[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Nioh Masaharu's first impression of Kitagawara was quite deep.Even if the two seats differ by a thousand miles, one is in the upper left corner and the other is in the lower right corner.

According to the normal way of development, they should have been in the same class for almost a month, and only when everyone in the class can get acquainted with each other can they start the usual conversations between familiar strangers.

But Bei Chuanyuan has never followed the routine.

As usual, the first day was the start of school exams. Under the bombardment of the parents' talk about the new semester and new atmosphere, Nioh Masaharu thought that he would be the first to arrive at the exam room.

Although the final result was not much worse, he was the second. No.1 is sleeping on his desk.

The boy was wearing a simple white shirt, his eyes were covered by his overly long bangs that were obviously not well-groomed, and his expression was peaceful, it could be seen that he was sleeping well.There is also a cup of steaming soy milk next to his arm.

The breeze blew across his face, and the scene looked very warm for a moment...

a ghost.

At that time, Nioh Masaharu had two guesses, either this was a study fool who forgot to eat and sleep, or this was a pure fool.

Anyway, they are all fools.

Masaharu Nioh curled his fingers and tapped on the table lightly, his gentle tone showed the friendliness among the classmates, "Student, wake up, this is my place."

Then Bei Chuanyuan stood up all of a sudden as if someone had beaten him to death, clapping his hands on the desk made a loud noise, and the poor cup of soy milk had a slight tendency to slip to the side.

"What? The exam is over?!" Then, under Nioh Masaharu's unimaginable gaze, Kitagawara crazily scratched his hair, which was already like a chicken coop, "Ahhh...it's over, I only wrote the first part of the big math problem. Small question! I haven't finished writing solid geometry... It's over, it's over..."

Listening to the series of mathematical formulas spoken by the other party, Nioh Masaharu fell into a moment of entanglement about whether to wake up the retarded man in front of him.

It's not just living in a dream, it's living in a dream.

So he kindly patted the other person on the shoulder, and then greeted the other person's horrified eyes like looking at the invigilator.

"...I'm not a teacher." Nioh Masaharu thought he didn't have Sanada Genichiro's type of face.

Unexpectedly, the other party replied very quickly, "Ah, I know, teachers generally don't dye their hair."

"...Then what are you afraid of?"

Now the other party has obviously woken up, and he articulated clearly, "Oh, you look quite like the person in my dream just now, and you also have white hair."

Nioh Masaharu suddenly had a bad feeling when he heard this.

Bei Chuanyuan put on a face of bitterness and hatred, "He always chases me and forces me to take the exam. He looks very scary."

At the end, he glanced at him as if he realized that it was not very good for him to say so, and added a useless sentence, "Of course, you are much prettier than him."

...Please don't compare me to the guy in your colorful dream.Even if I am praised, I will not be in a good mood.

"...Then can you leave my position now?"

"Isn't this number one?!"

"...This is number 35," Nioh Masaharu pointed helplessly at the sticker on the upper left corner of the desk, "Isn't it written here?"

Bei Chuanyuan looked at the big number sheet and fell silent. After a long time, he said as if he had suddenly realized, "When I came, the teacher hadn't come yet, let alone the sticker, and he didn't even open the door. I I'm also curious about how the desks are turned upside down."

"I see..." Nioh Masaharu nodded cooperatively...

"Then how did you get into the classroom?!"

Bei Chuanyuan gestured to the half-opened window next to him with his eyes, "The window is unlocked, you understand."

"I didn't mean classmate." Nioh Masaharu felt that before using his brain cells to deal with the painful math test papers, he would first contribute to this magical creature in front of him. "What did you come to sleep at school early in the morning to draw?"

If it’s cheating, you’re going to talk in the office every minute, and it’s really kind of the teacher who sent the stickers to see you sleeping here and not drive you away.

"It's a long story—"

"Please keep the long story short!"

"I missed the entrance exam in junior high school because I got lost."

Nioh Masaharu was suddenly surprised to find that compared to such things as entering the classroom through the window early in the morning, finding the wrong place to catch up on sleep, and finishing the exam in a dream, it seems so normal to miss the exam because of getting lost.

***

"Aren't you a local?"

"I live in my relative's house. In fact, my relative's neighbor has a neighbor who is the same age as me and said that he can take me for a ride."

"Then why did you open the window in the end?"

"Well," Kitagawara scratched his face with his fingers, "Actually, before I went out, we both agreed, but it seems that there is a little difference in mutual understanding."

