[Comprehensive] Let me go and let me die

Although it was decided to adopt two children, Ayou and Bishuiliu, Panzhou Tianji had no experience in taking care of children.

For this reason, the newly promoted old father was almost ashamed of his hair.

Better than water, even though he is only 11 years old, he is very sensible.The information that the slate passed to him as the king of green was enough to make him understand a lot.

But Ayou...

Thinking of Ayou Panzhou Tianji makes my head go bald.

If you want to say that you are sensible, you are really very well-behaved and sensible, and you are not willful at all.

but! Yes!

It's been a week, and I haven't given up yet, I'm thinking about how to run away every day!If it weren't for him and Xiaoliu being both kings and capable of finding her with force, she might have succeeded a long time ago!

Obviously only a three-year-old child!

The increasingly bald old father, Panzhou Tianji, chose to ask for help online!

Title: [How to enhance relationship with children? 】

As in the title, the host adopted two children some time ago, and the boy quickly admitted me, but it was another girl.How should I put it, she is very sensible, never gets into trouble, and is usually not self-willed, but there is one thing, she is thinking about how to run away from home every day, how can I improve my relationship with her and let her recognize me?

Floor 1: Sofa!

Floor 2: Oh oh oh!Is it a cute girl?Of course, take a bath with her! _(:з」∠)_

3rd floor: Don't mislead the host upstairs, girls like cute things, why don't the host give her a toy?

Floor 4: I know the fastest way to gain children's trust!Landlord, you take her to the playground, I guarantee that she will be like glue to you in a day!

Floor 5: May I ask, how old is the girl mentioned by the poster?Children's education methods in different periods are different.

6th floor (landlord): OK, I have written down everything from the upstairs.The child is only 3 years old now.

Floor 7: Zoo!The zoo is also great!

8th Floor: What?Only three years old!My day is so small, I'm still a baby!

Floor 9: Lolita Cultivation!I can! ! !

Floor 10: Adopted children will be very sensitive. It is recommended that the landlord start from life to give children a sense of security.For example, praise her more, hug her more, take her for a walk more if you have nothing to do, read a bedtime story, and sleep with her if you feel insecure.

Floor 11: Communicate with your child more and play with her more!

Floor 12: Of course the little princess wants to be pampered!It takes a long time to see people's hearts, as long as the host is sincere in front of love, everything is not a problem!

Floor 13: Come, come, come!Landlord, let me tell you a set of classic educational films, especially classic!The name is [Ghost Father], you can find out by searching for it yourself! (funny)

14th floor (host): Is it an educational film?I'll try and find it?

F15: Fuck, are you perverted upstairs?Landlord, come back quickly and don't worry about the upstairs!

Floor 16: Row!Don't listen to the words of the landlord on the 13th floor!Otherwise, you will be sentenced to death for three years!

17th floor (landlord): Is that so?I haven't searched yet.

18th Floor: The host stands up!Don't be fooled by the 13th floor!

Floor 19: Of course, you need to have more physical contact with your baby!Don't think about it, it's the kind of hugging and holding high!

20th floor: The one on the 19th floor, it's your own thinking...

21st floor (landlord): OK, thank you all.I have all of the above written down, I will try them all.

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Panzhou Tianji wrote down all the above suggestions on a piece of paper seriously, and decided to try them one by one.

So in the days that followed, Ayou lived an even more 'distressed' life.

Originally, Ayou's escape career was very difficult, because what looked at her was the world's most powerful peak, the king!

Also TM is two! ! !

and recently

Panzhou Tianji didn't know what was going on, and he always hugged himself and threw him into the sky when he was not paying attention!Talking is also suddenly special... Nauseous?Every night, I deliberately enter the house to tell a bedtime story!

Am I like someone who needs a bedtime story?

It can't go on like this!

Seriously with a small face slumped, Ayou fell into deep thought.

After thinking about how to run away for so long, I haven't committed suicide yet, otherwise I will kill myself?But no...

This is someone else's house!Suicide in someone else's house is causing trouble for others. Although he is very reluctant to be adopted passively, uncle is really a good person, so...

When is the end of these days when someone is following you 24 hours a day? ! !

Thinking of this, Ayou could only temporarily give up the suicide act in a huff.

After all, she didn't commit suicide to cause trouble.

"Come on, Xiaoyou, Xiaoliu, come and taste the omelet rice I made."

After more than half a month of training, Panzhou Tianji now has the appearance of a home cook (not) and his cooking skills have unexpectedly improved rapidly.

Is this a natural human/wife attribute?

Put a spoonful of omelet rice into your mouth, the rich aroma of eggs rushes into your mouth, the egg skin and rice match just right, and the rich beef and carrots with a hint of sweetness blend together during chewing, moderately salty, It tastes just right.

Having said so much, I just want to say that the old father, Panzhou Tianji, has made great progress. I especially remember that when Panzhou Tianji made omelet rice for her for the first time, needless to say, the appearance was horrible, off!key!yes!

He takes sugar for salt! ! !

At that time, looking at the expectant eyes of the old father Panzhou Tianji, Ayou swallowed the first mouthful with difficulty, and then silently blocked the taste in the eyes of the other party's surprise, and ate the whole plate.

Originally thought that this would not dampen Panzhou Tianji's enthusiasm, but unexpectedly, when he turned around, he took out another plate from the kitchen and put it in front of himself.

