Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Cijiu raised his arm and scratched Duan Shaobo's nose: "What's the matter? They came to help this morning and even sent things. Do you feel sorry?"

"Didn't the eldest brother also say it? It's good to have a back and forth."

"Hahahaha! Good! Then let's set up a banquet, don't make it complicated, then let's have a whole pig feast."

"It's complicated, isn't it?"

"No, it's really not complicated. I'm a chef, and I know it. Besides, I know that my junior will repay me well. Right?"

"Then... how do you want me to repay you, senior brother?"

Gu Cijiu leaned over and whispered in Duan Shaobo's ear.Even though the two have been together for five worlds, this is the sixth one, what he said still made Duan Shaobo blush.

"How?" After finishing speaking, Gu Cijiu asked with bright eyes.

"But..." As soon as Duan Shaobo finished his answer, Gu Cijiu pounced on him and scratched him endlessly.

They were laughing, and Qu Yingran lay there and let out a long sigh... No, he just spit out a bubble of saliva - originally thought that only those in high positions and in control of wealth could be fascinated by desires, but it turned out that, This ordinary person who lives in a remote place and is busy with three meals has already had these fights.It's just a small profit, a vegetable and half an egg...

Duan Shaobo's cry suddenly interrupted Qu Yingran's thoughts: "Oh! Oh! It's pulled again! Fortunately, there is straw paper under my head."

"Yeah, luckily, mats don't wash well."

"Oh, he's still covering his face with his little hands, is he shy?"

"I'm still young, I don't know what it means to be ashamed. Does this make my poop smell so bad? Come on, smell it~~"

"Eldest brother! Don't rub him with dirty toilet paper!"

Qu Yingran: ?o(TωT)o? Life has nothing to love

The two decided to have a banquet, but now is not the time.After all, it takes a while to eat once, but during the busy farming season, how can people have free time.Could it be that the black lamp is blind and come to eat again?After a tiring day, who has an appetite.What's more, when the lights are dark at night, only torches can illuminate them. If an old man stumbles on the way back after eating and drinking, it will be a good thing and a bad thing.

Therefore, we have to wait until after the busy farming season, when everyone is free to talk about it.

However, if you don't do it, you don't mean you don't say it.Gu Cijiu went to the village chief when he got off the ground that day, saying that they had troubled the villagers a lot by settling here, and hoped to hold a banquet to entertain everyone and get to know everyone by the way.

"...Even if you have some savings, you need money for food, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, everything. It's not good to just go out and not go in." The village chief almost pointed his nose and said that the two of them are prodigal sons.

"The village chief can rest assured that we understand the truth. Therefore, when the banquet is held, I also ask the village chief to let the villagers help a little. After all, it is only the two of us, so we are afraid that the hospitality will not be good."

"That's all, I will bring people to help you." After all, this is not a child of the Sun family, and his real background may be extremely prominent, so the village chief can't scold him, so he can only nod.

After that, let's ignore what the people in the village said behind their backs for the time being. When they saw them directly, they smiled more kindly.At the same time, the wheat seedlings and rice seedlings raised by the two are growing well-the two of them came to experience the fun of rural life, not to be real farmers, so when raising seedlings, they naturally used monk methods.

The matter of Aunt Six is ​​also good, that is, although many aunts in the village still think they are lazy, they will take care of them a little bit more, and the two sides will get close after going back and forth, especially Duan Shaobo, that is really embarrassing People like it (Gu Cijiu: My guy!) That's why some people directly ask them why they don't plant seeds.At this time, the two of them took out these seedlings and said, "We don't sow seeds, we plant seedlings."

The seedlings that were originally bred grow faster and stronger than the seedlings that were planted directly in the field. These seedlings are almost not in the same season as the seedlings growing in the field now!

"Planting, transplanting rice seedlings?!" "Is there such a saying?" "Is... can you live?" "Young students, who told you this method, don't let them be fooled."

Duan Shaobo replied warmly: "Let the aunts worry about it, this is the way of growing food in our hometown, and it can be grown alive. Moreover, this kind of seed has been selected once, and the seedlings have been selected again. The weak, crippled The crops that have been planted have been pinched, but the crops that have been planted are stronger."

"Yo?!" "Really?!" "Young students, can you show us when you are planting seedlings?" "What kind of seedlings? That's called transplanting!"

The two naturally agreed, and when planting rice seedlings, not only the aunts but also some uncles came.Some people saw it from the beginning to the end, while others left after just two glances.Then, their land has never been less crowded.

Someone always comes to see and compare the seedlings on both sides.

Another incident happened during this time, that is, Aunt Six's eldest son, Sun Youfu, quietly ran into the paddy field of their house and secretly released the water.There are several gaps in the paddy fields, where water enters and where water is released. After all, although rice likes water, if there is too much water, it will drown.When the rice is mature and the water is clean, it will be easy to harvest.

