[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

I'm afraid the air will suddenly be quiet.

The medicine effect of the medicine king lasted for about three seconds on Shuwu's body. After three seconds, Shuwu put on the scarf again at a speed that normal humans could not match.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen rubbed his eyes involuntarily, and Bei Chuanyuan rubbed his eyes with him.

"You..." Before Kitagawara had time to pronounce the second syllable of his own sentence, Rikusheng Nura quickly intercepted him on the spot.

He swallowed most of the whole omelet rice, chewed his teeth for a while, and then put down the tableware heavily, the sound he made immediately caught the eyes of Kitagawara Yukihira Soma.

"It's so delicious!" Nuliang Lusheng tried his best to show the posture of food critics and store commercials on TV, but he could barely imitate it, "The perfect fusion of eggs and flour, and the vegetable soup is especially amazing. ,Um……"

Nura Rikusheng suddenly began to regret that he hadn't read more food columns before.

In fact, it is delicious. How could Nuliang Rikusheng have learned any detours in this area, and it would be nice to be able to taste that the jelly inside is made of chicken.As for the perfect fusion of eggs and flour, it is just like the perfect fusion of a certain brand of chocolate milk. In a sense, it is pure nonsense.

Fortunately, this nonsense has finally completed its historical mission, successfully attracting the attention of Bei Chuanyuan and Yu Ping Chuangzhen's neck that does not exist in Shou Wu.

a little.

"After all, Chuangzhen cooks himself," Kitagawara said, but his eyes were still on Shuuwu's scarf. "But then again, Mr. Shuwu, why did I feel like I didn't see... your neck just now?"

"...How is it possible!" Shou Wuqiang pretended to be calm and waved his hands, the back of his head sweating profusely, "It must be your illusion. An illusion."

"But," Xing Ping Chuangzhen said, "... I seem to have seen it too."

"...haha," Nuliang Lusheng stood up and walked in front of Xingping Chuangzhen, holding his hand with special enthusiasm, "As expected of a brother, there is a tacit understanding, even the illusion of seeing is exactly the same!"

Kitagawara: "...we are cousins."

Nuliang Lusheng raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "...As expected of a cousin who is almost a real brother, even the illusion of seeing is exactly the same!"

Kitagawara: "..."

Koping Soma: "..."

"I don't think this is my illusion," Kitagawara frowned slightly, insisting on his own thoughts, "I did see it, and Mr. Shouwu, your name...'Shou' means the neck in Japanese ancient meaning. , then 'Shou Wu' is—"

"It's really... well, it's so delicious." The head put down the plate without heaviness, and said vaguely while biting the rice.

However, Nura Rikusheng's trick can no longer stop Kitagawara's pursuit of the truth.

"Mr. Shouwu, are you—" Bei Chuanyuan's voice suddenly amplified, mixed with exclamations of astonishment and strong disbelief.

Nuliang Rikusheng's heart suddenly lifted.

Shouwu grasped his almost useless scarf tightly while swallowing the food in his mouth with difficulty.

Kitagawara exclaimed.

"Street performers performing magic?!"

The headless fell directly from the stool, and Nuliang Rikusheng's performance was naturally not much better, but he was able to hold the corner of the table with his hands, which prevented himself from falling into the same situation as the headless.

Thrilling roller coasters are not so exciting.

"...Ha, yes, that's right." Shouwu felt that the current human beings should not be underestimated, "I didn't expect me to hide so well, but you still found me."

"Then," Kitagawara took a step forward, with an enthusiastic tone, "Can you tell me how you did it?"

"……this……"

Nuliang Rikusheng quickly hooked Kitagawara to his side with his hand, "Well, business secrets. You know, in his business, you always have to maintain a sense of mystery. Right, the first one?"

Headless shook his head desperately.

"Okay," Bei Chuanyuan was slightly regretful, and when he turned his gaze to the dining table, he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, there is still food left, let's finish it, and save me overnight."

Shou Wuwei heaved a sigh of relief after finally ending this fatal topic, and swallowed the rice in big gulps.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen frowned and said suddenly, "Wait."

Nuliang Lusheng's body froze in place, quite an illusion of being pinched from front to back.Kitagawara, a materialist, is a fool, but that doesn't mean others are the same.

"You..." Xing Ping Chuangzhen's tone was serious and serious, and he was not the type that could be easily confused.

"It's too wasteful!" He said with a bit of heartbreak, "You still have to chew and swallow your food carefully, if you swallow it all at once, you won't be able to taste a lot of flavors!"

...Is this roller coaster going to end? !

It wasn't until Nuliang Rikusheng and Shumu began to chew and swallow like kindergarten children that Xinghei Soma nodded in satisfaction, "That's right....Eh?"

