Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 372 Extra Story: Little Hao Wen
Hao Wen [QAQ Master!Mistress!Please let me go!Don't we still have jobs?save the world!so great! 】
In fact, what makes Hao Wen the most painful is not the continuous work, but when you are working, other people are showing affection, showing affection and...showing affection!
In the past two years, Xichang has also had a strong presence, but not internally, but externally.
The current factory owner, Gu Cijiu, first caught a big fish from the court hall—it turned out to be the Minister of Rites who passed the decree to Hao Wen, and he turned out to be Di Guo who sneaked into the dead of the country!
Afterwards, several spy dens of Di Kingdom were destroyed, and last year, with a group of flags from Xichang, they entered the army of Di Kingdom who raided the border town, took the head of Xiao Quguan, the regent of Di Kingdom, and killed a The war was wiped out invisible, and he retreated from the body.
Every time he travels, he brings a bodyguard Duan Shaobo, and he doesn't hide his intimacy with this bodyguard at all.Two years ago, some people ridiculed him as an eunuch because he had no front and could only use his back, and they also mocked Duan Shaobo for "marrying" an eunuch.It can't be said that no one has said that. After all, in the eyes of some people, eunuchs are a kind of original sin, but there are also people who sincerely respect the two.
Especially the people and the soldiers at the border gate. Gu Cijiu was the supervisor of the army at the beginning, and everyone in the border gate was sweating coldly. Who would have thought that he was really capable.
People who live in danger at any time don't care about their small words and righteousness. Whoever can fight and whoever has the ability, they will say whoever is better!
In the frontier fortress, a song called Biography of Two Generals has become popular in recent months. Although the song is about two young generals who formed a bond, everyone knows that the original form is Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo.
He is painful work, others are happy play.Hao Wen also knows that this is a problem of ability gap. If he relaxes the work content of the past two years, his master and wife will still have fun, and he will still work hard.
So... are master and mistress teaching him how to find joy in work?
Gu Cijiu [...Hao Wen? ! 】
Hao Wen [ah?What? 】
Gu Cijiu【What are you in a daze for? 】
Hao Wen [hehehehe...] It is true that he said something, and he lost his mind about things again, so it can only be explained by a smirk.
Gu Cijiu【Didn't your home system tell you about the changes in the sky? 】
444【Injustice! ! !Master!I am always notified of changes! ! QAQ]
Hao Wen [I...uh... have been addicted to work recently, and I can't extricate myself_(:з」∠)_444, it's my fault, has the secret changed a lot now? 】
444【QAQ I told you more than once, every time.Um!The secrets of heaven have changed a lot, and the world has developed 80.00% in a positive direction.Try harder!The world can be saved. 】
Hao Wen was at a loss [Huh?Strange, I didn't do anything.wrong!I've done a lot, but I haven't even had contact with those two domineering girls. 】
Gu Cijiu [Didn't I teach you at the time?Looking at a problem in the world, after finding the cause from the child of luck, we must also consider the overall situation. 】
Hao Wen【Overall situation..._(:з」∠)_Master, please explain. 】
Gu Cijiu had a private chat with the system [System, did your COPY past 444 really have no infection assimilation function? 】Obviously he and the junior apprentice are his apprentice, but this apprentice is very similar to the system's sub...
System [No! 】
Gu Cijiu [In the original plot, the feud between Fuyuan Hou's Liao family and the royal family was not because of any major family and country affairs, but entirely because of the personal grievances between the two women, Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying.The two women fought, and the royal family saw that the Liao family was getting more and more unhappy. In order to protect themselves, the Liao family had to resist, won, and the Liao family became emperor.If you lose, the whole family will die. 】
Hao Wen is not really stupid, he still has a lot of brains, he can understand [Oh!I see!If Qin Huanying cannot enter the royal family directly, even if they marry in the future, the struggle between husband and wife will not rise to the level of the country!Or, a few tweaks can be made by a royal hand! 】
Gu Cijiu [Well, if you want this world to be peaceful, Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying will win and lose, and both will transfer their hostility and strength to other people, so it's better to find a balance for the two of them, pinch With pinching, there is peace. 】
Hao Wen【Master!High!Why didn't I think of it! ? 】
Although a bit exaggerated, but he is sincere praise.In the past, when he performed missions, he always thought that the east wind would overwhelm the west wind, or the west wind would overwhelm the east wind, or he would go to battle to suppress the wind himself. He never thought that he could make the east wind and west wind turn into whirlwinds and then disappear naturally.
He wrote down this problem-solving idea in a small notebook!
Although Hao Wen doesn't know until now, what method did his master and mistress use to make the emperor so flat-out disgusted everyone from the eldest to the fifth, and kicked him out of the matter of making him the crown prince-just his behavior at the time , This is absolutely self-defeating!
