Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

What Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo did, Zhao Jinwen, an otaku, knew what was going on as soon as he heard it. First there were small food chain stores, and later it was a combination of bodyguards and express delivery. After they became officials, they started collective farms.

Looking at these two people... After he passed through, he cursed this God for the Nth time for not having eyes!They are all time-traveling, why are they adults!Is he just a bean? !

The fetal wear mentioned in this book is all over in the blink of an eye.But after experiencing it personally, I realized how terrible real tire wear is.

When he first regained consciousness, he thought that he was hit by an earthquake after sleeping, and then he was smashed to pieces!Because at that time his eyes were blurred, he couldn't hear anything, he couldn't speak, and his limbs were weak.

He was a bit of a irascible person in the first place. When he was playing games, he would open the mic and yell at him, and he kicked all the computer desks.He lay there like that, not knowing what was going on with him, not being able to distinguish the passage of time, thinking that he could only feed from a bottle (in fact, he was really being breastfed), and he could only vent by yelling from time to time.

Fortunately, the baby sleeps for a long time. When he can hear and see the outside world, he doesn't go crazy.When he found out that he was not seriously injured and hospitalized, but traveled through time, this made him a little less irritable.And it quickly changed from the farming style to the power struggle style, which made him even more satisfied.

But the time is still so long... He still has to learn those idiot classics, idiot calligraphy, idiot etiquette, an idiot father, a bun mother, a blind and useless prince father, a fat woman, and a bunch of idiots Brother, how irritable!Why isn't this the kind of world that is enforced by force?As the protagonist, it's okay for him to achieve great feats at the age of three or four, right?When the time comes, kill all these people, and he will be the emperor!

After knowing the situation of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, he also hesitated whether to confront them.But then I thought about it, he is the grandson of the emperor, and these two are just county magistrates. Judging from the situation, they are still not very capable. , It was the two who sent him to escort him.

Zhao Jinwen thinks he is very smart, so he knows that his other brothers are helpful, but his four parents are unreliable, so he has to find someone for himself.

Zhao Jinwen always wanted to talk to the two alone, but he had no chance. Seeing that the two were about to leave, he immediately ran over to hug Gu Cijiu, but this time the eunuch who followed him finally helped. , and immediately hugged the little Highness.

When Zhao Jinwen saw the situation, he repeated his old tricks and yelled: "Go away!!! You all go away!!! I want to whisper to these two brothers!!!"

The prince's face turned pale with anger, Gu Cijiu could only say: "Brother Zhao, it seems that your highness and I are destined, why don't we chat with your highness."

The prince was a little bit embarrassed, but Zhao Jinwen's voice was so loud that it would break the sky, he had no choice but to respond with a headache: "Trouble both of you."

The prince and his wife left, Zhao Jinwen first dragged the two of them away, and then simply pointed to Gu Cijiu: "You hug me, go over there, yes, it's on the rockery." Comfortable, hoarse throat.After being hugged, he pointed again, "You two are fools, I tell you, this place where you whisper, you have to find a place where you can see it in all directions, you guys, get BLABLABLA"

When they arrived at the pavilion on the rockery, the three of them went in and sat down. Zhao Jinwen swung his legs and asked, "I ask you, how old were you when you came here, and what did you do?"

"42 years old, researcher of X Academy of Sciences." Duan Shaobo said.

Zhao Jinwen's movements froze for a moment: "What the hell? A researcher of the X Academy of Sciences?" His facial features were distorted, even if a child had an aura of innocence, he looked really distorted, "Just like you, I have been here for several years Or the two county magistrates, and the researcher of the TM X Academy? Dude, that’s not how you pretend to be.”

"Then where are you from?" Gu Cijiu asked him.

"Me? I'm a graduate student of Chinese literature at Qhuahua!" Zhao Jinwen was stunned for a moment, then said arrogantly, isn't it just bragging to each other anyway?come!Who is afraid of whom!It's all worn anyway, who knows who?

"Oh." Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo have a hundred ways to reveal his true colors, but it's not necessary. Gu Cijiu nodded and put on a worried look, "So I'm still a student. It's not easy for Qhua's students, you come here like this...your family..."

"My home?" Zhao Jinwen was stunned again, his eyes a little confused. He has been here for three years, that is, at the very beginning, when he was lying in bed and couldn't hear, see, or speak, he thought about home, but he was What do you think?He is afraid, he thinks that I have become a vegetable?Then will my parents pull out my ventilator like they said on TV?

