who am i where am i how did i suddenly get married

It took Jiang Yueli 5 minutes or more to recover from the soul questioning of the infinite brainwashing cycle.

Then she spent another half an hour restarting the brain that had crashed because it was running too fast.

Facts have proved that most of the time, in most cases, rebooting is the fastest and most effective way to fix bugs.

Jiang Yueli finally pieced together the truth of the memory from the blurred images.

The matter started from the night before when the two officially started clinking glasses to "dispel their sorrows with wine".

Drunk people have never been sane, let alone one who has never drunk before, and the other has never been drunk before. The consequences of two inexperienced drunks colliding are absolutely hellish.

In the beginning, it was only to the extent of talking to each other——

Jiang Yueli still had a death warning device strangled around his neck, no matter how much he comforted himself, he couldn't ignore it. Once the line of reason broke, all the negative emotions that had been suppressed deep in his heart by reason would erupt.

And Lu Mingxuan's family situation is unknown, but judging from her own narrative, she is also a poor lonely family. The family members are all hypocritical, and what they really covet is the family property she inherited. There were so many flies that she was bored.

There is a critical line for the backlog of negative emotions. Two drunks who lost their minds opened this vent, and they can no longer control the excessive development behind.

Jiang Yueli was still able to pick out a few vague pictures from the fragments of memory.

For example, after drinking, they began to let themselves go, pointing to the chandelier above their heads and yelling at each other as enemies. One scolded the stupid x system, and the other mocked a mentally handicapped relative.

Fortunately, there was no one in the bar at that time, but the bar owner was taken aback by these two lunatics. When he proposed to send the two drunks back, they both rejected them with one voice.

From the moment they walk out of the bar shoulder to shoulder, the memory in the middle is another fault.

Later, when the two were walking on the empty street, the two seemed to be a little more sober than when they were in the bar, but they still hadn't shaken off the influence of drunkenness, and they were still a little shaky when walking.

At that time, there was already a twilight in the sky, and the two of them sat on the side of the road, just waiting for the sun to rise behind the tall buildings in the city, and continued to talk about something.

After waking up, Jiang Yueli guessed that she should have given all the "tasks" of the system, otherwise they wouldn't have walked into the adjacent street directly——

Civil Affairs Bureau.

Jiang Yueli still remembered the scene where the two of them squatted at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau until the staff opened the door for work, and then took pictures of the two ID cards on the table with extraordinary momentum. *

Of course, Jiang Yueli would rather not remember, that would be too embarrassing.

However, only this memory is as clear as a high-definition movie screen.

She even clearly remembered the smiley and sympathetic expressions on the staff members' faces.

And after that, the picture became dim again, and it was almost impossible to see clearly if it was covered with a layer of fog.

Jiang Yueli only remembered that at that time, her mood was joyful and joyous, as if pushing away a boulder accumulated in her heart, and her whole body seemed to be floating in the clouds.

At that moment, she seemed to hear the system beep.

Jiang Yueli recalled it for a long time, but she was still not sure whether she really heard the words "mission completed".

However, this problem can also be verified.

After rummaging through the memory of the last scene where the two stumbled and squeezed into the door of the room, Jiang Yueli stretched out his hand to the red notebook.

His normally steady hands were trembling at this moment.

Trembling, she picked up the booklet on the ground, moved her knees, and made sure that she was kneeling firmly, then closed her eyes, swallowed, and slowly opened the little book.

Half a minute later, Jiang Yueli, who had finally done the most basic psychological construction, took a deep breath and opened the notebook.

Two unfamiliar yet familiar names came into Jiang Yueli's eyes——

"Lu Mingxuan"

"Jiang Yueli"

"Jiang Yueli" was her own name, and "Lu Mingxuan" was naturally her marriage partner, who was lying on the bed and sleeping.

The most important thing is that the name Lu Mingxuan is exactly the same as the name of the Goldfinger Boss in the book.

Jiang Yueli almost didn't come up to suffocate on the spot.

The amount of information overload in her brain almost caused her brain to freeze again.

Is Lu Mingxuan the real Lu Mingxuan? If it's just the same name, can the system judge the task to be completed?

If it is true, as a standard domineering president, how could there be such a chaotic and unreasonable place? The president should not always go to high-end clubs, pick up and drop off in a five-meter luxury car, be equipped with ten assistant bodyguards, and never be serious. Seeing civilians... of it!

Has the personality of this domineering president collapsed? !

Although this Lu Mingxuan seemed too approachable most of the time, theoretically speaking, she was only in a state of drunkenness, what if she turned her face and refused to recognize anyone when she sobered up?

This is a domineering president who can support the sky with one hand in K city with a bloody and sinister name!