But it is certain that Qin Huanying's marriage with the royal family has been wiped out by the butterfly.
Hao Wen [System, who is Qin Huanying married to? 】
System【Host, this is not a world with internet, I don't know. 】
Hao Wen【What use are you! 】
Gu Cijiu【Married to Tian Xianghou's third son, Qin Huanxue has also married into Fuyuanhou's family. 】Tian Xianghou’s title sounds quite local, but he is also a great person in the present age. His surname is Hu. He was originally a nobleman, but he has abandoned martial arts and followed literature. Most of the adult men in the family have real jobs.
Hao Wen [It's getting lively now, let me tell you why the Hu family and Liao family have become more and more noisy recently. 】
The Hu family of Tian Xianghou and the Liao family of Fuyuan Hou belonged to the family that had feuded eight lifetimes ago.When the country was just founded, the ancestors of the Hu family were a day late in going to the aid of the ancestors of the Liao family. When they arrived, they defeated the enemy army. died, the Liao family was left with a group of widows with small children.
The Liao family firmly believed that the ancestor of the Hu family did it on purpose. The widow even took the child to carry the coffin and ran to the door of the Hu family to cry for the funeral, and finally forced the ancestor of the Hu family to commit suicide.
For so many years, these two families have been choking each other, dragging each other's hind legs in the court hall, insulting and fighting each other in the court hall, and even beating people to death. It happens in every generation.So even if the Hu family abandoned literature and started martial arts, they just didn't want to be military generals anymore, but they never let go of martial arts, otherwise they would be beaten to death by the Liao family one day when they went to the streets!
Hao Wen thought for a while and said [In fact, the Hu family and the Liao family are both good, marrying such two women into the house is tantamount to adding fuel to the conflict between the two families...]
This is to be disturbed so that the family will be restless and immortal.
Gu Cijiu [It depends on how you guide. 】
Hao Wen [ah? 】
Gu Cijiu [The so-called effective from top to bottom, although Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying are full of hatred, they are both outright profit supremacists. There is no revenge.Just let them know what kind of person you like and what kind of person will stand out in front of you, and they will guide their husbands to work hard in that direction, and even suppress the hatred between the two families, even if it is only superficial. But enough is enough. 】
Hao Wen held his breath, and it took him a long time to spit it out【High...difficulty...】
Gu Cijiu [So, work hard. 】
Hao Wen【Yeah!ah!Wait, master, why did my wife not make a sound after we chatted for a long time? 】
Gu Cijiu [He is tired and is now sleeping deeply. 】
Bridge Bean Sacks!Hao Wen stopped and looked at the big sun above his head. He had just come out from the emperor's house and arrived at noon.His mistress was in a deep sleep?
Hao Wen [Master, what are you doing? 】
Gu Cijiu [Yes. 】
[…] Hao Wen, who only understood what he meant after thinking about it for a while [Master!You are a eunuch!What about counterattack? !Liar! 】
Gu Cijiu【Gender discrimination is not allowed.Also, all aspects of my life with your wife are harmonious and happy, don't think about it! 】
I regret asking one more question, why bother?It doesn't make any sense except to slap the cold dog food on the face indiscriminately!
Lan Shou, my mushroom, where are you...
As soon as he returned to the East Palace, he told the personal eunuch that he wanted to pass on the food, and then the head of the Qing Palace, that is, his father's personal eunuch, came, followed by a group of people holding..."Da'an Law"?The little eunuch.
"Eunuch Zhang, what's going on here?"
"His Highness, His Majesty said that next month, His Highness will go to the Ministry of Punishment for a tour. Before I let you go, I should know the law by heart." Eunuch Zhang's eyes widened instantly when he saw the prince. Almost fell out, and when the eyes returned to normal size, the teardrops were spinning in the eye sockets...
"...Ouch! Your Highness is pitiful..." Eunuch Zhang came back to learn from the emperor.
If another person dared to talk to the emperor, and described the prince's weak, pitiful and innocent appearance in such detail, the emperor would immediately pull this person down and cut him down!But Eunuch Zhang has been his personal eunuch since he was six years old. To be honest, the empress who died young is not as deep as Eunuch Zhang.Eunuch Zhang dared to say many things, and the emperor was willing to listen.
"Chongde, you said that the sixth son always behaves so useless, but which one of the things I entrusted to him has he not done well? It is even far beyond my imagination. Is he true or not? Fake?"
"Your Majesty, the old slave just thinks... Your Highness, he is really lazy, wants to rest, and doesn't want to work. Do you still remember the last time you and the old slave accidentally saw that His Highness pretended to be sick... no, it was sick Do you want to carve wood carvings in your own home after you recover? Your Highness is really happy and focused. However, His Highness really does his best when he does things, and he never fools things."