Because when he saw similar news on the Internet and on TV, he always said, "What is this kind of person doing?! Die early and reincarnate early!"

What did his parents say?

"It's a life anyway, what if I can wake up?"

He also said that his mother gave birth to his mother, and that his father was a hypocrite, but this time it was his turn... and he was different from those people lying on the bed, how could they have a salary, wives and children.But he is just a squatting at home, plus gnawing on the old, all he has is a T of various resources in the computer hard disk, where are all his wives, younger sisters, older sisters and daughters.The computer still asks for money from his mother.

Dad, Mom, don't think too much for a while, I don't want to die, and I don't want to be paralyzed either!I can still wake up!When I wake up, I must go find a job and earn money!I also did the supermarket cash register and moving bricks!

But when he opened his eyes, he found that he was not paralyzed, but time-traveled, especially after he became a prince not long after, joy, and irritability towards physical weakness, made him completely without resistance, and he also forgot about his father. mom.

"My parents..." Zhao Jinwen closed his mouth, no longer the arrogance and arrogance he had just now, his face turned red all the way to his ears, and he began to bite his fingers.

Gu Cijiu [There is still a bit of humanity left. 】

Duan Shaobo [Well, there is still a chance. 】

System [Host, Junior Brother, what do you want to do? (ω)】

Gu Cijiu [Strike education. 】

System【 Huh?Huh? 】

Zhao Jinwen is a little man who is lucky enough to become an emperor.Don't compare it with Zhu Yuanzhang, Ming Taizu was one of thousands of heroes killed, and Meng Yuan, who was killed by him in the Central Plains, didn't lose much combat power at that time.Don't take Lord Wei as an example. Lord Wei has a clear understanding of himself from beginning to end, knows what can be done and what can't be done, and is very good at using and discovering professionals.

It can’t be compared with the past plot characters. Zhao Jinwen has no long-term love, and he also has a lot of women, but he has labeled them R, SR, and SSR. The ordinary good-looking and low-status are R, good-looking It is SR, and the one that looks good and has a special identity is SSR.He gave them rewards, just like buying skins for characters in a card game.This is worse than Chu Zeyu, at least the first few women still have some emotional exchanges, and there is also a little junior sister who is emotionally hurt.

The fact that he subdues civil servants and military generals is somewhat interesting, but the methods he uses are mostly coincidences, coincidences and coincidences.For example, saving the sister of XX person, saving the sister-in-law of XX person, saving the parents of XX person, directly rehabilitating the other party, writing (chao) a shocking poem, brewing spirits, etc., basically Very tricky.

He also made cards for them in his mind, civil servant cards, military general cards, and set points and skills for them, such as internal affairs expert, full water conservancy point, and speed plus one for leading the army.

Zhao Jinwen directly objectified his woman, and civil and military, but this is not a card collection article, but a normal development and expansion article, which leads to the loss of his luck bonus after his death. The world is doomed.

Duan Shaobo [The son of luck cannot be killed, Zhao Jinwen's character is not immature, but has obvious flaws.System, what do you think is the biggest change when he wears from the modern era to the Great Wei? 】

System [(⊙o⊙)...He changed from a fat mansion to a grandson? 】

Gu Cijiu【You are still panting when you say you are stupid... His biggest change is self-confidence. What kind of self-confidence do you think he has when he is an old man who has accomplished nothing?In modern society, you can earn money even by squatting at home. There are many, many job opportunities for live broadcasting, opening online stores, writing, drawing, and online editing, but he doesn’t even work as a sailor, so he’s just a keyboard man, right?You have seen more keyboard warriors than us, do you think keyboard warriors are confident? 】

System [Keyboard man... The tone of voice is getting louder and louder than the other. It is true that they are not confident, and they only dare to speak through the Internet. 】

Gu Cijiu [Yes, and Zhao Jinwen is still the most low-level keyboard man, who feels that the whole world is unfair and everyone is an ignorant. , being oppressed everywhere, so that he can only be the oppressed in a fat house.Then he crossed over and had identity, status, power, money, everything that he didn't have before, and his self-confidence came, and he thought he was omnipotent. 】

System [(O_o) I understand a little bit, but I don’t seem to understand it, so the host’s attack education is...]

