Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

Hao Wen [444 ah... Help me continue to monitor, but during the process of the two of them opening a room, you can only give me the sound, no images. ]

444 [… is.Host, if you are interested in this aspect, I can download some high-quality small movies for you. ]

Hao Wen [I'm not interested in this!I just want to hear how they communicate during the process of...!Let's see if I succeed! ]

444 [You are the host, so you can do whatever you say. ]

Hao Wen [444 I always feel that you have learned badly, don't always go to the Internet to read those messy things! ]

444 [Observe, host. ]

The male lead and the villain didn't go to open a room, the male lead took the villain directly to the house he rented outside, and the two went to take a bath one after another in a tacit understanding.After returning from the shower, Hao Wen still couldn't hear anything, until he turned up the volume to the maximum, he could hear the sound of panting.

[Why don't these two people communicate at all?Bad review! ]

[Huh huh?Drums, applause? !This is where it starts? ! ]

[Qi Xuan still doesn't say a word, it's really bearable.Unexpectedly, it was Gao Xuanhui who spoke first, and his voice was quite affectionate...]

[444 Can your voice be louder?I vaguely heard crying.Is Qi Xuan really crying? ! ]

[emmm... this voice makes people blush and heartbeat. ]

[Ahem!Alright, 444, no need to release it.I'm going to WC, let me know when the two of them are done. ]

[Yes, host. ]

→_→Hao Wen squatting in the WC sighed, when will he meet his companion.Forget it, let Fifth Girl have a buffet.

The male protagonist sat by the bed, handed the villain a glass of water, and the villain drank the water: "You really didn't leave any marks on me, it's bearable."

"I can't get you into trouble."

"You say this, it makes me want to hit you."

"Hao Wen better pray, he has always had such a good relationship with his cheap teacher, otherwise I will let him taste the greatest pain in the world... I suspect that it is the double yolk egg that is causing trouble for your family behind the scenes."

"I have the same idea as you." The villain patted the hero, "Actually, I originally wanted to use his method on Gao."

"What? I chased you before, but you said no, you have to use strong methods to believe that I belong to you?"

"..." The villain suddenly pushed the male protagonist away, lowered his head and lifted his pants from the ground, and began to put on his clothes under the quilt.

The male protagonist knew that he had said the wrong thing, he belonged exclusively to him, but the villain would not belong to him soon.

"Actually, I also want to use this trick, but I think harder than Hao Wen. I want to just overthrow the Qi family, let you have nowhere to go and have nothing, and then lock you on my bedside."

The villain is standing up and putting on his shirt: "The Qing Dynasty is dead, and you still lock people by the head of the bed? Are you afraid that I will sue you for illegal detention?"

"Can the matter between the two of us be regarded as illegal detention? I just want to lock you up, and I also want to whip you with a small leather whip."

"Fuck! Pervert, you!"

"We are a natural couple, do you see how bright your eyes are now?"

"I..." The phone rang suddenly, and when the villain saw Hao Wen, his smiling face immediately darkened, "Hello?"

"Qi Xuan, you don't need to come tonight."

"What do you mean?"

"I forced you to let my master know, scolded me, and asked me to apologize to you. By the way, your company is fine, so it's part of my apology. I wish you and Gao Xuanhui happiness, forever Together. 88" Hao Wen wanted to make a phone call a long time ago, but the more the two talked, the more shameful they became, so he had no choice but to interrupt them.

Villain: "..."

Male protagonist: "..."

The male protagonist: "Is this really not a game between you and Hao Wen?"

Villain: "What am I doing?! Let you fuck me?!"

Male lead: "No, you have to prove it to me."

Villain: "Prove what?! Prove... proof... tie it up, don't hit me."

Male lead: "Reluctance, boo~"

The following year, Gu Cijiu successfully obtained Chinese nationality, and Duan Shaobo also successfully won the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

Visceral cloning is still being splashed with dirty water in various ways, but this technology not only successfully solved many terminal diseases, greatly reduced the cost of allogeneic organ transplantation, but also completely eliminated the black market for organs.The other problems it creates are nothing compared to the people this technology saves.

