Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

The females of the Duan family get along very well, and the female gentleman Ye is not much more than the other five females. The big female father Duan Shaobo calls is Ye Ye.In particular, Duan Shengxiong allowed his military females to continue working, so they also arranged shifts at home according to their respective working hours.Doing housework and "serving" Duan Shengxiong are equally distributed among everyone, and the children born will also call the six female insects "female father".

But Duan Shaobo felt that they were not like family members, but servants.After all, they always do things in silence and never say a word.

Ye was also taken aback by Duan Shaobo's greeting. He pointed at himself, shook his head and then froze - he just subconsciously guessed what Duan Shaobo asked him to do. will shake his head.But the female has never learned to reject the male, let alone the male cub, which makes him think he is wrong.

Turning his eyes to Duan Shengxiong for help, he found that Duan Shengxiong nodded to him, Ye Cai came over respectfully and stiffly, then knelt down opposite Duan Shaobo.Duan Baobao also poked a red berry and brought it to Ye's lips: "Big female father~ah~~~"

Ye closed his eyes and opened his mouth. When the red berries entered his mouth, he was even trembling, and his eye circles were still a little red.

The barrage... has gone crazy!

[I opened my mouth together, and now I can't control myself from crying! ]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ]

[cute!cute!cute!cute! ]

[Best baby! ! ! ]

"Delicious food should be shared together. It's a pity that the other female fathers are not here." Duan Shaobo blinked and continued to release cute light waves!

But if he was older, he wouldn't be able to do this, and now he can only do it at this five-headed age.

#超级喜欢的雄虫婴# This topic was also on the Zerg hot search, and countless Zergs flocked into the live broadcast room to watch the replay of the screen recording.It's not just females, it also includes many males.

While they were watching the replay, Duan Shaobo was also carefully watching their barrage and messages.

He found that the Zerg... are really gentle.

If it is a human on Earth, with his popularity, while there are many fans, there will also be many sunspots.Duan Shaobo can think of anything to use his children to make money, he can hype up at a young age, he is too good at acting, he pretends to make people want to vomit, and so on.

But the Zerg didn't, and the Zerg didn't even have swear words like "So cute! I want to..." "Lick lick! What's dirtying the screen of my smart brain".The most excited one was the one who opened his mouth following Duan Shengxiong's movements.

And even if he turned off the gift giving in the live broadcast room, there were still a large number of gifts delivered to their home the next day.

There are clothes, toys, and even flying cars for worm cubs. Of course, there are more food and ingredients.

After all, his father's certified worm blog had his own address written on it.

Duan Shaobo: "..." As a father, he is really hard to describe in some aspects...

Looking at these gifts, Duan Shaobo felt that most of them were given by ordinary females with little money, because many of the gifts were actually only middle-class brands, but they were over-packaged and obviously cheated money. Cub Supplies—Ordinary Zergs are very pure, but no matter what race they are rich, powerful and powerful, there are always some things in common.

But there are also a small number of "special offer" products that ordinary people can't see, and money can't buy.It seems that among his fans, there are also some high-status Zerg.

It is obviously impossible not to let people give gifts, Duan Shaobo thought about it, and selected some of the food.

→_→Of course, these foods have been strictly tested by his female fathers.Even when these foods are delivered, there is a small chip attached to the side, which is the test report.

The live broadcast resumed, Duan Baobao smiled gently as usual, and said in a waxy milk voice: "Hello everyone, I am Baobao~"

The Zergs who have been squatting in the live broadcast room for a long time, do not know how many hands are holding their hearts, like smoke and drunk~

[Baby is good! ! ! ][Baby! ! ! ][Big baby! ! ][cutest baby! ! ! ]

As for Duan Shengxiong who was also introducing himself at this time?Who cares!What are males!The male cub is the tallest!

"Thank you for sending me a lot of gifts, thank you." Duan Shaobo stood up and bowed politely.

[No no no, we should! ]

[Baby, as long as you like it! ]

[Baby, don't bow, who taught you this! ]

[Your male father is too much! ]

Duan Shengxiong, who was just startled by Duan Shaobo's bow, and then startled by the barrage of accusations: "No, no, no! I'm not! I don't! How could I teach this to my baby!"

"Father Xiong didn't teach me, so I accepted Bie Chong's kindness, shouldn't I thank you?" Duan Shaobo blinked his big eyes with a dazed look on his face.He is less than one year old, and logically speaking, he still can't read, but his confusion is not because he can't understand the barrage, because children can "listen" to the barrage. From the audience's point of view, he just doesn't understand Why are you doing it wrong.