"Yes, you are right..." The emperor pondered for a while, and finally nodded.
Lao Liu is not lying. His character is that if he is given a job, he will definitely do it well, but if he is not given a job, he will just play around and be lazy if he can.
The emperor thought for a while, and asked Zhang Chongde to bring a piece of paper. After half an hour, the emperor wrote a full piece of paper in small letters with hairpin flowers. , Send it to the prince.
Hao Wen almost fainted after receiving this paper!See what's written on it? !
Change the military system!Rectify officials!Sort out the salt policy!Check!Northwest bandits!Southern river!Shipping!In addition to these government affairs, what else is there to cook a meal for your father, beat your legs and shoulders for your father, and comb your father's hair once!
Although some things are outrageous, it can be seen that an old father really wants to taste the family affection of being a father.
Let's work, what else can we do?
He also really went to the imperial dining room to teach the cook how to cook. In terms of cooking, Hao Wen followed his mistress more. Of course, he was not as strong as his mistress's "talent"...but he was really not good at it.
It took a lot of effort to make a bowl of noodle soup. To be polite, he originally wanted to make Yangchun noodles, but he really didn't have that ability. Even if the noodles had been kneaded by the chef, he would If you can't pull out the finished product, but let the chef directly pull out the noodles, that would be too dishonest.Hand-rolled noodles need to be cut, but he must cut his hands without a knife. With three big cuts in his hands, no one dared to let him continue to use a knife.So in the end, I changed the dough piece, took a small ball of dough, rolled it out, and it looked the same after all.
The emperor has been listening to the "live broadcast" from the imperial dining room. He just had a childlike innocence that he hasn't had in decades. Who knew that his son would actually do it.He is both happy and unhappy—why does he have to ask me to write it out before he knows what to do?No sincerity!
But when Hao Wen came with the food box in person, he felt distressed again.When he put down the food box, the emperor personally pulled his hand over, and saw a little blood oozing from the bandage, obviously the incision was not shallow.
"This egg is well beaten, it's whole, and it looks good." Yang Chun Noodles brought out the egg and swallowed the egg first, "Crack!"
"Hey?! Why, why are there still eggshells, Erchen picked them out carefully!"
"It's okay, the eggshells are delicious." The emperor really chewed the eggshells, and ate the noodles with a sigh!The taste was a bit bland, but it was so fresh. The emperor really felt that he had never eaten such a delicious thing in his life.
Obviously, many people have cooked for him, not to mention the royal chef, and the beauties in the harem also like to make something for him to like, but none of them are as delicious as the bowl of noodle soup made by his son himself.
With this hand, the relationship between the emperor and the prince became more harmonious. Not only did the emperor find Hao Wen more pleasing to the eye, but Hao Wen's own feelings for the emperor became more real-although his acting skills are already superb now, he has feelings It's different from having no feelings.
The emperor began to let go of the government, and Hao Wen's status as the crown prince became more and more stable.The elder brother and younger brother, who were still interested in fighting, completely died down. They either became idle princes who didn't do anything, or began to show their loyalty to Hao Wen in various ways.
The emperor wanted to marry Hao Wen several times, but he had just found some candidates. These candidates were either engaged first, or something happened at home.Later, the emperor once took Hao Wen to play in micro-clothes and met a wandering Taoist priest. The Taoist said that Hao Wen was too imposing, and he had to be 30 years old before he could get married, otherwise even if he married by force, it would be harmful to the woman's life.
Then forget it, when Hao Wen was 25 years old, the emperor abdicated directly and let Hao Wen ascend the throne.
On the day Hao Wen officially ascended the throne, 444 happily screamed you [Host!You save the world! 】
Hao Wen was walking up the steps step by step at that time, the sound made his feet slip in fright, and finally stabilized, but his father gave him a blind eye for a day.
After enthroning, Hao Wen was lying alone on the bed, and Hao Wen went to poke his master and his wife immediately [Master, my wife, when I am with you, it always feels like doing tasks with ease...Master?Mistress? 】
444【Emmmm host, I forgot to tell you, Master and Mistress blocked you. 】
Hao Wen [QAQ! 】
Although sad, Hao Wen finally established contact with Master and Mistress.And he also has a place where he can stay for a long time. After the end of this world, Hao Wen went to his master's world to become a carpenter. He was alone with tools on his back, and he was addicted to carving.
But it's not completely obsessed... After all, his master and his wife have dealt him a big blow. Hao Wen's desire to find a partner, which had been extinguished, has now risen again.He felt that if he couldn't find anyone, maybe he had seen too few people?After all, when going to various worlds, they all revolve around the protagonist.
