The Siren's Sleeping Beauty [Comprehensive British and American]

Steve kept pretending to be asleep, until a warm, inappropriate sight made him uncontrollably close his legs together, pretending to '嘤｜咚', 'woke up'.

Opening his eyes, Angus squatted obediently beside his bed, where he had been squatting 10 minutes ago.

Crouching Steve is stiff, unable to move, not even tachycardia.

On his body was his light beige plaid shirt that had not been fully washed with blood stains. One sleeve was worn correctly and only four buttons were buttoned.

A sleeve on the right hangs down from the shoulder, exposing the neck and collarbone, and the cuff hangs down to cover half of the foot, revealing distinct, delicate toes.

The half-dry curly hair is spread out, and the shirt works together to half-cover the calf, revealing only the ankles and pointed joints.

Steve paused for a second, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then opened them: "Angus?"

Angus didn't feel the impact he caused, put his hands on his knees, squatted in a difficult posture, and looked at Steve's... crotch seriously.

Steve...seriously, the mermaid has been changing around, mostly naked, and he doesn't feel anything.

On the contrary, after the mermaid had cloth on his body, he felt a sense of guilt for what he had done.

There was an eerie feeling that he needed to go to a priest and confess his unclean sin.

To be honest, whether you need to act surprised is another matter.

One is that he doesn't know how to perform the reaction in this situation, and the other is that he really doesn't care about the reactions of other creatures.

Steve put his legs away, and said again: "...Angus, what's the matter?"

Angus pointed to his cock: "Why?"

Steve...

...first...analyze.

Angus tilted his head and looked at him, showing no charming emotions.

1 minute and Steve is still analyzing.What the fish is asking him is a very important premise.

There must be something else in this direction, it can't be what I thought.

Just when he was racking his brains to know what Angus wanted to ask, Angus stood up, his legs whitened.

Steve...

Turning his head slightly, he focused on Angus's little curly hair: "...what's the matter?"

Angus lifted the hem of his shirt with his hand.

Just... "swipe", without warning.

The scene was too out of control, and Steve was completely stunned.

"Why?" Angus held the hem of his shirt with both hands, showing his soft white belly, and his legs were too straight together.

Steve...

Calm down, Steve Rogers.At this time, what is the first thing?

Closing his eyes, reaching out his hands, he pressed Angus' two hands: "Angus...you can't lift your clothes up casually...thatsaNo."

"Really can not."

Angus was pressed by the kneeling man standing on the bed with both hands, and tilted his head: "Why?"

Because their parents, Adam and Eve, ate an apple and knew shame, so generations learned to cover up important parts.

Steve looked closely at the fish with clean eyes, and twitched the corners of his mouth.

Words are poor.

After all, Adam and Eve are not necessarily the ancestors of fish.

Steve looked into his plain blue eyes with complicated emotions: "...it's just No."

Angus moved his hand, trying to lift it up.Steve used some strength, his handsome face twisted into a ball, a little weak: "Angus, please——No."

Angus let go of his clothes, and Steve heaved a sigh of relief.

Then Yu stretched out his hand straight forward, with a clear goal and explosive mobility.

Steve quickly grabbed his hand and held it up high: "What do you want to do!?"

Angus glanced at him, raised a finger in his palm, and pointed down at his target.

Steve... he knew what his goal was, but... what was it for?

"Why?" Steve said with difficulty.

Angus narrowed his eyes, suppressed his impatience, and prepared to lift his clothes with the other hand.

Steve simply took control of Angus's two particularly demonic claws: "Angus...No——"

Angus... This human being is really unreasonable.

Why can't I do anything?

He was silent, staring at Steve closely, his round pupils gradually developing into ovals.

Steve...

The world is so peaceful, why does this fish resort to violence every now and then.

Although it seems to be a little more patient, there is still progress.

"Angus, we can take our time—" Angus quickly let go of both hands, Steve comforted him, "I don't know exactly what you are going to do now, we need time to communicate."

"It's okay to start simple."

"For example..." Steve felt his mind buzzing, "For example, what do you want to eat?"

"Food! Yes, food!" Steve swallowed, quickly opened his drawer, looked for it, saw a piece of chewing gum, held it up high, "Do you want some candy?"