Gu Cijiu also tried his best to paint design drawings with chocolate, which made many people feel bad!

→_→You don’t have handicapped hands, you can also draw with chocolate.

These two are simply on vacation in this world!

Hao Wen, on the other hand, worked hard all his life, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief when the villain and the male protagonist OVER, 444 also confirmed that he had completed the task.

The villain and the hero can really do it... Let's say they don't have a good relationship, as long as there is a little external force, the two will immediately become as close as one person.Let’s talk about the relationship between the two of them. They are really capable of fighting, from a verbal fight to a direct fight. It’s not a temper tantrum, it’s a real fight, the kind where people’s brains are like dogs’ brains!

The sexual life of these two people is extremely harmonious and rich, and they often fight at the head of the bed, and the bed is...you know it.

So Hao Wen didn't know whether the two of them lived their lives like this, whether they were considered happy.As a result, tell him the truth, forget it!The villains are happy.It can only be said that people are full of strange things.

Mistress?The heroine re-entered her third year of high school and was admitted to a middle-class university in the north. He went to the north to attend university and never came back.Hao Wen was curious for a moment and asked 444 to investigate. It was found out that 444 was working as a manager of a supermarket. Although he was not married yet, he was living a happy life.

Hao Wen[_(:з」∠)_Finally, finally able to go to the third world? ]

Gu Cijiu [Mission completed, let's go. ]

The third world is also the modern showbiz world.

Hao Wen [Uh...Master, Master Uncle, let's make an offer?I, let me say first, I am a young actor now.In the drama where the male lead and the actor's villain are feuding...]

Gu Cijiu [Male [-]. ]

Hao Wen [huh?Master, do you know? ]

Gu Cijiu [You should pay attention to the names of other people in the crew. ]

Hao Wen [names of other people on the set?ah!Master!You are the director!Uncle, are you a stylist? ! ]

Gu Cijiu [My task this time is simple, and I can only shoot third-rate idol dramas. ]

Duan Shaobo [This time, my task happens to be to cooperate closely with the big brother. How about we make some historical blockbusters? ]

Gu Cijiu [Little brother, how about we take selfies, direct and act?This world is very open to men and women, first make a costume film I will be the emperor and you will be my general~ Then make a science fiction film, you will be the general and I will be your adjutant~]

Duan Shaobo [There are also martial arts dramas, big brother, you are the leader of the Demon Cult, and I am your guard~]

Hao Wen [that...]

Gu Cijiu [Martial arts drama is good!Junior brother, we seem to seldom go to the world of martial arts.How about a dark guard?You wear a mask, but I can always recognize you from your back (pi) shadow (gu)!There are also zombie movies, I am the zombie king, and you are the superhuman who let me take you away!Zombies are good~ supernatural beings are also good~]

Duan Shaobo [big brother...]

Hao Wen [444, let's go and see the villain, don't bother Master and Uncle. ]

444[Yes, host. ]

Hao Wen [Is there a conflict between the villain and the hero now? ]

444 [Not yet. ]

Hao Wen's eyes lit up, and the matter would be settled easily. If the actor villain hadn't offended the protagonist and ruined his reputation, then he would still be happy in his life, as long as he doesn't offend the protagonist and the protagonist to death.

They are now filming a fantasy drama "Xing Tian" adapted from a big IP. Hao Wen, who was reading the memories of the original owner, couldn't help but see the scene of fighting O transforming into a horse.However, the show shouldn't be that bad.Compared with the original work, the script has not undergone serious changes, and the casting of the actors is still in line. The director...Hao Wen believes in his master very much!Modeling... Regardless of whether it was okay in the past, his uncle will definitely be able to do it now!

Moreover, the crew's funds are abundant, after all, it was invested by the protagonist Gong.