But until the Heavenly Court of the world of master and mistress made him a carpenter god, he couldn't even find anyone who could be tempted.
Hao Wen [QAQ, master and wife, please help me to show you the way! 】
Gu Cijiu【You can't learn from my experience! 】
Duan Shaobo [Hao Wen, in fact, you can try to find a fast-traveling world protagonist like you. 】
Hao Wen [huh?Mistress!You are still reliable!thanks! ! ! 】
He spent points to let 444 search the mission world, and ran to the fast travel world to do the mission.
However, Hao Wen soon regrettably discovered that the reason for the destruction of most fast-traveling worlds is that the protagonists quickly got tired of traveling from one world to another. They saved the world in their world, and their abilities became stronger and stronger. The tasks are getting easier and easier. Some people may meet their lovers, and some may have been playing games without meeting their lovers.But the same thing is that they all start to get tired of this world, tired of saving the world, tired of performing the tasks of the system, and finally, the world is destroyed...
He succeeded in saving some fast-traveling worlds, and failed in saving some fast-traveling worlds.But even if the fast-travel world is successfully saved, the protagonist will not continue to travel and continue to save the world.They all chose a world, lived an ordinary life, and eventually died.
Hao Wen [444... If I hadn’t met Master and Mistress, that ending would probably be the best ending for me, right? 】
444【No, without meeting Master and Mistress, you and the whole world you were born in are now cold. 】
Hao Wen【...seems to be right】
444【Also, host, you are obviously looking for a partner, why don't you take the initiative to attack? 】
Hao Wen [ah? 】
444【Every time you follow someone for two or three worlds before suddenly appearing, no matter whether they should have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, they are already "friends" anyway. 】
[I...my...] Hao Wen sighed [Probably because I envy the love between Master and Mistress, right? 】
444 thinks that his system is miserable enough, and he still wants to be a close friend of his own host [But your master and wife also said, they didn't fall in love from the beginning, you don't want the process to directly end, how is that possible?Moreover, think about yourself and your nine predecessors, their world is destroyed, your world is still developing well, the reason is that your master and mistress taught you how to be a host.You don’t go out to paint in the early days when they are still white drawing paper, and wait until the middle and late stages to force corrections. Even if the corrections are over, the foundation is already there. Woolen cloth? 】
Hao Wen [...444, I see! 】
Hao Wen decided to rise up!The next fast travel world is like learning from a master and a mistress!Teach him as a teacher in the first world!Then...then he raised a buddy for himself.Getting along with the ten worlds is indeed very pleasant, and there are some regrets when saying goodbye, but they don't have the feeling that you must be with each other.
Hao Wen [Ah...it seems that I will die alone in this life, 444, I want to go back to Master's world! 】
He's not in love, but now he feels more uncomfortable being broken up by himself than he used to be when he broke up with those he liked.
Hao Wen became a doctor, practiced medicine everywhere, and relieved his depressed mood by treating diseases and saving lives.
Decades later, Hao Wen was blindfolded by a rich family and invited to treat a female relative.Healed up almost, Hao Wen was sleeping soundly that day, when he suddenly felt someone enter the room and shake him: "Doctor Hao, get up quickly! Our landlord wants to kill you!"
Hao Wen slapped the other party's shaking hand: "Get away! Aren't you the owner of the villa? If you have farts, talk quickly, and don't disturb people's peace with nothing to do."
Owner: "..."
The owner of the villa has been pretending to be a guard and following Hao Wen busy these days, but Hao Wen looks silly, but he is actually an old monster, and his foolishness has a target!
"Doctor Hao, are you willing to be your doctor?"
"I don't want to."
"Since that's the case, then don't blame me for not being a guest—" Hao Wen slapped the owner before he finished speaking, and when he tried to come in again, he found that they had bumped into an invisible wall.
Although the owner had some ability, he was just a mortal owner. Knowing that he had kicked the iron plate, he was shocked, wanted to escape but was afraid, so he just took his subordinates and knelt down at the gate of the small courtyard where the wealthy family lived.
Hao Wen got up the next day, carrying a bundle and walking towards the proprietor who was kneeling in the middle, breathing heavily: "What about the medical expenses?"
The owner of the villa quickly took out a lot of banknotes, title deeds, etc. from his pocket. Hao Wen took two of them and flew away.
After such an incident, Hao Wen was also quite irritable, after all, there were many foods he liked in that city, and now he had nothing to eat.After thinking about it, Hao Wen simply flew towards the plagued place that he had heard about in the past two days.This time he didn't pretend to be a mortal, he simply descended from the sky, saying that he was a medical practitioner, and he came to heal diseases and save people in order to accumulate merit.
