A Yin, within 3 meters is mandatory [comprehensive]

[Really, this topic ends here.I'm such an idiot for coming to ask you, I might as well just brainwash those guys. 】

As expected of brothers, when troublesome, the way to deal with the problem is exactly the same.

"Are you going to wear the girls' uniform of Kusuo-san's school? Or casual clothes?"

[So tell me to listen carefully to what people say.And why are you so active...]

Saiki Kusuo did not forget to complain, but he still answered the question seriously.Facing his younger brother who suddenly became "enthusiastic", he expressed his concern, what if the other party accidentally awakens the attributes of a big boss in women's clothing?

"Hmm... because it's a rare opportunity to meet Kusuo-san's classmates, should I say 'curious' at this time?"

The blond boy thought for a while before giving an answer.This look of hesitation and trying to simulate emotions fell in the eyes of Saiki Kusuo, who was subconsciously recognized as the same as himself-because he was born with superpowers, he could not feel the emotions that normal people should have.

The next thing is simple.

First use a disposable hair dye to dye the blonde hair into a light pink, put on purple colored contact lenses, use a hair dryer to blow the slightly long hair at the back of the neck fluffy, add silver-rimmed glasses, and finally just put on the girl from PK Academy The uniform is fine - this is the image of Saiki Kusuo's younger sister, Saiki Kuriko, who once appeared in the eyes of everyone.

However, even if the appearance can be imitated, the appearance of the two is still very different.To put it simply, Qi Muyin's face is too conspicuous. Although it is not as beautiful as Zhaoqiao Xinmei, it will still be classified as a model or an actor.

So we still have to use Saiki Kusuo's super power to help cover it up.

In fact, the easiest way is to directly use the ability to make Qi Muyin fall in the eyes of others, just to be recognized as the image of "sister Qi Mu Lizi", and there is no need to do such troublesome things as wearing women's clothes... So Qi Muyin Why on earth did Kusuo play around with each other?

Ah, really, the trouble is dead, I don't understand it at all.

In short, at present, he has no self-awareness about his becoming a favorite brother and madman, and he has no plans to reflect on it for the time being.

【how do you feel? 】

"The clothes are light and fluffy. Sure enough, a sailor suit and a short skirt are the standard outfits for female high school students? It's very novel."

Qi Muyin, who has successfully disguised herself as a girl, carefully looked at her attire: a green-collared black sailor uniform, a uniform skirt of the same color, and a crimson bow tie on the chest—bright green and crimson. The strange color scheme is completely different from Xiongying’s Western-style uniform .Fortunately, he has no aesthetic obsession with clothing.

Qi Muyin, who had never touched a short skirt, had no objection to the act of directly exposing his legs, and even bent down to pull the socks on his calves.The uniform skirt, which was so short that it could barely cover the buttocks, shrank up again with the movement. Qi Mu, who had excellent eyesight, caught a glimpse of pure white, although it was a man's style... so he didn't wear safety pants!No, wake up, the point is not here!

【Stupid, stop quickly. 】

Apart from coffee jelly and dealing with Sorasuke, Saiki Kusuo experienced mood swings for a long time.But the object is my younger brother who wears women's clothing, which is terrible from various angles.For the second time today, he began to regret playing around with him.

But it’s too late to repent now, because a guy in a sailor uniform who still maintains a cold face (well, he admits that it does look like himself) has changed his uniform shoes and is standing at the door, carrying a navy blue one-shoulder uniform bag, Looking back at him, "Is it an appointment to meet in front of the dessert shop?"

[Well, it's a 2-hour dessert buffet.By the way, if it wasn't for this reason, I would never have agreed. 】

Saiki Kusuo took a few seconds to get himself back to his normal state, insisting that he was only letting go of his principles for the sake of sweets.I have to say that once Qi Muyin, who dyed her hair light pink, stood next to Sai Mu Kusuo, coupled with the same paralyzed face of the two, she looked like a brother and sister—sister?

Because the height is wrong, this is the biggest sense of disobedience.

Saiki Kusuo's height is 167cm, while Saikiyin's height is 175cm. The difference of 8cm makes them more like siblings than siblings.Aware of this, Saiki Kusuo quickly adjusted his cognition with superpowers: when Qi Muyin fell into the eyes of others, his visual height changed to 155cm.

Is it a little too short?

Absolutely not, because the "sister" must be small to be cute, just like Hashimoto Kanna - this is the conclusion that Saiki Kusuo once used telepathy to read the hearts of Japanese male high school students.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't activate his telepathic ability because of evil thoughts.

On the contrary, like Qi Muyin, most of his superpowers are passive skills (that is, they cannot be controlled independently).For example, the mind-reading technique (telepathy), which seems to be very strong against the sky, has no way to actively control objects and switches. It is actively turned on 24 hours a day, and the thoughts and thoughts of people around are continuously transmitted to the brain. It is difficult to even fall asleep at first. .

As for the green lenses that Saiki Kusuo always wears, it is to prevent him from looking directly at others. This ability is best summed up by "Medusa's eyes".If there is no lens to obstruct, the object that looks at Saiki Kusuo will be directly petrified.

Cough, the topic is getting too far... By the way, wait for him, where is this?Commercial street?When did you leave the door?

When he regained his senses, Saiki Kusuo found that he was surrounded by crowds, but his heart was full of question marks.

The endless stream of people, the sign marking the "Shinjuku" exit, the promotional video of the new mobile game playing on the big screen, and the silent and innocent Qi Muyin beside him, all these constituted the scene in front of him.