444 [Host, it's lunch break time, the protagonist hasn't come yet, the actor villain is resting in his nanny car. ]

Hao Wen [In other words, I can't find anyone?You said it earlier!Where is my nanny car?I also hurried to blow the air-conditioning! ]

He walked around for a long time in a suit of armor and a hood, it was so hot.

444 [Host, you don't have a nanny car. ]

Hao Wen[…]

444 [After all, you are only an eighteen-line. ]

Hao Wen [I must find a place to sit down, let me have some water to drink. ]

444 [Host, go back to the dressing room. ]

Under the guidance of 444, Hao Wen finally found the big dressing room and sat in the corner to rest.But as soon as he sat down, Hao Wen suddenly remembered something, covered his mouth and laughed.

And the thing that made him laugh is happening right now——Director Gu Cijiu is having an appointment with stylist Duan Shaobo in the prop room~

Director Gu Da is a white and fat man, not short in stature, at least about [-] to [-], but because he is too fat, he looks like Michelin tires, so he doesn't show his height at all.The super big fat belly, the fat in the stomach is rolling very rhythmically when walking.The whole hand is a bear's paw when stretched out, and the ten fingers are so crowded with fat that they can't close together. It is extremely difficult to make a fist.What's worse...he is still bald, and at a young age, there is already a tendency for the local government to support the central government.

The stylist, Duan, is a thin white man, the kind of thin man who makes people feel sick at first glance. His cheekbones are so protruding that they are even pointed, and his collarbone looks like two knives.The clothes he was wearing seemed to be on a clothes rack, and the bottom looked like it was empty, rather than being worn on a flesh and blood body.The fingernails are unhealthy blue when the hand is stretched out, with one knot inside the other, and it feels like the hand is about to break when touched.

There are quite a few times when they come to be fat and thin, but this time they have to add "most".

Gu Ci sat on a box for a long time, patted his fat thighs, and signaled Duan Shaobo to sit on his lap: "We two are still showing affection like this? It's really hard to see." That being said, Duan Shaobo still sat on it up.With his current state, no matter where he sits, his bones are cramped.After sitting for a while, he stood up again, "Can you bear it?"

"I saw it. It's metal. It's no problem for two people. Our weight is rounded up to two and a half, right? I'm 2.25, and you're 0.25."

Only then did Duan Shaobo sit down with a smile: "It's so soft, it's really comfortable."

Gu Cijiu even took out a piece of candy: "Eat?"

"You don't have diabetes like this?"

"No, blood lipids and blood pressure are not normal, but blood sugar is fine. What about you?"

"Severe malnutrition, anorexia..." Duan Shaobo frowned and took the candy. The aftermath of anorexia was still in this body. Seeing food, even if it was just a piece of candy, made his stomach churn automatically.However, the psychological reason for anorexia was greater. He closed his eyes, slowly suppressed the discomfort, and then put the candy into his mouth.

Gu Cijiu put his arms around Duan Shaobo, watched him eat the candy, and patted him on the back, and Duan Shaobo fell down, with his head resting on Gu Cijiu's "generous" shoulder.

"Hehehe, it's like lying in an oversized plush toy."

"Lie down when you feel comfortable."

"Hmm..." Duan Shaobo responded, "But senior brother, why don't we make a comedy show first?"

"Okay, how about the title of the show being "Fat and Thin Love in Love"?"

"it is good!"

Gu Cijiu [System, what is the little guy doing? 】

The system [is formulating clichés with other actors and staff, and it's doing pretty well.Basically, the characters and hobbies of the actor villain and the male protagonist have been asked out in the crew. 】

"In the third world, the little guy has almost stood up."

Gu Cijiu: "Well, so I waited for him to hit the south wall, and then came back crying."

"Eldest brother, you are too bad."

"Didn't you know I'm a bad guy? I...you've been too thin in your life, so I dare not hug your waist." Gu Cijiu originally wanted to hug you, but the touch is really scary. .