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Hao Wen: "╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! I'm not always a fool!"
In fact, what makes Hao Wen the most painful is not the continuous work, but when you are working, other people are showing affection, showing affection and...showing affection!
In the past two years, Xichang has also had a strong presence, but not internally, but externally.
The current factory owner, Gu Cijiu, first caught a big fish from the court hall—it turned out to be the Minister of Rites who passed the decree to Hao Wen, and he turned out to be Di Guo who sneaked into the dead of the country!
Afterwards, several spy dens of Di Kingdom were destroyed, and last year, with a group of flags from Xichang, they entered the army of Di Kingdom who raided the border town, took the head of Xiao Quguan, the regent of Di Kingdom, and killed a The war was wiped out invisible, and he retreated from the body.
Every time he travels, he brings a bodyguard Duan Shaobo, and he doesn't hide his intimacy with this bodyguard at all.Two years ago, some people ridiculed him as an eunuch because he had no front and could only use his back, and they also mocked Duan Shaobo for "marrying" an eunuch.It can't be said that no one has said that. After all, in the eyes of some people, eunuchs are a kind of original sin, but there are also people who sincerely respect the two.
Especially the people and the soldiers at the border gate. Gu Cijiu was the supervisor of the army at the beginning, and everyone in the border gate was sweating coldly. Who would have thought that he was really capable.
People who live in danger at any time don't care about their small words and righteousness. Whoever can fight and whoever has the ability, they will say whoever is better!
In the frontier fortress, a song called Biography of Two Generals has become popular in recent months. Although the song is about two young generals who formed a bond, everyone knows that the original form is Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo.
He is painful work, others are happy play.Hao Wen also knows that this is a problem of ability gap. If he relaxes the work content of the past two years, his master and wife will still have fun, and he will still work hard.
So... are master and mistress teaching him how to find joy in work?
Gu Cijiu [...Hao Wen? ! 】
Hao Wen [ah?What? 】
Gu Cijiu【What are you in a daze for? 】
Hao Wen [hehehehe...] It is true that he said something, and he lost his mind about things again, so it can only be explained by a smirk.
Gu Cijiu【Didn't your home system tell you about the changes in the sky? 】
444【Injustice! ! !Master!I am always notified of changes! ! QAQ]
Hao Wen [I...uh... have been addicted to work recently, and I can't extricate myself_(:з」∠)_444, it's my fault, has the secret changed a lot now? 】
444【QAQ I told you more than once, every time.Um!The secrets of heaven have changed a lot, and the world has developed 80.00% in a positive direction.Try harder!The world can be saved. 】
Hao Wen was at a loss [Huh?Strange, I didn't do anything.wrong!I've done a lot, but I haven't even had contact with those two domineering girls. 】
Gu Cijiu [Didn't I teach you at the time?Looking at a problem in the world, after finding the cause from the child of luck, we must also consider the overall situation. 】
Hao Wen【Overall situation..._(:з」∠)_Master, please explain. 】
Gu Cijiu had a private chat with the system [System, did your COPY past 444 really have no infection assimilation function? 】Obviously he and the junior apprentice are his apprentice, but this apprentice is very similar to the system's sub...
System [No! 】
Gu Cijiu [In the original plot, the feud between Fuyuan Hou's Liao family and the royal family was not because of any major family and country affairs, but entirely because of the personal grievances between the two women, Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying.The two women fought, and the royal family saw that the Liao family was getting more and more unhappy. In order to protect themselves, the Liao family had to resist, won, and the Liao family became emperor.If you lose, the whole family will die. 】
Hao Wen is not really stupid, he still has a lot of brains, he can understand [Oh!I see!If Qin Huanying cannot enter the royal family directly, even if they marry in the future, the struggle between husband and wife will not rise to the level of the country!Or, a few tweaks can be made by a royal hand! 】
Gu Cijiu [Well, if you want this world to be peaceful, Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying will win and lose, and both will transfer their hostility and strength to other people, so it's better to find a balance for the two of them, pinch With pinching, there is peace. 】
Hao Wen【Master!High!Why didn't I think of it! ? 】
Although a bit exaggerated, but he is sincere praise.In the past, when he performed missions, he always thought that the east wind would overwhelm the west wind, or the west wind would overwhelm the east wind, or he would go to battle to suppress the wind himself. He never thought that he could make the east wind and west wind turn into whirlwinds and then disappear naturally.
He wrote down this problem-solving idea in a small notebook!
Although Hao Wen doesn't know until now, what method did his master and mistress use to make the emperor so flat-out disgusted everyone from the eldest to the fifth, and kicked him out of the matter of making him the crown prince-just his behavior at the time , This is absolutely self-defeating!
