes of other male students, Bei Chuanyuan has successfully evolved from a slightly jealous classmate to a public enemy.

"Student, can I sit next to you?"

"Student, can you teach me how to do this question?"

These are still some euphemistic normal operations, and of course there are more straightforward ones.

"Mr. Beichuan, please make friends!"

"Beichuan-kun, I want to apply for the position of your girlfriend."

At the same time, Minamino Shuichi's reputation has also increased, as shown in the following.

"Nanye-kun, please take a photo of me. Whether I can find a girlfriend depends on you."

"Minano-kun, please teach me how to correct P-pictures!"

For a while, the dormitory in Beichuanyuan became popular all over the university.

"It's all a good thing you did," Bei Chuanyuan gritted his teeth one night and complained, "It's not good for you to find someone who is a model, just to trick your roommate."

Minano Shuichi was flipping through the book, raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said slowly, "You know, many people still beg me to trick them."

"Then you should help them and attract the firepower from my side."

Shuichi Minano closed the pages of the book and stared at Kitagawara very seriously, "That's something beyond my power, no matter how stupid you are, no matter how stupid you are, and no matter how much you do things that make people want to beat you, you still look good after all. Yes. Make use of your strengths to make up for your weaknesses, you have to have your strengths first."

Bei Chuanyuan was silent for a while, and finally said tangled, "Are you praising me? Why do I have the feeling that you are scolding me in different ways?"

"Interesting," Minano Hideichi smiled, "When did you have the illusion that I was praising you?"

This time Bei Chuanyuan was smart, without saying a word, he just threw a pillow over to express his inner great resentment.

Nanye Xiuyi caught it with one hand, "Actually, if you want to avoid the current situation, there are ways."

"What way?" Bei Chuanyuan was very suspicious of his intentions, "Put one of my emoticons on it?"

"Good way," Nanye Shuichi clapped his hands pretendingly, "It's much more efficient than the one I thought."

"Come on," Kitagawara hurriedly got off the bed, and casually picked up two slippers with both feet, regardless of pros and cons, and moved to Minano Hideichi's side, "Tell me, what can I do?"

***

"Others will be hostile to you, mostly because when everyone is single, you have a tendency to leave the single," Minano Shuichi analyzed clearly, completely unable to see that he is also single, "Since That way, it's as simple as letting them know you're not competitive."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a test paper and placed it in front of Bei Chuanyuan.

"...What is this?" Bei Chuanyuan was dumbfounded.

"Ito-kun's girlfriend is breaking up recently because he didn't pass the test paper, and he threatened that the guy who failed the test paper will be doomed." Minano Shuichi paused for a moment, then continued, "Continue Come on, do you understand what you have to do?"

Bei Chuanyuan understood in seconds, "Are you asking me to use water to make this test paper?"

"..." Nanye Shuichi gave him a pitiful look, "No, please do your best."

***

——The first question, if your girlfriend is sick, is there anything you should never say?

"It's too simple." Bei Chuanyuan looked at the test paper, as if he was reading a pupil's question, "Of course we can't tell her to drink more water."

"You know?" Nanye Shuichi looked a little surprised.

"Nonsense," Bei Chuanyuan rolled his eyes, "I don't know how many times my dad was kicked out of the room by my mom because of this sentence, and every time I was forced to share a bed with him and listen to him snore, can I do you know?"

"Well," he finally murmured, "although I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking more water."

——For the second question, please connect the lipstick with the corresponding color name.

"Hmm..." Bei Chuanyuan looked at the question carefully, but he didn't intend to write for a long time.

This was expected by Nanye Shuichi. After all, if it was the person who produced the test paper, he probably couldn't tell the real difference between this red and that red.

"This is forcing me to make a bigger move."

Kitagawara took out his cell phone.

"……What are you doing?"

"Google what lipstick red grapefruit color and these messy colors look like," Kitagawa said naturally, "Otherwise, how do I do this question."

Minano Shuichi was so impressed that he sighed, "You are too serious, do you still remember what our purpose is?"

Bei Chuanyuan suddenly felt dissatisfied, "Didn't you tell me to go all out? And what should I do if I don't search, waiting to be broken up?"

At that moment, Nanye Shuichi suddenly thought of the sincere and pitiful Ito-kun.

……

Seeing that Bei Chuanyuan used his miraculous and suffocating brain circuit to pass five levels and beat six generals, he actually got points for all the previous questions, and the total number of sevens and eights added up to 55.Minamino Hideichi had a bad feeling, the remaining 45 points, according to this trend, it is impossible for Kitagawara to not get any points.

Is it possible to really see him passing?

People rely on their strength, why does Bei Chuanyuan rely on a brain circuit that is erratic? !

"Okay, I'm done." Here Minano Shuichi was still thinking, while Kitagawara had already closed the pen cap.

"It's so fast, isn't there 45 points left?"

"Oh, 45 points for a big question, it's very fast to write."

"What kind of subject?"

"It's reading comprehension," Kitagawara recalled, "It probably tells a story about a human being and a fox demon falling in love. They went through untold hardships to get together, and then overcame all kinds of difficulties. At the end, they gave birth to a child and had a happy ending. The title is to let me express my feelings in one sentence.”

"Isn't this just giving out sub-questions? With such an obvious reading comprehension, how can you feel?" Bei Chuanyuan yawned, "I must have passed, why don't you change the method?"

Minano Hideichi did not answer, but first picked up Kitagawara's test paper to read the last question on the last page, and wrote a few sentences neatly on the horizontal line of the answer.

"Cross-species genetic crossing. Mating is possible," it said in black and white on the test paper, "has certain scientific significance."

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