He turned his head and saw Bei Chuanyuan's bowl with leftover rice, and was a little confused for a moment, "Brother, you just eat this little—"

Bei Chuanyuan's eyes were a little distracted, but he always glanced at something vaguely, and the expression on his face was unexpectedly serious, as if he was thinking about something.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen followed his gaze and looked over.

I saw Nuliang Rikusheng who was burying his head in his meal at the moment.

***

"Thank you for the hospitality."

Standing at the door, Bei Chuanyuan first glanced at his watch, then at the already dark sky.

"It's very late, are you going to go back later?"

of course not.Wouldn't it be a big joke if the third generation of the dignified Nuliang group was reduced to walking home.Of course, the answer is definitely not that answer.

Nuliang Lusheng nodded, looking very helpless, "After all, this is the time, the last bus has passed by long ago, and there is no taxi at this place. But don't worry, my house is actually not very far from here .”

Feifei is almost an hour away.

"I knew it," Bei Chuanyuan showed a confident smile of "everything is within my expectations", and he clapped his hands in a similar way.

Then Xingping Chuangzhen launched two bicycles.

"Ride this, it will be much faster."

Shouwu made a rough estimate. According to this distance, riding a bicycle is only an hour or two slower.

He silently glanced at Nuliang Lusheng, and Nuliang Lusheng also looked back, everything was kept silent.

Shouwu: Young master, are we going to fly in the sky with two bicycles later?It feels like there's a little bit of...

Nuliang Rikusheng: ... I will play it by ear later.

Nuliang Lusheng took a look at the two old bicycles that had obviously been carefully repaired, and said in a slightly disgusted tone, "It doesn't look very strong, and it will break if you ride it. Actually, you don't have to worry about it." , it won’t take me long to walk back.”

"Is that so?" Bei Chuanyuan was a little puzzled, "Why do I remember that your home is quite far from here?"

Nuliang Lusheng smiled at him very calmly, "In terms of remembering the road, do you believe in yourself or me."

"……you."

Bei Chuanyuan hesitated for a while, but still wanted to sell the two bicycles, "But these two bicycles are really fine. They were just repaired a few days ago, and there is no possibility of malfunction. Otherwise, you should ride them first."

Sighing, Nura Rikusheng had no choice but to demonstrate on the spot according to Kitagawara's instructions.Of course, when I got in the car, I didn't forget to show Shouwu with my eyes.

Then, under Shouwu's small trick, Nuliang Rikusheng fell to the ground together with the car before driving a few steps.

He sat down on the ground, clutched his bruised knee, and said, "I'll just say it, you won't believe it."

However, Kitagawara's attention was not on the bicycle this time. He squatted down in front of Nura Rikusheng, and carefully inspected the red and swollen parts of him that were scratched by the iron sheet of the bicycle.

Seeing the serious look, Nuliang Lusheng felt a little guilty in his heart. To be honest, it was just such a small injury, with his self-healing ability, he would heal on his own without waiting until he returned home. its matter.

"That...it's okay, you...what are you doing?"

"Blow the sand for you." Hearing the question, Bei Chuanyuan raised his head in doubt, "The sand is embedded in your flesh, don't you feel any pain?"

Feeling the warm wind constantly blowing on the wound, Nuliang Rikusheng didn't feel much pain from this small wound, it was really itchy.

"Okay!" Kitagawara got up and stood up, but after a while, he squatted down again as if he remembered something.

Nuliang Rikusheng watched Kitagawara approaching his knee at a speed of several centimeters per second, "The sand has already been blown away, why are you leaning over?"

"Lu Sheng."

"...Why?" Nuliang Lusheng suddenly had a subtle premonition.

Bei Chuanyuan was serious, and moved a few centimeters closer to his injured knee, "You know that saliva can be disinfected, right?"

As the words fell, the hot and humid air hit the wound on the knee and brought a slight itching. Nuliang Lusheng unconsciously moved his leg, "...wait, you don't mean to..."

"That's right." Bei Chuanyuan nodded, showing an affirmative look of "You understand very well".

"No way, there is no alcohol now, so you should treat it as an emergency. After all, if you really want to count it, you don't have any disadvantages."

Kitagawara inspected the wound again.

"Erha, come here!"

Bei Chuanyuan turned his head and yelled at the neighbor's dog who was hiding in the hole in the wall behind him, "The world is in a hurry!"

The author has something to say:

Cherish the current straight man Beichuan, after a few chapters he will no longer be straight...

I am afraid.

By the way, this is a real joke, although he has the same style of joking when he speaks seriously (the author's pot)

So there's no chance of getting rabies