Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

In Thomas Village, one of the novice villages in "Bokaman Continent", a fat man walked out from the birthplace of the novice. There are many differences between "Bokaman Continent" and ordinary games. The novice birth point is the original difference, because it is not inside the novice village, but on the small road outside the novice village.

And this Xinshou Village...is really big, it is already equivalent to a small town, it has a complete wooden city wall, and there are soldiers standing guard at the gate.

When the players came out, there happened to be a little boy driving a flock of sheep by.Immediately, a player shouted "Kill the monster!" and punched the sheep's head with a fist. When the other players saw it, dozens of people immediately followed. The little boy didn't realize what happened, and the sheep were all fell to the ground.

"Haha, cool!" The leader just shouted, and he and the people around him turned into a piece of white light and disappeared.

The soldiers on guard launched an attack, and when a rain of arrows rained down, the players were all finished.

But the little boy still sat down on the ground and cried loudly: "My sheep!"

"Damn it!" The players who reacted a step too late, or were far away were all terrified.The death penalty in this game is not light, no matter how many levels you die, you will drop five levels once, until the blank board, and when you die, you will randomly drop a non-binding item on your body, and what is even more terrifying is that you cannot log in for six hours once you die.

In six hours, others would have rushed to the sky long ago.

But thanks to these idiots, they are the pioneers of all players, telling everyone with their lives that killing monsters depends on the situation.

The problem is, there is no novice guide in this game, and there is no quest NPC with a golden exclamation mark on his head.Some people tentatively wanted to enter the village, but the guards of at least [-] players did not stop them just now. With a whimper, more than half of them entered the village.

The other group of people were more courageous. They didn't enter the village, but went to the small woods in the opposite direction of the village. After all, the general game settings, if there are no monsters near the village, they are in the small woods.

These players who entered the grove included a conspicuous yet inconspicuous big fat man—most people in this kind of game figured out how handsome, beautiful, and how they came from.But there are also a small number of unconventional ones, how to pinch them.The fat man didn't have a triangular head, so he just skipped it at a glance.

The grove looks quite small, but when you walk in, it turns out to be deeper and darker.Fatty didn't know when his shadow disappeared, the sound of leaves rubbing against each other sounded, the players turned their heads, screams sounded, and countless white lights lit up...

Gu Cijiu plucked his ears, there was a girl's screams that could concretize the word "ear-sharp", and he had such a burst of tinnitus in his ears.

Duan Shaobo [Brother, the novice monster on my side is a square slime with special acid properties, which is easy to deal with. Let's see who gets to Baiyu Town first? 】

The low-level monsters on the outskirts of Novice Village are elemental monster projections, they look like various types of slimes, but don't look at what Duan Shaobo said so easily, even if these guys are just projections, they are much more fierce than slimes up.The square slime on Duan Shaobo's side is 1.5 meters long, wide and high, like a large transparent glass cube.

But its acid can corrode a stone of the same volume into liquid within half a minute.

When Duan Shaobo was talking, he jumped back, →_→ he knocked down the bulkhead of the game cabin, but fortunately the game judged that he successfully avoided the acid.Falling to the ground, Duan Shaobo stabbed out the shou (shou) branch (bing) like a spear. The shou branch was quickly decomposed by the slime, but the speed at which Duan Shaobo thrust out the branch was still the same. Let it successfully smash a "stain" the size of a baby's fist in the slime's body, which is the core of the slime.

With a crash, the slime turned from a dangerous acid creature into a puddle of liquid, and nothing was lost... except for a few balls of light that flew out of the slime's body and merged into Duan Shaobo's body , allowing him to successfully upgrade to level 2.The blood volume that was reduced due to acid splashing on the hands has also been restored to the best.

System [(⊙x⊙;) This...is definitely not a novice, right? 】

Gu Cijiu [I just found the monster, is it cute? 】

The novice monster Gu Cijiu found was also a slime, and it was a slime with wings, so it looked like a toy made out of balloons at a child's birthday party.However, these guys were wiped out by a group of players just now without seeing them clearly.

"Huh?" Gu Cijiu's eyes suddenly went dark, and before he suspected that there was something wrong with the helmet, a prompt sounded in his ear: "Blinding with negative effects".

Gu Cijiu [The elemental monster on my side is probably of the dark type, and the eyes are completely black. 】

Black is black, but the sound of the game system is still very clear. Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo used the same weapon—a branch, but he used it like he was holding a baseball bat, and swung it one after another!Amidst the rhythmic beating sound of bang bang bang, Gu Cijiu's body lit up, he was upgraded, and all the negative effects were cleared.

