Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

"..." The emperor put his hand on the desk and tapped lightly.

The emperors are definitely the ones who sacrifice the most frequently and have the most complete offerings, because they are the ones who are the least likely to let others catch them wrong.But whoever has the least reverence for ghosts and gods is actually the kings. After all, they are also the people who borrow the name of heaven most frequently.

The emperor's first reaction was disbelief, but... According to the news sent by the secret guard, Gu Cijiu didn't know Duan Shaobo at all before he snatched the marriage.

But that day when the emperor was watching from above, the eyes of the two young men were clearly full of love.And Gu Cijiu was the one who watched him grow up.Uh... Of course, he watched his sons grow up too.But it's different, he doesn't know his sons anymore, but he definitely knows this child.

This is a child who can't hide things, is straightforward, and quite chivalrous.

If he had a sweetheart, he would never be able to hide it from himself, but this child definitely hadn't enlightened before that day.

Gu Cijiu's changes, the people he saved, the people he arrested, these evidences made the emperor start to waver between belief and disbelief.

After a while, he asked, "Do you still remember the 99 good deeds you did? What were they all about? Who did you help?"

Gu Cijiu nodded first, and then shook his head again: "If you say remember, it means you remember thirty... more than 20 items, maybe not much. Because the good things I do are mostly preparing a pot of mung bean soup on a hot summer day. After quietly throwing down a few umbrellas in rainy days, throwing two steamed buns to beggars in heavy snow days. Sometimes they do bad things with good intentions... Scared people so badly, this thing is not only counted, but also deducted from me. Among them, there are only a dozen major events, such as the poisoning by bad guys in Daoxiang Village, the busting of the traffickers who abducted and trafficked children, the rescue of the children who fell into the water, and the discovery of the fire in the Sun’s house in Tongluo Lane..."

The emperor listened to him and nodded. If Gu Cijiu explained 99 things clearly one after another, and the emperor would be annoyed instead, it would be a fake.But when he said this, the weight on the emperor's trust scale became a little heavier: "Where did you get the mung bean soup?"

Gu Cijiu's face blushed, and he scratched his cheeks embarrassedly: "I... stole money from the gambling house, bought mung beans at night, borrowed the restaurant's kitchen, and boiled it myself."

"Oh? You can also cook mung bean soup?"

"Huh! This is the idea Shaobo gave me. It's just that at the beginning... I can't control the heat, and I often get the bottom of the pot."

"Then you can survive now?"

"Your Majesty, I can not only cook mung bean soup! Do you want me to cook some special dishes for you?"

"Okay! I happen to be a little bit hungry! Sun Xingde, take the son to the imperial dining room."

"Your Majesty, do you use the small kitchen in your bedroom? The imperial dining room is too far away, and some meals will not taste good when served here."

When the emperor heard this, he laughed loudly: "Okay! Then go to the small kitchen!"

Gu Cijiu saluted and left with the eunuch Sun Xingde.As soon as he left there, the emperor ordered Duan Shaobo to be called in.

"Have you been facing Cijiu's ghost day and night for three years?" The emperor immediately asked when the man came.

"It's not exactly a day and night relationship, but we did know each other for three years."

"Did he know he was going to do 99 good things?"

"know."

"Can you tell them all?"

Duan Shaobo shook his head: "Some can, and some can't. Generally speaking, there can be thirty or forty cases, but if you want to name the names, there may be only twenty or so."

"Take him down, give him a pen and paper, and let him write." As far as the emperor knew, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo had just been alone for a while on the way back and forth to worship Duan Shaobo's biological mother earlier today.In this little time, they were able to negotiate the terms.

But these good things that can be said by famous people are not just making up stories.At least there must be a cause and effect, right?Moreover, this happened within three years, and there are many things that are just beginning to emerge, and there is not even a hint of it yet.