Gu Cijiu【Let him understand that some people, even if they have money, power, status and status...but he used to be a badass!It's still a dish!Always be a foodie! 】

System [Damn it! ! !Host, you are so handsome! ! ! (ノ)Д'(ヾ) I'm so excited】

Duan Shaobo [The system...don't get excited casually, otherwise it will be cut off for you. 】

System 【…】Σ(дlll)

Gu Cijiu was extremely happy in his heart, but he still had a normal face [A person like him, once his self-confidence collapses, it is difficult to rebuild it, even if he has a lot of luck!But...he still has a modicum of conscience, so we won't trample him to pieces. 】

"My...my parents...should...should be okay... right?" Zhao Jinwen stammered, and he hardened up again after a while, "But there's nothing I can do! It's not that I want to They came here! Are you too? They... Anyway, they have money. Without me, they don’t have to live in a tight pocket. They said they would save me for a wife, pay me social security, and take care of me when I get old. ……right?"

"Probably..." Duan Shaobo sighed.

Zhao Jinwen, who seemed to be asking for approval, immediately became unhappy: "Don't talk about me! What about you? Where are your parents!?" After he asked, the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he was smiling.

This expression is saying: Don't just look down on me!Everyone is laughing at fifty steps and laughing at hundred steps!It's time for you to come out, let me have fun!

Duan Shaobo: "Both his parents and I have divorced, and we haven't seen them much since elementary school. But we have already written our wills in advance, donating our property to several medical..."

"You are stupid! Those medical institutions and welfare institutions are all lies! You gave it to them, and they used it to make mistresses, third mistresses BLABLABLA" Hearing the situation of the two of them, Zhao Jinwen was not happy— —You have no relationship with your parents? !Bad review!And property, inheritance? !Pretentious?Bad review!Also TM donation? !Be a third-rate urban novel?Bad review!

"It's getting late, I have to go find the prince." Gu Cijiu looked at the sky and interrupted his chatter.

"Wait! We haven't talked about the business yet! Hey! Come here, I will draw you a weaving machine, and you can use this imitation wool when you go back! Don't thank me, we are all fellow villagers, and we should help each other!" How about it? ?Are you big enough, buddy?

"Jinwen is really smart." Gu Cijiu said with a smile, "However, since you gave this to us, the credit is also ours? Have you ever thought about taking the credit yourself?"

"I..." Zhao Jinwen's eyes rolled wildly, "Of course I thought about it, but, you see, although I am the grandson of the emperor, right? But... I am still too young, and I have no one to ask for. If I have no money, I can’t even go out of the palace. Even if I get it out, I will either make a wedding dress for someone else, or be regarded as a monster.”

Gu Ci said for a long time: "Then you can keep it for yourself. When you grow up, you can use it for yourself in a few years."

"Ah?" Zhao Jinwen was worried that these two were getting greedy, so in fact, the spinning machine he drew was the most primitive one he knew. It could be used, but it was definitely not easy to use. "Why? Look down on me. Brother?!"

Duan Shaobo said, "A gentleman doesn't just take credit for others."

Zhao Jinwen muttered again in his heart: You idiot, suddenly he remembered something: "Didn't you pass the imperial examination? Don't you take credit for it? It's all copying the public... Damn! Didn't copying?! Awesome! Then if you don’t use it, don’t blame your buddy for taking it later.”

Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu smiled together and said, "Okay, just use it, we won't use it."

"..." At first Zhao Jinwen wanted to laugh, but suddenly he couldn't, and even unconsciously lowered his head to play with his fingers.

He should be happy that these two fellows rejected the textile machine and the job as a copywriter, because his interests don't have to be shared with others for nothing, but why does he feel so unhappy?And this kind of unhappiness is not unfamiliar to him, it should even be called familiar. It is the kind of...something that some people don't want, but I have worked hard to get it, so I want to show it off to get attention , was praised, but only cold ridicule was greeted.

The textile machine is fine, Wen Chaogong... If you don’t do it, if I do it, will everyone praise me, but you will laugh at me behind my back?Laughing at me as a fool, trash?

What do you proud sons of heaven who are born with everything know? !No, no!Me too, I am now the pride of heaven!

Zhao Jinwen raised his head again, staring at Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo.

I am now the grandson of the emperor!In the future, it will be the grandson of the emperor!The future is emperor!Even if they are both time travelers, what are the two of them? !Even if you don't do Wenchaogong, you will become the second place and the best candidate, but now you are not two small county magistrates!You will always kneel at my feet from now on!

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo met each other's eyes. All the inner activities of this kid were written on his face. How could Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo not know what he was thinking?

