[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

"All in all," he curled his fingers, and knocked on the table with great power, "we need a breaking news."

***

In the modern age where the relationship between doctors and patients is very tense, not only patients are always asking for everything, and sometimes making troubles for no reason, doctors have also begun to put forward various conditions.

"I don't cure men."

Shamar once again rejected Tsunayoshi Sawada's request.

"After the skeleton disease, he is suffering from a terminal illness again, stupid gang." Li Baoen said in a cool tone while sitting beside him drinking coffee.

"Who is responsible for this?!" Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Body failure disease, due to the excessive exertion of the body's potential, the body bears a force beyond its own tolerance, which leads to the failure of all aspects of the body." Li Baoen explained kindly, while the matter has nothing to do with himself To add insult to injury, "It seems that Zhu Gang will become a useless person from now on."

"So whose fault are those?!"

The 1000-meter weight-bearing leapfrog, hiding bullets in a closed room, and some projects that Tsunayoshi Sawada still feels dizzy, his heart beats faster, and he can't wait to faint on the spot.

"Obviously it's Li—" The muzzle of the gun was pressed against the temple for a moment, and Tsunayoshi Sawada heard Li Baoen's impatient voice as if black and white impermanence was asking for his life.

"Who gave you the guts to yell at me twice?"

Shamar looked at the scene in front of him and was not surprised, "Anyway, I won't treat you."

It can't be cured either.What kind of physical failure disease? Shamar couldn't help but lamented Li Baoen's bad taste. Although it was a disease with a similar name, it was definitely not a nonsense description like Li Baoen's.

Just like a normal person who runs 1000 meters will feel dizzy, nauseous and weak in legs and feet, Tsunayoshi Sawada's discomfort is only a normal situation caused by excessive exercise.

Nothing wrong with it at all.

But if Li Baoen insisted on playing with his students, he would have no reason to stop him.

"Doctor Shamar!"

"Don't beg me anymore. I made an exception for you last time. This time, unless you become a woman, I will never treat you again." He waved his hand, his voice very ruthless.

"Excuse me..." Someone knocked on the door of the infirmary.

The people present looked at the sound.Well-behaved girls' school uniform, long black hair and shawls, tall and slender, with a shy smile on her face, but her voice is a bit strange.

"Can I have some cold medicine?"

***

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Bei Chuanyuan tried to escape from the pursuit of nearly half of the class, "It is absolutely impossible for me to wear women's clothing!"

"I would like to admit defeat. Besides, if Beichuan hadn't been drawn ten times in a row, our king game wouldn't be so boring."

"Do you think that's what I want to be drawn?!" Bei Chuanyuan yelled brokenly, "Why do you always ask for my number plate!"

"We are already very merciful. You see, you have been punished ten times, but now you only have one."

"Actually, I don't think it's a big deal to wear women's clothes," Nioh Masaharu gloated bluntly, while seeking support from Yagyu Hiroshi, "Isn't it?"

Out of the short-lived friendship among classmates, Hiroshi Yagyu nodded quietly in a place where Kitagawa could not see.

"Don't struggle," Koizumi Hongko's witch's voice lingered in Beichuanyuan's ear, "I even found the women's school uniform for you, and we didn't let you show it in front of the whole school. The infirmary just asks the doctor to dispense a medicine."

"Come on," Bei Chuanyuan stared at her with eyes that see through everything, "Do you think I don't know the new doctor in the infirmary? He only treats girls!"

To be more precise, the doctor's differential treatment towards men and women is no longer normal.

It's okay if you pretend to be successful, you can sneak away after taking the medicine.

If he was found out, he would be on the blacklist of the infirmary.

"You really underestimate our makeup skills," Koizumi Hongzi whispered in his ear, "I assure you as a witch."

"You will be born again."

***

Kitagawara has never been so restless before.Thanks to the school for not designing any fatal miniskirts for the girls' school uniforms, but he still couldn't help pulling on his own skirts.

"Excuse me..." His voice was stiff, but he still deliberately maintained the feminine tact, "Have you brought my medicine yet?"

"Miss, you can't be so impatient." Shamar grabbed Kitagawara's hand very naturally, "You can't mix medicines indiscriminately. At least let me give you a full body checkup first."

roll!Bei Chuanyuan really wanted to swear, I never saw you so enthusiastic when I came to get the medicine!

"No need," Bei Chuanyuan withdrew his hand without thinking, but found helplessly that he couldn't move it at all, "I'm here to take medicine for my classmate."

"That's it..." Shamar sighed regretfully, and then suddenly raised his voice, "It's such a pity that your hands are well shaped, but they turned out to be so rough, just like those bad men."

The ups and downs of the other party's voice made Bei Chuanyuan feel uncomfortable. Taking advantage of the other party's inexplicable sentimentality, he quickly pulled back his hand.

"Please get me the medicine."

Probably because he really couldn't stand Shamar's behavior, Tsunayoshi Sawada handed the cold medicine to Kitagawara.

"Sister, your medicine."

Kitagawara glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada gratefully, and said in his original voice without thinking, "Thank you so much, I never thought I would meet such a friendly junior."

As his voice fell, the atmosphere suddenly became dignified.

Kitagawara reacted slowly, and turned to look at Shamar stiffly.

"Teacher, listen to me—"

"Get out!"

"And you," Shamar grabbed Sawada Tsunayoshi and threw it out unceremoniously, "Don't bother me anymore!"

Outside the clinic, the boy and the fake girl faced each other in silence.