Who knows if she is in a bad mood and will kill someone just for fun...

Apart from these, the more serious problem is that due to dementia after drinking, Jiang Yueli can't remember what the system said, or even whether the system said anything.

If it says the task is done, does it post a new task?

What is the content of the new mission?

What is the time limit?

Does the system only prompt once each time, but can it be turned on repeatedly?

Can completed tasks be voided?Or will it reverse the detection and judgment?

The worst situation is that the system withdraws the deadline of the previous mission and releases a new mission deadline, then she has to face the reality that the deadline is shorter.

At the same time, she had to face the possible pursuit of Lu Mingxuan after she woke up.

No matter how you look at it, the situation is dire right now.

Under the pressure of such an unknown double threat, Jiang Yueli spent a lot of effort to clear a small space in his chaotic brain to think about the way forward.

The good news is that Lu Mingxuan has not woken up yet, and the system has not made any threatening actions.

Judging from the deadline of the previous mission, the system should be very happy to see her struggling with it, and it shouldn't kill her so soon.

Of course accidents will always exist, but at least in terms of high probability, the system will not immediately threaten her life.

On this point, Lu Mingxuan was not sure.

In short, it is always right to run for her life before she wakes up.

Jiang Yueli looked around, found her mobile phone and small backpack from under a pile of glass shards and rags, and randomly stuffed her coat and data cables into the bag.

Then she stepped on the most cautious steps in her life, moved lightly to the door, and carefully opened the door.

She turned her head to check for the last time, and made sure that Lu Mingxuan hadn't woken up yet, so she immediately turned her head and ran out of the hotel with the energy of a [-]-meter sprint.

When going down the steps, Jiang Yueli stumbled because he was running too fast, and almost fell into the big trash can under the steps.

Jiang Yueli hugged the pillar next to the steps again, and barely stabilized her figure, avoiding the tragedy of falling down, only to be covered in messy hair that she hadn't had time to take care of.

After staying away from the dangerous hotel for a while, Jiang Yueli fell into deep thought as she stroked her freshly trimmed hair.

Two hours later, in the barber shop in the old town alley.

The instant noodle roll proprietress greeted Jiang Yueli with a cigarette in her mouth: "What, are you not satisfied with your hairstyle?"

Jiang Yueli sat silently in front of the mirror, looking affectionately at the hairstyle she had just finished.

I'm sorry, for the sake of her own life, she must do all she can to pretend.

After mourning for a while, Jiang Yueli opened his mouth in pain with an expression as if he had lost something important.

"Shave me bald, thank you."

Boss:? ? ?

.......

Ji Hanyu is Lu Mingxuan's assistant.

If you want to ask him the biggest problem as Lu's assistant, it is whether his immediate boss will disappear from time to time.

For example, this time, three days ago, Mr. Lu claimed that he was so angry with the mentally retarded that his IQ was lowered, and he decided to go back to recuperate for two days to heal the mental damage he suffered.

On the first day, Assistant Ji was able to report the company situation to Lu Mingxuan, but by the second night, he had no one to find.

Calling the mobile phone number shows that it is turned off, and no one answers when calling the landline at home, and there is no response to emails until the next day.

Such a situation is not unheard of in the past.

Maybe Mr. Lu pushed his phone into the water again this time.

Assistant Ji thought so optimistically at first.

It wasn't until the evening of the third day that Lu Mingxuan disappeared that Assistant Ji, who had been unable to contact anyone, finally realized something was wrong.

Assistant Ji first went to the bar that Lu Mingxuan frequented, and followed the tips given by the bar owner to check the surrounding hotels one by one.

Just when Assistant Ji chose to give up and was about to call the police, he finally found Lu Mingxuan in a small hotel on the corner of the street.

The owner of the hotel is an acquaintance. He still remembers Lu Mingxuan who stumbled into the room early in the morning, and Jiang Yueli who was held in her arms naturally. When he met Assistant Ji, he thought he was a relative who knew about it. He winked at him and teased him. for a while.

Assistant Ji frowned at the greasy dirty jokes, but he endured the discomfort and sift out the key words from the boss's words.

Lu Mingxuan had indeed been here before - her name and appearance matched, the only problem was that she didn't come here alone, and brought another little girl with her.

And what the boss said inside and outside the words seemed to recognize the two as a couple.

Although the same-sex marriage bill has been passed for many years, the relationship between women has always been closer. Generally, if the parties do not say anything, outsiders will not think in the direction of same-sex couples, unless the couple has done something explicit between them, and exposed to people.

Assistant Ji realized that something was wrong——

Especially when this kind of thing happened to Lu Mingxuan who insisted that she would not marry, have children, or seek a partner.