Ayou didn't have time to stop it, and the other party stuffed a big spoonful of omelet rice into his mouth without any defense...

For a moment, Ayou couldn't bear to see Panzhou Tianji's distorted expression.

"Little... little pomelo..."

Maintaining a good upbringing, he didn't spit out the omelet rice in his mouth. After Pan Zhoutianji swallowed the omelet rice with difficulty, his voice trembled and he looked at Ayou with emotion.

For a moment, Ayou only felt creepy.

No!I'm not!I don't!I just don't want to hit you!

At the dinner table, Panzhou Tianji kept talking, Ayou and Bishuiliu listened, and occasionally responded a few times, suddenly, he said something surprising.

"So, let's go to the zoo."

"Ok?"

Ayou swallowed the omelet rice in her mouth, and looked at Panzhou Tianji suspiciously.

Bishuiliu looked very happy, he put down the spoon in his hand, his eyes were slightly bright, and he looked very interested.

"Uncle Pan, when are we going?"

It seemed that he was embarrassed to look forward to going to the zoo at such an age, and Bi Shuiliu blushed slightly. He coughed slightly, and then sat up straight again.

Panzhou Tianji smiled slightly. He looked at Ayou and Bishuiliu with relief, and then took out two tickets from his pocket.

"It's tomorrow's ticket. And..."

Panzhou Tianji sighed, after all, it was his first time to buy a ticket to the zoo.

"A child as young as Xiaoyou doesn't need a ticket."

"Huh? I don't need it?"

Ayou looked at Panzhou Tianji in surprise.

Children here don't need half-price tickets?

"Hahahaha yes, so today Xiaoyou and Xiaoliu have to rest early for tomorrow's zoo."

said,

Panzhou Tianji narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Don't think I don't know, you guys are still playing games at night!"

Accompanying Ayou and Bishuiliu's confused faces was Panzhou Tianji's unpredictable eyes.

Ayou: "..."

Bishuiliu: "..."

How the hell did he know? !

Ayou is a nerd, so the game is naturally not a problem, but it is better than the water... Unexpectedly, it is very good at such a young age, so the two successfully formed a team.

During the period, he played all major games.After playing all over the server, Bishuiliu even issued a declaration that he will make a super interesting game in the future.

In the evening, after the old father Panzhou Tianji finished telling a routine bedtime story and turned off the lights and went out, after a while, the sound of water flowed in the quiet room.

"Yuyou, don't you want to go to the zoo?"

Ayou opened her eyes, she turned over and turned sideways to Bishuiliu on the other side of the bed.

"No, what's the matter?"

"I just think you don't seem interested in Yuzu, and..."

Bishui was silent for a while, and then his voice lowered.

"Isn't it good to live with me and Uncle Pan?"

"..."

What should I say?Could it still be said that I am obsessed with suicide for fear of scaring you?

Ayou couldn't help thinking.

Ayou's silence made Bishuiliu a little uneasy, and he raised his voice slightly.

"After all, we all survived the disaster in Kanagawa. Shouldn't we all be together?"

"I... I have something to do."

In the end, Ayou uttered a specious sentence.

"matter?"

"Correct."

In the darkness, Ayou nodded.

"I'm going to find someone."

"Who is it? I can help you!"

Seemingly feeling that his words did not have much credibility, Bi Shui Liu added another sentence.

"Uncle Pan will definitely help."

"Thank you, but I have to find it myself."

After all, what she is looking for is the colorless king who is the source of all mistakes and can change his body. Who knows what he looks like and what kind of shell he is wearing?

"and……"

Ayou bent her eyes, the glimmering eyes flickered in the darkness.

"You'll be in trouble with me."

After all, if she couldn't help but commit suicide, it would be very easy to scare people.

"I'm not afraid!"

Bi Shuiliu leaned up slightly, and looked at Ayou through the darkness, with an undeniable determination in his voice.

"We're already family."

So it doesn't matter what it is.

"..."

Raising her hand to cover her eyes, Ayou sighed inwardly.

Why do I meet one or two people like this... Such kind people!

But something like that gives hope...

If you can't do it, you can't do it.

Ayou turned around, avoiding Bi Shuiliu's warm eyes.She took a deep breath and spoke calmly.

"No matter what, I won't give up."

"Then, I won't give up either!"

The next day, after turning over the strategy at night, the enthusiastic old father Panzhou Tianji brought the two little ones to the zoo.

Although it is said to be a zoo, it has actually merged with an amusement park, and it is still a day off, so there are still a lot of people coming and going.

"In this case……"

In the crowd, Ayou's small stature is really inconspicuous, and she can easily be submerged in the crowd.

Even no matter how you look at it, there is a danger of being bumped into by someone without paying attention.

Panzhou Tianji looked around, then bent down, stretched out his hand and hugged Ayou who was caught off guard.

"Hey?"

Although the incident happened suddenly, Ayou still habitually hugged Panzhou Tianji's shoulders to maintain balance even after being rejected by such a "sneak attack" from time to time.

"It's still very dangerous, and Xiaoyou can see it more clearly like this."

Ayou: "..."

I suspect you can tell I'm trying to disappear...

But I have no proof!

Seeing Ayou's involuntarily puffed cheeks, Panzhou Tianji laughed, holding Bishuiliu with the other hand, and walked in like that.