System【_(:з」∠)_ host, I don’t think you seem like a novice monster. 】

It seems that dealing with these small things is easier than dealing with wild monsters, but in the case of blindness, how many people in modern society can hear their voices and distinguish their positions?

Gu Cijiu laughed [it should be influenced by Su Gu, he is wrinkling us.However, the original plot also said that some monsters in Xinshou Village are extremely powerful, which means that there is a hidden plot in this Xinshou Village, so this is good for us.By the way, the system, broadcast a live broadcast for the two of us. 】

System [(o°ω°o) Huh?OK!Understood!This will hit the son of luck even more! 】

Gu Cijiu【→_→Who cares about him?I just want to prove to the world that such a wonderful cabbage has already made me arch!I have been holding back for a long time! 】The world in front of him can make him express well (who is the hot guy who keeps hanging on the kitten?), this world can finally make him feel comfortable!

Duan Shaobo shook his hands, almost letting the tentacles wriggling out of the acid slime catch him, but there was a sweet smile on his face.

The system [...] is as if you have really held back... I really want to ask if there is any way to pretend that I don't know my host?Waiting online, it is extremely urgent!

The four-hour game ended, and Su Gu left the game cabin.Now "Bokaman Continent" is still in the holographic simulation stage that requires a lot of equipment. Even if there is a high stool in the game cabin to sit on, but after four hours, I have been holding the induction joystick and constantly waving it. Constantly stepping left and right is tiring enough.

But Su Gu thinks that he has persisted for a long time, and he must be at the forefront of upgrading!Because he knows better than anyone how to level up, and he also knows who to go to take the task first than anyone else.

The guard at the gate?blacksmith?Tavernkeeper?village head?beggar?Neither is right.Although each novice village is different, in the initial stage, the NPC in the farmland received the most rewards. However, this kind of NPC is basically a background in other games.He ran along the wall at the beginning, found a farmland where people were working, and ran along the ridge to ask for tasks.

He's been catching bugs, watering the fields, and plowing.It's boring, but he's getting lots of fruit and veggies for free - people in this game need to eat!He's about to reach level five, and then he can go to the hunter in this village, buy the cheapest wooden bow, and go hunting slimes.

When he returned to the city just now, he saw that the slimes in this city were all the most common kind. Although there were a lot of them, they might be crushed to death if they were surrounded, but they were easy to deal with.

After eating a pack of instant noodles with eggs, and washing his face with hot water, Su Gu saw that the world was earlier than his scheduled break time, and went to the game forum.

Among the first three popular posts, the first one is "Surprised! The master who hunted and killed slimes!".Su Gu let out a heck and passed by.

The second most popular "Is there something wrong with Collision Company? The head was touched!" Su Gu clicked in, and there was a line inside and scolded the production team for being idiots. They don't even have novice weapons. Players enter in civilian clothes. The death penalty is ridiculously high now. Even if the world is based on reality, it is not so real. Isn't this dissuading?

Su Gu looked at these people's comments: You are idiots, this is a game where two worlds are merged, there is no limit to resurrection, if a person dies more than a certain number of times in a short period of time, then he is really dead.And if you retreat, you will retreat, and you will all have to roll back before long.

The third is "Collision refund!" There are quite a few people queuing up to ask for a refund.

Su Gu scolded the idiot again, but looking at the other posts, they were basically similar to the second and third posts, but there was still time, so he went to the first one.It turned out that the first one was a video. After clicking on it, Su Gu was stunned.

This fucking one-on-one acid slime with a twig? ! P's, right?Definitely P's, right?Before this square-headed and square-brained slime was reincarnated, people over level 50 came to fight, and some of them were accidentally killed.

The people behind had the same reaction as him, but someone gave the link to the live broadcast room, Su Gu clicked on it, and followed the link to watch it.

With swift and quick movements, he avoided all the acid spray and tentacles stretched out, and just broke off the branches of the other branches with a quick and violent blow!

"Crack!" The slime dispersed like a ball of water, and the ball of light entered the attacker's body.

[Fuck!God!Seeking band! ]

[Dude, are you a special police officer? ]

[Could it be that the skill has been found? ]

[Dude!Let's have a secret chat!I bought the task triggered by your skill. ]

[Brother~~You are awesome~~Can you take me to level up~~]

The screen was filled with all kinds of dog-licking speeches, and what made Su Gu even more frightened was that this guy named Shoushou Xiaojun had already reached level [-]!Um?Wait...why does this name sound so familiar?