Three minutes later, Assistant Ji, who walked backwards out of the hotel gate, found the truth.

The Civil Affairs Bureau is directly opposite the gate of this hotel, and the hotel owner, who is too idle, can see clearly who goes in and out every day.

Assistant Ji's heart skipped a beat.

When Assistant Ji stood in front of the door of Lu Mingxuan's room pointed out by the boss, his knocking hand trembled slightly.

"Mingxuan—"

After Assistant Ji yelled three or four times trembling, there was a crackling sound in the room, like the sound of something falling to the ground and shattering.

After a while, there was a hoarse response from behind the door: "Here we are."

Lu Mingxuan opened the door with her messy hair, staring at Assistant Ji with a sharp gaze that didn't fit the painting style. She glanced behind Assistant Ji and asked, "Why am I here?"

How the hell did I know you were here.

Assistant Ji swallowed this sentence silently, and automatically omitted the harmonious words in it: "...I still want to ask why you are here? It is agreed that you will only rest for two days. It’s absent from work.”

With that said, Assistant Ji glanced at the corner of the messy room behind Lu Mingxuan, couldn't help being silent for a moment, and couldn't help but ask, "Did you fight with someone?"

Immediately afterwards, he added: "Didn't you beat anyone to death?"

Lu Mingxuan stopped holding her hair, squinted her eyes and looked at Assistant Ji, automatically ignoring his last two sentences: "What's the date today?"

"NO.17." Assistant Ji replied in a daze, "September NO.17."

Lu Mingxuan pressed the faintly throbbing eyebrows, endured the aftereffects of the hangover, and turned her brain.

Although the memory of drinking has been blurred, she has always been sensitive to dates, and it has been three days since she left the company.

And now——Lu Mingxuan turned her head and looked out the window—it was already the third night, and the sky outside was completely dark.

"I'm fine, I'll go back to the company to have a look later." Lu Mingxuan slammed the door shut again, "Go back first."

Assistant Ji had doubts about whether Lu Mingxuan had fought with someone again, so he didn't dare to leave for a while, for fear that someone would hide inside and attack Lu Mingxuan who was unconscious at first glance, so that he could call the police for support at any time.

He even adjusted the phone to the alarm dial interface, and pressed his finger on it, ready to press it at any time.

At this moment, another loud noise came from the room, accompanied by Lu Mingxuan's curse: "I c—"

Assistant Ji shook his hand and almost called the police directly.

Five minutes later, Lu Mingxuan opened the door against the steam all over her body. Water was dripping from her hair and body, as if she had just been fished out of the water.

Lu Mingxuan put on the only dry coat, holding a somewhat familiar red notebook in her hand.

What matched it was Lu Mingxuan's expression and gaze that were so dark that it was almost murderous.

It's rare for Lu Mingxuan to get angry in a serious manner, and her moody appearance is enough to make people startled, not to mention the low pressure state when she is really angry.

Even Assistant Ji, who was familiar with her, felt her heart skip a beat, her hands trembled, and her phone fell to the ground.

The phone screen turned on and then turned off. Lu Mingxuan glanced at the phone on the ground and saw the alarm call clearly.

In the past, she would have ridiculed the assistant's magical brain circuit, but this time, she just threw the little red notebook to Assistant Ji with a sullen face.

"Call the police for me." Lu Mingxuan ordered coldly, "I want to find this Jiang Yueli."

Assistant Ji frantically picked up the small notebook that was thrown at his face, and froze after only one glance. He tremblingly opened the inside page again.

His nightmare has come true.

I saw "Marriage Certificate" written on the cover of the book in three gold-plated characters, in case people couldn't see it, and on the inside were two photos and the names "Lu Mingxuan" and "Jiang Yueli".

He passed away, and the ruthless Mr. Lu actually got married!

Or flash marriage!

And young and beautiful female college students!

Assistant Ji didn't know how to react for a while, so he could only subconsciously ask, "What are you doing?"

The air pressure around Lu Mingxuan dropped another eight degrees. She glanced at the assistant coldly, and replied through gritted teeth, "Divorce!"

The author has something to say: *Note: In reality, a household registration book is required for marriage, but this is a novel world with a fictional background, so you can get a certificate by setting up a direct ID card privately, and it will be mentioned later _(°ω°?∠) _

In addition, let me explain here by the way that this article is a modern overhead background, and the timeline should be pushed forward. Most of the laws and regulations that appear in the article are also directly set by the author himself. Please do not substitute reality, and I will not repeat the explanation later. up

And, Yueli won't really shave bald, I guarantee w

Finally, in this article, the real boss is Yueli_(|3」∠)_

After counting the number of words, it seems that it is not enough before the list, so I will post it in advance

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