Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Sixteen is almost going bald!

"Why are you stopping me! We are the same!"

Little Naixiu struggled for a long time, but to no avail, she glared at Jason: "Hurry up and hit him! He is the bad guy!"

Jason's tone was understated, but Sixteen was not a fool, just thinking about his state under the cliff, one could guess how much he had suffered before his death.

Jason's strong arm lay across the little girl's waist, and he easily restrained the five scumbags, Sixteen, stroking his hair two times in reassurance: "No, I don't have time to spend with him now."

Sixteen was hanging on his arm, kicked his short legs in mid-air, and said angrily, "Then remember, we will beat him together when you have time! Bah, bah, bastard, shameless!"

"..." Oops, he is so cute and wants to lick the cat.

Jason put down the flailing kitten, pinched her puffy cheeks, and said in a deep voice, "I have more important things to do now, wait here for my return."

Sixteen nervously hugged his wrist tightly, his mind was full of scenes of gang fights: "Aren't you taking me?"

"...At most half an hour, I'll be fine."

Jason raised his eyes and looked in a certain direction. His gaze was as sharp as a knife piercing his heart. His deep green eyes, like the starry sky, revealed unbearable pain. He seemed to be talking to himself: "Tonight Everything will end."

Sixteen was also in pain: "No! You see how ugly he is, so I don't want to stay in the same room with him!"

Xiao Naixiu turned around aggrieved, feeling that Yan Gou's dignity had been insulted: "And he is so bad, what if he attacks me, what will I do, I am weak, pure, cute and innocent!"

Jason was at a loss for words for a while, and the emotions he had just brewed disappeared, and he said helplessly, "I have a sense of proportion."

The clown knows what he wants to do, and is even happy to see it happen. Before Batman makes a choice, he will not use any tricks, and he will definitely stay here obediently.

Sixteen whispered, "What kind of sense do you have..."

Jason was naturally prepared and put an end to the tricks of the clown, otherwise he would not have taken the risk of leaving Sixteen here by himself, but he didn't have much time now, so he didn't have time to explain, so he said perfunctorily: "The rope is tied very firmly. .”

That's right, he tied it with a special sailor's knot, and unless someone deliberately cut it off with a sharp knife, the clown would have no chance of escaping with his own strength.

"The attitude is wrong, hmph, bad guy, bullying me again."

Sixteen muttered in a low voice, knowing that Jason's decision could not be changed, so he could only accept this cruel fact with tears in his eyes: "Okay, then where are you going?"

Jason paused, looked out the window with a complicated expression, and said in a hoarse voice: "I'm going to see someone, and only when he comes, can this good show be worth starting."

here we go again!You can see that he only spoke half of what he said, can it be blamed on Sixteen for not being able to understand? Asking it seems like she is stupid!

Sixteen gritted his teeth angrily, and said goodbye to Jason obediently: "Then I'll wait for you with my mobile phone, hurry up."

After finishing speaking, he shook the communicator with the background of the cartoon cat with Jason, looking like a cute and cute little loli.

In fact, I have already started thinking about how to take revenge on the clown in my heart. This is a golden opportunity, and no one can stop it!

Jason patted the top of her soft hair, and flipped out of the window neatly. His back in the night sky was like a big black bird about to fly, fierce and beautiful.

Sixteen took photos as a souvenir, and then skillfully opened Google, only to see "Fifteen Passionate Moments of Super Batman", "The Three Giants of Zhenglian Walking Together Who Are Like a Light Bulb" and "Wonder Woman" in the row below the search bar. Denies dating Neptune"...

That is to say, Jason is busy on night patrol. If he is free for three or five days, he may soon find a large stack of fan manuscripts of Zhenglian Avengers hidden under the dining table at home.

Of course, there are also Jason himself, and even accounted for one-third. The endings range from being lonely to dying with the female cat of Wang Erniu's house next door, which is very exciting.

Doujin master Sixteen clicked on the search bar, started to Google his pseudonym, and then clicked on an ugly bald doujin.

That’s right, it’s not a good story if it’s not published. A few days after Ah Shili learned to type, he published a super villain’s fanfiction on the superhero forum to test the waters.

She doesn't know much about Gotham's super criminals, and is being contacted by Jason, who writes fanfiction by the way.

But Sixteen really didn't expect the clown to be so scary, the static picture is not as intuitive as the dynamic picture!

After watching my own ooc fan, Xiao Naixiu feels refreshed!The clown in his mind became the silly white sweet who was raped by the overlord Luthor again, and his heart was filled with courage again!Opened the wooden door of the utility room.

The clown's malicious gaze was like a sticky poisonous tongue. He grinned the corners of his bright red lips at an angle that ordinary people could not reach, and laughed loudly: "Oh! Little rabbit!"

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen was so frightened that he closed the door with a "bang"!

There's no way, the clown is so ugly, his behavior is crazy and shapeless, and he likes to kill, the news is saying that he is a Gotham cancer!In other words, it is basically equivalent to Kang Xuezhu, the shame of Wanhua, one of the ten evils, and everyone in the world can punish him.