Su Gu panicked suddenly, his face was still extremely indifferent like his personality, but his brain had actually turned pale from panic.A few minutes later, he remembered that this live broadcast was bound to the micro-network, and sure enough, he pulled it down, and the link of the micro-network account was below, and Su Gu clicked on it directly...

"Bang!" The mouse was caught by the arm and fell to the ground, Su Gu with an indifferent face shivered!

It's not the fat man, it's the thin man!No, now he is not thin.

Su Gu gritted his teeth and picked up the mouse, and pulled down the message that was automatically sent to the micro-network after the live broadcast was started. The comments below were already in chaos.The one with the most likes was asking him if he was entrusted by the collision company, the second most was asking him to buy quest clues, and the third most was scolding him.

Where is the fat man?Fatty should have entered the game with him.

Su Gu followed Fatty secretly, and then turned directly from his own attention, and then saw a micro-network message that Fatty put on the top: Of course @炒炒的小师兄 and I don't need to use two live broadcast rooms.

What's the meaning? !

Duan Shaobo started to walk back, the hunger and thirst of his character had dropped below 50.00%, and it turned yellow.

Halfway on the way, Duan Shaobo saw a fat figure running towards him - he was not sure about the distance, after all, the reality of the characters in this game is not so high now, and the people are far away , can't be sure, but when people get closer...

"Big Brother!"

"Little Junior Brother!"

People watching the live broadcast:  …

[Nimma, my teeth are so sore! ]

[Goosebumps all over my body! ]

[gay……]

[Brother, brother!I look much better than that fat man, fair and beautiful!Good job! ]

[Hehe, do you have a fat man with big breasts? ]

[This fat man is not from this Novice Village, is he? ]

[Fuck!Level [-]!Great God! ]

[Is this coming? !I believe in love again.Although it is fat man's love. ]

[How did Fatty know that Junior Brother is here? ! ]

[The inside story, the inside story! ]

[These two are the ones who collided! ]

[Go to hell! ! ]

"You can drive a horse-drawn carriage at the [-]th level, thank you. As for how I found the little junior brother, we live together, and the game cabin is placed together, so it's strange that I can't find him." Gu Cijiu always wanted to hug the little junior brother's shoulders, but While talking for a while, he failed two or three times, "Fuck, the reminder is missing items, and the team needs items?! You can ride a carriage at level [-], and you can't hug your shoulders. That's enough. The transaction is no problem, little brother , You haven’t eaten, right?”

Gu Cijiu was knowingly "angry". This game does require the item "Captain's Proof" to form a team. There is a certain chance of getting it from elite monsters or small bosses around level [-].

Gu Cijiu handed over bread, apples and water in groups.

"Brother, your speed is too fast." Duan Shaobo manipulated the characters to eat.

"I'm not fast at all, I'm very persistent, don't let people misunderstand."

Duan Shaobo manipulated the character to throw the apple core over, and Gu Cijiu laughed and dodged it.

"In reality, we are already eating lunch, right? I'll cook today." The character's hunger and thirst value rose to 90.00%, and Duan Shaobo stopped eating.

"..." Gu Cijiu is handicapped, but Duan Shaobo is a kitchen killer. He cooks...he has to be prepared for some unforeseen horrors to happen, but Gu Cijiu still asked cheerfully. , "What to eat?"

"Let's make instant noodles, add eggs and intestines, and wash a cucumber for each person."

"Are you going to lose weight again like this?"

"Ah... physical relationship."

"You go to make instant noodles. I remember there is still half-cooked trough meat in the refrigerator. I'll take out the elbows and eat them at night?"

"Okay, let's go back to the village then."

This game is offline outside, if you encounter a monster, you will die, if you don't encounter a monster, the attributes of the characters will also be lost.You can only go back to live in the tavern or hotel in the village.

"No, I have a small tent here, let's set it up on both sides of the road."

"Brother, where did you get all this?"

Everyone: We also want to know! ! !

"I'll talk about it when I get back, let's go eat first."

"You're too bad~" Duan Shaobo laughed, so with his sexy face that is [-]% similar to the real appearance of this world, he said innocently, "About my 'skill', after eating I'll let everyone know when I get back."

Everyone: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I believe your evil! You two will have no friends like this!

However, the geese and the others had already set up a small tent, and the characters went offline after entering the small tent.

Shaping the audience of the live broadcast - for those viewers who are deeply hostile in this world, doing so is good for them and can cultivate their morality - Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo have no guilt, but joined hands in a happy mood. lunch.

Gu Cijiu processed the four big elbows and put them in the pressure cooker, steamed the slotted meat that was made yesterday, and when he turned his head, he saw Duan Shaobo still counting down the instant noodles with a serious face.