Duan Shaobo wrote for half an hour and handed it in.The emperor took it over and took a look. Duan Shaobo's handwriting was not very good, and there were typos and typos - he was not taught well in the Duan family, and he was able to write because he had made progress on his own.However, he wrote things very clearly, with the exact year, month, and day at the beginning, followed by the location, the name of the person, and then another line, writing the exact event.

There is no gorgeous rhetoric, but the words and sentences are simple and clear.

No one taught it, and it can only be said that the talent is too good to be able to write like this.

The emperor shook his head in his heart. For Duan Qingyun, he thought he was a sensible person in the early years. Although he was a bit greedy, he never moved money that should not be handed over.Who knew that he was a fool, such a good boy would treat him as a waste, and marry him to a fool.

The emperor put the stack of papers aside and waved his hand: "You step back first."

Duan Shaobo retreated, and the chief eunuch Sun Xingde came up with Gu Cijiu and several young eunuchs carrying food boxes.

"Your Majesty, time is not enough, so I made four dishes, one soup, and two meals. Shredded yam, steamed egg cup with pumpkin, soft fried pork ribs, cloth bag tofu, this is soup, Wensi tofu. Your Majesty, do you like salty food?" Sweet rice, or sweet rice? I made bacon fried rice and eight-treasure rice for you."

Originally prepared to face the emperor who really boiled cabbage with mung bean soup and corn bread: "..."

"This, this is really all done by you?!" The emperor is not a person who is too obsessed with appetite, →_→Of course this was before today.

In the setting of this world, stir-fried dishes have already appeared in the Jia Dynasty, but there are very few varieties. The common dishes in the Jia Dynasty are steamed, boiled and roasted, and the palace is no exception.

Therefore, the emperor had never even heard of these meals that Gu Cijiu served, let alone seeing them!

And these meals were obviously not made by Gu Cijiu casually for the sake of gaining attention.No need to eat, the emperor has already determined that these meals are delicious, because the presentation is so beautiful and the smell is too fragrant.

"Yes, I don't dare to deceive the emperor, that is, I asked the master masters to help me wash and rinse, peel the skin and scales, etc. After that, including cutting and carving, I did it myself."

The emperor expressed his amazement again: "Then, then I will eat it. By the way, you just asked me whether to eat sweet or salty? Let me taste it first and see which one suits your taste."

"Yes."

Then the emperor watched Gu Cijiu bring out two large plates from the food box, each with a semicircular... rice?As soon as you smell it, you know that the eight-treasure rice is sweet, and the bacon fried rice is salty.Gu Cijiu personally filled out two small bowls, and gave them first to... the eunuch who was trying food.

After decades, the emperor once again felt the eyes of the eunuch trying food: "..."

The two young eunuchs wolfed down the food, and one of the young eunuchs couldn't hold back and licked the sticky bean paste in the bowl.The faces of the two young eunuchs clearly showed happy expressions.

"Don't wait, try all the other meals!"

According to the rules, the food-testing eunuch should try one dish, wait for a while, and then try the next one.But the emperor had already blown his beard and stared, and he was about to slap the table and scold people. Moreover, the cook was the prince of Xianghou, and the great eunuch Sun Xingde watched from the beginning to the end. The seat below has already been replaced.

Therefore, it is not impossible to change the rules at this time.

"This shredded yam should be dipped in water when eating, otherwise it will stick easily. Be careful not to burn your mouth with this pumpkin cup." The little eunuch ate it, and Gu Cijiu added the precautions in a low voice.

The emperor only felt that the saliva in his mouth was secreting crazily. Finally, the little eunuch finished eating, no problem. The emperor raised his chopsticks and started eating!

The yam of the shredded yam is oiled and then coated with sugar. When the sugar shell is bitten off, there is a crisp sound of "click". The yam inside is soft and glutinous, and the outside has a unique peppery aroma and strength of fried food. taste.

The outer skin of the soft-fried pork ribs is crispy, but it will not be torn apart after a bite. On the contrary, the gravy after a bite, combined with the salt and pepper on the outside, I really wish I could chew the bones and swallow it.

