Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

With anticipation, Teacher Zhang began to update Sige on Weibo.

Gu Cijiu [System, it's up to you. 】

System [Host and Junior Brother, don't worry!In this medieval age, my ability is trustworthy! 】

The system is indeed an old hand in this regard. Long before Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo ordered him to do so, or the moment they first entered this world, the system had already created multiple accounts for themselves on various large websites.All over the world add up to [-] if not [-].

The daily performance of these accounts, everyone will think that there is a normal living person below, and the impression they give to others is also different in occupation, gender, and age.However, the time is still short, so there are not many suitable accounts that the system can use this time, but it is enough.

Originally, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo didn't want to become popular in a short period of time, they only needed some people to walk through this period of time with them and leave traces of the truth in the most public places.

System [Host, (~￣▽￣)~ You should be familiar with this world these days, right?Any plans for the future? 】

[In terms of area, this world is actually not as big as the cultivation world, not even a quarter of the previous world.But in terms of complexity, it is much more complicated than the world of comprehension...] Gu Cijiu pondered for a moment [We don't understand this world, but consider it from the perspective of luck.It can be understood that Lei Jin has great achievements, but lacks luck. Qu Xiaosen, the son of luck, combined with Lei Jin, and with the help of luck, this world has a leap forward. 】

Duan Shaobo [Well, judging from the plot, it is true that during the years when the two got closer, Lei Jin's opponents stepped down one after another, and as long as he invests in any project, even if there are small ups and downs, he will definitely make a lot of money in the end.Senior brother, so, we still have to match these two people? 】

Gu Cijiu【Maybe we can't match up. 】

System【 Huh? ! 】

Gu Cijiu [From the information we have obtained, Qu Xiaosen has high acting skills and is a good person, but other than that, he is also a person who loves to enjoy life. Acting itself is very important to him. It's not a career, but a hobby. It just so happens that hobbies and work are merged together. 】

Duan Shaobo【That's true...then the big brother meant to separate these two people? 】

Gu Cijiu [Yes, if it is to be dismantled, it must be dismantled from the beginning, so that Lei Jin should not build Lei Ting at all. 】

Duan Shaobo [Eldest brother... I want to develop in the business circle, or in other words, the industrial circle? 】

Gu Cijiu [That's just right, I'm going to the showbiz!For a beauty like me, of course I want to compete with others!junior!I'm waiting for you to take care of me! 】

Duan Shaobo【Big Brother...】

The system _(:з」∠)_ has such a host, it is simply beyond words.

After the two lived in Zhang Qi's house for more than half a month, for Zhang Qi, the only problem with the two children... was eating too much.That appetite makes him afraid every time he looks at it, other than that, this is the happiest time he has lived since he came to Sanzhuang.

And these three didn't hide what they did. Mathematics teacher Xu, Chinese teacher Ren, and teachers of other subjects would occasionally go home with them.

Some of the teachers are enthusiastic. As teachers, when they meet students who are willing to study hard, they will do their best to teach.Others are more utilitarian, thinking that if these two children can get good grades in the exam, they may really be able to leave this pit of fire.

But no matter what, the main contradictions of these teachers are unified, and they work hard together.

Gu Cijiu said that he would go home this day, because one month was up, and he wanted to go back to get his monthly money of two hundred.

The Gu's shop was as lively as usual. No matter how Papa Gu treated Gu Cijiu, his small restaurant was really prosperous and the food was really delicious.

Papa Gu saw Gu Cijiu and called him to the back of the restaurant.

It has been a month, and Gu Cijiu's hair has grown from bald to round, and he is wearing the clothes Mr. Xu gave them both—it belongs to Mr. Xu's son. The clothes from a few years ago can no longer be worn, but it is still Adi's. ,good quality.

Father Gu: "Gu Cijiu, don't study in your last year of junior high school. Instead of selling outside, you might as well work here. After all, you are my son. I will provide you with food and lodging, and I will give you 600 yuan a month. "

Even with Gu Cijiu's comprehension ability, it took more than a minute before he realized what this "outside sale" was for.

[System, why don't you find us two orphans in your next life, these fathers are getting more and more wonderful from generation to generation. 】

"Dad, look at this. You give me 2000 yuan in one breath, and then write a statement to sever the relationship between father and son. I will never come to you again. How about it?"

Father Gu's eyes lit up for a moment, but he still shook his head and said, "How can you say that? I am your father, and I will be in charge of your life until you become an adult."