But it is certain that Qin Huanying's marriage with the royal family has been wiped out by the butterfly.
Hao Wen [System, who is Qin Huanying married to? 】
System【Host, this is not a world with internet, I don't know. 】
Hao Wen【What use are you! 】
Gu Cijiu【Married to Tian Xianghou's third son, Qin Huanxue has also married into Fuyuanhou's family. 】Tian Xianghou’s title sounds quite local, but he is also a great person in the present age. His surname is Hu. He was originally a nobleman, but he has abandoned martial arts and followed literature. Most of the adult men in the family have real jobs.
Hao Wen [It's getting lively now, let me tell you why the Hu family and Liao family have become more and more noisy recently. 】
The Hu family of Tian Xianghou and the Liao family of Fuyuan Hou belonged to the family that had feuded eight lifetimes ago.When the country was just founded, the ancestors of the Hu family were a day late in going to the aid of the ancestors of the Liao family. When they arrived, they defeated the enemy army. died, the Liao family was left with a group of widows with small children.
The Liao family firmly believed that the ancestor of the Hu family did it on purpose. The widow even took the child to carry the coffin and ran to the door of the Hu family to cry for the funeral, and finally forced the ancestor of the Hu family to commit suicide.
For so many years, these two families have been choking each other, dragging each other's hind legs in the court hall, insulting and fighting each other in the court hall, and even beating people to death. It happens in every generation.So even if the Hu family abandoned literature and started martial arts, they just didn't want to be military generals anymore, but they never let go of martial arts, otherwise they would be beaten to death by the Liao family one day when they went to the streets!
Hao Wen thought for a while and said [In fact, the Hu family and the Liao family are both good, marrying such two women into the house is tantamount to adding fuel to the conflict between the two families...]
This is to be disturbed so that the family will be restless and immortal.
Gu Cijiu [It depends on how you guide. 】
Hao Wen [ah? 】
Gu Cijiu [The so-called effective from top to bottom, although Qin Huanxue and Qin Huanying are full of hatred, they are both outright profit supremacists. There is no revenge.Just let them know what kind of person you like and what kind of person will stand out in front of you, and they will guide their husbands to work hard in that direction, and even suppress the hatred between the two families, even if it is only superficial. But enough is enough. 】
Hao Wen held his breath, and it took him a long time to spit it out【High...difficulty...】
Gu Cijiu [So, work hard. 】
Hao Wen【Yeah!ah!Wait, master, why did my wife not make a sound after we chatted for a long time? 】
Gu Cijiu [He is tired and is now sleeping deeply. 】
Bridge Bean Sacks!Hao Wen stopped and looked at the big sun above his head. He had just come out from the emperor's house and arrived at noon.His mistress was in a deep sleep?
Hao Wen [Master, what are you doing? 】
Gu Cijiu [Yes. 】
[…] Hao Wen, who only understood what he meant after thinking about it for a while [Master!You are a eunuch!What about counterattack? !Liar! 】
Gu Cijiu【Gender discrimination is not allowed.Also, all aspects of my life with your wife are harmonious and happy, don't think about it! 】
I regret asking one more question, why bother?It doesn't make any sense except to slap the cold dog food on the face indiscriminately!
Lan Shou, my mushroom, where are you...
As soon as he returned to the East Palace, he told the personal eunuch that he wanted to pass on the food, and then the head of the Qing Palace, that is, his father's personal eunuch, came, followed by a group of people holding..."Da'an Law"?The little eunuch.
"Eunuch Zhang, what's going on here?"
"His Highness, His Majesty said that next month, His Highness will go to the Ministry of Punishment for a tour. Before I let you go, I should know the law by heart." Eunuch Zhang's eyes widened instantly when he saw the prince. Almost fell out, and when the eyes returned to normal size, the teardrops were spinning in the eye sockets...
"...Ouch! Your Highness is pitiful..." Eunuch Zhang came back to learn from the emperor.
If another person dared to talk to the emperor, and described the prince's weak, pitiful and innocent appearance in such detail, the emperor would immediately pull this person down and cut him down!But Eunuch Zhang has been his personal eunuch since he was six years old. To be honest, the empress who died young is not as deep as Eunuch Zhang.Eunuch Zhang dared to say many things, and the emperor was willing to listen.
"Chongde, you said that the sixth son always behaves so useless, but which one of the things I entrusted to him has he not done well? It is even far beyond my imagination. Is he true or not? Fake?"
"Your Majesty, the old slave just thinks... Your Highness, he is really lazy, wants to rest, and doesn't want to work. Do you still remember the last time you and the old slave accidentally saw that His Highness pretended to be sick... no, it was sick Do you want to carve wood carvings in your own home after you recover? Your Highness is really happy and focused. However, His Highness really does his best when he does things, and he never fools things."