Unexpectedly, there was a man named Sun Erzhuang who had been staring at Gu Cijiu's field all the time.Sun Erzhuang is the best cropper in Shangshan Village. His family's fields are at least [-]% more than those of other families in good years, and at least [-]% more in bad years.The reason why it is so good is because he can ponder.

Others followed the methods handed down by the elders, watering, weeding, and fertilizing. It cannot be said that their efforts were less, but it was still a bit careless.Sun Erzhuang is very meticulous. The amount of fertilization and watering is different for each plot of his family's land, and he even pays attention to the time of sowing.

So Sun Erzhuang was most interested in the new farming method, and he was more interested than Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, and he was short of building a shack to live on top of their land.

Why don't Sun Youfu just let Sun Erzhuang see it!However, in the dark, Sun Erzhuang didn't see who it was at first, nor did he know what Sun Youfu was doing, until he heard the sound of splashing water, Sun Erzhuang yelled, picked up a stone and threw it out Leo: "Where did the bastard come from?!!!"

It is true that Sun Youfu lost his father since he was a child, and Aunt Six raised the two brothers alone, but the people in the village treated them very kindly. Even their family's land was owned by a family with more males in the village, and they took turns to manage it.After planting the land, they don't want their rice grains, it's all for nothing.When the government collects taxes, because it is a widow's family, it also charges less tax than other families.

In recent years, they have grown older, and the villagers felt that they should be allowed to farm by themselves, so Aunt Six ran to the village head's house and cried, saying that the widow's family hadn't paid for it.Some villagers don't care about face, so they still go to help. They don't care so much about tending the land when they were young, but they still don't work and let people support them for nothing.

So don't look at Sun Erzhuang who is more than ten years older than Sun Youfu, but if you really do it, Sun Youfu is definitely not Sun Erzhuang's opponent.

Therefore, although Sun Youfu asked Sun Erzhuang to throw a stone on the back of his head, even though the stone was not too big, it still caused him pain, but Sun Youfu didn't dare to turn his head back, and immediately stood up and ran towards the village.

"There are thieves!!!" Sun Erzhuang yelled, and ran to block the gap in the paddy field before chasing him.Although he was a step slower, his legs and feet were only faster than Sun Youfu's, and his voice was even brighter.

The villagers heard the movement, and the old and young men grabbed hoes, benches, poles, and kitchen knives and came out of the house.The chickens, ducks and dogs in the farmer's yard barked loudly, and the farmhouse mountain village, which should have been quiet due to the nightfall, suddenly became lively.

"Got it! Got it!"

"Hit! Hit to death!"

"If you dare to run away, let's go to the mountain village to steal things! Who will give you the burden!"

The villagers in Shangshan have good manners and do not bully their students. This does not mean that the folkways are not tough. On the contrary, the toughness of the folkways is also an important condition for the harmony and prosperity of this village.

"Ouch! Ouch! I am... ah! Don't hit me! I am Sun Youfu! I am Sun Youfu!"

He yelled several times, but the village chief didn't hear him right, so the villagers stopped after he yelled to stop.Then the village head looked down, and it was really Sun Youfu: "What's going on? Did you miss the thief and beat yourself up?!"

"No way..." The villagers were also taken aback, especially the first few who did it.

"I came out when someone shouted, and then I saw him..."

"Where is the one who shouted?"

"Here!" Sun Erzhuang finally came over, "I, I saw a man squatting in the Gu family's water field, and let the water in the field be drained!"

"This vicious..." "This year's heat is so fast and so hot, if he drains the water, won't most of the seedlings die tomorrow?"

Of course, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo came out to catch the thieves with their hands. At this time, they stood on the periphery of the crowd, pretending to be interested together, and looked inside with their feet on their feet.

"Blessed, why do you do such a thing?"

Sun Youfu covered his head and hummed on the ground. He had never suffered such a big loss in his life: "Who made them bully my mother!"

"What's wrong with Aunt Six?" "You forgot? A few days ago..."

"That thing, but I didn't do anything wrong." "Yes, how could I borrow a cow or a mule at that time?"

"Also, Aunt Six... I'm afraid I'm going to make a fuss for the animals if I borrow it away."

"Maybe you just don't return it?" "Isn't it?" "Didn't you borrow anything from your house?"

"But those are small things, a bowl and a half plate." "That's your luck, you even borrowed a chicken from my house."

"Compared to cows and mules, they are still small things, so it's not worth it." "It's not like they won't return them, but anyway, they don't treat their animals well." "That's..."

"Don't say that, it's the elders after all." "Look, you also said that you can't say it, and you didn't say that I was wrong, so everyone knows how Aunt Six is ​​doing."