The bagged tofu looks soft, fat and cute, but it is not a straw bag. It is full of shredded bamboo shoots, shrimps and mushrooms. It also overflows with fresh soup in one bite. It looks like a dish, but it needs to be eaten with a spoon.

The pumpkin steamed egg cup, the emperor saved it until the end, because he thought it was just a steamed egg. The emperor ate a lot of steamed eggs, but who knew that this steamed egg was soft and smooth like never before, and the steamed egg that entered his mouth It seemed to melt instantly, but the taste remained in the mouth densely.

The emperor seems to have tasted the aroma of milk, but also the aroma of crabs?The spoon continued to dig down, digging out large pieces of crab meat and crab roe, accompanied by soft pumpkin and eggs, the aroma of the crab was not suppressed, but became sweeter and more delicious.

After all the dishes were finished, the emperor remembered that he hadn't eaten.

But it's all right, isn't there still soup?You can eat it with soup!

However, a spoonful of eight-treasure rice comes in, sweet but not greasy bean paste and red date paste, soft lotus seeds, fragrant peanuts and melon seeds, and soft glutinous rice as the base for everything...

Put another spoonful of bacon fried rice into it, and the mouth is full of finely chopped bacon, mushrooms, chestnuts, and the perfect fusion of these rice grains wrapped in eggs...

"Hic!" The emperor burped, looking at the empty plates on the table, he was also a little dazed.

The age of the emperor is not too young in this era. Before today, the emperor always followed the way of health preservation when eating, and of course the emperor couldn't eat much anymore.No matter how good the imperial meal is, it's just that few, and I'm already tired of eating it.

That big cup of soup, the emperor thought, why don't you drink it?

Especially looking at the following, the Xianghou father and son all bowed their heads and did not speak, and the emperor also blushed a little, and his old face was a little uncomfortable.But...he felt that he was ashamed anyway, so it seemed that there was no need to hold on any longer, right?

Especially, at this time, Sun Xingde came up and took the soup cup himself, this is to remove the soup!

"Don't! Let go!"

"Your Majesty...you today..." Sun Xingde tried to persuade him.

"It's just two mouthfuls of soup, just for digestion." The emperor said with a straight face that he didn't even believe it.

He is the emperor, so what if he is willful?

"Just now you said it was tofu soup? Tofu... hiss!" The emperor just wanted to ask where is the tofu?Only then did I realize that the hair-like filaments are tofu, "Good knife skills."

After one bite, the soup turned out to be sour - Wensi tofu soup, with bamboo shoots, chicken, shiitake mushrooms, ham and green vegetables, Gu Cijiu changed the bamboo shoots to sour bamboo shoots, and now he really uses them.The emperor, who was a little bloated after eating, only felt extremely comfortable.So he took one mouthful after another, and he let out a satisfied breath when the bowl was clean.

The emperor patted his stomach on the top, closed his eyes and thought about it, and the Marquis Xiang poked Gu Cijiu below.

His eyes are hot. He didn't eat a bite of the food his son made.

Of course, Gu Cijiu couldn't help laughing with his father.

"Xiao Jiu, did you research this food for three years?" the emperor asked with his eyes closed.

"No, I learned from others."

"Oh?" The emperor opened his eyes, obviously very interested in this matter.After all, if Gu Cijiu is the only one who can cook this meal, then he...he can only go to Xianghou's mansion often to eat.After all, this child is his favorite nephew in the next life, it is impossible to bring him into the palace to be a cook, otherwise the child will be finished for the rest of his life.But if it's someone else, it's all right.

"In another six or seven months, a cook named Gao Yi will come to Beijing to open a restaurant. The name of the restaurant is Daoxiang Village. I learned from him."

When the emperor heard about Gaoyi and Daoxiang Village, he immediately felt familiar. Just now Gu Cijiu mentioned that someone poisoned Daoxiang Village, and the incidents written by Duan Shaobo later also happened.There is even more than one thing about Daoxiang Village.