"Big Brother..."

"Ok?"

"I am dizzy……"

Gu Cijiu also heard that the younger brother's tone was wrong, he supported the younger brother with his hands, and leaned back, the younger brother fell on his hands, his head was tilted, his eyes were confused, and he was about to faint.Gu Cijiu immediately rushed out with the person in his arms: "Call an ambulance!"

Originally, the crew was also accompanied by medical staff. After all, the weather was hot, and it was a costume drama with three floors inside and outside. The actors suffered whatever happened.But the main reason for Duan Shaobo's situation was severe malnutrition. He was fed two large bottles of sports drinks, but he still didn't recover. In the end, the only solution left was to be carried into an ambulance.

The ambulance left, and the filming began.

Everyone looked at the director's ugly expression and trembled.It is true that Gu Cijiu felt very uncomfortable because of the little junior brother's affairs, but he knew that the little junior brother must be fine, and they will have a good time in the future, so the bigger reason for his ugly face came from...his waist flashed, and his heartbeat It's still uncomfortable.

A fat man is not equal to a strong man. Gu Cijiu hugged Princess Duan Shaobo all the way out in shock, which was definitely beyond the tolerance of his body.

In the afternoon, all the staff were in place. Before the filming started, Gu Cijiu stood up with a loudspeaker: "As you all know, the stylist Mr. Duan is hospitalized. I want to visit Mr. Duan later, so please cooperate with me." , try to finish the progress of the afternoon."

The film king and villain only knew what happened when he was at work.Today was originally supposed to be his rivalry with the male lead, but the male lead was late this morning, so it was temporarily changed to his solo scene.In the afternoon, the actor villain originally wanted to give the male lead a blow - he is the actor, the biggest star in the crew, where is the protagonist?It doesn't even count as a popular traffic, and he brought money into the crew, so that the gold master godfather forced him into the crew.Still learning to play big names from others?

However, now it seems that he has to postpone the job search, after all, he has to give the director face.

The afternoon scene passed smoothly. The male lead is indeed a bit talented, and the villain's actor didn't spend money to buy it.The domineering president of the male protagonist CP also came to visit the class in the afternoon, but he stood in the back very politely, not attracting attention.

After Gu Cijiu finished filming the progress, he ran to the hospital. Duan Shaobo was lying on the hospital bed, hung up on glucose and nutrition.

As soon as the doctor came in, he saw Gu Cijiu sitting by the bed, holding Duan Shaobo's hand: "Are you a family member?"

Just as the assistants of the two people next to him were about to deny it, the director nodded hastily: "Yes, yes, yes, I am a family member."

The stylist who just wanted to come over also showed a peaceful smile.

Assistant X2: "..." Damn it!When did my boss get involved with XX? !

"In his case, he needs to find a psychotherapist. Don't think that anorexia means being thin, not eating enough for a long time, and malnourished. If it leads to organ failure, it will be too late."

"Yes, yes, yes! Doctor, you are right. But there is no need to find a psychotherapist. Our family has gradually increased his appetite. Look, all the candy in my pocket is for him!"

The doctor looked at Director Gu's figure, and could only nod helplessly: "All right."

There are many things in the hospital where the patient doesn't take it seriously, and the doctor's earnest words are bitten back, so he can't say anything more.

After the doctor left, Gu Cijiu gently touched Duan Shaobo's forehead: "May I find a place to borrow the kitchen to make you a pot of fish porridge?"

"I want to eat seafood porridge..."

"You have a weak stomach right now. When you get fatter, I'll make you a seafood feast."

"Ok."

Assistant X2: "..." Damn it!what did i see !I would be abused by my boss!The men who agreed are all big pigs' hoofs / gourmet food is my wife? !