"Dad, is it interesting for you to say this?" Gu Cijiu began to miss the cultivation world at this time, and he cared whether he kissed Lao Tzu or not. Only those with big fists can be called Lao Tzu. That's it. It is enough, "Otherwise, if you write a copy, I will also write a copy. I owe you and my stepmother 10 yuan. Once I am able to work in the future, I will pay the money on a monthly basis... "

"Okay! It's done!" Gu's father didn't wait for Gu Cijiu to finish, and he agreed with a smile. He probably felt that the promise was a bit too bad, so he added another sentence, "Son, the IOU is actually It’s just a piece of paper, you don’t need to return it, you don’t need it!”

For Papa Gu, the statement of severing the relationship between father and son is actually not that reliable.He was still worried that Gu Cijiu had taken 2000 yuan from him, and he would ask him for it after spending the money in two days.He knows that this kid is just a gangster. If he gathers his bad friends to come and cause trouble for the restaurant, it will be really difficult to deal with.

The IOU for 10 yuan is not necessarily the case. With the IOU in hand, why can't he hide from their house?Otherwise, he will threaten him to sue him in court!

Right next to the cash register, I tore out the exercise book that stimulated my schoolbag and wrote a statement to sever the relationship between father and son, as well as the IOU, all in duplicate. Papa Gu gave Gu Cijiu a stack of money.

Gu Cijiu counted: "Dad, this is one thousand and eight."

Papa Gu: "Is the count wrong? At this time, I, a dad, will still pick you 200 yuan?"

Gu Cijiu grabbed the money and handed it over: "Then you count?"

Papa Gu: "If you give me the money, I'll take it as if you're paying me back the interest?!"

The cashier aunt who has worked in this small shop for several years, as well as a few regular customers sitting in the front, are very clear about the affairs of the father and son. At this time, they look at their boss with strange eyes.

Gu Cijiu put the money in his bag, turned around and left.Most of the regular customers also stood up. Those who had served the food paid the bill, while Papa Gu who had not served the food went up to ask. The regular customers just smiled awkwardly and walked out without saying much.

The update of Guangdan and Maodan this day is a statement to sever the relationship between father and son, and an IOU of 10 yuan.

Light eggs and hairy eggs: Starting today, light eggs are the same as hairy eggs!It's a man without a father! 【Cheering but crying light eggs.jpg】

{This...isn't today's picture? }

{Is it true? ! }

{Author, if you do this for artistic effect, it would be too embarrassing. }

Lao Zhang: It’s true, the father exchanged 800 yuan for his son’s 10 yuan IOU and a statement to sever the relationship between father and son @光盒和毛dan

{I thought my parents didn't love me... Now I think I should kowtow to my parents to admit my mistake. }

{etc! @老张 Said that these two children haven’t graduated from junior high school yet, right?Can this be sued to parents and relatives? }

{You are so sweet in my arms.Both the father and relatives can say, it's not that I don't support them, it's that they are naughty, they always run outside, they are bad boys.This kind of case is also very difficult for the court to decide, and there is nothing you can do. }

{The law still has a way, that is, this IOU is invalid!Because Guangdan is underage, what he wrote has no legal effect! }

{As far as I am concerned, do these bare and hairy people still have a lot of scheming?They made such a fuss, which ruined the reputation of my father and relatives and family.Is it not going to be long before the identity of the real person is revealed, and then with the help of such a large group of keyboard warriors, they will go to defend justice for them? }

{It's another one where everyone is drunk and you are sober.Let's put it this way, if what happened to these two kids is real, then I volunteer a keyboard to show their solidarity! }

{It’s this kind of person again... When encountering injustice, everyone doesn’t care. This kind of person comes out to talk about the depravity of human nature and the indifference of society.If someone is in charge, they will say that you are all mobs of public opinion, being used as gunmen and so on!If this is true, I would also like to contribute a keyboard! }

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{Then what... I'm the only one who sighs, are the two little brothers' handwriting really beautiful? [Laughing and crying.jpg] Although the picture of Guangdan is difficult to describe in words, the words are true and both of them look good.Much better than me who has practiced calligraphy for several years. }

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{Floor XX!I also think the characters of these two children are so beautiful!So don't get excited, how can a child who has not been treated well have such good calligraphy?Maodan's pictures also have their own style.there is only one truth!The flaw is too obvious!This is a malicious joke, right? @老张You want to be famous and want to be crazy, so you played the role of the triangle alone, created these two characters, right?With such good calligraphy and good painters, why not be famous? }

{Damn it!The reasoning and analysis of the real live version! }

{@某某@每XX, come and see the big reversal! }

Although the Weibo accounts of Guangdan and Maodan have been gaining fans all the way in more than ten days, as of the day when the severance statement and IOU were uploaded, the number of fans on Weibo was less than [-].But after this big reversal of one person playing the role of the triangle broke out, the attention on Weibo began to rise crazily. Many people don't like friends @, come to watch this live version of the drama of debunking the essence.

