Two giants are vying to let me inherit the family business

After stabilizing the steering wheel, Lu Chengyan said with a normal expression: "Xiaobai, don't make trouble, let me go quickly. Uncle is driving, be careful of two lives in one car."

Xu Xiaobai let go of Lu Chengyan, and said, "Uncle Xu, I'm just kidding you, drive hard, be careful of killing two people."

Lu Chengyan frowned, couldn't help raising one leg a little bit, swallowed dryly before saying, "You kid, you're talking nonsense again."

Xu Xiaobai said: "I'm not talking nonsense! We've done everything that night, and you don't even wear a condom, you're unrestrained! Tell me, if I'm really pregnant by then, will you admit it? ?”

Lu Chengyan was helpless, and said: "Yes, when the time comes, I will definitely make three letters and six courtesy, and bring you home in a sedan chair, my Miss Xu!"

Xu Xiaobai clutched his stomach and laughed like crazy. He likes to tease Lu Chengyan, who looks serious on the surface, and whose beauty is talked about the day before yesterday.And he is really handsome, Xu Xiaobai 176 is not short, standing in front of him, he looks like a dwarf.Lu Chengyan is nearly 190, but they all say that the length of a man is inversely proportional to his height.I blame myself for being too drunk that night and not being able to verify it myself.

After putting Xu Xiaobai in the location designated by the crew, Lu Chengyan said, "I'm at the construction site next door, call me if you need anything."

Xu Xiaobai made an OK gesture, turned to look at the tower cranes next door, and spurned rich capitalists like them in his heart.With the blessing of Wutongjing in this remote land, I am afraid that the house price will go up again.

After getting out of the car, Xu Xiaobai was shot in the face by several cameras.This is his first time filming a variety show, so he greeted the camera nervously and said, "Hi..." Thinking about whether he should introduce himself, he said, "My name is Xu Xiaobai, everyone can call me Xiao Bai. Umm... Is it just me? Didn't everyone come?"

At this time, the voice-over reminded: "The sixth private detective agency at the end of the corridor."

Xu Xiaobai let out a sigh, and then remembered that the first episode of their variety show was a kidnapping case.Their mission goal is to successfully rescue the kidnapped teenager, and escape from the monitoring area of ​​the mysterious organization "X" together.

He immediately raised his feet and walked towards the end of the corridor, looking at the surrounding environment while walking.This is a luxurious and retro castle, British style architecture, with a beautiful clock tower.The pointer on the clock tower is in the shape of a rose, which shows that the developer has romantic feelings.

Xu Xiaobai knew that this ancient castle was the bottom merchant of the villa area of ​​Wutong Jingxian Villa, so the suspicion of advertising should not be too obvious.

At this time, Xu Xiaobai walked up to a mysterious man wearing a three-piece plaid suit, collar knot, top hat, brown wooden textured leather shoes, and a walking stick.As soon as the man raised his head, Xu Xiaobai almost burst out laughing, and stepped forward and said, "Brother Zhao? Your outfit... is so wild!"

Zhao Yi's beard was still stuck to his lips, and he had playing cards in his coat pocket, like a clown ready to do magic tricks at any time.If it wasn't for his height, it would be ridiculous to wear this outfit.

Zhao Yi is a former supermodel, with a height of 191, and a high-end face.

Swinging his crutches, he came forward to greet Xu Xiaobai, and said, "Agent Bai, are you here? What are you laughing at, stop laughing, this is my avatar! What is your avatar?"

Xu Xiaobai replied: "Silly sweet, my uncle is the inspector. I just graduated from university and came to him as an intern. I have been in poor health since I was young. It will also cause hypoglycemia and dizziness."

Zhao Yi: ...What kind of messy character design is this.

This kind of person is unflattering and easy to recruit black people.However, during the day, Xu Xiao developed a face that could inspire the flood of motherhood. Others might be tricked, but he might just be a pain in the ass.In short, no one knows how the effect will be until it is broadcast.

Xu Xiaobai tore off the wrapper of a lollipop, and said with a mouthful: "My uncle asked me to report, is he in it?"

Zhao Yi said: "Yes, I just reported to the inspector. When I come back from vacation, I will go to see if the mailbox is full."

Knowing that the inspector was in the office, Xu Xiaobai went to report to the inspector.There is no doubt that the detective is played by Han Zifeng, the number one among them.Detective Han is 24 years old this year, and he has a little bit of strength among a bunch of fresh meat.But he has a natural black physique, and black fans have been bouncing from beginning to end since his debut.

Xu Xiaobai purposely got to know Han Zifeng, in fact, there is nothing particularly wrong with this person, they are all rumors.Some people say that he got his position by climbing the bed of a certain boss, some people say that he was a bully in the neighborhood since he was a child, and some people say that he graduated from junior high school, has no education, is a super university scum and can't read five books.

No matter what, Han Zifeng still staggered and squeezed into the ranks of fourth-tier niche students.

But because there are too many black fans, there have been no works that are too good, and I have been ridiculed by the black fans.I managed to shoot "Seven Steps to Kill" before, and earned enough word of mouth and popularity, but I don't know why it was bombed.