What about Sixteen?The sixteenth, the five scumbags, are so cowardly! !

"I, I, I, I am not afraid. I am the bravest warrior of the Seven Shows in Slender West Lake. When the heavens are about to be assigned to me, people must be the first..."

Sixteen muttered about it for a long time, thinking about Jason who was tortured and killed, his anger immediately overcame his fear, he opened the small wooden door again, and glared at the clown: "Wait!"

The clown leaned heavily against the wall, as if leisurely tilting the legs of the stool: "I'm waiting! Little rabbit."

Sixteen took out the cherry blossoms to get drunk, and gestured at him angrily for a long time, the cold air of the sword's edge pressed against the opponent's pale skin, but he was still too afraid to strike: "You are the rabbit!"

She is different from the militant The Fifteen. The Fifteen practiced Bing Xin and joined the army camp to help out at the end of the Anshi Rebellion, while the Sixteen had no medical knowledge and was unable to protect himself. The internal power treatment could not last for too long, so it would be good not to cause trouble .

Except for Duoduo and Asal who often tease her, Sixteen has never really fought with anyone, and dare not hurt anyone.

Sixteen himself hesitated, but the clown leaned forward sharply, almost hitting his neck against the blade. While Sixteen backed away in shock, he said meaningfully: "Pure and harmless, Robin and the little bat followed the same path.”

Sixteen: "..." Too much, he owes too much.

"I dare not kill you, don't I dare to beat you!"

Xiao Naixiu glared at him, not seeing him mentioning her big bad wolf with such an attitude, her liver hurt immediately, and she angrily slapped his calf with the princess's humiliation: "I'm bah bah bah! If you don't speak, someone will put you down!" Are you dumb?"

Seeing Sixteen's reaction, the clown became happy instead. With a ferocious and distorted smile, he put on an intoxicated posture: "Wow, the little rabbit is angry."

Sixteen suddenly raised his head, and met a pair of gray-green eyes full of malice and temptation. The owner of these eyes grinned: "Did you see that crowbar? He was still a teenager at the time, so Thin body..."

Ah Sixteen choked for breath, and suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"The way he endures the pain, the powerlessness when he struggles, the despair when he loses consciousness...you never know how much I love this wonderful feeling that destroys Batman."

The clown looked away, sighed sadly, and said with pity: "But the more interesting thing is yet to come!"

Sixteen endured tenaciously for half a minute, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, but the clown was still on bb, with vivid language and exaggerated expressions, his acting skills would be buried if he didn't win an Oscar.

Before he blurted out the next sentence, Xiao Naixiu took out a ball of handkerchief from the package, stuffed it neatly into the clown's mouth, and said angrily: "Just tell me if you have a broken leg, if you insist on blocking Will you be obedient if you keep your mouth shut?"

She put away her two swords, without even caring about the exposure of the pear velvet and silk bag, directly took out a writing brush soaked in ink, and said quietly: "You finished? Then it's up to me."

A clown who is tied up and has no ability to resist: "?"

Sixteen forcefully drew a pig's head on his face.

——Joker's green hairline dividing line——

On the other side of Gotham, Jason managed to lure Batman to the place he had arranged in advance, at the cost of all the props on his body and the beating that Bat's old father loved.

That's right, the paternal punch of Batman's fatherly father knocked Jason out of the three-walled bathroom into the living room.

After all, it is not the load-bearing wall of the main body, but it bears Batman's fist at the same time, and the growing body of the red hood being fed by Sixteen... Anyway, it really tried its best.

Jason smashed through the wall and flew far away, slammed straight on the floor with a bang, wiped the blood oozing from the corner of his mouth indifferently, and raised his head mockingly.

Facing Batman's absurd gaze, Jason didn't have time to irritate him, as if he suddenly remembered something, and a sunflower turned his head back in shock—Oops, his cat!

Sure enough, Ah Sixteen had such an aggrieved expression on his face that he was about to cry, looking at the wound on his face, sad and angry at the same time, the kitten's paws were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the brush steadily.

Brush... huh? ?Brush? ?

Jason took a closer look and choked in his throat: "..."

Half a step away from Xiao Naixiu, the small wooden door of the utility room opened wide, revealing a clown with a pig's head on it.

Not only that, but on his bright purple suit, there were two big prison characters written in circles. The most frightening thing was that his big red lips, pale face and green hair were gone!

That's right, after much deliberation, Sixteen still couldn't stand his unique aesthetics. Girls have a lot of rouge and gouache, so she gave the clown a little touch-up.

She painted exactly like the little white flower who was abused in her ooc fan art, with just the right amount of blush, soft lip glaze, and soft eyeliner...not only carefully painted the lying silkworm, but even the grinning nasolabial folds are covered up!

It even looked a bit gentle... Then a very ugly pig's head was drawn on this ferocious yet gentle face.

Red Hood: "..."

Batman: "..."

For a moment, both the beating person and the person being beaten were stunned by this shocking scene.