He completely forgot that yesterday he was determined not to let Angus touch candy again.

Angus looked at the things in his hands, and his attention was distracted.

Steve held up the candy and shook it: "This one is different from the one you ate before." He unpacked it and quickly stuffed it into Angus's mouth, which couldn't react.

"Just chew."

Angus had a taste of mint in his mouth, cool and straight to his forehead, it was wonderful and sweet.

His pupils gradually returned to a safe shape. He chewed the food in his mouth seriously, but he couldn't chew it. Human food is really strange.

He looked down at Steve's drawer, found the remaining two and looked at Steve in his hands: "Steve."

Seeing that he was finally not attached to something strange, Steve said generously, "It's all yours."

It's said to be sugar-free chewing gum, so it shouldn't... it doesn't matter...

Angus chewed his gum, grabbed the inventory, turned around and walked out of the bedroom.

Steve put his hands on his hips, exhaled slowly, and touched his forehead.

... He actually felt like he was alive after a catastrophe.

Getting up and following Angus, he was finally able to check what Angus was doing in the apartment openly.

Turning around, he walked towards the washing machine at the door of the bathroom that he cared most about. Angus slowly stood in front of him, his cheeks bulging.

Steve looks at him, wondering how he can negotiate putting his pants on, too.

Steve moved to the side, and Angus moved too.

"It's okay, I'm just going to check." Steve thought it was the mermaid who broke something, and felt a little embarrassed.

Angus looked at him. He had already stuffed three candies into his mouth and chewed them together with weight.

He didn't quite understand what the human beings were trying to comfort him, was there more after eating?

But he is not very hungry.

Pushing the lid of the washing machine in front of Steve, he walked slowly towards the sofa in the living room.

Steve...

He looked down at the neatly cut washing machine cover, then looked back at the mermaid lying face down on the sofa, and couldn't help but sigh.

Grabbing the cover that the fish gave him, he headed towards the bathroom.

I have to say, the cuts are really neat.Steve made a gesture, wondering if it would work well with glue.

Pursing his lips and hesitating for a while, he still shouted outside: "Angus, can you come here for a while?"

Angus moved his head on the sofa, he didn't really want to move his legs, slow, it didn't work.

"Angus—please—" Steve half-looked at him from the doorway, finding it easier to drive Angus to respond to his request.

Angus turned his back to Steve, completely deceiving himself.

"Angus, help—" Steve lowered his voice.

Angus rolled his eyes, humans are so troublesome.

He slowly rolled off the sofa and walked slowly towards Steve.

Steve suddenly had the illusion that he was inflated?

Angus stood beside him and asked what he was doing.

Steve bent down to fit the lid into the mouth of the laundry tub, then grabbed the handle, squeezed it, and opened it: "yes."

Angus blinked.

Break off the cover completely: "No."

Oh.

Steve puts the lid of the washing machine into Angus' hands.

Angus looked at the human face, thinking that he might have misunderstood him.

After playing with the lid, he squeezed the handle on the lid and looked at the buckle on the side of the barrel.Then raised his hand and threw the cover on the human body, Steve felt a pain in his chest from being hit: "...cough——"

All boring.

Angus glanced at him, then walked out slowly again.

Steve...

I don't know why I feel like I'm being tolerated as a mentally retarded person.

Angus lay back on the sofa again. Didn't he know how to open these strange things?

He is just lazy.

Watching Angus' movements, Steve played with the washing machine lid in his hand.

Well, it's not an illusion, Angus in a waking state is quite indifferent to himself.

Except when he has a problem with something.

The author has something to say: Steve: XXXXX, yes! XXXXX, No!

Angus: What misunderstanding do you have about me?

Steve:  …

Angus [Beast pupil warning]

Steve: Candy...?

Angus: Huh.

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I don't know why, but I always feel that when these two are put together, IQ will plummet... Well, it's all an illusion!illusion! !

The number of words has been a little less these two days, because I am going to start accumulating V’s [-] words, am I happy~ Are you excited~

...and I have been gradually abolished because of my aunt_(:з」∠)_

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Thank you Friedvrual, you will irrigate with soft nutrient solution as soon as you call your foster father~

I love you~ meme chirp~