From the last time Aunt Six ran to Gu Cijiu's house to make a fuss, you can see another upright place in Shangshan Village - not bullying people with foreign surnames.

The ancient world was like this, don't think that living in a village is one of your own.Old people bully newcomers, same surnames bully foreign surnames, main branches bully forked ones.But at this time, people are not used to calling it bullying, but calling it a distinction between inside and outside, distinguishing between top and bottom, and having rules.

In the feudal society, the imperial power did not go to the countryside, and the same is true in this world of comprehension.Although there is Li Zheng, Li Zheng actually doesn't care about his own affairs in the village. In some places, the village chiefs and patriarchs are comparable to the local emperors, and even the local county magistrates have to bow down when they see it.

When Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were looking for a place to stay, they saw a lot of well-regulated villages, where the villagers were numb and ignorant. The way they treated their own kind with the methods of their ancestors was even more terrifying than the methods of monsters.

It is the same now, even if it is mentioned that Aunt Six is ​​an elder, it just does not say the fault of the elders. No one says that because Aunt Six is ​​an elder, we should protect our own people, and then ask Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo to come out and admit their mistakes.

"Blessed! Blessed—!" Aunt Six pushed away from the crowd at this time, ran out, saved her son, and burst into tears, "Why did you get beaten up like this? Who is bullying you? You?! God! Is there any reason for this? Is it easy for me to survive as a widow with two children?! This is going to kill our family of three!"

"Mom—!!!" Sun Youfu also cried.

If someone who didn't know how these two mothers cried saw it, they would think they had been wronged so much.

"Go! Mother will wait for you to go home!" After crying for a while, Aunt Six pulled her son up and wanted to take her away.

"Sister-in-law six!" the old village head spoke, and the villagers immediately blocked Aunt Six's way.

"What are you going to do! What are you going to do?!" Aunt Six raised her chest and yelled with raised eyebrows. The men blocking the way hurriedly retreated, but a thick woman stepped forward, lowering her voice one by one. He tried to persuade him, but there was not much strength in his arms.

Aunt Six was yelling and scolding, squatting on the ground and rolling around—it was really rolling.But the village head just didn't say anything to tell their mothers to leave. Finally, the sixth aunt finally realized that it was useless, so she sat on the ground sobbing and didn't move.

During the rolling, Aunt Six scolded everyone in the village, but she didn't scold the village chief.It seems that the prestige of the village chief is really high enough.

"Sister-in-law six, you two children can be said to have been raised one by one by the people in the village these years."

"What are you doing with the people in the village! I was the one who pulled my son up!"

The village chief didn't care about her yelling, anyway, her voice was a little hoarse at this time, and she couldn't suppress the village chief's voice: "Your land was planted by the villagers, and your house was repaired by the villagers. The two sons of the family are studying, and Shu Xiu is also from the village to help you, after so many years, this is the result."

"What's the result?! My second child is a scholar! I want to be the No. [-] Scholar in the future!"

"This is also my fault. I have been soft-hearted for almost 20 years. I have raised a lazy man and a rascal. From today onwards, your family will plant your own land! People in my village are not allowed to help!"

"Hey!" "Understood." "Understood."

There were different answers, but the villagers were all happy. In the past, it was because the village chief didn't say anything, and the sixth aunt was used to being rude, but the villagers didn't want to save face, so they would help.

"Today's matter must not go unpunished..."

"What?! Sun Yusheng! He is your own nephew! You have to punish him for the two new little bastards!"

"They dare to bully the two children of the Gu family today! They dare to bully the Liu family tomorrow! The day after tomorrow they will be members of our Sun family!" The village chief shouted back with more confidence, "Open the ancestral hall, and use the family law!"

"Uncle! Uncle! Calm down, old uncle!" Another man in a long gown came out from the crowd. This person was more similar to Aunt Six in appearance. The second son of the sixth aunt, Sun Youwen, said, "Uncle, my brother knew his mistake. He was just a bit straightforward and reckless. When he saw his mother crying and went back that day, he couldn't feel angry. That's why he went out of his way. The two of us When I grow up, I really shouldn't let my uncles and brothers worry about my family's affairs anymore. When I go back today, I must cheer up, manage the family business well, and support my mother."

What he said was quite sweet, and the villagers who were going to open the ancestral hall to get family law also stopped and looked at the village chief.

The village chief also hesitated. After all, the word filial piety was suppressed, and indeed this matter should be reconsidered.Subconsciously, the village chief looked at Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, the troubled customers.

Gu Cijiu received the village chief's gaze, and said, "Aunt Six was crying at my door until it was dark, and then walked home in the dark, but no one came to pick her up. , with disheveled hair, just to avoid a beating. The other stood by the side with his sleeve covering his face for a long time and did not come out. He only came out to say filial piety after opening the ancestral hall. They are really two great filial sons who can set an example for the Son of Man. .”