Minano Shuichi was actually very careful. The night before yesterday, he called Kitagawara to confirm what he was going to bring tomorrow, and said very considerately, "I usually get up a little early. If you can't get up, I can stay later tomorrow." .”

"No, no, no," Kitagawara felt embarrassed, "I'll set the alarm clock, you just wake up at the normal time."

Then Kitagawara got up early the next day, not a little early.It was still daylight at that time, in order not to wake up the uncles and aunts at home, he deliberately walked out of the house like a thief.When closing the door, he looked left and right first, bent over to carry his bag, but fortunately it was really early at that time, no one saw him, otherwise he would have entered the game every minute.

In the beginning, Kitagawara still wanted to wait for Minano Hideo to come.After all, he was quite confident in his ability to get lost. In a strange place, even if he was only 1000 meters away from his destination, Bei Chuanyuan felt that it would not be difficult for him to get lost for four or five hours.

Standing alone is obviously not a problem, Bei Chuanyuan began to move forward a few steps every once in a while, just to exercise his muscles and bones, so as not to stand numb.When he moved to the place where he was going to turn, he turned back immediately. He didn't dare to turn, after all, he didn't know if he could come back once he turned.

Every time Kitagawara went back to the downstairs of Hideyoshi Nanno's family, he felt a sense of peace of mind, especially when he saw the window of Hideichi Minano's room from the bottom up.

To sum it up, it's the sense of gratitude that I finally don't have to turn around and maybe get lost to find the school after the disaster.

But in fact, his gaze is quite easy to misunderstand.Bei Chuanyuan went back and forth like this a few times, and there was already a morning jogger on the street. Every time he passed by here, he couldn't help sighing that young people are really infatuated now.

No matter how infatuated people were, they couldn't bear the numb feet, so Bei Chuanyuan decided to find his own way.

It was only 1000 meters, and Kitagawara was full of confidence holding the map.Of course, he walked around three times before walking to the school, and finally fell asleep lying on other people's desks from exhaustion, not to mention these things for now.

However, Kitagawara did not forget to report a letter to Minano Hideichi, but because his own wake-up time was rather delicate, he held the phone and hesitated there first, afraid that the other party would not wake up if he called early, and feared that the other party had already Waited there for half a day.

"However, it turns out that my pinching point is still very accurate." Bei Chuanyuan's face was quite proud.

"How to say?"

"When I called, I just heard the sound of the alarm clock coming from his side."

Nioh Masaharu hesitated for a moment, and finally asked, "How early did you get up?"

Kitagawara tried to talk about him from left to right, "...Speaking of which, there are only two of us here in this classroom."

Nioh Masaharu originally wanted to complain that his change of subject was not good at all, but he later found out that this is actually a very important issue.

"……what time is it now?"

Kitagawara did not directly answer this question, "...Speaking of which, did someone speak English just now? It sounds like a broadcast..."

The two looked at each other, seeing the horror in each other's eyes.

***

The teachers in this school are actually quite kind. Although they missed the listening part, they let Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu finish the English test in the office.

Although there was a scolding in the end.

"D302 and B302, are the two letters D and B so indistinguishable? It's fine if you go to the wrong classroom, and you don't have any idea when you see no one coming?!"

"And you," the dean turned to Kitagawara, "don't you find it strange that there is no seating chart posted in the examination room?"

Bei Chuanyuan said recklessly, "...he posted it later."

The director of academic affairs rubbed his brows and tried to calmly say, "Which place have you seen where the exam papers are posted on the morning of the exam?!"

"By the way, you too," he was obviously very angry, pointing his finger at the teacher who came to put up the test paper and cursed, "You don't even scream when you see the students sleeping there?"

"I called," said the teacher, who was obviously innocent. "He woke up at the time and vowed to leave later. I didn't care about him when there was still time."

The dean asked, "Is there such a thing?"

Bei Chuanyuan recalled it for a while, and felt that there was indeed such a person, and he seemed to have indeed answered that way.

In the end, he calmly met the eyes of the dean.

"It happened in my dream," he said in a regretful tone, "and because of the sudden change of the examination room, I haven't finished the last big math problem."

The dean endured it, his hands trembled, and the last few test papers were slapped coldly on Bei Chuanyuan's face.

"puff……"

"You too!" The rest of the test papers hit Nioh Masaharu's face evenly.

The angry voice of the director of academic affairs echoed in the office, "Review, write me a 5000-word review!"