Duan Shaobo said gently: "Jinwen, there are frequent wars in our Huzhou. Last year, the Yanrong people almost entered Liangshan County under the rule of Cijiu. We will leave in two days, and we don't know what it will be when we come back next time." At that time, I didn’t even know if we could come back. You have to take care of yourself here. We also know that it’s awkward for you, a big man, to be trapped in a child’s body, but you have to control your temper to some extent, after all , the royal family is also treacherous, you want to have a lot of affection with the crown prince and princess, and which sixteenth highness."

"I——" Zhao Jinwen wanted to pat his chest and say, "I'm fine? Who am I! I'm the protagonist", but he understood the hint of "death" in the two people's words, "You are the time traveler, It doesn't make sense to die, right?" Although not as good as me, he is still a time traveler.

Gu Cijiu said: "What is time-traveling or not? This is not a novel or TV. There are scripts on the side. Those who don't die must never die. We are still ordinary people, flesh and blood, and we may have more adventures than others. .If you scratch your hand with a knife, will it bleed? If you jump from a high place, you will twist your foot. You don’t have one more head than others.

Following Gu Cijiu's words, Zhao Jinwen's heart began to beat heavily.

They are supporting roles, so it is impossible for them not to die!But how can it be proved that they are supporting roles? !In the past, I was able to prove that I was the protagonist, because I thought I was the only one wearing it, but now there are three... By the way, I am the grandson of the emperor!But the emperor has sixteen grandsons... Isn't that kind of anti-traversal and anti-rebirth plots becoming popular recently?The natives overturned the time-traveling.

Maybe... maybe I'm just adding luster to the real protagonist? !

wrong!wrong!I am the main character!I am!I am!It's my turn now!

Zhao Jinwen wanted to bite his fingernails, but he raised his hands to his mouth, and he suppressed them.So he began to bite his lips: "You guys have too little confidence in yourself. We came here with modern civilization, no better than the natives here? Although the reincarnation skills of the two of you are not as good as mine, you have been here for so many years. If it were me, I would have planted the flag and become king long ago, and now I am afraid that I will have to divide the world with this **** emperor!"

Fortunately, he has a hoarse voice, so he spoke in a low voice, otherwise the eunuchs and nurses guarding below would have to hear his words.

"We didn't think about it." Duan Shaobo seemed surprised, and quickly waved his hands, "Although we both had military ranks in modern times, we are skilled, so let's forget about being kings and tyrants. We can do something to make people If the common people here live a better life, that’s enough for us.”

"You can talk!" Gu Cijiu and the two brothers poked Zhao Jinwen on the head, "Okay, you have that ability, you can be the emperor, and we will kneel down to you when the time comes knock."

Zhao Jinwen looked into Gu Cijiu's eyes, it was obvious that Gu Cijiu's words were so bright and friendly, but he was not happy at all.Because what he saw from Gu Cijiu's eyes was also a very familiar look, that kind of sarcasm, ridicule, waiting to see the good show, the look filled with "you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it".

Zhao Jinwen was furious, he wanted to pounce on him, grabbed Gu Cijiu's collar and shook it crazily: "Why do you think I can't do it!"

But he didn't dare, not because he was only over three years old now, and he wouldn't dare if he was replaced by the big and round man in modern times.All he could do was grin an ugly smile and apologize to Gu Cijiu: "Hey, hey..."

Hearing his own laughter, Zhao Jinwen was terrified again. Now he, the "protagonist", suddenly overlapped with him in the fat house.He wanted to struggle and get rid of the fat house, but he didn't even dare to move, he could only watch helplessly as the skin of the fat house was wrapped up again, making it difficult for him to breathe.

I can study hard!I can get No.1!Oh, I wrote two more questions today than yesterday, should that be enough?I watch a lot less TV.

I can lose weight!I can play basketball very well!Oh, I ran so much today, the amount of exercise should be enough, right?Let's go back and rest.

I can get a job!I can earn money to buy a house!Oops, this job is tiring, earning little money, the boss is stupid, the colleagues are stupid, the customers are stupid, they are all stupid, after the appraisal, so they fire me, this kind of stupid thing, just wait for bankruptcy.

By the way, I used to have a girlfriend, a bit fat, but cute, sweet talker, but she broke up with me just like that.

"I just hate the poor and love the rich! What's the matter! The rich is earned by other people! You are poor because of your own desperation! Why don't I despise you and love him?!" She put a bottle of fruit juice Splashed on me, then left crying.

System [Aw!Whoa whoa whoa whoa—! ! ! ! 】

Before asking the system what the howling meant, Zhao Jinwen had already started to cry, not the kind of snarky wail, but hunched over and curled up his hands and feet to cry.