The emperor glanced at the piece of paper, and said to Gu Cijiu: "Xiao Jiu, you go shopping with me, I am very interested in how you have learned such a good cooking skill."

The emperor urgently needs a walk to digest food!

"Yes."

Gu Cijiu took the emperor by his arm and went towards the imperial garden.Xianghou thought for a while, but still worried about his son, he followed behind.

Gu Cijiu talked with the emperor all the way, thank you for the original plot, these are the things that Gao Yi will encounter in the future.

At the beginning, the emperor still had a three-pointed mind to verify, but later he devoted himself to the "stories" that Gu Cijiu had personally experienced.The people Gu Cijiu talked about included high-ranking officials and rich people, as well as people in the market, good and evil, beautiful and ugly.The emperor is aloof, but he hasn't heard such down-to-earth things for a long time.

Walking to a gazebo, the emperor glanced behind him, but the Marquis Xiang didn't follow, and Sun Xingde also told the eunuchs and maids to disperse far away.

"I...do I have a crown prince?"

Gu Cijiu shook his head: "No."

"That's the end of this matter, don't tell anyone anymore."

"Follow the order! Your Majesty..."

"how?"

"I beg, please Your Majesty to grant me a marriage..."

"Xiao Jiu, although Shaobo and you were friends in need, when you met, he was already married. Although he was a man, no one knew at that time, right? As a married man , but entangled with you endlessly, is an immoral person."

"Your Majesty, he didn't cross the line with me at all at that time."

"Hiding you, a man... a male ghost, in your boudoir, isn't that considered crossing the line?"

"Your Majesty, that idiot is not what he wants to marry. Besides...he has never been married to that idiot."

The emperor frowned: "They've all been married, so don't care if you're a fool or a cripple, you should abide by women's morals. How can there be any reason to dislike your husband?"

"..."

"You silly boy, you are still angry with me? Why do you think the king of my country is talking about these things with you?"

"It's because Your Majesty dotes on me... treats me like a nephew and thinks of me."

"It's good to know!" The emperor glanced at Gu Cijiu, "You silly boy, Duan Shaobo is a big-hearted person, if you two really make things happen, I'm really worried that you will be eaten by others go."

"It's okay, I must eat him first." Gu Cijiu lowered his head and muttered.

"..." The emperor pondered for a while before he understood what Gu Cijiu meant, "You bastard! How dare you talk dirty to me!? Get lost! Tell your father to come up!"

He directly kicked Gu Cijiu down, although his behavior was irritable, but he had a smile on his face when he encountered something strange - it was the first time in his life that someone spoke yellow to him, Before today, his son didn't dare to talk to him like that.Still, it's kind of interesting.

The son was kicked down, and the father came up.

"Your Majesty, minister..." Gulu~ Gulu Gulu~

Xianghou's words were interrupted by the sound of his own five internal organs temple beating drums.

I was a little proud just now, but I thought that every day in the future Xianghou would be able to eat the emperor with Xiaojiu's craftsmanship: "..."

I just felt ashamed, but thinking of Xianghou who will be able to eat his son's handicrafts often from now on: "..."

"Zipao... I will often visit your house as a guest in the future."

"The minister is naturally welcome."

"That's good." The emperor smiled, and his expression became solemn again, "Zipao, Xiao Jiu, this child must be that Duan Shaobo. After all, you are his biological father, what do you think?"

"Chen... I think it's better to follow his will."

"You can't just say that just to hug your grandson."

"Hold a grandson?" Xianghou was taken aback, "Your Majesty, Xiao Jiu should... be the one above?"

"He's a Shuang'er, and he's still stupid, but Duan Shaobo is extremely shrewd. If he fools this silly boy with some tricks, then he doesn't know what's going on."

Gu Cijiu, who heard it clearly from the beginning to the end, felt helpless. What did he do to make others think he was stupid?Obviously he was the one who coaxed the little junior into a daze, okay? !

_(:з」∠)_Of course, he doesn’t dare to say that at this stage.

"This is also..."

