[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Long after graduating from high school, Kitagawara had nothing to do one day. Looking back on his high school days, he felt that his entire high school life was smooth and smooth, and basically there was nothing particularly worth worrying about.

And after the results of the college entrance examination, the day when he returned to school to attend the graduation ceremony can be regarded as the pinnacle of his friendship and academic success.

As for after?

After the peak period, there is often a decline.

The mobile phone he had just bought for less than a year was like a camel that was finally overwhelmed. The moment it landed, a small explosion occurred on the ground.

After the explosion, only a pile of gray-black waste that seemed to indicate something was left on the ground.

After thinking about it over and over again, he felt that this was probably the beginning of his friendship going downhill.

***

Most of Kitagawara's purchase of this phone was influenced by the company's advertisements.

Waterproof, drop-resistant and smashable walnuts have always been his criteria for choosing a mobile phone, and in the advertisement of this company, in addition to these three standard features, it also adds three additional advantages.

Fire and electricity can block bullets.

When Kitagawara brought this high-end brick to everyone for the first time, Nioh Masaharu fiddled with it for a long time out of curiosity, and finally came to the conclusion, "I don't think I will touch this brand of mobile phone again in my lifetime. "

"Stop looking down on it," Bei Chuanyuan snatched the phone back from Nioh's hand a little angrily, "You have to see its advantages."

"Are you referring to its unpretentious brick appearance, or the magical weight that does not increase the price?"

"But it's durable."

"Wake up, if what you mean by durability is whether it can block bullets or not." Masaharu Nioh spread his hand helplessly, "Trust me once, no matter how durable it is, you won't use it for more than a year. Once you graduate , you will definitely replace it before anyone else."

Nioh Masaharu's determined expression makes people really aggrieved, Kitagawara threw the phone heavily on the table, vowing to declare his loyalty to him, "Unless it is really broken so that I can't use it at all, otherwise I will Spend the money to buy another mobile phone to repair it, and never change the mobile phone!"

***

"Student," Bei Chuanyuan asked anxiously, "Have you seen a mobile phone that weighs as much as a brick and looks like a brick?"

...Is the one you are talking about really not a brick?

It is estimated that even if you see it, you will ignore it as a brick.With such a slander in his heart, the passer-by shook his head.

Kitagawara sighed in despair.The graduation ceremony was over, and he was about to call to ask where the graduation party was held in his class when he was scattered by the flow of people, when he found that the mobile phone in his bag had disappeared.

Although it is an international practice to change mobile phones after graduation, Kitagawara is now really dissatisfied with this broken mobile phone as Nioh Masaharu said.But the bet is still there, Bei Chuanyuan originally thought to use it for a full year first, and then he won the bet.Whoever thought of a mobile phone started running away from home first.

There was no other way, so Bei Chuanyuan had no choice but to find the nearest phone booth, trying to ask if anyone had seen his cell phone.

He first called Koizumi Hongzi.

"Mobile phone?" Koizumi Hongzi's voice was not as noisy as I imagined, but a little too quiet, "You threw that heavy and heavy brick in my bag yourself and said, where are you now, I let you Someone gave you—"

There was a sudden, very suspicious pause on the other side.

Bei Chuanyuan felt that he suspected the sound of something falling into the water.Then the opponent suddenly changed to Kuroba Kaito

"...There's no way to mess around here. Where are you? I'll send it to you later. I'll be there in five minutes."

Of course it would be best if the matter could be resolved in such a simple way. Bei Chuanyuan breathed a sigh of relief, and the relief lasted for about twenty minutes.Bei Chuanyuan had to realize that the so-called cruelty of reality means that good things take time, and bad things take time.

Kitagawara's second call was to Kaito Kuroba.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I have something sudden here. But I gave your mobile phone to the junior you know, and he said he happened to be on the way and will be there soon. If it doesn't work, why don't you give him a call? "

Kitagawara dialed Tsunayoshi Sawada's phone expressionlessly.

"Senior," the voice on the other side sounded weak, as if he had just ended a fight with someone, "I'm sorry, I accidentally broke the screen of the phone."

"It's all right, I'm going to replace it soon anyway. What's the matter with you?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated, obviously unwilling to say more, he changed the subject simply and rudely.

"It's really inconvenient for me to come to you in the hospital right now. I've already asked a friend of mine to send you my mobile phone. Wait a minute, Mr. Prison Temple should be on his way. I'll give you his phone number."

After all, he hung up the phone without giving Bei Chuanyuan any time to react.

Very well, one more call and his calling card is completely out of money.

"Bei Chuanyuan, right?" From the tone of his voice, it could be heard that the other party was in a bad mood. Since his mobile phone was still in the hands of the other party, Bei Chuanyuan had no choice but to patiently listen to the call, "It is absolutely impossible for me to leave Ten One step on behalf of the eye, although it violates his orders, but this level of obedience and injustice is a necessary condition for becoming a qualified left and right hand..."