In short, when he was thinking about how long it would be more appropriate to adjust the height of his "sister", he subconsciously followed Qi Muyin.And should it be a miracle or a high IQ, on the premise that he did not give the exact store name, his younger brother successfully analyzed the appointed location and arrived smoothly, which can be said to be the embodiment of mobility and efficiency.

"Brother Kusuo said before that it was 'a dessert buffet shop where you can eat for two hours', and if you don't have coffee jelly, you will definitely not participate. When you were in a daze, I screened the shops about 30km away from home. .”

[I don't need to emphasize the point "when I'm in a daze".Your judgment and ability to act are a bit too exaggerated for an ordinary high school student...] He suddenly realized that Qi Muyin did not seem to be an ordinary person. The genes are too scary, so for the good of the earth, they should not make a fourth child. 】

"Qimu-kun, Xiaomei and I are here~"

"Great, the chestnuts are here too."

Qi Muyin, who kept silent most of the time and gave others the opportunity to complain, turned her head and followed the source of the voice: the short-haired girl smiled brightly, wearing a T-shirt with a cute cat pattern, and a floral skirt just in front of her. Above the knee, the specially matched solid-color sandals and satchel also look very cute.As for the other long-haired girl—she was shining golden just standing there.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei, in one sentence, is "God's daughter".

In this world view, she is the most perfect beautiful girl in the world, with angelic beauty, pure and kind, and her own background.

It's a pity that what she is about to meet is "the most incomprehensible trio in the world".Because of telepathy, Saiki Kusuo can glimpse the "imperfect thoughts" in the heart of this "perfect girl", and naturally he will not be affected by it.As for Qi Muyin, from the first moment he caught a glimpse of Zhaoqiao Xinmei, he began to think about other things——

A girl with blue hair... Speaking of blue, Niugaragi seems to have hair of the same color, right?I don't know if he has calmed down, the message he sent still shows that he refuses to accept it.It seems that next time I still have to ask for a mobile phone number, so that even if I get blocked, I can call to apologize.

"Kusuo-san, isn't it weird that we still wear school uniforms on holidays?"

In terms of both physical and psychological meanings, Qi Muyin, who has been transformed by the teacher, has some problems in his brain and heart, so he will not have evil thoughts and reveries compared to Qiao Xinmei's appearance.And the eldest brother of the two, Qi Mu Kongsuke once said: "Most people in the world look like monkeys in my eyes, and they can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness."

Summary: The three brothers of Qi Mu's family are all indifferent to Qiao Xinmei's charm.

[Damn it, don't remind me. 】

Saiki Kusuo was so concerned about his younger brother's height that he forgot that today is not a working day.The two foolishly wore the school uniforms of PK Academy, standing in Shinjuku Station, which is famous for its fashion and popularity, coupled with the setting of "dating" with girls, it was like a silly straight guy who was invited by a goddess and messed up as soon as he appeared What about the situation—and, now that the "brother" has become the "sister", the only person who looks stupid is Saiki Kusuo!

"By the way, are there only those two girls who made an appointment with Kusuo-san?"

The young man in women's clothing who dyed his hair pink turned his head slightly, his eyes like a deep pool were covered by purple contact lenses, and matched with that beautiful face, did they fit well?So handsome faces can really do whatever they want.

【Of course, considering your ability, I certainly won't do obeisance with male classmates—】

Then he was slapped in the face instantly, to be precise, he was slapped on the shoulder.

Kuwagu Xu Alian: "Hey, Qi Mu, you arrived really early, this is...?"

Ran Tangli: "Dude, I heard that there is ramen, so I came here."

Kaito Shun: "Idiot, Mengye-san is talking about all-you-can-eat sweets."

——Within 3 meters, the same sex, personality activation.

Time seems to stand still, and one second is divided into equal parts. The first 0.3 seconds is the activation of "God's Wrestling". Qi Muyin was taken aback by the long-lost forced activation. Rather than caring about the troubles he would cause, he wanted to analyze the reasons for the activation of his personality .

Then it took another 0.4 seconds to shorten the distance, Qi Muyin's body fell forward uncontrollably, the crimson bow tie on his chest swayed, and the temporary weightlessness made the top of the sailor suit slightly lifted.He wasn't wearing women's underwear, revealing a slender and tight waistline, a sunken shadow all the way from his back, and a dark red mark on his lower back...

However, Qi Muyin, who inexplicably became a welfare character, was full of thoughts at the moment, "Oops, the knee socks slipped down, it seems that there is no garter belt."

[Really, idiot Ayin, this is not the worst place. 】

In the last 0.3 seconds, Saiki Kusuo activated teleportation.

……

"Hey, Saiki, did you see just now... it seems that a super cute female high school student suddenly fell on me and then disappeared quickly?"

[It's an illusion. 】

Saiki Kusuo: Indifference.jpg

To be precise, he is a cute high school boy dressed as a boy.Although his younger brother is very cute, and the women's clothing is also very cute, and the fact that he is an active male high school student is also a plus, but it's none of your business Shun Kaito.

"Then...why am I sitting on the ground?"

Kaito Shun, Saiki Kusuo's classmate, a teenager with severe secondary illness, fell to the ground as if waking up from a dream, trying to recall what he had experienced in a second.

Because——if he could only move one person, he couldn't let his cute brother fall to the ground.As an explanation, Saiki Kusuo silently swallowed the sentence "You fell on the ground just now" and replaced it with [Just now was Dark Reunion's attack. 】

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Sure enough, those guys' minions have already spread to Shinjuku!"

The second disease is really easy to deceive.

The author has something to say:

Ayin: Didn't you say that there would be no male classmates?

Qi Shen: I can explain... well, I can't.So why are they here?

This chapter focuses on "super cute high school girls"

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of immortality

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^