[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Regarding Kitagawara's brain circuit, both the main characters and passers-by who appear in this article have a very deep understanding of it.Therefore, Nuliang Lusheng's mood is mixed, and his brain is full of dirty words, etc., which are normal reactions, so I won't repeat them here.

Shouwu covered his face behind his back, and had the urge to turn around and leave.

The Nuliang Group has gone through three generations, and there are not [-] or [-] monsters under its command.And what is this weird human being talking about right now?

"You are an onmyoji, right?"

When he first heard these words, Shouwu almost threw his own head out by mistake.In fact, it is best to take another rinse with water under the faucet to calm yourself down.He is not afraid of getting water in his head. Anyway, he already has the peak of Beichuanyuan's magical brain circuit. Unless gasoline is added to his brain, it will probably be difficult to surpass in his life.

At this time, Shouwu had to admire his young master, how calm he was and how calm he was.Little did he know that Nuliang Lusheng was purely a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, although in the current situation, it is not difficult to scald a dead pig to life.

"Can you... say what you said just now?" Actually, Nuliang Rikusheng also knew in his heart that if Bei Chuanyuan said it again, he would not be able to say anything.At most, he could find a few more messy arguments that sounded reasonable, but to put it bluntly, he still hurt his heart.

However, Nuliang Rikusheng couldn't help it, and so could Shouwu standing behind him.

It's really strange that he has no head. He felt that when he dealt with the group of little monsters with no eyes, his image could be regarded as fierce and fierce, and his head almost turned out of shape in his hands.No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a good person. In short, it is definitely not the same as the so-called punishment of evil and promotion of good in the mouth of human beings. goods.

Of course, Bei Chuanyuan repeated that sentence very cooperatively, and this time he also added Shumu, "You are an onmyoji, Mr. Shumu... If I'm not mistaken, it's your shikigami? "

Bei Chuanyuan's shallow understanding of Onmyoji comes from period dramas that have nothing to do with official history on TV, and then use all kinds of unofficial history to make a big pot of rice after the end.The characteristic of this kind of period drama is the collection of heroes. Simply put, it has everything, but in the end you must not understand anything.

Not to mention that Kitagawara has just transitioned from materialism, so he really can't ask too much of him.In the eyes of people who don't understand anything, shikigami and monsters are actually no different.

The difference, to put it mildly, is that the former helps others, while the latter harms others.But the social reality is that there are never no shikigami who do bad things, and there are many monsters who don't harm people and just want to live in peace.But in the end, human beings are one-sided creatures. Nuliang Lusheng thought about it later. According to the universal standards of human beings, onmyojis always represent good things, and monsters are reluctant, but they always have villains. hat.

Bei Chuanyuan was willing to regard him as an onmyoji, and in a sense, he was thinking of him for the better.

Of course, Nuliang Rikusheng still doesn't want to.But this thing is really hard to explain.

Nuliang Rikuo looked at Kitagawara's face, and for some reason he couldn't say "I'm not an onmyoji, but the leader of a group of monsters".The words kept turning back and forth on his lips, but he couldn't get out anyway.

Later, he changed his mind, after all, he still had to hide from Bei Chuanyuan that he was a monster.Bei Chuanyuan thought so himself, and it saved him the time to brainwash him with ancestral illusions.

However, as the saying goes, it is always true, once a wave is not smooth, there will be another wave, and bad things always come by speeding up the conveyor belt.Nuliang Rikusheng just looked away a little bit, but Kitagawara was able to make another wave of things.

"By the way!" Bei Chuanyuan patted his head suddenly as if suddenly enlightened, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "Come and help me see, with the eyes of people in your circle, whether he has a price at this price?" They're cheating on me."

Nuliang Rikusheng can be said to have a confused face.

The price... what price?

Kitagawara's tone is similar to that when buying vegetables in the vegetable market, asking the person who just bought the vegetables yesterday if the price of that kind of vegetables is fair.Nuliang Rikusheng didn't understand it very well. At least it was a relatively advanced topic such as onmyoji and monsters just now. How could it be reduced to buying vegetables in the vegetable market in a blink of an eye?

The topic changes too quickly, like a tornado.

But when Kitagawara took out his mobile phone and looked up the address book, he saw the still confused Nuliang Rikusheng and finally thought of explaining it.

"Actually, that's how it is, right..."

***

It all started with a seemingly harassing phone call.

When Bei Chuanyuan was still a firm materialist, he felt that most people in the world were not very down-to-earth, and they always liked to do things that were empty and empty, and they just didn’t do practical things.The combination of the above is specifically manifested in the fact that he can always meet some guys who claim to be experts in the psychic industry and want to get rid of evil spirits in his dormitory without saying a word.

Bei Chuanyuan didn't know who was provoking whom in his dormitory. In a well-ventilated, fresh and sunny campus view room, someone would always jump out and say that his dormitory was full of evil spirits.

Although this is a two-person dormitory because there are not enough people, you can't say that the other vacant seats are full of ghosts.

At that time, Bei Chuanyuan, a staunch materialist, naturally refused all these troublemakers, but he was so firm, there were always some people who were very persistent.

This persistence manifested itself in the necessity to sell him the store's exorcism products.

"This is the Urahara store. I met you by chance a few days ago, and I saw that you have a monster-"

I have to say that the level of fraudulent dialogue is getting worse and worse, and I am surprised to see that you have the qualifications to learn martial arts.It was a shame to say such old-fashioned words, and Bei Chuanyuan hung up the phone without the slightest hesitation.

Unexpectedly, the other party called again the next day.

But this time it's more realistic.

"It's not easy to run a small shop, it's difficult to turn over funds, and you forget to have a lot of customers. I really didn't lie to you, there is something wrong with you, it seems that you are