[Baby, you are a male insect, you can do whatever you want! ]

[As a male baby, what we give you is what you deserve, no need to thank you! ]

I can't completely blame the males themselves for turning males into bears. All bear parents on earth have to bow down!

"Hey?" Duan Shaobo's short brows frowned three times, first he looked at his father helplessly, and then at the barrage of the live broadcast, "But I don't want that ~Can’t I really thank those worms who have been kind to me?”

Duan Shengxiong was the first to lose the battle, trying to save his precious male cub, crying until his nose bubbled up: "Baby! Baby, you can do whatever you want! You can thank whoever you want!"

The audience's reaction was a little bit slower, but who made them have to post barrage? !

[Baby!Just do what you want! ]

[Baby, you are happy! ]

[Baby, don't listen to those meddlesome things!We are happy when you are happy! ]

Listening to those bullet screens, being hugged by Duan Shengxiong, Duan Baobao's brows stretched out, and he smiled cutely, innocently and innocently!It comes with lighting, so that all the Zerg can't help but drool with a super beautiful smile!

[Baby!You are simply a gem in this world! ]

Everyone was so excited for a long time before Duan Shengxiong let go of Duan Baobao, Duan Baobao's little face was still a little red: "Well... the live broadcast will start today, everyone, this is the food I want to eat today. Hmm They all look delicious! Let’s eat this first, this is homemade fruit puree by an uncle named Hong, what a beautiful box.”

The fruit puree is placed in small transparent boxes of different shapes that are no bigger than Duan Shaobo's fist. There are four kinds in total, namely green stars, purple moon, orange sun, and... pink hearts!

"Wow, the color is so pretty. Huh? It won't be very sweet, it's full of aroma, and it's delicious. Father Xiong~ Father Xiong~ You should try it too~~"

Duan Baobao's contented face made the audience feel dazzling again!

"Okay! Okay! Oh! It's really delicious!" In fact, such a small spoon disappeared as soon as it was put into his mouth. Duan Shengxiong didn't know what this fruit puree tasted like.But his little worms are delicious... No!If it looks like you like to eat it, then this thing must be delicious!

"I want to stay with the heart and the sun, because the female fathers are not here. I want to eat delicious food with the female fathers! Male father, don't be unhappy~ I ate so much with you today .”

"Why are you unhappy? Baby, you are right!"

"Then, Father Xiong, let's continue eating!"

I also ate small biscuits (heart-shaped) made by the same female insect, jelly from a big brand company (the box is heart-shaped), and now popular candies (the wrapping paper is full of hearts of different sizes and colors) ——Duan Shaobo felt helpless in his heart, this was definitely a misunderstanding, he really didn't have much love for these young girls.

It has to be admitted that these are really delicious, but when he ate the last kind of small cake, Duan Shaobo was silent.

"Baby, what's the matter?"

"Uh……"

Duan Shengxiong felt that his baby's expression really didn't look like he had eaten something delicious, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak.So Duan Shengxiong took a small cake and took a bite.So the father and son showed the same expression—(;′⌒`)

This cake is still very fluffy and soft to the touch, but when you eat it, not only does it not have the sweet taste that cakes should have, but it has a spoiled and rancid taste, and the taste is rough. After only two bites, the tongue of the male worm is numb. It hurts.

"What is this?! Baby! Baby is about to vomit!"

"Swallow it... (T_T) It's not good to spit it out..."

[What kind of cake is this? ]

[The outer packaging has been removed... I haven't seen the box. ]

[Didn't the female worms of this family test the food well beforehand? ]

[Testing must be done, but the fact that the food is harmless and the nutrition meets the standard does not mean that it tastes good. ]

[This... If you look at the box, it seems to be a new cake next door this year. ]

[Which next door? ! ]

[The sky is full of stars...]

If there are anchors, there will naturally be online merchants. For example, Xiang Fanxing, the anchor of this star-studded live broadcast room, has opened his own brand while making money from live broadcasts.But he is not an entrepreneurial male that should be praised. Obviously the biggest customer is female, but he sells products for males and male cubs. On his own birthday and various festivals, he also calls for His fans buy his own brand products and give them to him.

Even the other males who were also doing live broadcasts were disgusted with him, thinking his eating was too ugly.

The products of the Fanxing brand are very expensive. If the males are buying things by themselves, then of course they will buy higher-end products with similar prices. There is no need to buy such online merchants.If females buy gifts for males they know, they will also refer to the males' preferences.So it should be said that Fanxing is completely supported by Xiang Fanxing's female fans.

And probably because of the merchandise, these fans of Xiang Fanxing have been crushed terribly, but their loyalty is extremely high, because they feel that they have a connection with Xiang Fanxing-this is like the brainwashed fans of later generations. .