Gu Cijiu [Hao Wen, what are you doing? ]

Hao Wen [ah?I'm about to ask the villain for his autograph, so I can feel his character by the way. ]

Gu Cijiu [The conflict between the villain and the protagonist disappeared today, but your mission is not completed yet, right? ]

Hao Wen [Yes. ]

Gu Cijiu [What does this mean? ]

Hao Wen [explains that either the occurrence of the conflict is only postponed, or for the villain, even without a pair of protagonists to trouble him, his life is still unhappy. ]

Gu Cijiu [Well, your analysis is correct. ] Hao Wen was about to be happy when he heard Gu Cijiu continue, [Actually, you handled yourself well in the last world, it seems that you already know how to complete tasks in a normal way.Next, I will teach you an unusual, but simple, fast, and efficient task method. ]

Hao Wen [...Master, you said...] He didn't feel excited and excited when he heard it, but felt horrified...

Gu Cijiu [Say yes, I don’t know clearly, you should see how I operate. ]

To solve problems in each world, the most important thing is the early stage.But the health of the junior junior in this world is really bad, Gu Cijiu didn't have the time to work it out slowly, try to solve it as much as possible, and finish it quickly.

Hao Wen [OK, OK] Σ(дlll) is even scarier!

In the evening, he delivered fish porridge to the younger brother, and seeing that he fell asleep after eating, Gu Cijiu returned to the hotel where the crew stayed.

Gu Cijiu is mostly an actor, but he has also dabbled in the field of directing, and he is also familiar with it.According to the memory left by the original owner, the information collected by the system, and his own analysis, he has grasped the information of the crew in the fastest time.

It should be said that the crew as a whole is still very good. There are movie stars, traffic, old drama talents, fresh meat, and florets.Moreover, there are no actors who are too sharp, and the abilities of the crew are all online. Although the original director himself is young, he has already filmed two TV series based on IP. The first one is a web series, which is a big hit.The second one was a TV series, which didn't hit the big time, but it was quite satisfactory, with a good reputation from the outside world. Among the scolded IP adaptations, it was already considered very good.

His only personal problem is that he is still too young and has never won an award. When facing certain people, he feels that he lacks confidence and can't hold it down—the original owner is used to eating more when he is under pressure. From being a handsome guy when he entered the industry, he became a big fat paper now.

Before the filming started the next day, Gu Cijiu found the actor villain: "Mr. Xiao, we have started filming for a few days, and I think there is something I need to tell you."

"Director Gu, if you have any questions, just tell me." The actor villain was sitting on his chair, and the assistant next to him was fanning him with a small electric fan, and he had no intention of standing up at all.

"Mr. Xiao, you've been making movies for a long time, don't you know how to make TV series?"

"!" The actor and villain froze, and his assistant was so frightened that he almost threw the small electric fan in his hand on the ground.

"Mr. Xiao, I put the USB flash drive here. I think you'd better take a look. Your acting skills are good, but these few scenes of yours are a bit too strong. You are going to play an unintentional foreign object." An immortal who devotes himself to cultivation is not a vulgar person who is full of hope and hope to be successful. Mr. Xiao, you come back to make a TV series to make money, so don't ruin your brand."

The actor's villain's eyes were already on fire, and the assistants on both sides were ready to fight.

In the end, the actor villain still smiled: "The director is right. I must read more and study hard."

Hao Wen, who watched the whole process through 444 [Master, Master, what are you doing? ]

Gu Cijiu [The fastest solution to the problem, now the main object of his conflict is me, and he will not care about the protagonist. ]

Hao Wen [Of course, what then? ]

Gu Cijiu [Then I just need to rub him on the ground, wait until he is wiped into a rag, then pull it up, wash it, and hang it up again, his future life will be very happy. ]

Hao Wen[…]

Gu Cijiu [Apprentice, you have to know that people who are too happy often don’t realize that they are very happy.And those who were born in the mud will feel happy just looking at a ray of sunshine.Of course, we also have to be prepared for his lack of greed. Then we can rub ourselves more and clean his edges and corners, and he will learn to be content. ]