"Yes, you are right..." The emperor pondered for a while, and finally nodded.
Lao Liu is not lying. His character is that if he is given a job, he will definitely do it well, but if he is not given a job, he will just play around and be lazy if he can.
The emperor thought for a while, and asked Zhang Chongde to bring a piece of paper. After half an hour, the emperor wrote a full piece of paper in small letters with hairpin flowers. , Send it to the prince.
Hao Wen almost fainted after receiving this paper!See what's written on it? !
Change the military system!Rectify officials!Sort out the salt policy!Check!Northwest bandits!Southern river!Shipping!In addition to these government affairs, what else is there to cook a meal for your father, beat your legs and shoulders for your father, and comb your father's hair once!
Although some things are outrageous, it can be seen that an old father really wants to taste the family affection of being a father.
Let's work, what else can we do?
He also really went to the imperial dining room to teach the cook how to cook. In terms of cooking, Hao Wen followed his mistress more. Of course, he was not as strong as his mistress's "talent"...but he was really not good at it.
It took a lot of effort to make a bowl of noodle soup. To be polite, he originally wanted to make Yangchun noodles, but he really didn't have that ability. Even if the noodles had been kneaded by the chef, he would If you can't pull out the finished product, but let the chef directly pull out the noodles, that would be too dishonest.Hand-rolled noodles need to be cut, but he must cut his hands without a knife. With three big cuts in his hands, no one dared to let him continue to use a knife.So in the end, I changed the dough piece, took a small ball of dough, rolled it out, and it looked the same after all.
The emperor has been listening to the "live broadcast" from the imperial dining room. He just had a childlike innocence that he hasn't had in decades. Who knew that his son would actually do it.He is both happy and unhappy—why does he have to ask me to write it out before he knows what to do?No sincerity!
But when Hao Wen came with the food box in person, he felt distressed again.When he put down the food box, the emperor personally pulled his hand over, and saw a little blood oozing from the bandage, obviously the incision was not shallow.
"This egg is well beaten, it's whole, and it looks good." Yang Chun Noodles brought out the egg and swallowed the egg first, "Crack!"
"Hey?! Why, why are there still eggshells, Erchen picked them out carefully!"
"It's okay, the eggshells are delicious." The emperor really chewed the eggshells, and ate the noodles with a sigh!The taste was a bit bland, but it was so fresh. The emperor really felt that he had never eaten such a delicious thing in his life.
Obviously, many people have cooked for him, not to mention the royal chef, and the beauties in the harem also like to make something for him to like, but none of them are as delicious as the bowl of noodle soup made by his son himself.
With this hand, the relationship between the emperor and the prince became more harmonious. Not only did the emperor find Hao Wen more pleasing to the eye, but Hao Wen's own feelings for the emperor became more real-although his acting skills are already superb now, he has feelings It's different from having no feelings.
The emperor began to let go of the government, and Hao Wen's status as the crown prince became more and more stable.The elder brother and younger brother, who were still interested in fighting, completely died down. They either became idle princes who didn't do anything, or began to show their loyalty to Hao Wen in various ways.
The emperor wanted to marry Hao Wen several times, but he had just found some candidates. These candidates were either engaged first, or something happened at home.Later, the emperor once took Hao Wen to play in micro-clothes and met a wandering Taoist priest. The Taoist said that Hao Wen was too imposing, and he had to be 30 years old before he could get married, otherwise even if he married by force, it would be harmful to the woman's life.
Then forget it, when Hao Wen was 25 years old, the emperor abdicated directly and let Hao Wen ascend the throne.
On the day Hao Wen officially ascended the throne, 444 happily screamed you [Host!You save the world! 】
Hao Wen was walking up the steps step by step at that time, the sound made his feet slip in fright, and finally stabilized, but his father gave him a blind eye for a day.
After enthroning, Hao Wen was lying alone on the bed, and Hao Wen went to poke his master and his wife immediately [Master, my wife, when I am with you, it always feels like doing tasks with ease...Master?Mistress? 】
444【Emmmm host, I forgot to tell you, Master and Mistress blocked you. 】
Hao Wen [QAQ! 】
Although sad, Hao Wen finally established contact with Master and Mistress.And he also has a place where he can stay for a long time. After the end of this world, Hao Wen went to his master's world to become a carpenter. He was alone with tools on his back, and he was addicted to carving.
But it's not completely obsessed... After all, his master and his wife have dealt him a big blow. Hao Wen's desire to find a partner, which had been extinguished, has now risen again.He felt that if he couldn't find anyone, maybe he had seen too few people?After all, when going to various worlds, they all revolve around the protagonist.