Duan Shaobo is wearing the short-sleeved T-shirt of Gu Cijiu's original owner. It may have been a little elastic when he first bought it, but now it looks like a T-shirt with a large pocket. The front is a completely out-of-shape and faded beige shirt. Mouse, he is wearing a pair of sweatpants that he bought online a few days ago.So, now Duan Shaobo looks like he's spending the night at his boyfriend's house, wearing his boyfriend's oversized pajamas... as if he's a kid.

Although this metaphor is very correct in fact, if you have to pick a thorn, it is that Duan Shaobo should be said to be a great subject in terms of his figure, especially the prominent pectoralis major muscles?Forced?sexual feelings?

"Gudu" Gu Cijiu swallowed his excessively secreted saliva, and Duan Shaobo, who happened to lift the lid of the instant noodles, smiled at him outside, his sexy lips pursed, and Gu Cijiu swallowed another mouthful of saliva.

Gu Cijiu went over and put his arms around Duan Shaobo's waist from behind, and Duan Shaobo felt Gu Cijiu's enthusiasm in an instant - Gu Cijiu was wearing the same old clothes, and he was so fat that Duan Shaobo couldn't see it at all. It doesn't come out that his capital has swelled or not.

"Want it?" Duan Shaobo raised his hand and rubbed Gu Cijiu's head.

"Ah."

"Finish?"

"Ok!"

Therefore, "Bokaman Continent" opened at 06:30 in the morning. The two of them played all morning, and they went offline at [-]:[-]. When they came back, it was already [-]:[-].Originally, there were nearly [-] people in the live broadcast room, but now there are only two or three kittens left.But after discovering that Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were online, the number of viewers skyrocketed!

Because this game is too difficult to upgrade, even though Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo have gone offline, as far as is known at this stage, Gu Cijiu's level [-] and Duan Shaobo's level [-] are still the highest. If they go down, there are some eleventh and second-level people.

Although everyone can go to fight monsters, the experience given by the novice monsters in different novice villages is also different.For example, the acid cube slime on Gu Cijiu's side gives super high experience, because although they still have the "business card" of ordinary monsters on their heads, anyone with long eyes knows that they can catch up with it It's the difficulty of a small boss.

A group of people can pile up an acid cube slime to death, but now, although everyone has nothing, they have lost level [-] and cannot go online for six hours... This obviously does not match the income and output.

"I'm sorry, I enjoyed a little bit of the good life, so I came up late." The two small tents were put away, and the chubby Gu Cijiu stretched out with a contented expression.

[I really want to kill this fat man]

[Add me one. ]

[+2]

[+3]

[+10086]

"Let me tell you first, I'm from Toma Village. Toma Village walked towards the woods for about an hour and a half. You can see a hill. There is a BOSS in the cave at the bottom of the mountain. You can fight monsters on the way back and forth, plus experience with the BOSS." , enough to rise to level [-]. And the mobs in Thomas Village are all bat dark slimes. After they die, they will drop a material called Shadow Ash, and the boss will drop Shadow Crystal. Go to the blacksmith shop, these things It can be exchanged for a lot of money. With this money, it is enough to take a carriage and buy the simplest necessities."

"But be warned, mobs can blind, and they act in groups."

[blow!Watch you blow! ]

[I'm from Toma Village, I died before entering the forest! ]

[You can blind, you can’t even see, so how did you kill the monster? ! ]

Gu Cijiu didn't care what those people said. He made a gesture of invitation to Duan Shaobo. He came to the live broadcast to show his affection. Giving them advice is already the greatest kindness.Duan Shaobo's character is always on the side, and the game cabin can directly scan the real expression of the player onto the game character, so now it seems that his game character is lazy, like a cat who just woke up... half asleep of.

Some of the girls watching the live broadcast, and a few men, never listened to Gu Cijiu's advice, and just looked at Duan Shaobo in a daze.

"I didn't get the skills. I killed slimes by relying on my own ability."

[Believe in you to be a ghost! ]

[Okay, report it. ]

[What a broken game!He also said that there is absolutely no cheating, and he cheated at the beginning. ]

[Little Junior Brother, we believe in you! ]

[Little brother, you are amazing~~]

In fact, in the real barrage, many people yelled and cursed, and many people thought that the junior was hired by Gu Cijiu, and started asking prices with all kinds of foul language. However, the network management in the live broadcast room is a system, how can the system let these How about posting nonsense remarks?

System: o(^｀)o Mortals, I don’t need your thanks for saving my life.