... Can you tell me the main point? !

"Anyway," the voice was still very cold, "You are in the third and sixth class of high school, I met a person from your class and asked him to bring your mobile phone over there."

So why do you have to talk to me so long about such a simple matter?

After making four phone calls in a row, Bei Chuanyuan sat on the public bench tired. Fortunately, the fifth person finally lived up to his expectations.

Facing Bei Chuanyuan's extremely disgusting expectant gaze at this moment, the squad leader took out the mobile phone from his pocket in a very awkward manner.

***

Koizumi Hongzi has always been the winning general in the game of kings.

"I protest," Kuroba Kaito was the first one who couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hand, "You can't continue to be the king, if this continues, this country will end!"

Koizumi Hongzi was very indifferent, "That's none of my business, besides, you have nothing to complain about. Haven't you been drawn so far?"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of almost everyone who had been tricked turned to Kaito Kuroba.Kuroba Kaito was stared into a cold sweat, and irresponsibly tried to divert firepower.

"Don't keep looking at me," Kaito Kuroba pointed to Fushimi who was forcibly pulled to participate in the game in the corner, "He hasn't been drawn either!"

Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't even bother to raise his head, and his whole body exuded a dark aura of "quickly end".This kind of person has always been the target of Koizumi Hongko's favorite toss, and being mentioned by Kuroba Kaito, Koizumi Hongko seems to have found a new joy.

Her efficiency was extremely high, and she seemed to draw Fushimi by accident in the next round.

"I would like to admit defeat," Koizumi Hongzi smiled and pushed the glass of magically colored alcoholic drink forward, "Actually, don't you think you are very lucky? The only drink tonight, others have not had this opportunity yet."

"You saw my cards." Fushimi Saru Hiko said coldly.

"Can you explain something? Fushimi-san, I'm so far away from you, how do I see your cards?"

"You know it yourself."

Koizumi Hongko frowned slightly, for a moment she even felt that Fushimi had seen through her magic.But she was doing it secretly enough, it shouldn't be so easy to see.

The atmosphere froze for a while, until Koizumi Hongzi's phone rang, and it was more or less relieved.

"Mobile phone?" Koizumi Hongzi was in a bad mood now, and of course her tone was not good. She took out her bag, "You threw that heavy and heavy brick in my bag and said, where are you now? I'll get someone to give you—"

"thump--"

For a mobile phone with a large screen and a heavy weight, it is normal to miss it occasionally.

"Looks like I don't have a chance to taste it," Fushimi Saruhiko took the mobile phone out of the alcoholic drink, "the only one tonight."

Just wait, Koizumi Hongzi gritted her teeth angrily.

It's not over yet, Fushimi Saru Hiko.

***

Sawada Tsunayoshi was lying on the hospital bed, looking at the weather-beaten mobile phone over and over again.There were two cracks in the middle of the originally smooth screen.

Looking back now, he still feels a little thrilling.

The two bullets from the hostile family almost passed through the chest. Tsunayoshi Sawada just subconsciously picked up the things in his hand to block it. Who would have thought that it would be successful.

And it still works after blocking two bullets.

A black shadow suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, and even the mobile phone in his hand disappeared.

"Lanbo! Give it back to me quickly, it's not mine!"

"Hahaha, I don't want it!" Lanbo stuffed the phone into his hair, while making a face at Tsunayoshi Sawada.

However, before he could get carried away with his complacency, he bumped into the angry prison temple.

"Stupid—cow—"

The mobile phone was used as a throwing weapon at this time, but it was obviously not strong enough for the jail temple to see.He caught it with one hand, then narrowed his eyes slightly, and began to aim at the target.

Lan Bo subconsciously knelt down covering his head.

"what!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi finally let out a scream while clutching his forehead.

"Gang, I'll bring you sushi." Takeshi Yamamoto pushed open the door.

As usual, he looked around first, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was lying on the bed with his hands on his forehead, and Yuji, who was playing chasing games with Rambo.His gaze returned to the mobile phone on the ground again.

It is also used to block bullets and throw it as a discus. Although it is not broken now, it is probably about to be broken.

In fact, it is still worse than the mobile phone.

***

Bei Chuanyuan was exhausted from several phone calls, and was so excited that his hands trembled for a while.

"Snapped--"

Like a camel that was finally overwhelmed, a small explosion occurred on the ground the moment it landed.

Kitagawara was silent for a while facing the ashes on the ground, remembering the bet he had made with Masaharu Nioh before, and suddenly had a subtle illusion of being disgusted by the phone.

"...Should I complain about their company's false advertising?"

The author has something to say:

Mobile phone: block wine for him, block bullets for him who sacrifices his life.According to the normal romance novel plot, they should fall in love with me.