But until the Heavenly Court of the world of master and mistress made him a carpenter god, he couldn't even find anyone who could be tempted.
Hao Wen [QAQ, master and wife, please help me to show you the way! 】
Gu Cijiu【You can't learn from my experience! 】
Duan Shaobo [Hao Wen, in fact, you can try to find a fast-traveling world protagonist like you. 】
Hao Wen [huh?Mistress!You are still reliable!thanks! ! ! 】
He spent points to let 444 search the mission world, and ran to the fast travel world to do the mission.
However, Hao Wen soon regrettably discovered that the reason for the destruction of most fast-traveling worlds is that the protagonists quickly got tired of traveling from one world to another. They saved the world in their world, and their abilities became stronger and stronger. The tasks are getting easier and easier. Some people may meet their lovers, and some may have been playing games without meeting their lovers.But the same thing is that they all start to get tired of this world, tired of saving the world, tired of performing the tasks of the system, and finally, the world is destroyed...
He succeeded in saving some fast-traveling worlds, and failed in saving some fast-traveling worlds.But even if the fast-travel world is successfully saved, the protagonist will not continue to travel and continue to save the world.They all chose a world, lived an ordinary life, and eventually died.
Hao Wen [444... If I hadn’t met Master and Mistress, that ending would probably be the best ending for me, right? 】
444【No, without meeting Master and Mistress, you and the whole world you were born in are now cold. 】
Hao Wen【...seems to be right】
444【Also, host, you are obviously looking for a partner, why don't you take the initiative to attack? 】
Hao Wen [ah? 】
444【Every time you follow someone for two or three worlds before suddenly appearing, no matter whether they should have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, they are already "friends" anyway. 】
[I...my...] Hao Wen sighed [Probably because I envy the love between Master and Mistress, right? 】
444 thinks that his system is miserable enough, and he still wants to be a close friend of his own host [But your master and wife also said, they didn't fall in love from the beginning, you don't want the process to directly end, how is that possible?Moreover, think about yourself and your nine predecessors, their world is destroyed, your world is still developing well, the reason is that your master and mistress taught you how to be a host.You don’t go out to paint in the early days when they are still white drawing paper, and wait until the middle and late stages to force corrections. Even if the corrections are over, the foundation is already there. Woolen cloth? 】
Hao Wen [...444, I see! 】
Hao Wen decided to rise up!The next fast travel world is like learning from a master and a mistress!Teach him as a teacher in the first world!Then...then he raised a buddy for himself.Getting along with the ten worlds is indeed very pleasant, and there are some regrets when saying goodbye, but they don't have the feeling that you must be with each other.
Hao Wen [Ah...it seems that I will die alone in this life, 444, I want to go back to Master's world! 】
He's not in love, but now he feels more uncomfortable being broken up by himself than he used to be when he broke up with those he liked.
Hao Wen became a doctor, practiced medicine everywhere, and relieved his depressed mood by treating diseases and saving lives.
Decades later, Hao Wen was blindfolded by a rich family and invited to treat a female relative.Healed up almost, Hao Wen was sleeping soundly that day, when he suddenly felt someone enter the room and shake him: "Doctor Hao, get up quickly! Our landlord wants to kill you!"
Hao Wen slapped the other party's shaking hand: "Get away! Aren't you the owner of the villa? If you have farts, talk quickly, and don't disturb people's peace with nothing to do."
Owner: "..."
The owner of the villa has been pretending to be a guard and following Hao Wen busy these days, but Hao Wen looks silly, but he is actually an old monster, and his foolishness has a target!
"Doctor Hao, are you willing to be your doctor?"
"I don't want to."
"Since that's the case, then don't blame me for not being a guest—" Hao Wen slapped the owner before he finished speaking, and when he tried to come in again, he found that they had bumped into an invisible wall.
Although the owner had some ability, he was just a mortal owner. Knowing that he had kicked the iron plate, he was shocked, wanted to escape but was afraid, so he just took his subordinates and knelt down at the gate of the small courtyard where the wealthy family lived.
Hao Wen got up the next day, carrying a bundle and walking towards the proprietor who was kneeling in the middle, breathing heavily: "What about the medical expenses?"
The owner of the villa quickly took out a lot of banknotes, title deeds, etc. from his pocket. Hao Wen took two of them and flew away.
After such an incident, Hao Wen was also quite irritable, after all, there were many foods he liked in that city, and now he had nothing to eat.After thinking about it, Hao Wen simply flew towards the plagued place that he had heard about in the past two days.This time he didn't pretend to be a mortal, he simply descended from the sky, saying that he was a medical practitioner, and he came to heal diseases and save people in order to accumulate merit.
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Hao Wen: "╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! I'm not always a fool!"
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