And most of the people who came over would also post pictures led by Weibo.

Everyone feels that it is a touching story, and the author is quite talented. If you put your mind to updating these four-panel comics, they will definitely become famous one day. Why bother to engage in these crooked ways?

The statement and the IOU were uploaded at 45:[-] the night before, and it was revealed at [-]:[-] that night that it was self-directed and self-acted. That's when the heat reached its peak.When it was twelve o'clock, the click-through rate began to drop, and this matter was about to pass, Guangdan and Maodan updated a small video.

"Hi everyone, I'm bare. Uh...well, I'm not so bald now, but I was really bald all year round before. Half of those pictures were drawn by me, the good-looking half." Gu Cijiu He held up a picture with eggs drawn on it, "It looks good, right? The picture, the severance statement and the IOU were indeed all posted on Weibo by Teacher Zhang. Because I am very scheming, I will have a What I did, I don't want my dad to come out suddenly at that time, with a face of 'working hard to support an unfilial son', come to me and ask for this and that. As for me and Maodan's words..."

Gu Cijiu took out a newspaper, spread it on the table, took out a writing brush that didn't look bad at first glance, and a bottle of ink worth more than ten yuan a bottle, put the writing brush into the plastic bottle, and splashed ink on the newspaper .

Most of this video shows him writing "Thousand Characters in Regular Script" in a newspaper in a thin golden body.

After finishing writing, his last two sentences were: "My name is Gu Cijiu, a student in Class [-], Grade [-], Junior High, Sanzhuang Middle School, T City. Everything about me is true, so come here if you want to be human. I like writing, mao Dan likes to draw, we don’t have a teacher to teach us, we don’t practice day by day, but we just write well, it’s called talent.”

After watching this video, some people cursed, Gu Cijiu is too stinky, right? !What will be successful in the future, what is "this is called talent"? !Do you think you are the male protagonist of the second-year comics?

But some people think... this kid is too handsome, right? !It's not that his facial features are outstanding, everyone sees a lot of handsome guys these days.But he is really handsome in the video, it should be the broken pixels of the broken phone, but his whole body is like glowing.When he wrote [-] words, it would be boring for another person to read, but he couldn't take his eyes off of him, and thought it was super beautiful.

I also thought that Gu Cijiu's controversial video, Guangdan and Maodan's Weibo popularity continued to rise.

His video was also cut into fragments by some unscrupulous media, especially the writing part in the middle was cut out separately, and labels such as "15-year-old boy's calligraphy shocked adults" were posted everywhere.

When school was over this afternoon, some self-media ran to the gate of their school to see Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo after school.The two let them take pictures frankly. Someone asked them where they live now and how their lives are, and they both told the truth.Anyone who wants to follow them to where they live will be rejected.

However, on the way home, the three of them were still followed by someone.

"Mr. Zhang, you have to be prepared, the good and the bad will come in the future."

"It's okay!" Zhang Qi nodded firmly, "I've been so ordinary all my life, and now I can be extraordinary. I can accept both good and bad."

After another day, the popularity on Weibo still didn't drop, but climbed again!Because through various channels, the real situation of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo has been revealed by human flesh.

It is true that one of his parents died, and he lived with a relative.The other was a divorced parent who lived with his father, but ended up living in a "dormitory" in a restaurant.

The three out-of-town employees of the restaurant who lived in the dormitory expressed that they didn't know anything in front of the camera, but the reporter with great powers still entered the dormitory, recorded pictures and took pictures. The dormitory was dark and cramped, and the other three The luggage of each employee occupies most of the dormitory, and it is difficult to find traces of a junior high school student living here.

Facing the swarming reporters, Gu's father cursed furiously: "He is a white-eyed wolf! Is it easy for me to raise him so big?! His mother doesn't want him at all! I don't know if he is my child! Now he has learned to ruin my reputation on the Internet?! My restaurant can’t even operate! Does this mean that our family has no money to eat and starves to death on the street?!”