The villagers are upright, but they are not fools, and how long has Gu Cijiu known this family of three?How long have they known each other?Gu Cijiu said one thing, and they would naturally be able to reverse it immediately.

Aunt Six's family of three has done this kind of thing a lot, but at that time, they didn't show filial piety or unfilial piety.But in most of the process, Sun Youfu jumped out to cause trouble. The sixth aunt cried and said that the orphans and widows were struggling. Basically, the people in the same village could not be embarrassed and would give them concessions. Sun Youwen was the last to appear, pretending to be a good person, saying Say something nice.

"Back when Sun Youfu was fifteen, we said we shouldn't plant land for their family anymore. Isn't it because Sun Youfu came to make trouble first, and then Aunt Six came to cry?"

"In the early years, these two people wanted to study for Shu Xiu... My own children didn't have any money to pay for their education, but I still had to come forward to support them."

"Father, you made me a Trojan horse back then, didn't you just let their family blackmail it like this?"

"Take the family law! Why are you still standing there!" The village head said.

The family law is two wooden sticks, the thickness of a duck's egg, not a white wax pole that trembles when shaken, but hard wood.The two sons of the village chief, the eldest and the second, kicked up and beat up Sun Youfu, who was pinned down by the villagers.Aunt Six and Sun Youwen were dragged by the villagers, crying and howling.

In Shangshan Village, it is rare to open a ancestral hall to beat people, and the boss and the second brother don't have enough experience in beating people, so they don't know the severity, they just know how to beat them, until Sun Youfu screamed like a butcher.After the beating, Mr. Zhao, who is a doctor in the village, gave him a pair of medicines to dispel blood stasis and relieve pain, and threw it in the ancestral hall.They were not given food or drink, and they were released after two days.

Then everyone dispersed.

After returning home, Duan Shaobo asked, "Elder Brother, Sun Youfu deserved what happened today, but most of these people are for the weak. Aunt Six's family is so pitiful, will it make you feel worse?" The villagers are disgusted with us?"

"It's okay." Gu Cijiu pinched the toes of the monster one by one. The children's toes are like small nutmegs one by one, and they feel quite good. Otherwise, the toes in some places are also called "foot beans." Our wheat and rice are growing, and the housewarming party will be ready soon."

"Isn't this a bribe? Is this kind of intimacy gained by profit too hypocritical?"

"Junior brother, why do you think I should be so close to you?" Stop playing with Papaguai's feet, Gu Cijiu raised his hand to touch Duan Shaobo's cheek, down the cheek, and touched his neck. The middle finger and index finger pressed on Duan Shaobo's pulse, and the thumb rubbed against his Adam's apple.

Duan Shaobo was a little itchy from Gu Cijiu, he couldn't help swallowing, his Adam's apple moved accordingly, Duan Shaobo felt that he was itching even more, and he still had a little fever: "Because you and I love each other."

"That's right, because I like you." Gu Cijiu wrapped his other arm around Duan Shaobo's waist, "So I want to touch you, kiss you, and even mess you up... this pair For me, isn't it in the best interest?"

"Eldest brother... child..."

"Why are you shy? Our children should naturally know these worldly truths..."

"Don't... diapers..."

"It's enough to be cushioned. Anyway, he sleeps honestly, and Da Mao is watching..."

"Um……"

The system got a weird indescribable feedback from Tiandao here. He felt that Tiandao still regretted it a little bit, right?The system can only roll its eyes, and go to please the heavens here: big brother, don't worry, you haven't seen too many hosts, in fact, these two in our family are normal, really.

Qu Yingran is like (jiu) a doll who was thrown aside after playing halfway, lying there listening to the various sounds made by the two adopters—_(:з」∠)_The world is not worth it , I want to go back to heaven...

Not long after, the rain fell, and the farmers were naturally still busy with things, but they were not as busy as before.Early in the morning of this day, Gu Cijiu drove the ox cart to the town, and around noon, he dragged a live pig back from the mountain.

This pig is really fat, it looks like it weighs more than 300 catties, and it is still alive, tightly tied up and humming behind the car.Many children ran behind the car. When Gu Cijiu turned his head, they immediately scattered, hiding behind the wall and sticking their heads out, sucking their fingers and looking at the pig.

When he arrived at the village chief's house, Gu Cijiu stopped and knocked on the village chief's door: "Village chief, I will invite the whole village to have a whole pig feast for killing pigs at Weishi. If anyone wants pig blood, please serve it yourself." .”

"The whole pig..." The village chief was taken aback, seeing the big fat pig on the cart behind Gu Cijiu.