So the outside world knows that the products of the Fanxing brand are of extremely poor quality, but only Xiang Fanxing's own fans don't believe it, or even if they believe it, they are still happy to think that buying things is to support Xiang Fanxing.

Because of loyalty, Xiang Fanxing's fans will not watch the live broadcast of other anchors, and of course the fans of other anchors are the same. After all, everyone is in a competitive relationship. Watching other people's live broadcasts and giving gifts to others is a kind of betrayal.But Duan Baobao is different...he is not an adult male, he is a male cub!

Those free females who watch every anchor will naturally watch him, and those females who have settled down to a male anchor will also come back to watch.Because no one thinks that the male cubs are in a competitive relationship with the males. They think that the male cubs want to marry, and they see the male cubs as their own cubs, which is different!

Especially... the baby is so cute!How could you not love your baby! !

Duan Baobao's whole face was wrinkled now, Duan Shengxiong brought those small cakes over: "Don't eat it, baby, throw it away."

"Father Xiong! It's okay, everyone gave me good things for me, I can eat them! Don't waste them!"

"No! I can't eat it!" Duan Shengxiong stood up with the remaining small cake, and looked at the nutrition chart posted by his female insect, "The nutrition is not very high, and it's not just you who eat such unpalatable things. , I’m going to get sick, good boy, father Xiong take it and throw it away. Today’s food broadcast is here too!” Originally, Duan Shengxiong wanted to close it immediately, but thinking about his baby’s way of doing things recently, he paused. "Goodbye, baby, goodbye to everyone."

Duan Shengxiong's last sentence is not a parental instruction, but just a sign that now is the time to do something.

Although Duan Baobao thought it was bad to waste food, he stood up obediently and waved to everyone: "Brothers and uncles, thank you for coming to play with the baby today, see you tomorrow~"

[goodbye!goodbye! ][ See you tomorrow baby! ][Baby we love you! ]

Everyone just felt that their hearts had melted, their eyes widened until they saw the live broadcast room turn black, and then they waited obediently to watch the replay of the recorded screen.

If it was the human world, there would definitely be a group of pro-mother fans going to Fanxingmantian to scold people and start a fight with Fanxingfan.But they are Zerg, no matter how unhappy they are in their hearts, they will not and cannot do that - the male insect protection law stipulates that unless it is treason, otherwise insulting male insects for other reasons will be recorded in the file. Records affect not only their marriage, but also their jobs and promotions.

However, with the skyrocketing number of recorded and broadcasted bugs watching today, some changes are inevitable.

For example, the number of fans of that starry sky also plummeted at the same time.

The vast majority of female insects can accept that they are treated as fools and squeezed by male insects, but Fanxing’s online merchants sell cub food, or food for male cubs. In the end, he gave the male cubs the most expensive food. Food is this kind of garbage?

——The nutritional value of the food is indeed no problem, but it is no different from the nutritional value of ordinary worm cub food.They are a highly civilized race like the Zerg, no matter how bad a businessman is, it is impossible to sell food that is really harmful to the body.Therefore, in addition to better nutritional value, food is about appearance and taste.Fan Xing's videos are average in appearance and unpalatable in taste. They are absolutely garbage.

And watching the live broadcast, there are also the Association for the Protection of Male Cubs and the Association for the Protection of Male Cubs. Watching the cute Duan Baobao's face wrinkle into a walnut!The members of the Conservation Association felt that they had reason to believe that this kind of food was so unpalatable that it hurt the male cub's mind and affected his normal growth and development. This is an absolute crime!

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Before Xiang Fanxing knew what was going on, his food factory was raided.The inspection found that he used the cheapest materials for the male worm food, and he made the male cub food with the leftover scraps of the male worm food.

Fanxing food is bought by his fans and given to him. He doesn't eat it. Basically, it is expired and sent to various livestock farms as feed.

The male cub cake is a new product he just released in the past two months. At the beginning, he was determined to make it better, but his brand has long been rotten. Whose male cubs are baby eggs, Who buys this for their own baby?His own fans are also unmarried, otherwise who would follow him?

As a result, the little cakes became more and more careless. Recently, he didn't add cub food materials at all, and he was already thinking about repackaging the little cakes and selling them as food for male worms.As a result... just when he was hesitating, misfortune fell from the sky~

This Baron Xiang Fanxing was very "happy" to be the first male worm to "go in" in the past five years. The last time a male worm went in, it was a few unlucky ones who were against the worm emperor.

Also because of this incident, Duan Shaobo became the most famous baby of Zerg besides the crown prince!