"So, I have a prescription here, which was originally intended for Shuang'er, but today I will follow the order of bestowing marriage and give it to Duke Jingyuan's house."

The emperor really didn't treat Marquis Xiang as an outsider, and told him everything.

This so-called prescription is not only available in the palace, but also in the aristocratic families outside. After Shuang'er took it, she became incompetent.After all, although Shuang'er is mostly used as a woman now, in fact, they are fertile with women, even with other Shuang'er.

So in order to prevent the mess inside, the big family will give Shuang'er medicine.If there are more cruel methods, they will directly remove Shuang'er - if Shuang'er is the main wife, of course this will not be the case, but it is not necessarily the case for other concubines.

"No!" Gu Cijiu, who was standing under the gazebo, suddenly shouted, "If you give Shaobo medicine, then I'll make medicine for myself!"

"Nonsense!" Xianghou turned around and scolded.

Gu Cijiu looked aggrieved, staring at his father and the emperor.

"Come up, come up, how can he make a fuss outside about this matter." The emperor sighed and recruited Gu Cijiu, "You silly boy, we are all for your own good."

"I want to marry him and let him live a good life and be happy. I didn't marry him to suffer."

Emperor: "How do you know that he is suffering after taking the medicine?"

"There should be something between a husband and wife, but you can't even experience the most basic fun, so why not suffer?"

"..." This is another question that the emperor has never thought about, not just the emperor, most men in this era would not think about this question.

Yes, impotence is a humiliating situation, but it's all about a man's personal ego.Modern women can use this reason to divorce men, and ancient women want to use this reason to divorce men?A man's embarrassment is his embarrassment, and the dirty water of flamboyance and shameless lewdness is about to be poured on it.

Conversely, once a woman cannot make a man happy, then if she is a big wife, she should give her husband a concubine.If it's a concubine... then she's just a toy, why keep a useless toy?

Women have no sexual power in this era, and Shuang'er, whose status is lower than women, is of course the same.

Therefore, both the emperor and Marquis Xiang felt that it was reasonable to give Shuang'er medicine, or directly abolish Shuang'er.Isn't Duan Shaobo Shuang'er?If he wants to marry Gu Cijiu, he can only marry as a twin, that's not what he has to be.

"You idiot! If you treat him with all your heart and soul like this, you will suffer a lot in the future!" Xianghou also ignored the fact that the emperor hadn't spoken yet, and pointed at Gu Cijiu's nose and yelled at him.

"Father, then why did you treat my mother so heartily?"

"Can it be the same?! Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing hearts!"

"I've been with Shaobo for three years. If it wasn't for him, your son would be dead by now!"

"What nonsense! If I repay my kindness, I can give him glory and wealth! But I don't take my son into it!"

"Shaobo also knows, but he doesn't want glory and wealth, he wants me."

"I...I'll kill you idiot!" Xianghou couldn't say anymore, he wanted to find a weapon but couldn't find it, so he picked two of them from his belt, and finally remembered that this was in front of the king, the eldest son, the clothes Hitting his son indiscriminately is not enough, he can only raise his one arm, intending to slap the restless son to death.

Of course Gu Cijiu couldn't just stand and let him fight, the moment Xianghou raised his arm, he started to run.So the father and son started playing hide and seek around the emperor.

"Okay!" The emperor was dizzy by the two people, and roared angrily. Both father and son were honest, and stood in front of the emperor with their heads lowered and their hands down—the Marquis Xiang kicked his son quietly when he saw that his son was not running away. After glaring at him, he stood up obediently again.

The emperor thought that this was indeed the father and mother: "You are already like this, it seems impossible not to let you marry..."

"Thank you, sir! Long live, long live, long live!" Gu Cijiu happily knelt down.

The author has something to say:

Gu Cijiu: ┗|｀O′|┛I will be a groom again tomorrow!Junior brother!I'm here to satisfy you!

Duan Shaobo; ┗(▔,▔)┛ It's time to let the senior brother know that the wedding night is not the same as the wedding night.