But no matter how vague it is, they still have traffic, fans, works, and stars who endorse, and they are people like Xu Xiaobai who are unnamed and wild.Although he is now reduced to filming online comprehensive shows with their gang of ghosts and snake gods, maybe with Dongfeng, Han Zifeng will get up staggeringly?After all, his sunny and handsome face is very popular in the circle, especially his attitude towards black fans. When he is silly and happy, his little tiger teeth show, it's like winning 500 million.

Just this kind of attitude of having nothing to do and having fun secretly is a clear stream in the entertainment circle.

While walking towards the office, Xu Xiaobai whispered: "I'm going to see my uncle, Han Zifeng later. I'm so nervous! Hmm... I like Han Zifeng very much, I've seen his performance of "Seven Steps to Kill". I feel ...Feel it? Oh, I feel that he is very suitable for playing the killer. His face is really very malleable, and he can seamlessly switch between boys and men."

After speaking, he gave another thumbs up and said, "Great, great!"

Anyway, no matter what, in this team, you have to blow the rainbow fart of the top brother.

Although it's so embarrassing.

Xu Xiaobai knocked on the door, and a voice came from inside: "Come in."

He took a deep breath, opened the door and walked in, and greeted in a low voice: "Uncle, I'm here." Then he looked up and saw a man in a nightgown, barefoot, resting on a big pillow, with his feet on the table, A young playful uncle who watches videos on his mobile phone while drinking a glass of red wine.

Yes, Han Zifeng's character is a very casual detective.

Standing beside him is Zou Shiyang in uniform. Zou Shiyang's identity is the detective's assistant, and he is set up as Han Zifeng's loyal dog who is honest and responsible.

There are a total of four cameras in the room, plus the two cameras that follow Xu Xiaobai, it will almost not fit.Except for the pen-hold shot, everyone stayed outside.

Zou Shiyang said to Han Zifeng very conscientiously: "Inspector, your nephew is here."

When Han Zifeng heard this, he immediately took his feet off the table, straightened his nightgown after sitting upright, looked at Xu Xiaobai, and said, "Wow, my big nephew! I haven't seen you grow up so big in a few years. ? Sit down and let uncle see."

Xu Xiaobai has black lines all over his head, and Han Zifeng is quite good at taking advantage.But the person is set like this, so he sat down and said, "Hi uncle, my mother asked me to say hello to you on her behalf. Hello, how is your health recently?"

Later, Zou Shiyang couldn't hold back his laughter, so the two hit it off as soon as they met?

Han Zifeng couldn't bear it anymore, so he got up and greeted him, and said, "Han Zifeng, hello, hello, I need a character, I'm sorry."

Xu Xiaobai didn't take it to heart, but felt that Han Zifeng was quite approachable, without any celebrity airs, which matched his silly image quite well.So he went up to shake hands with him and said, "Xu Xiaobai, I know it's okay. Sit down, uncle, shall I pour you some wine?" As he spoke, Xu Xiaobai took the wine bottle and poured Han Zifeng a glass of red wine.

Han Zifeng patted Xu Xiaobai's shoulder and said, "Hey, this kid is so filial! Come on, old Zou, this is Xiaobai, my eldest nephew. From now on, you take care of him, take care of... take care of the logistics work My big nephew, who was in poor health since he was a child, fell down after taking two steps, and ran away when the wind blew. As an uncle, I am also worried about my nephew's body and my daughter's life..."

puff……

Zou Shiyang finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.

At this time, Zhao Yi's shout and running footsteps came from outside the door: "It's not good, it's not good! Something serious happened!"

Everyone collectively looked towards the door, Zhao Yi pushed the door open, holding a bloody letter in his hand.

This should be a key prop, and it will trigger the plot.

Han Zifeng knocked on the table and said, "You're flustered, what does it look like? Quickly bring the letter over here and let me see what's going on."

Han Zifeng opened the letter, read it, nodded and said, "Oh, the only son of Qian Wanwan, the richest man in Phoenix City, was kidnapped."

Zou Shiyang said, "The detective doesn't seem nervous at all?"

Han Zifeng said, "Nonsense, it's not that my nephew was kidnapped."

Xu Xiaobai: "Huh?" What are you doing to me?

Han Zifeng said: "Okay, our sixth private detective team, let's start to solve the case! Remember our slogan - the truth..."

The crowd followed and shouted: "There is only one!"

Zou Shiyang took Han Zifeng's inspector uniform, put it on him, and said, "Inspector, it's not too late. How about we wait?"

Chi Yi Dao is Chi Yang, his character here is a knife, the weapon of Inspector Han Zifeng.To put it bluntly, they are thugs.

Zou Shiyang shook his phone and said, "Send me a message. We're on the way. Let's meet him first."

Everyone got up in a mighty manner, only to hear a plop, Xu Xiaobai lay down on the ground.

Everyone:? ? ? ? ? ?

Almost forgot, the inspector's nephew would get dizzy after sitting for a long time.