Duan Shengxiong was frightened, and Xiang Fanxing blamed Xiang Fanxing for being too visceral, but it also cut off other worms' money, so he didn't want Duan Shaobo to broadcast live.

"Can't live broadcast yet?" Duan Shaobo didn't act coquettishly like when he hoped that Duan Shengxiong would allow him to live broadcast this time. He just slightly raised his small face, frowned, and stared at He looked at Duan Shengxiong anxiously, "Okay, Father Xiong, I, I am obedient."

(ノ)Д'(ヾ) Dear, fatal blow!No, I still have a little blood!I can hold back!

"Good boy, father Xiong will take you to Chong Chong Paradise in two days."

"Chong Chong Paradise? I heard it's a very fun place, thank you Father Xiong." Ran Goose still looks at Duan Shengxiong with that pitiful and cute eyes, and speaks with a nasal voice, is this happy? !

_(:з」∠)_Totally knocked down!

"Baby, it's okay to broadcast directly or live, but in the future, I can only broadcast the food made by myself."

"Then can I sing and dance?" Duan Baobao's eyes lit up immediately.

"Yes, it should work too, right?" Duan Shengxiong was sweating, and he was defeated...

So after stopping the live broadcast for a few days, Duan Baobao re-opened the live broadcast - "Hello everyone~ It's been a long time~ Baby misses brothers and uncles so much~ So today Baobao will perform a show for everyone. Uncle Sun hangs in the sky ~~There is a little bug under the tree~~"

He stood up, raised his small arms high, and swayed his white and tender hands with ten small dimples. His small body swayed back and forth, and occasionally turned around. The movements of children are rounder than those of "adults". , now that he jumps up like this, it's cute from head to toe!

The barrage has gone crazy, even Zerg howls on the street outside.

And there was a pair of eyes watching all of this with covetous eyes - Gu Cijiu [little, little junior brother!Ahhh! !I am dead! ! !I have raised such a cute little junior, but now I have to share it with so many bugs! 】

Although Gu Cijiu complained through private chats, the system did not dare to answer a word, (￢_￢) he felt that if he answered, he would be dragged up by the host directly, shaking up and down, left and right, like a pocket in front of him, until The feeling of falling apart.

And after Gu Cijiu finished howling, he didn't continue to embarrass the system. He ate the male cub food before the first transformation that Duan Shaobo also ate, that kind of "white chocolate bar" with big roots, and squatted in the corner .

His junior brother didn't grow up eating cute, his junior brother himself is "cute"!

Gu Cijiu felt that he absolutely couldn't bear to have to "share" the situation of his younger brother with other bugs for more than ten years, and he had to take control of himself as soon as possible.

After making up his mind, Gu Cijiu's eating speed increased greatly. He had to get rid of the status quo of this large locust first!

A few months later, Gu Cijiu broke free from his hard shell and turned into a cute five-headed baby. He finally looked like a human being.After that, he can continue to be observed in the hospital for several months, but he can also be discharged now, depending on Xiongfu's request.

Generally, male fathers from ordinary families will ask for more hospitalization, such as Duan Shengxiong, because no matter how good the conditions of ordinary males’ homes are, they are not as good as big-name hospitals in terms of raising male cubs. They all hope it is true!Indeed!Foolproof!Make sure the male cub is okay before taking it home.

But Gu Yuantao asked to take Gu Cijiu away as soon as the time came. If at the beginning, Gu Yuantao still had some affection for his male cub, now that bit of paternal love has been completely wiped out. After all, he is ashamed. Lost too much.But this male cub's genetic level is too high, the first molt is A, and it is very likely to reach S after two times.

He hated the worm, but the worm would be of great benefit to him.There are already many people who want to be Gu Cijiu's adult guide, and Gu Yuantao is negotiating the price with them.

Gu Yuantao didn't want Gu Cijiu to make another big one, after all, judging from the seriousness of the gradual progress in the past few times, he might have to rub off the insect skin again if he did it again!Taking advantage of the fact that this kid has seen the Queen of Worms, he is quite honest, so he hastened to settle the matter and bring him home without so many outsiders. Although there is an intelligent brain monitoring, many methods can be used!

"I don't want to go with this male insect! I don't have a male father! I only want my female father!" Gu Cijiu was taken out of the nursery, and he couldn't move.

The author has something to say:

Gu Cijiu; o(*￣▽￣*)o little brother, I want to eat more cute

Duan Shaobo; (o°ω°o) Okay, big brother... big brother!What are you licking me for? !

Gu Cijiu: (⊙ω⊙) Eating is much cuter!