In the end, it was Tsunayoshi Sawada who had nothing to say and broke the silence, "Senior, you really worked hard to get the medicine."

***

"I thought I was miserable enough, but I didn't expect you to be worse than me." Kitagawara looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada sympathetically, "But speaking of it, is terminal illness really cured by the school infirmary teacher? ?”

"That...he is not an ordinary doctor."

Kitagawara nodded in agreement, "Ordinary doctors don't only treat women."

It's not that it's out of the ordinary here...

Sawada Tsunayoshi weakly gave up the explanation.

"Then what about your cold medicine, senior?"

"Go outside and buy a box. Anyway, according to the regulations, I have been to the infirmary," Bei Chuanyuan said indifferently, "Where I got the cold medicine is not very important."

"The senior, I will go first."

"no!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi turned his head in doubt.

"I don't know where to go to the nearby pharmacy," Kitagawara looked at him as if looking at a straw, "Can you help me lead the way, boy?"

***

As soon as he left the campus area, all kinds of ghosts and sprites started to come out and make trouble.

Especially this kind of delinquent boy who has nothing to do all day long.

It doesn't make sense to reason with them, just run away at such a time.Sawada Tsunayoshi's experience in this area can be described as full marks, coupled with the Spartan education he has experienced in the past few years, although he dare not brag about how high his force value is, his ability to escape is still top-notch.

He grabbed the hand of Bei Chuanyuan who was still in place and prepared to run away.

As long as there are no accidents.

Sawada Tsunayoshi propped his face up from the ground with his palms, his skin was a little tingling, probably scratched a few times by the stones on the ground.

You can't afford to fall on flat ground.

The unscrupulous teenagers were also shocked by his operation. Just as they were about to catch up with these two disobedient guys, they saw the leader fell to the ground as if someone had used superpowers before running a few steps.

"...Hand over your money." There was no reason not to slaughter the fat sheep delivered to the door. The delinquent boy was proficient in his business, and the shining knife waved twice in front of Zetian Tsunayoshi's eyes, and the threat was beyond words.

"……I have no money."

"Who will believe it, hand it over quickly!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a little helpless and has a fixed dialogue with the bad boys in the vulgar plot. If he is the heroine, maybe he will be lucky enough to experience the so-called hero saving the beauty.

"Do you think I don't exist?" Bei Chuanyuan's slightly angry voice sounded from behind.

For the next few minutes, Tsunayoshi Sawada stared dumbfounded at the scene where Kitagawara was wearing a women's school uniform and beat up the few people opposite him to call him dad.

"Don't be cowardly when you see them, just beat them back," Bei Chuanyuan pulled him up from the ground, "This kind of troublemaker is basically itchy."

"...Actually, I'm used to it." Tsunayoshi Sawada patted the ashes on his trouser legs. This kind of thing has never happened since he was a child. After Li Baoen came, he didn't encounter it very often. It was just a single order In addition, with Bei Chuanyuan's current appearance, it is completely impossible to see that he is so violent, and he will still be found.

"Indeed, you look like the type who is easy to bully."

Sawada Tsunayoshi has a black line on his face, although it is true, you don't have to say it directly.

"Then..." Bei Chuanyuan pointed at himself, "Do you want to hang out with me in the future?"

Sawada Tsunakichi froze in place, and uttered an unclear syllable from his throat, "Huh?"

"Although it's not what I thought, but my fierce name seems to be quite famous around here," Bei Chuanyuan scratched his head helplessly.

Ever since I encountered a problem with Fushimi Saru Hiko on duty, the number of people who come to trouble has decreased dramatically.Up to now, his name can be regarded as notorious among those bad boys.

In fact, if he didn't wear women's clothing today, Bei Chuanyuan even felt that he could scare those people away just by his face.

"If you hang out with me, there will be a lot fewer people who will trouble you."

His pupils reflected the rustling dark green leaves beside the street, the light and shadow were mixed but exceptionally bright.

"How about it?"

Sawada Tsunakichi stared at him blankly for a while, and finally spoke in a complicated tone.

"Senior, your skirt is torn, you can see inside."

Kitagawara: "...Really."

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded, "Yes."

"Also," his voice dropped, "thank you."

***

Not far from Kitagawara and Sawada Tsunayoshi, there was a person hiding in the bushes secretly.

The news director, who was in the same class as Kitagawara, realized that this was an excellent opportunity that must not be missed when he knew that Kitagawara was going to dress up as a woman. With a little processing, the news department would definitely be revived.

Sorry, Kitagawa-kun.

He pressed the shutter.

***

"On the Birth of a Hero."

When did the painting style of the news department become like this, Bei Chuanyuan wondered while looking at the large headlines with black letters on a white background on the campus bulletin board.

He continued to look down.

"As we all know, the ratio of male to female in this school is 7:1. Such a huge disparity in the number of single dogs is the main reason for the sharp increase in the number of single dogs in this school. At this time, a hero stood up."

A high-definition photo was directly attached to this passage. The person who took the photo was obviously of a good level. The boy and girl were standing in the shaded street.

"Student, where do you want to go to the activity room of the news department?"

"B412 on the fourth floor of the three teaching buildings."

"Thank you."

For some reason, he looked at the aggressive Bei Chuanyuan who left in a hurry, and for a moment he felt that the other person's face was somewhat familiar.

By the way... He glanced at the photo on the bulletin board again.

Isn't this the brunette girl in the photo?

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Throw mine thanks! ! !By the way, "Princess Princess" is a magical show.

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