Gu Cijiu's mother was also found, and she had a conversation with Gu's father from a distance: "When the divorce was filed, he had a DNA test, otherwise he could take it? Of course I know what the child's living conditions are like, but the court put He has been sentenced to his father, so he has nothing to do with me. Now I have my son and my husband, and I live happily. And these things just show that I was right to divorce him. He is a asshole."

Although Gu's mother's words are cold-blooded, compared to Gu's father's hysteria, she is simply the embodiment of truth, kindness and beauty.

Compared to Gu Cijiu's parents' side which was very lively, Duan Shaobo's house had very few hot spots at the beginning.

After all, they are relatives, and even Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu’s previous paintings showed consideration for their uncle and aunt—I am not their child, but they still give me food, clothes, and clothes for me. No orphanage, thank you.

However, a sudden comment diverted everyone's attention.

"Did Mao Dan's parents die in a car accident? What kind of car accident? Is there any compensation? And Mao Dan remembers having a house when he was a child? Who owns the house now?"

He lost his parents when he was a child, and then his family property was taken over by his relatives, who even regarded themselves as benefactors.This is the bloody plot in many works of art.But no matter how bloody it is, it can't keep the audience from liking to watch it.Especially, when such invitations happen in reality and let the netizens dig it out by themselves!

Later, it was discovered that Duan Shaobo's parents died in an accident on the icy surface of the expressway. The couple's death received a total of 87 compensation from the insurance company and the perpetrator.Moreover, the two also had a two-bedroom house with a total area of ​​93 square meters.

Although the two were young and did not leave any wills, according to the law, their inheritance belonged to Duan Shaobo.

Continuing to dig deeper, the inheritance was indeed inherited by Duan Shaobo back then, but he was too young at that time, so of course he couldn't handle his own property.Who was his guardian then?His grandpa and grandma.In the year when his parents died, the household registration of his grandfather and grandmother was changed to the one that belonged to Duan Shaobo's parents. In the new year, the names on the real estate certificate also changed.After another two years, the house directly became his uncle's.

As for the more than 80 yuan, I don't know where they went.

Duan Shaobo’s grandfather had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital by various reporters, but the old man and the old lady got up and yelled at the hospital. The hospital called the guards to drive the family out. The two of them held their chests together again. As a result, someone used a mobile phone to record the video and put it on the Internet.

The uncle and the aunt gathered another group of people and went to Sanzhuang Middle School to quarrel with Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo. However, they miscalculated the school's sensitivity to people from outside the school looking for trouble these days. The guards and teachers of Sanzhuang Middle School Come out to stop these people, and call the police as soon as possible, and then they were all taken away and put into administrative detention...

In short, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, as well as the affairs of their respective wonderful family members, in the first half of their third year of junior high school, although the popularity occasionally dropped, new incidents happened soon, pushing the heat to the top. come up.

Even Sanzhuang Middle School, a well-known bad school, has also gained a good reputation.

Why didn't Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo grow up to be bad kids?Because this school has a group of teachers who don't give up on them and protect them.The classmates in their class were also taken away from being so bad.

After all, there was nothing particularly dirty in Sanzhuang. The little bastard who should have entered the juvenile management office, now because of the existence of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, there will be media or Internet celebrities standing at the school gate every now and then. Interview them while they are in and out of school.

Some of them are actually divorced parents at home. Even if they don't, there are more or less unsatisfactory places in the family, but in comparison, they find that they are still very happy.When they were put under the camera, they couldn't help showing their good side...

In the final exam this time, although their grades were still not good, the average score of their class had at least changed from the bottom of the central area to a slightly less bottom.As for the scores of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo... the media doubted it a bit. Did the school cheat on these two boys in order to save face?

On the third day after the start of winter vacation, Duan Shaobo sued his grandparents in court. His attorney was Mr. Zhang Qi and Mr. Zhang. Once Duan Shaobo also successfully appeared on the trending searches.

Grandparents, wearing old and ragged clothes, were supported by uncles and aunts, slapping their legs and crying at the gate of the court, crying for the dead second son and second daughter-in-law, crying that Duan Shaobo is a white-eyed wolf.This made many media who rushed to the gate of the court, as well as Internet celebrities with live broadcast equipment, so happy that they also patted their thighs.